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PoliticsRe: Dangote Refinery To Reach 650,000 Bpd Production Capacity By End Of 2024 by rezy15(m): 7:00pm On Nov 26, 2023
It's always future tenses everywhere. Govt to, govt plans to, Mr X proposes, FG wants to, about to or my personal favorite, "may". Let's not forget projects, targets, aims.
CelebritiesRe: ‘What God Told Me When I Died In Car Accident’ – Yul Edochie (Photos) by rezy15(m): 1:37pm On Nov 23, 2023
Odewaleadesoye:
Nollywood actor Yul Edochie has revealed how his life was miraculously saved after he was involved in a ghastly car accident in 2019.

The thespian claimed that he died after the accident, but God gave him a second life and instructed that his new life would be for his glory, his word, and for humanity.


Edochie disclosed this on his Instagram page recently, promising to shed more light on his claim later.

He wrote:

DAILY POST
New life, New wife
EducationRe: Why I Burnt My WAEC, University, NYSC Original Certificates – Olutimain Ilenre by rezy15(m): 7:58pm On Nov 14, 2023
superCleanworks:
He MIGHT not. Who are you to say HE WILL with so much certainty? you even say TRUST ME.. trust you for what? Are you the owner of his future?
Me and my brother graduated from **** with 2.1 from EEE & MECH but till today none of us have used our certs. We are business men and employers of labour. I have not seen my certs in over 8 years. What is the difference with a burnt certificate? 😂
Not everyone likes to live in CONFINEMENT to societal standards. Some of us pave our own way (by the help of God) If you still think life without CERTIFICATES is useless then you need to go back to real school.
So burn yours na. No diff since u didn't use urs? Some you forget to understand the certificate isn't a guarantee of a job but the fact you went to a tertiary institution shaped you into who you are. Jobless or not. Fine you started a business. But don't tell me school was a waste. Burning urs now is to spit on the years that shaped u into who you are.
EducationRe: Why I Burnt My WAEC, University, NYSC Original Certificates – Olutimain Ilenre by rezy15(m): 5:02pm On Nov 14, 2023
Royaltyy:
He's a fool. What if he needs them in future, maybe for political office or an opportunity overseas or even that same handwork he's talking about, cos thaere are some handwork that are big contracts and it's only your certificate that can earn you such contracts...

He might regret his actions later
Oh trust me he will. Being a graduate helps you get a foot in the door. Those saying school is scam, go and burn your certificate you hear.
EducationRe: Why I Burnt My WAEC, University, NYSC Original Certificates – Olutimain Ilenre by rezy15(m): 5:01pm On Nov 14, 2023
Royaltyy:
He's a fool. What if he needs them in future, maybe for political office or an opportunity overseas or even that same handwork he's talking about, cos thaere are some handwork that are big contracts and it's only your certificate that can earn you such contracts...

He might regret his actions later
EducationRe: Why I Burnt My WAEC, University, NYSC Original Certificates – Olutimain Ilenre by rezy15(m): 5:01pm On Nov 14, 2023
Royaltyy:
He's a fool. What if he needs them in future, maybe for political office or an opportunity overseas or even that same handwork he's talking about, cos thaere are some handwork that are big contracts and it's only your certificate that can earn you such contracts...

He might regret his actions later
FashionRe: Bra With Built-In Nipples (Photo) by rezy15(m): 7:39pm On Nov 07, 2023
Godada:
huh


This reminds of a time I got a lady home. I was hot and ready to go.

We got down to the business of the day then, I took of the bra......

I found out the bra was padded. Nothing dey up.

Even the pant dey padded.

That was it for me.

I gently disengaged and discharged her off.
U fall hand. Mission na Mission
PoliticsRe: Obi: ₦‎1.5Bn For First Lady Unconstitutional, Her Job Is To Care For Her Husband by rezy15(m): 7:01am On Nov 07, 2023
plaindealer:
Oponu misogynistic and sexist clown.

Why not just say women should be confined to the kitchen cooking and your own daughter should just sit at home making ogbono for her husband instead of working ...

See, this is why we keep saying Nigeria dodged serious bullets when they rejected this Stone Age and primitive clown.
You're an idiot! Who stopped her from working? Does she need funding from government coffers to work?
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: Cheap PS4 Game PKGs in Abuja by rezy15(op): 11:12am On Oct 10, 2023
New Arrivals. Chat me up on whatsapp for a full list
PoliticsRe: Dollar Now Underground Currency Of Nigeria’s Economy — Peter Obi by rezy15(m): 9:35pm On Oct 02, 2023
tuoyoojo:
I remember this bill board before 2015 elections that asked a question " are you okay with N215 naira to a dollar


8 years down the line, it's over 1000 naira to a dollar and everyone in APC is smiling at the camera as though everything is okay

When tilibu was campaigning, he said he was a first class graduate who knew the solution to Nigeria's problem.

The builder of "modern day lagos" to nor fit do abracadabra again
I for kukuma say yes I am ok.with 250 naira to a dollar sef
PoliticsRe: Why Tinubu Must Sack His US Lawyer By Festus Adedayo (The Cable) by rezy15(m): 4:36pm On Sep 24, 2023
seguno2:
Why do Tinubu’s worshippers keep associating Awolowo with their drug lord crookhuh
Did you even read the article? Or it was too long for you?
PoliticsRe: PDP's Caleb Muftwang Wins Plateau Governorship Election (2023) by rezy15(m): 12:59pm On Sep 22, 2023
Postinor:
presidency is not about who is the strongest abeg shut up,u want to tell me that someone who strategized came up with a plan with his brain on how to win an election and he won at first trial is not fit eough mentally to rule Nigeria, keep on deceiving urself,we don't need a boxer as a president what we need is a good strategist
Oga postinor, how's the strategy working so far?
TravelRe: UK: 10 Things You Will Miss About Nigeria When You JAPA by rezy15(m): 7:13pm On Sep 20, 2023
uche87:
There is no gain without pain in life. We must sacrifice something for whatever gain we make. Remember the concerted efforts made by the late pop legend, Michael Jackson, just to be able to shop in a mall in disguise. Inasmuch as relocating to the UK is a life-defining move and experience, it entails leaving behind some vital aspects of your life for better economic opportunities and a higher standard of living. These aspects will always be missed. Let's recount the interesting aspects of the Nigerian life below:

(1) Food:

You can easily get Nigerian delicacies in some cities in the UK, but that local flavour is always missing. I feel it needs the hands of the rugged women within the crude environment to get it right. For example, which Amala in the world can replace the famous Amala Skye in Ibadan?

(2) Social life:

The social life in the UK is either poor or strange to Africans. People in London are stepping it up with events but other cities are still lagging behind. Even when you organise social gatherings and send out invites, most people ignore them and pick shifts instead. This is unlike Lagos where people easily 'turn up'. Remember what singer Banky W said about social life in Lagos, "Ain't no party like the Lagos party"

(3) Women:
Nigerian women are easily accessible as long as you have the money. You can easily see what Lagos socialite and other celebrities are doing with the dream women of people. Even when you are broke and you are organised as a man, you might still have your way. In contrast, the relationship market is different in the UK. It is a very conservative setting that abhors strangers. Ephemeral factors like skin colour, accent, ethnic background and visa status play key roles in who dates you.

(4) Work-life balance:

If you believe the hustle in Lagos is real, then you haven't seen the one in the UK. With the cost of living rising, I have seen people working 24 hours to make extra bucks. I once met a 48-year-old man who confided in me that he had been working 24 hours for 3 straight days. Most immigrants who set unrealistic targets for themselves end up living to work.

(5) Friendliness:

Nigerians are culturally friendly, especially if you are someone of high repute. Even when you are a nobody and you dress well, people easily get attracted to you. These people try to socialise with you. The UK will unconsciously teach you the differences of the terms; colleagues, friends and acquaintances. Most people only relate with themselves either on a professional or strictly needs basis.

(6) Church:
Sunday mornings are lovely in Nigeria. People wear elegant dresses and head to church. The praise and worship session lightens your mood. It is always a moment of expression of joy. But in the UK, the roads are mostly deserted on Sunday mornings. This is because most people are nursing hangovers from the escapades on Saturday. In fact, you will doubt if the Britons actually introduced Christianity to Nigeria via Henry Townsend in 1842.

(7) Friends/Naija vibes:
It is easier to get people together in Nigeria than in the UK. In Nigeria, most people do 9-5 jobs and the weekends are sacred. Over here in the UK, every day seems the same. When you are free, your friend or neighbour is fully engaged. When you are on a day shift, he might be on a night shift. With Nigerians back home 'billing' the ones in the diaspora more than Ikeja Electric, people work throughout the week to send something home.

(cool Weather:
Nigeria has one of the best atmospheric conditions in the world. The weather is moderate and with technological devices, you can create your own comfort. In the UK, the weather is so cold and unpredictable. Most times, your sense of fashion goes out of the window. You just want to avoid being sickened by the cold, by wearing big jackets. These jackets make you look like Ninja Turtles. The weather remains more unstable than the mood of a woman seeing her period.

(9) Family Support:
When you start having kids in the UK, you will value family support. It is mostly unavailable. Even when your family is here, most of them will be engaged because time is too valuable. In Nigeria, your parents, grandparents, aunties, uncles and other family members will always be available to support you. All you have to do is to grease their palms, no matter how faint the oil is. At all at all na imm bad pass.

(10) Christmas and other festivities:
The Christmas Day vibe in Nigeria is second to none. People cook the best meals and share them in the neighbourhood. Visitors show up at your place for memorable times. In the UK, it is a bank holiday and some workplaces that can't afford to close, lure people to work with double pay. A greedy Nigerian will take the money and postpone the celebration for the following year. At the end of the year, all your memories might hover around depressing moments at work if care isn't taken.

Osahon George Osayimwen is a Journalist and a Psychologist. He writes from the UK.
You forgot the most important: In Nigeria you can piss anywhere
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Gifts Zimbabwe President Mnangagwa A New Helicopter (Photos) by rezy15(m): 8:02am On Jul 28, 2023
WriterNig:
https://twt-thumbs.washtimes.com/media/image/2023/07/27/Russia_Africa_Summit_84247_c0-0-3482-2030_s885x516.jpg?888215471a54f4daf64804584837c2cb12ffce36

🇷🇺 Russia's President Vladimir Putin has gifted his Zimbabwe counterpart a Mil-38 presidential helicopter, according to 🇿🇼 Zimbabwe's ministry of information.

The gift will be delivered soon, the statement posted on social media said.

President Emmerson Mnangagwa is attending the Russia-Africa Summit in St Petersburg along with other African leaders.

Russia also pledged to provide free grain to Zimbabwe and five other African countries.

Zimbabwe has long-standing ties to Russia dating back to the war of liberation against white-minority rule.

It is among the African countries that has maintained a neutral stance in the war in Ukraine, refusing to condemn Russia for the invasion.
Na so. They should sweep for bugs though
AgricultureRe: Different Types Of Leaves You Can Feed Your Rabbits by rezy15(m): 7:46pm On Jul 14, 2023
TemplarLandry:
What of that Milk Leaf?
When cut, it produces milky juice.
Madaran zomo
PoliticsRe: Subsidy On Professional Bodies Removed by rezy15(m): 2:11pm On Jun 28, 2023
Ebubu7:
Bye bye to ASUU, Nigeria Medical Association (NMA), Pharmacists Council of Nigeria (PCN), et cetera receiving funding from FG. Effective 31st December 2026.


Every subsidy is going.

Every Union and council have 2 years to brace up themselves for self funding.
And who told you FG funds ASUU? Get your facts straight



Lecturers, Doctors, Pharmacists, Nurses, Engineers and other professional workers will be paying millions per year to their Council now or their license will be revoked grin

Expect price of their services to also increasegrin

This is full time capitalism cheesy

Tinubu with the reforms
And who told you FG funds ASUU? Pls get your facts straight
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Remembers His Mother, Abibatu Mogaji 10 Years After by rezy15(m): 7:56pm On Jun 15, 2023
festacman:
NB: Please don't overthink it.
Lol. Too late
PoliticsRe: 9th NASS, One Of The Most Productive In Nigeria’s History — Buhari by rezy15(m): 10:39am On Jun 01, 2023
EducationRe: I Didn’t Know Anything About Education Sector When Buhari Appointed Me - Adamu by rezy15(m): 8:13am On May 26, 2023
Christianity EtcRe: Pope To Young Italians: Don't Be Selfish, We Need More Children Than Pets by rezy15(m): 4:20pm On May 13, 2023
Las las na migrants go balance that deficit. Marriage is less attractive these days. Especially among Europeans
PoliticsRe: Armed Herdsmen Attack Ogbese In Ondo, Kidnap Residents, Brutalise Others by rezy15(m): 10:34am On Mar 26, 2023
I suggest tinubu recruits all those jobless agberos in lagos to patrol the peaceful forests and flush out the bandits. MC olumo should lead them. He's good at threats
PoliticsRe: Polls: Anti-tinubu Protesters Ground Abuja, Demand Interim Govt, Fresh Polls by rezy15(m): 9:56pm On Mar 23, 2023
EKONGKING:
Slowly IPOB is taking over Abuja , Northerners should be careful oo
We are aware and we don't mind. Go eat ur amala and mind ur business
RomanceRe: Campus Prostitution A Growing Concern In Nigeria by rezy15(m): 4:39pm On Mar 22, 2023
QuinModah:
https://www.nairaland.com/1839798/campus-prostitution-growing-concern-nigeria
Na makurdi person write this piece. Nothing weh you go tell me
PoliticsRe: You Rigged 2023 Election, Not Tinubu – Asari Dokubo Knocks Peter Obi by rezy15(m): 3:50pm On Mar 21, 2023
gmo10:
Apt
Apt indeed. If uzodimma can be made governor despite being 3rd this ur statement is moot. As a career rigging party I would rather alter the numbers of a new party like LP than tamper with a veteran rigging party like PDP. Game recognizes game o
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Forgives $20 Billion Debts Of African Countries - Putin (Photos) by rezy15(m): 11:44am On Mar 21, 2023
What's the catch?
PoliticsRe: Reverend Father Hyacinth Alia Wins Benue Guber Election by rezy15(m): 7:33pm On Mar 20, 2023
TooNoisy:
Ortom is a loser just like Obi. Ortom lost his Senate sit and had been kicked out. Look at how he ended for supporting Obi. He made a monumental.mistake by aligning with Obi. He should have worked with APC at the presidential. Even at that Tinubu won his state at the presidential elections.

Congrats to APC candidate. A distinguished gentleman. Next time Ortom should learn from Wike and Makinde. They are both smiling now. Follow who know Road... Wike and Makinde know Road. No follow Obi o.
You obviously don't knw benue politics. He was a drowning man and no affiliation would have changed that. Did APC save lalong?
PoliticsRe: PDP's Caleb Muftwang Wins Plateau Governorship Election (2023) by rezy15(m): 5:19pm On Mar 20, 2023
Postinor:
presidency is not about who is the strongest abeg shut up,u want to tell me that someone who strategized came up with a plan with his brain on how to win an election and he won at first trial is not fit eough mentally to rule Nigeria, keep on deceiving urself,we don't need a boxer as a president what we need is a good strategist
Strategist for who's benefit? Certainly not for me. Highly doubt it's for you. Keep deluding urself that what we need is a 'strategy'. Strategy of voter intimidation, corruption and trying to excise himself from the monumental failure he strategically gifted us in 2015. Anyway your kind is beyond help. Las las na the same mkt we go buy corn. Ciao!
PoliticsRe: PDP's Caleb Muftwang Wins Plateau Governorship Election (2023) by rezy15(m): 5:10pm On Mar 20, 2023
Postinor:
yes because buhari came in as a false messiah same thing obi tried to do but it didn't work for him, and also we didn't vote party we voted candidate, just the way you have been saying it,I didn't vote apc,I voted tinubu
Even worse. Someone with health and morality baggage shouldn't be president of 200 million vibrant Nigerians. In the whole South west that boasts of intelligence and values a good name over anything, tinubu was the best they had to offer? Una fall hand walahi
PoliticsRe: PDP's Caleb Muftwang Wins Plateau Governorship Election (2023) by rezy15(m): 4:04pm On Mar 20, 2023
Postinor:
and what makes u feel obi would have performed better,obi is just a false messiah, and is pretence didn't work out for him
He's no messiah. For us up north we chose him cos he ws something different. Most of u think majority voted him cos he's igbo. Most pple saw him a vehicle to vent our disappointment in APC. Don't vote LP no biggie. But which sane human being will vote a party that's been a disaster in the last 8 yrs? PDP didn't do this badly and they were voted out.
PoliticsRe: PDP's Caleb Muftwang Wins Plateau Governorship Election (2023) by rezy15(m): 3:38pm On Mar 20, 2023
Postinor:
oops,sorry I forgot lp gas become the new party for biafrans, anyhow sha,apc still has majority seats,😝😝
Going by the massive poverty and insecurity enjoyed by masses in agbado, aboki and akpu regions how on earth did you arrive at the conclusion that apc taking majority seats is a good thing especially for you? I can bet my still functioning brain that your not living a better life than you were 8 yrs ago.
PoliticsRe: PDP's Caleb Muftwang Wins Plateau Governorship Election (2023) by rezy15(m): 2:35pm On Mar 20, 2023
Postinor:
Where is lp,is it with this small votes that obi is saying he was rigged in the presidential election,obi will never learn😂😂😂
For ur info and other Stockholm patients like you, people in nasarawa, plateau and kd who voted LP in the presidential opted for PDP in the presidential to avoid splitting votes with PDP and giving APC a chance. Not everyone who rooted for Obi is igbo or bigoted like you

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