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Social studies teacher, we gave her pakolization
Reason: the period when she taught us socialisation, she was heavily pregnant and used plank(pako) to flog the hell out of us.

PHE teacher, ori bobo, yam head. Reason: he always call students dat.

Lit in English teacher, period over
Reason: when she was teaching animal farm and we got to the singing part. Beast of England, Beast of Ireland........ The bell was rung for break, she refused to leave the class and students started singing Period over, period over, period over fat woman, period over (with the tune of Beast of England) .... that was the end of Lit in English for SS1F students cos she refused to enter our class

CRK teacher: Okeke the mother
Reason: so so wicked, but sometimes caring. She likes those bearing Vivian

Social studies teacher, we gave her pakolization
Reason: that period when she taught us socialisation, she was heavily pregnant and used plank(pako) to flog the hell out of us.

Im impressed. The police are doing their doing job. I read the story sometimes ago. Continue till you get to the root.

I have been so scared since sunday. The make-up artist that wants to make me up on my wedding day came around to do a test on my face. The blade mistakenly cut her, she cleand it and turn the other end. I didnt want to sound rude by saying pls dont touch my face again with ur wounded fingers. So i just stayed calm, when she turned the blade and used tissue to tie her finger. When i bathed, i found out that one of my eyes brow is peppery me. Since then, fear dey catch me o. Cos i dont know her HIV status

Good morning sir,
I loaded this morning and transfered the money but got a message that reads "sorry, service is unavaliable try again later" then i checked my balance, my credit was gone. The number is 08148410510.
Now, i cant transfer money to the line i initially transfered credit to. When i tried from another line, i was sent a msg" you cannot top-up 0803*** because he has open transaction. Pls help me retify this.

damibravo: 7. am i jobless?

YES

Perfecter4real: Are you guys kiding me? 65likes for this boring comment.

You didnt read it. Its very interesting. I laughed real hard

I entered a danfo bus from okoko to ajangbadi and sat at the back. I just kept pressing my phones. From the left, i was sitting on the third seat, the man on my left hand was doing like someone that wants to throw up and asked me to come to his seat, and he sat on my seat pretending to throw out spit thru the window. When it was time for me to get down, i stood up, he stood up too and started behaving like someone dat's convulsing and kept pressing me against the other chair back, oh, i was saying sorry to him. (infact people were saying sorry, madam abeg wait and he was busy opening my bag) When the conducter dropped the seat close to the door for me to come down, my instinct told me check ur bag. Immediately, i looked and my bag was opened and i shouted my purse. Lo and behold, my purse was on d seat i stood up from. Imagine 4 phones wen i dey manage. C3 and other 3 nokia torch fones

Can it be done on C3?

mustaphagreens: na him and oga landlord dey quarrel so o im rent don expire but him nor wan pay. Na e oga cm vex tell am say make im pack im things comot. No be small quarrel o!

but him say e get fat wallet, so he cant be owing landlord

fatwallet: those dirty looking townhouses should be built by the Nigerian government and subsidized to low income families.

below is a picture of how a rich man's property should look,see the lush manicured greenery and space? Private lake and helipad,you can see the class .each one of these properties sits on nothing less than 10 acres which is bigger than your village. you should bow your head in shame,you're a loser in life and cant be like me . I have a fat wallet and you dont,dont be Jealous . .

Abeg, na you and who dey quarrel?

FBS: 50 - 70 mill? for what? The whole estate?

humm, the whole world

felzylix: ehn ehn... How much is the whole estate?

When Dangote join nairaland?

linpok: Oh cool! Bt its still tight here tho

you know it happened on that lane. I dnt think they have fully removed the trailer.

olumidazz: Very sad news but at 10.25am the kids should be in their classrooms. What an ugly situation.

It happened around after 8. You know its a public school, and they go a bit late. The situation has calmed down

[quote author=L.M Ayedun..]Along Lekki Epe Expressway I think... Not really sure too.
Anybody with better info shuld help.[/quote]You are right. Very close to VGC.. The lane coming from cms is a bit free now.

linpok: wich 1

The one coming from cms

Godmother: Gunshot and teargas n u re still viewing?! Guy haven't u heard of stray bullets? Next thing we will hear now is other casualty updates. Godforbid though

Im in my work place where i teach. Im viewing from the classroom

The other lane is now moving

linpok: There's no movement at all from vgc

That means no work for u today. Everywhere is calm now but dont know why vehicles are not moving.

Im just viewing from afar. Its a pity. I hate that road. Why will a public school be there without a pedastrain bridge? Since i started working at that Ikota estate, i find it difficult to cross the road. I prefer to trek from staff quarters than to cross that road.

I heard its 5 children

Gunshots and tear gas everywhere. People running helter skelter.

Im just viewing from afar. Its a pity. I hate that road. Why will a public school be there without a pedastrain bridge? Since i started working at that Ikota estate, i find it difficult to cross the road.

Gunshots and tear gas everywhere. People running helter skelter.

Lil chilz: rip..to d people who has been posted to maiduquri

Is this a prayer a what?

[quote author=Yoshi-Master]But I thought women tell each other everything, including bedroom stuffs.[/quote]My friend tells me hers whenever we see. The husband gives us chance to discuss very well. He will say, humm, ur friend has come, time to discuss me. My friend is a person i trust in the aspect of relationship, we were together as friends for 21 yrs before she got married and still friends till tomorrow.

Praises too.

naijaspeak: I would like to know the current marital status of the Aviation Minister. She use to bear Mrs Stella Odua- Ogiewonyi when she was first appointed as Aviation Minister but all of a sudden the name suddenly changed to Mrs Stella Odua. I would to know from persons with available facts about are current marital status as she is a public figure[b][color=#000000][/color]

Anytime i do excursion to her house, i always see a tall handsome man which her children call daddy. So i think she is still married

His wife got a big muscular arm. Nawa. Cute family