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The deed has been done already but don't think you'd go free just kpanshing another man small precious child cos if I catch u near my relatives, U don die be that but then, tell her U want to marry her so U can go and see your pastor.... If she agrees tell your pastor to preach to her and get her converted too.....case closed

I guess it's because most of the time, we don't define what we go into as relationship... Someone might just like another's personality, voice , smile , laff, thought pattern, simple things like how you walk, your playful nature.....and it ends there.....doesn't have to lead to the other room and it doesn't have to lead to you extorting him .....

For once almost everyone here agreed to one thing .....let's keep up this one mind jooor

NwaAmaikpe:





If only your dad had the time to listen to Doris Day's "Que Sera Sera"

He won't spend his energy trying to change a hoe to a hand trowel.

whatever will be will be oooooooo it can only b delayed not denied

NwaAmaikpe:




Well Uche Maduagwu is ironically myopic.

Interest comes first.
Why should Peter be interested in building boreholes in communities that he will never fetch from when he can get a lifetime unhindered gatepass to Tacha's spring of smelly water.

Tacha is more than a borehole, she is an oil-well.
And it naturally pays more to invest in oil wells than in boreholes.
This is the third wisest decision Peter has taken as an individual, the first two being him splitting from his twin and him marrying a woman against his family's wish.

third wisest decision ever made in the history of man

NwaAmaikpe:




Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.

You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.

Sadly you don't.

Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.

I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.

Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.

Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.

It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?

"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".

wonderful........ wonderful.........ewoooooo see as this country dey waste talents like this.....message was passed

You think say because dem say smile is good, U go just dey shine 32 any how abi? U no know say some kinda places U go frown face make U scare small children dem off......

ubunja:
i remember that sweet time lol love was fun then. Think about it; a club as the ultimate tool of seduction. Not money.

hehehehehehehe I can imagine mehn

ubunja:
believe it or not Romantic Love is a very recent thing. It never used to exist.

actually they should be thanking a whole lot of us trynna be all romantic and shit, in d olden days , a guy sees a fine girl, he clubs her and drags her to his cave ...na so marriage take be oo

When your doc is a perv

Girls and guys matter too sensitive.....guys don't spend too much on a girl U r not sure of, girls don't eat too much and just open mouth anyhow to call him just a friend, we don't want to hear that.... Case closed

I respect her opinion in as much as I do not respect her personality....... If you have not been there , don't say.....she has a point

NaijaRoyalty:
Go to Douglas road, Owerri, there you will see your northern brothers and sisters in their hundreds begging day and night like it's their birth right .

Why must aboki people still beg after holding on to power since 1960 till date ?

nwanne m ome a iwu onye Owerri? Eekwa?

Wetin concern diver and desert na ...? Na so person dey ask nurse if him be data analyst all becos him dey find female Corper.....people in power sef

Wonderful

I am a Catholic but this father no do well at all....anyway, whoever the moderators are , this thread should be closed for comments cos it's religious and sensitive...if una like again, ban me but I will continue to voice my opinion

Gradually voices will come up ....we are tired of living in this shit hole

ubunja:
Girls can be stubborn bro. Nice

I dey tell u

Funny tales and interesting ones too....lemme not kii d fun...
Have had this Lebanese guy ( tho late now) in my area, married a naija woman and the we were kind of family friends, d eldest son sees me as a bigger bro and was ready to even die for me...very loyal guy... Abdallah....
Had an immediate younger sister ...my philo....a young girl but very strong willed...she would be at her best dressing and character whenever I was in their house, cook for me and treat me like a demi God ....didn't know those were here green light those days till I gained admission.
Left for school with her elder bro for my registration and stuff in uli, after all that , settled for a month before going back home . Her first sight of me said it all, from their balcony I could see d desire in her eyes ,she had wanted to jump just to come and welcome me but for one reason she held back... So I proceeded to their staircase to say hello to d family and to tell them their son was safe and sound. Next I saw was someone who bolted from their door, ran past her elder bro on d stairs and threw caution to d wind and just jumped on to me so I held her in my arms and next thing was a passionate first kiss....I was stunned but still played along , held her a bit longer till her elder bro was like ok guys it's enough ...........
Got to the point when the news got to the dad, he never stopped seeing me as a son and friend but will always caution d daughter not to come to my place and whenever she does, I see scars on her body d next day from serious drilling from her dad but that never stopped her from seeing her crush till the dad got fed up and started calling us lovebirds ..........

Darker days

This one no dey for movie....U go just hear kpakham!!!!!! Na so ur hip bone go just shift

agohmamuda:
She's a Nigerian Senator representing Kogi West.

if U be Okada man aswear U don hamma

fraspree:

The guy see say na set up wan happen, him come lock up, omo the guy fear for him cum.

hehehehehehehe

Pegi23:
Follow and message me I follow back.

I ignored ladies first and I followed....write me back

Who's your daddy

Yes
You look amazing..

Yes you look amazing

logik29:
My guy dem dey ask oo plenty girls wey ask me out i no gree oo i just dey waya dem when my body need warming.

wow!!! U like wayaring stuff this guy

truthsayer009:
Bros, e get as e be. But the story is true.

hehehehehe Abi oooo

Onyenna:
Yeah... They do...

I've been asked out on two different occasions.... [story for another day]...

till then

truthsayer009:
They do, a lot of them.

My former workplace, a girl kept giving me greenlight. I didn't really like her. So at then end, i obliged & just wanted to chop and move immediately as her ass was quite big.

Then when i found that she was a virgin, i just felt it would too wicked for me to just chop & move as it would mess up her future dating life. I rather not chop at all.

Na so i just free the girl oh. She felt bad Lmao. She didnt know i did her a favor.

wonderful.....still sounds like finding water in d desert to me

I don't mean to bash or be harsh on our girls but you see this, you can't try it with most of our girls