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frosbel: 3. Goal is to free God's people from legalistic, false and dangerous doctrines and traditions of men ( key on my list is the eternal torment and hell myths that have converted more souls to non-religion than the other way round.

Mr!!, ppls can you explain the bolded?

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]hes dining with lucifer in heaven. obaidah is serving tea & snacks over there.[/quote]Serving tea and bread? Enjoying galore but come o, lucifer is not in heaven oh.

kufre2010: I pity many africans who have been brainwashed through religion. In an advance society the op would have been ask for proves or evidence of his claim. But a brainwashed religionist is ready to defend these holy businessmen at any slightest chance as if they are God and not human beings. Last time Satguru Maharajji says deeper life GO visited him for salvation, this brainwashed religionist take it as a duty to abuse Maharajji without caring to listen to Mr GO reply. Today we are still waitng 4 mr GO to deny visitng Maharajji or just debunk Maharajji claim.

If i can remember very well, i read that interview. Maharaji didnt mention why Kumuyi came to see him, infact Maharaji said he came but kumuyi left without seeing him and this was before Kumuyi became a GS.
Im not supporting anybody here. I said if its true, let the op go to CNN or whatever agent to report the case of fraud. Shikena

For now, i choose....ummm....ummm .
I need to pray over it

Pastor Olu T: I want to hear your thought on this scripture before i say anything. John 1:1 in the beginning was the word and the word was with God and the word was God!

If the word is God and Jesus is the word, then Jesus is God.

Shame on you, i dont blame you that's what poverty can cause. Why say it on nairaland? Since you are so mouthed, why not go to NTA or AIT or better still CNN and do the exposure.
If you want to know better or you need to see the receipt (on import duties) he paid on all those things he imported, you can go to his house and mind you if you need transport fare, call me on this number to collect it 08132406054. Thanks

baynix: Who Owns The Church?? Dnt Tell Me It's God oo!!

Its God.

Frosbel convert, where una?

That lekki road is quite dangerous. The other day, a woman was kidnapped as she was jogging. Dear God, pls protect him.

Sleep dey catching me . Which one be peace be unto all of them, cant you abbreviate?

Pixz

I think this ruling is unfair. Why must he die by hanging? Did he kill anybody?

Smokers are liable to die young

adextaiwo84: OMG....1st to comment, celebration galore

No be only

991: Am an atheist but i will make sure my son becomes a pastor...mehn!!! see life, see jet, see rolls royce phantom.
just to dey quotes bible chapters to a group of people? i swear am going back christianity but this time not as a follower but as general Overseer

I promise you, you go from fry pan enter fire. Shebi u dey fit eat 3 triangle meal now but that time na one dot meal u go dey eat.

R2bees: abeg how i fit load #150 airtime

Load #200.
Or buy #100 card 2 pieces, load the first one, then tear the second one into two and load it. You will be credited with #50

That first pix showed u are ajekpako. You are not looking bad, but your nose too spread. Hope u dey pay money for air?

temmytboi: Who remembers this? 'EXERCISE BOOK' 'Ede X Ede Remi Coni Iya Segun Elere Ball Odabo Odabo Kayode' '40 LEAVES' '40 Ladies Eat Amala and Vegetable Soup'

EXERCISE- Edet X Edet,Rice Customer I saw Edet.
LEAVES- Leave Eba and Visit Egusi Soup
IBADAN- Ibo Boys Are Dangerous At Night

Shugamania:
Lol..This thread is a real eye-opener.
Am just comparing all d rubbish i've sang to the right words and am laughing like a maniac.



I stl dont know the right lyrics for this:

jangilingi, all d tym..
Riding on da pony..
Lalalalalalalala and call it macaroni..


Hehe, Someone help out please.

just that line i can remember
Store a feather in his head and call it macaroni

Yeap, My sister told me this year about sandalili sandalili, i was so shocked.
There is this Hypo advert. I sang it like this hypo ko maiko. I kept wondering wetin okokomaiko find enter dis advert until i saw their van.
Also, this blueband ad, B without BB is like a bread without a tetin, i kept singing it that way until our last born so laughed at me and sang it well.

UncleSmart: The Association of Witches and Wizards in Nigeria has warned former Head of State and leader of the Congress for Progressive Change, CPC, General Mohammadu Buhari to bury his ambition of ruling Nigeria ever again.

Dr. Okhue Iboi, the acclaimed spokesperson of the Association in an interview with Sunday Express asserted that witches and wizards in the region would not allow him to spearhead the affairs of the nation again.

He further stressed that Nigeria would not break-up after 2015 contrary to what Dr. Fasheun and the American government predicted.

We know that Naija cant break up

UncleSmart: Goodluck Jonathan will re-contest and he will win the 2015 election irrespective of whatever opposition that rises against him,” the coven’s spokesman affirmed.

Una be God?

UncleSmart: On the menace of Boko Haram, Iboi said, “We gave the witches in the North the mandate to cool down Boko Haram; mark my words, by the end of this year, you will hardly hear of any Boko Haram mayhem again.”

End of the year too long, we want it now.

UncleSmart: I beg Nigeria to pray. Let us all pray, Christians, Muslims and herbalists,” he said seriously.

Herbalists pray ke, abeg make una consult una juju

UncleSmart: On the contrary, former President Olusegun Obasanjo fared better as he was in the good book of the witches. “Till the day he will die, Obasanjo will still be important and relevant to the Nigerian politics. That is his destiny,” Iboi affirmed.

Is that suppose to be the Book of Life?

UncleSmart: He expressed hope that a better Nigeria lies ahead, he said, “In the meeting we had last year in Niger State, we gazed into the future of this country and we discovered that Nigeria will still be better.” But before then, he opined that a cleansing will take place. “The bad elements disturbing this country will have to be removed and that will happen in no distant time; one by one, they shall all perish. Then, Nigeria will get better. And I tell you, the youths will enjoy this Nigeria, but that time is not in the immediate future,” he concluded.

Una self go perish on the last day. Shikena

Government position don turn family thingz.

I think say na only nigeria NEPA dey take light ni?
BTW, why am i seeing on cheap phones?

2 yrs is okay but for ladies like us they havent got married at our early 30's nko and wants to give birth to 5. That means at 40, one will still be given birth.
For me o 11 months space is ok.

I have read the novel titled letter in a bottle.

Lagusta:

its there shaa, somewhere

But i cant see it.
Anyway, no probs

That's his surname

Thanks

Thank God

Chai, this is bad,
where is his pen1s?

I call all his younger ones their name except his immediately younger sister cos she is older than me. I dont have time for brother and aunty stuff. Though, his mum has told me they like respect well well (yoruba pple)