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Na the TV get the remote






first to enter parlour and hold the remote na em go control the Tv but sometimes majority carries the vote, be you first born or not. My papa dey watch tv for him room

Just naw naw on fp with less than 20 posts? This new year is wonderful

Space booked

abdulslutsky: see this "efulefu". A typical ikere man, May God help you and your home town. I never expected any good response other than this. It is atypical of your people to have good man.ners and way of talking. always resorting to insults and abuses when confronted with the truth. Where were you when someone here asked a question relating to the presence of thugs,touts e.t.c in your home town. you sat down, basking in the euphoria of the number of profs and legal practitioners you've produced. Eyin jebi! you better wake up to the realities in ikere township an stop being childish by saying God should punish my mouth. Well, I'll say God should begin to dwell in the hearts of the youths and children in ikere.


cheers

My friend u no lie oo. Many Ikere people are wicked. They hate other people especially those from non yoruba states. My aunt teaches in Ekiti state government college, ikere near that college. Due to fruatration she took transfer to Ado, and met the worst. The principal and most of the teachers are from Ikere. Now she is trying to work her way to our State.

hilaomo: na by force to open school,shey no be your mate dey fire puff puff...if you intend teaching in a worker friendly environment as a MATHEMATICS/PHYSICS TEACHER in a school situated around OKOKOMAIKO IN LAGOS STATE,kindly forward your cv to hillsway123@gmail.com on or before 6th of january.

Okoko of all place in Lagos? We knw their salary range. Them no dey pay well

utimatedes: I don't want to swear for this Boko Haram because If I did, their live will never remain the same.

Abeg do swear for them if that will end the killing. God bless u

Ok, i will appply with my OND. Thanks

andyanders: In fact that woman is sick for her not to notice when a lady is pregnant. She got pregnant and the baby already 6 months and she couldnt find out goes to show that she is not smart. Even me as a man must know, even first month .

Na lie you lie abeg

Lilimax: I can't understand how these young girls do it.

How somebody can be between 6-7months pregnant without the stomach
protuding very well is beyond me.

I want to know the secret

When it happens, just tie giddo (not sure of the spelling)

spenca: These are turkeys

these are turkeies.

I saw this on facebook and decided to post it here

[quote author=olas24u][/quote]The ogun you asked to fire me has blinded your eyes before now.
If they have refused to build factories why not build or you dey forbid to build?

olas24u: So you don't read of pastors having sex with members of the church abi?

Its happening everyday and BTW, they arent pastors. God didnt call them, they called themselves or rather, their stomach called them

olas24u: It is all brain washing of the citizen ,how come almost every 500 meters you can find a church and yet the crime rate is so high,with looters seating in front of the church.For many years it has been the same.

its so because people go to church for so many reasons. Imagine, a young man returning from church and you asked him of the pastor's topic and text, he cant even remember.
Its not abt going to church, its doing the word. When we fail to practice what the word of God says, then crime will remain in the society.

olas24u: You can quote another verse from the bible.

I can't remember quoting any verse before, or did i?

divex: ON POINT. I've look at redeem church and i don't really see anything religious about that church. OLORUN. Just hypocrites and cultist n self righteous ppl who encourage others to come to their church but their lifestyle is rubbish

My flatmate, a redeem member and also a chorister there. Every night around 8:30 to 9:00pm, that is when her choir master will come and sit down in the parlour ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, till 10pm 11pm, sometimes they go enter room, sometimes i go dey here door banging up and down. They guy comes to my house and lies down like a king on my couch. Then when he sees me, he starts preaching. [size=24pt]HYPOCRITES[/size]

If you're having grudgies with your flatmate, go settle it with her. Why only seeing the bad ones, and not the good ones. Like attracts like.

Iceberyln: wat is dis 1 sayn

Na upside down u take read am?

olaolayink: dear op,
call your network provider customer care line xplain to them and ask them to send you the number.......i hope dis will help

MTN wont do nothing. Dont bother calling them, if the network is MTN

5100

1 shortblackboy: RIP in advance tell ur family to accept my condolences

Jesus! Expensive joke

caseless: just the same reason why i hate micheal jackson



if black people are not proud of their color, who will?

Dettol

End shall never cease to wonder.

ayusco85: It was one of ma prayer point in shiloh. Thank u jesus. Now i can graduate by february and make june batch.
**runs to dust his project and final year notes book, and take a peek at his matric number***

So u mean say u don forget ur matric number? Wahala dey bedat

Elnino4ladies: .shut up brat..

shut up brat..

Elnino4ladies: Wishn dem quickest divorce....

Enemy of progress. I promise you, they will disappoint you

All in the name of love. It is well

vanguard1: They should remember to tell us the divorce store..HML all the same

Enemy of progress

Phema: * Reception Hall = 40,000
* Cake (Four steps and 200 cut pieces) = 45,000
* Hall decor = 80,000
* Photography (and all other stuff involved) = 100,000

Not done, but budgeted:

* Wedding dress, inner lace, under skirt, veil = 55,000
* Groom's suit, shirt, tie and pocket square = 40,000
* 2 shoes for bride, 2 for groom ( for trad and white) = 40,000
* Wedding rings = 80,000
* Food for 250 guests = 250,000
* Traditional marriage and Thanksgiving wears for couple (both buying and making) = 50,000
* Trad wears for parents = 40,000
* Entertainment drinks for White ( 12 crates of Malt and few bottles of wine) = 50,000
* Traditional marriage list = 100,000
* Traditional marriage entertainment drinks ( 5 crates of Malt) = 10,500
* Canopy, chairs and decor for trad = 70,000
* Food for trad = 100,000
* 25 packs of bottled water for white at #500 each = 12,500
* DJ and MC for white = 50,000
* Chin chin, sweets and chewing gum for white = 10,000
* Wedding IVs, wedding Program and souvenirs = 90,000
* Bridal train material and sewing = 25,000
* Registery = 30,000
* Bridal facials = 20,000
* Cooling of drinks = 10,000
* Logistics, unforseen contingencies = 100,000

This must be a big party. But will 12 crates of malt be enough.? We used 20 crates. And besides, bottle water is #350

Phema: Congrats Dear! May God bless your Home.

Where did it hold?

Amen and thanks. At Alaba international.

Phema: Friends and relations can never do it well like professionals. After all, you are not paying them. And then, the remaining foodstuff disappears into thin air afterwards.

Dnt put anything in any family care. I did traditional last friday. We cooked starch and banga soup for my family and efo riro, egusi and semo for my in-laws, we later bought fufu to suppliment the semo. After persuading my mum to use all the native dry fish of close to 15k to cook the banga soup, they dished everything home using all my coolers. I was ashamed. My in-laws and others they brought along didnt eat nothing. Church members nko?

I just did mine on saturday. It was wonderful even though the rain disturbed us seriously. Pls for those planning, dont invest your life saving in it ooooo. No matter want you do people will still complain they didnt eat or drink

victorazy: and I keep puring my own in nylon

You see ur life??

slap1: Bro, which state is that? No vex.

maybe Lagos and precisely Lekki area

Work as a teacher, earn more than a banker. This can only happen when you study hard and move to the island, like lekki and it environs.