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Is this supposed to be a mugshot?


Nigerian police, at least use marker to write the office naw

So this oil never tire una....Una never learn shey...




Please diversify now o

captianfreeman:
6.When he don't invite you to the church where he worship. whenever your man start speaking in tongues when you suggest coming to his place of worship to fellowship with him, don't mistake that for being filled with the holy spirit,he may be a married dude.

How I go invite babe wey I dey nack to Church. U wan make person die for church abi

badt

Chicjennie:
I wouldn't mind. Credit Risk Mgt is actually on the same floor with Finance. U work with PwC right? (Pls send me a PM).

PM sent

Chicjennie:
Group Credit Risk Mgt Division - UBA.

That's cool...Could pop into your unit when interim audit starts. <If you don't mind>

Chicjennie:
But U know ur schedule is tighter than hers. She shld hv gotten all the time in the world to study b4 joining PwC... Unlike most of us that leave the office 8pm only for us to resume 7.30am... But really, it's still no excuse for failure.

Well, u can say that again. Which unit and firm do your work with? Cos we resume work at 8pm in FSI (during the busy season)

Princess042:
About to

PwC?

Princess042:
wrote 4 papers, passed the 4.

Thank you Jesus

Work with any of the Big 4's ?

waiting for ACCA results

How many give girls belle?

I think 2,000 is a lot

Long read, but it's worth it.

Greece really likes taking care of his family. Some of his cousins and his older relatives struggle to find work, others don't like to work, and plenty see themselves as "too old" to work. So Greece helps out by sending them some money [Pensions and Unemployment].

Greece's job doesn't cover all the money he spends on his family, So Greece got a credit card a long-time ago [National Debt].

Greece told himself that he could manage his credit card balances. His friends' credit cards have much higher balances, and they can make their payments without any troubles. But Greece ignores the obvious: his friends make a lot more money than he does, and their credit card companies think that they'll continue to make more money. So they get better interest rates [High Debt-to-GDP, High Interest Rates].

But--for a long time--things seemed alright. When Greece's credit card got too high he used a little accounting trick to say that he had more money than he did and he could make those high credit card payments. As long as he didn't do this everyday his credit card companies didn't mind too much [Printing Money to Fund Deficits].

Then Greece saw his friends set up a cool club. Their club made it easy it do business with each other and that made his friends and their families happy. Greece believed joining that club would make him feel important, but when his friends joined they gave up some of their autonomy. If they got into trouble with their credit cards they couldn't do those accounting tricks that Greece did [Eurozone and the Euro and Ceding Monetary Control to the ECB].

Still, Greece really wanted in. Deep down he knew that he had a problem and he needed to deal with it. Maybe he felt like an alcoholic. "If I join this club," he thought, "I can change my life for the better. I'll stop being so irresponsible with my money." To get into the club, Greece needed to show the other members that he wouldn't wreck their party if he joined. He made the case that they could trust him. He said: "here's all my financial information." He probably lied :/ Fact and Fiction in EU-Governmental Economic Data [Eurozone Reports].

The club let Greece in. He thought: "I've made it! I'm one of the best!" He needed to tighten his belt. He knew that. But his family still counted on him to pay their rent. The club didn't allow Greece to spend so much money above his income, but Greece did it anyway. He felt an obligation to support his family. Maybe--like an alcoholic--Greece thought: "Tomorrow I'll change." Always tomorrow. But Greece didn't change fast enough [Greece Continues to Rack Up Debt].

It didn't bother his club or his credit card companies too much at the time. When Greece got in trouble he just took out another credit card, and he used those new cards to charge the payments for his old cards [Issuing Debt to Make Debt Payments].

Greece lost his job. He found another, but it only paid about 75% of what his old job paid him. And that job didn't always pay him what he deserved [Economic Downturn and Tax Fraud].

Credit card companies got scared. The credit card companies' friends lent to other clients and got burned when some of those clients couldn't make their payments. They knew Greece struggled to get by, so they decided not to loan to him any more. Greece couldn't get another credit card to pay his old cards. How would he support his family? And how would he get a better job if he didn't have money to invest in himself?[2007-2010 Credit Crisis and Greece Gets Cut Off].

Greece's club, with another bigger club, stepped into help. They didn't want to see Greece fail; if he did it might hurt all of them. Greece owed some members of this club, and their families, a lot of money. So they lent Greece the cash he needed to stay afloat. But that didn't make a big, important member happy. The clubs, and this big member, made demands. The big ones? Greece needed to ensure he got paid what he was due, and Greece could no longer support all his family members [ECB and IMF Step In, Germany Doesn't Like It, Conditions on Loans].

Greece takes the money and now he can make his payments for another five years. But he doesn't cut his family off like the clubs told him to, and he can't stand up to his boss to get his rightful paycheck. Admittedly, Greece's family threatens to beat him up if he cuts them off. But still [Greece Doesn't Meet Terms of Loans].

Greece's club worries about him. They make sure that if he can't pay they won't hurt. They buy insurance in case Greece can't pay, and they sell off Greek debt to cousins with a taste for risk [European Banks Hedge Risk of Greek Default].

Payment time. The big club that helped Greece needs a payment. But Greece can't/won't make it. Greece can't bring himself to cut-off his family or ask his boss to stop cheating him. So he lets his family decide if he will obey the demands the club puts on Greece [Default on IMF and Announcement of Referendum on Austerity].


Source: http://www.quora.com/How-do-I-explain-Greeces-crisis-to-a-layman

People say I'm a little bit of a confused introvert but I'm quite convinced that I am definitely an introvert. And I enjoy my life just like everybody else does, sometimes even more. 

1. I enjoy my own company, so I don't always need others company.

2. I have a set of very few yet very close friends. (And I'm a completely different person when I'm with the ones really close to me, liked I'm possessed by some extrovert ghost)

3. My room is my country or even my universe. I don't always need to go out there to have fun.

4. Books are my best friends. You could live the lives of a thousand characters in a book. And I could totally survive in a world with just me and loads of books.

5. It is bliss to just go on a drive alone, or to shop alone or to even have a mug of your favorite coffee.

6. Everybody needs some alone time and i have a lot of it and I thoroughly enjoy this time.

7. I like to talk only when required and I love to listen a lot. Ain't it hard finding a person who just listens to you for hours without complaining?

8. Silence. Not everybody can enjoy silence. Introverts just can.

Culled from Quaro


...And pastors keep scolding me in church, "My brother, dance for God...I know you will dance better if you were at a party". And friends keep teasing me when I mistaken follow the boys to the club. Some of us just can't dance...we all don't have happy feets.

ControlX:
All these postulations about FSIP doesn't startle me at all. I'm all for FSIP physically, mentally, psychologically, relationally, emotionally, and yes even spiritually. . I'm not saying its going to be easy. No. I'm just saying all the "hearsays" and "realities" about FSIP doesn't mean there ain't peeps who are loving it over there. Perception differs and mindset is key. And we know its only the test of fire that makes fine steel. The whiter the heat, the finer the steel. Rexphobia abeg keep enough EGA for me, im coming!

Wonderful, I will bookmark this page and show u during Year end

I want to go with the Judge, she spoke the mind of the masses.







Nigerian politics, when you don't like the message, attack the messenger. Shey e never reach for the governor to resign? I tire for this country


Sometimes I wonder if APC is really ready to govern this country. Lies and propaganda.

TheRealAdonye:
I'be heard so much as to not envy you..
Please ehn, Those things, are they true?

It depends... I can only say the unit is for the brave

TheRealAdonye:
E no too far..
What LOS are you in?

Assurance FSI

Swift is fast and reliable, spectranet is cheap

Trainee associates, your EGAs are waiting for you. Make una do quick resume

eyha

Again...Abeg naw....We never recover from the last scarcity naw

hmmmm

taaah

Well, journalists generally speaking also are to blame. He won't have said that if some *fake journalists haven't approached him for such.


Anything for the boys?


But the crop of leaders we have in this country sha

Not tailored for Naija

Abeg who goat don help?

Goat wey stubborn like "goat" , where she go get money pay for anything wey the goat go scatter or chop for the community

Ehen


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Population: Proposed
Campus: Under Construction (10,000 Student Capacity)
Promoter: BAU Research & Development
Programs In: Arts, Social Sciences, Humanities, Media and Technology.
Launching: September 2015


Proposed location, ehen.. .. I dey come. Make una first start, I no like start up organizations

Do you really need the portrait of the president in his own office? Just saying

Failed states? Failed banks? Remember....



I think AMCON should come into play. Failed states should be bought over by them and bailed out. Then the "shareholders" will be deleted from the register, debitors settled and "the board of directors" dissolved.


After a while, other viable states can buy over the states and start afresh, begin to grow IGR.

Who dem don help?