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sreamsense:
You keep deceiving yourself and wasting your precious time like you wasted writing lenghty epistle that ended up in futility during election. Do you think if Tinubu is out today, it will ever reach Obi? Honestly, you need farm work so you can get too busy from every hourly post about Tinubu because at the end of the day I don't know how many hours left you have for yourself.

Was she talking about Obi? That's my problem with you folks always inventing ways to drag the third place winner cos you know Tinubu isn't defensible. Address the matter at hand and leave Obi alone. He's not the president and petroleum minister

It happened here in wukari

Yarimo is that you?

Its been 11 yrs since I first played and wrote a review of the first game to feature a city in nigeria (lagos). https://www.nairaland.com/1981982/lagos-call-duty-advanced-warfare. Playing it first on the Xbox 360 and now on the ps4, I have to say it aged quite well. Had some memorable screenshots as a souvenir. Decided to install it again on my jailbroken console last night. Particularly with the entry of pslan that allows online play on jailbroken ps4s. Will drop a review on how the LAN play holds later. The game still hits me in the right places. Share your thoughts in the comments below.

saphiere:
Skit

Olilah

No be small Kankara. They should add some bags of agbado to entice buyers

Ineje:
What are our lawmakers waiting to pass a law against these demons. Or is there something they're not telling us ?

No vex. New anthem is a priority now. It will ginger them into action

firearcher:
Amicably means without striking. If strikes didn't work over these many years, I wonder if it will ever work. Strikes probably had more bite many years back when we had only public universities. But now?

More private unis doesn't translate to more pple enrollment there. With the state of the economy it may actually mean more dropouts. Strikes brought abt TETFUND. It brought about the upward review of salaries. To not strike is to say you are happy with the way things are. What else can ASUU do? Beg? Carry guns? Sue FG?

PJ123:
Forget all that, Nigeria is a sick nation, and University is just one out of many parts of the sick nation. University workers still earn better salaries than many government workers except politicians. ASUU should fight for Nigeria and not the one part, the current arrangement in the country cannot foster meaningful development. If they increase your salary and you get new cars or build new house, you're not safe because the whole country is sick. They should dismantle this unholy union called Nigeria and every region should go her separate ways or better still they should thoroughly restructure the country. This I believe what ASUU as intellectual body who knows better should be fighting for and not window dressing approach. If ASUU president becomes the President of Nigeria today, he cannot sign that yeye agreement you're talking about because the problems at the center are too much and with several conflicting interests and corruption everywhere including the so called university.

While I share in your frustration about the state of the nation let's get one thing straight. It's not just about salaries o. How are you expected to do your job with zero support as regards labs, office space, lecture rooms? For your info we use waste paper to send memos and result vetting for senate for goodness sake! We practically use our own money to print official documents. You say they earn more than civil servants. How much is a professors salary? This is after sinking millions over 20 years on average getting this knowledge with little or no sponsorship o. Practically all the buildings are TETFUND sponsored. That's thanks to ASUU. They have raised school fees, my final year students can't even perform in a lab cos no reagents or test tubes. The problems are endless, the system is dying and the quality of graduates is worsening. I can guarantee you the turnover rate of qualified lecturers and researchers in universities is growing. We lost a lot of colleagues to brain drain last year and it's poised to get worse. FG doesn't consider education a priority like pilgrimage and the lecturers are losing their passion.
You say ASUU should fight? The same students we fight for for better service delivery will call all lecturers pedophiles, rapists and handout salesmen. Na the same students you say mk we bleed for? The last 8 months strike, dem pay complete?

helinues:
Hehe

Na names of the contractors be una issue this time?

You're a buffoon. Accept this and knw peace

firearcher:
In this age and time? These intelligent academics can't still figure out a way to resolve disputes amicably?

Define amicably. Doesn't it boggle the mind that we are still talking about negotiating a 2009 agreement that govt keeps running away from? Multiple attempts by ASUU to get federal government to make good on signed agreements and they are still called names. If government is sincere these demands by ASUU will be met by sundown. I doubt earned allowance owed is even up to half of 90bn but they rather spend on Hajj with zero returns on investment

Oya toilet flies come and eat Reno poo before it crusts.

The ignorance on this thread is something else. The countless drug and organ trials that they used non blacks because Africans generally fear trials nobody is asking. If they pick only whites now, blacks will cry marginalization. Some clowns are even accusing them of playing God but will rush to the hospital for surgery. One low self esteem ridden creature is even insulting his race. It's not your race that's the problem, it's just you!

Dibodibo:
Na wa for you ooo, a bottle of coke was #5 egg roll was also #5 in the 80s

Correction. In the early 90s coke was 1.50. Choco milo was 15k. Coke entered 5 naira towards the mid 90s

Kusu12:
Obingo should stick to his social media activities, because many issues are beyond his comprehension. Obingo is a failure in all ramifications

That's all you guys are good at. At least he's saying the mind of Nigerians. You on the other hand have zero idea what this will do to businesses and even regular folks. Rather than offer counter views na insult. Obi isn't president. Tinubu is. So grow up and face the issue at hand.

Urheadmaster:
Is poverty the reason naughteners are getting married to an underage in their region

Which rich northerner has given out his underaged daughter in marriage?

Taraba suppose dey number one. Benue should be number one emeritus

NewYorkCity:
Please revoke BEDC license asap

Abeg in alphabetical order. AEDC first. Let's be civil pls

Even FreestuffNG can't defend this. Better stay in your hole

Last I checked pigs don't have a rumen

godofuck231:
Football started in Africa qnd was played with the most unwanted part of a pig , the rumen , when dried it becomes solid and like a bladder, each team fough to put the rumen into a hole in th middle of the field, hence the centre spot in modern football , fencing , hockey and even canoeing was depicted in Egyptian drawings seen till date

[quote author=fergie001 post=127904608][/quote]Toh how we go take do with this aseobi now?

Congratulations. However first class in nigeria na wahala. A grim reality is a good chunk may find themselves in POS boxes cause they were sentenced to education in nigeria

I thought the last one is yet to be concluded

Groom is playing. Tivland that you can marry on credit?

Ewedegubbler:
But definitely not against Arab musilima. They’ve been trashing those brothers of yours for the past 70 years and would continue doing so. If Muhammad wakes up from hell and joins the battle, he’s Gona be captured, castrated and hung upside down

If you mean those innocent women and children being bombed and killed with impunity are my brothers and sisters, then yeah they are. My Bible preaches love and compassion, not an eye for an eye and then some. What brand of Judaism or Christianity do you practice that endorses genocide?

Lanre1st:
Your mini God dady GO Adeboye support it.

Yeye pastor

He's on his own. The Christianity isn't more original than those practiced in Palestine. Wrong is wrong.

Israel losing battle isn't new. The Bible is riddled with stories where they had their asses handed out to them. I'm against the war cos innocent lives are being lost on a daily. My religion doesn't support wanton destruction of lives. No reasonable person would support it. If you believe your God endorses it, there is no hope for you.

Love800:
Ok.
So if ur findings or research is published in high quality journals, what does it mean? What are the benefits for you to be in a high quality journals or presentations at conferences?

Pls what do u mean by those words i bolded?

For one highly rated journals puts the researchers out there and boosts visibility. The outcome of the research is publicized and if need possibly opens it for further validation. New protocols can be replicated and applied in future works. In most cases other pple may be working on a similar work too. Due to the huge wage bill required to run universities, depts operate on targets and tight budgets. This forces then to be more objective driven. Partnership building with the private sector becomes their bread and butter. As part of their social responsibility, companies invest in institutions via grants and donations. Schools in turn help them answer questions bothering on innovations and discovery.

Love800:
Pls i want to ask.
Dis grant of a tin, is it dat after securing the grant(which is money or funds), then u use it to write or do ur research. After finishing the research, will u be paid for it? And who is paying u for dis?

Grants are of diff forms. Some cover all expenses pertaining to a research. Some part of it. Grant isn't even necessarily money. Could even be access to a laboratory in another country to carry out some analyses. Real elaborate grants even places the researchers on a stipend and cover travel expenses. End result of any grant requires your findings to be published in high quality journals, may even require presentations at conferences. Contrary to what some pple alluded to earlier, you don't propose a study just cos you think it's relevant. Grant awarding bodies have terms of reference that have to be followed to be even considered.
In more saner climes, staff of a dept are for the most part employed under a running grant. Only a few are tenured. A grant can last for years, allowing the dept to employ staff and admit students that will work under a project. The employed staff will in turn service the dept on a number of roles. Here in Nigeria there's no target set on staff per se. Aside published works and admin duties, you dont need much to make promotion. How many professors today will mk that rank if a grant condition was set? While that would improve the quality of research and qualified hands, it's not actually the fault of academics. The tetfund we are even talking of was borne out of agitations by academic staff. Where are the industries and pharmaceutical companies? They are the backbone of research in foreign countries. Pfizer can sink in billions every year to Harvard or Texas a&m to research cancer. Na orange drugs go fund research here?

epainos:
You are a slave to government and they will keep playing with your blokos. You know your papers are worthless and cannot compete with good ones out there, so keep blackmailing govt to pay you.

I have given you 5 areas you can work on that can make you attract investors....keep on doing vaccines that have been done. Lol. Poverty has found a home in you.

Oga, I dont engage with stupi.dity and stubbo. rnness.

Goodbye!

That's what separates us. You are a tout on a faceless forum. You don't knw me but I knw a lot about you already. I don't need the government to give me money, I'm not frustrated like you. I run a school, I'm done with my studies and I'm a proud farmer with meaningful research under my belt. Your ignorance will be the death of you. My earlier offer still stands:,share your achievements in writing and I will share mine, since your into dick measurements

My problem with your type is you just sit down and assume rubbish. You don't even knw the first thing abt r and d. 10k to develop a variety of vegetable for seed? My God! That's not even enough sample preparation for gene extraction. You say lecturers are lazy? I will have you knw most that even still care to carry out research have to fund it with their own money. If you say the money is embezzled prove it with evidence. Foundation stock was sold you say: where is the story? The fresian brought to napri years ago is the reason napri dairy unit still functions and is thriving. The crosses have improved the herd quality. That's evidence. Funaab is breaking records with their chicken genotyping project. I already mentioned IAR in ABU. Pple in universities are making progress. Grants are far and in between. Nobody is begging for free money. But don't accuse pple of embezzlement when it's not even available. We do have bad eggs but don't generalize. A large number are making the best of a bad situation. Better pray the current trend where the ones who are fed up and are leaving for greener pastures don't continue. If they were that bad, countries won't be looking for them.

epainos:
Another "strong claim" with no reference.


Clown You are not talking to a dummy in govt.


The only sad thing is that you are messed up. Putting on strong claims. Clown.


You are a real clown. Walahi



Blackmail govt na since that source is the only means to publish. Poverty has found a home in you.


Which ones have you collaborated with?



I always write mostly...but I am sure you are dull. Keep looking for $2,000 around.

Since not all smart attract grants, keep the blackmailing government. You write something, and it doesn't attract a grant...what does that say? If someone in the private sector writes a proposal and is not accepted, does the person blackmail the government?

Get it into your head..govt will no longer pay for your incompetencies. Go and do your worst. Go and compete with your fellow researchers. You write what you think is smart. Keep wasting your time. I have given you clues... maybe this is what you need to hear but you aren't paying attention to it cos you have your mind in doing what your broke mentors taught you. Oga, I will say it the last time...(it may not be for you but for another lecturer or researcher cos I see you only want to cash out from govt)... research on what is trending and what investors want. Stop writing about what you think is smart. If you write what investors want, you will cash out big time.

Here are the areas/topics:
1. Gene editing ....you can go into many areas not even the technical part. Agric, health, wildlife, livestock, etc I have witnessed a chemical engineering professor get a huge grant in this area. How did a chemical engineering professor link his work to this area? Go use your head. Stop writing what investors don't need.
2. Environmental Sustainability... agriculture, health, business, economics, ecology, and many other areas.
3. Renewable energy....part of 2 above...but very wide. Of course not only the technical areas you can work on.
4. Seeds production if you are in agric. You don't need any grant or rubbish whatever to do this. With just N10,000 you can get to work. All you need is time. And you can use modern tech to accelerate it. Only 5sqm is enough to get the job done. And you don't need to pay any salary to anyone. I know what I am saying. When you get the seeds done....go for seeds that make sense...tomatoes and peppers...can make you rich. Go cultivate 1 ha after your research...beat the 100 tons benchmark...hit 200 tons. This will give you nothing less than 85 million naira. Use the money to start bigger projects. A crate (25kg) of tomato is a minimum of N15k in the market. Calculate the number of crates and you have your sales. Remove your expenses. Shikena. If you are into agriculture, your school has free land.....free many things. You have the platform there. There are many abandoned resources you can use that you won't pay for. I am sure this is the same in other areas too.

An agric researcher can keep a plot of vegetables to manage his expenditures. The same goes for livestock researchers. But nope...they only want grants to loot. Lol. The abandoned equipment is there. Tell your colleagues that they can do something with them without waiting for govt.

I remember the case of expensive parents' cattle stocks imported ....and those lecturers sold all. Lol. Use Google to find the meaning of parent stocks. You will know what I am saying. Your colleagues are looters. I use agric cos this subject readers can relate to. If I start with oil and gas....hehehhe... or health. Mehn! You guys are unserious. Very lazy set of people..

Must you wait for the government? But you want to do "yamayama" job and the government should pay you...right?

Keep blackmailing the government. Poverty has found a home inside you. Shikena.

I now know how you operate. You hide your weakness to have a clean discuss by resorting to insults. Show me where you can carry out research with 10k. Even the IAR based works on Soya and groundnut that yielded the Samnut and samsoy varieties we use widely in nigeria spanned decades. Don't say what you don't knw. Shebi u write as u claim. Post the links to your paper and I Will post mine. Speaking of grants, I have never secured a Nigerian govt grant but I have worked on 2 papers developed from grants gotten from non government agencies based abroad. Your take on cost of grants is laughable. Solid journals cost an arm.and a leg. Your a housing agent. Stick to what you knw. It's not my fault u had a traumatic university experience. Don't tag lecturers as dull. Imagine house agent calling kettle black. You guys are no saints either. Go read on works done at research institutes from napri to nvri. Vaccines on trypanosomiasis developed in collaboration with researchers at nvri wasn't developed by housing agents collecting agency fee for housing with outdoor kitchen.