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Christianity Etc › Re: Why are majority of those who fall under annointing female? by rezzy: 5:56pm On Apr 21, 2013
bad meat: fast 4 5 wks? Na hunger fall you
I said 6 to 6. It was even a night vigil so its not hungry because i have broken my fast.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why are majority of those who fall under annointing female? by rezzy: 3:44pm On Apr 21, 2013
Personally for me, i dont allow people to lay hands on me. I dont believing in falling down when service is on not until i went for a programme/deliverance in MFM and a prayer point was made (and before then i have been fasting for 5 weeks 6 to 6,) which i prayed very well, i didnt believe what happened to me, i kept pinning the ground with my toes cos i dont want to fall but for where, anointing kept pushing me everywhere, my legs were twisting, the ministers couldnt even hold me. Even when they managed to put me on the seat, it will take me from the seat and kept pushing me about. People i went with were pitying me (according to them) cos the way i was falling on chairs. (i felt ashamed after everything) I remember i was putting on my glasses and it didnt remove from my face. Since then, it has happened only once. After that great deliverance, i can see d result.

One thing i know is some people still fake it cos some MOG will push u, march your legs till u fall. When i was in my teen, especially during vigils, once we are touched, we fall to the ground and sleep till morning.
Politics › Re: Boy Tries To Set Mosque Ablaze In Abuja by rezzy: 1:52pm On Apr 21, 2013
Ahmedie25: u are a animal in human kingdoom ,am very sure ur mum is a mad horse
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Churches In Nigeria Always Casting Out Demons From Their Members by rezzy: 7:50pm On Apr 20, 2013
[quote author=Jd_fada]Christianity has become ritualistic. Christians find it difficult to spend quality time with God hence they lack knowledge. Every little issue they run to the pastors -the all 'Mr fix it'. Its unfortunate the pastors are not telling their congregation the truth. Demons can never stop tormenting any believer who doesn't know his left from his right. Even if he goes on six month dry fast and shout the loudest amen at every service.[/quote]You have said it all.

Demons are everywhere looking for where to reside and as a believer, if you keep living a life of sin, they will come in to torment.

As per MFM, i love the way they do their deliverance, you pray your way out. The first time i went for deliverance, and a certain prayer point was made, i prayed it with all aggressiveness, i can see the result now.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Churches In Nigeria Always Casting Out Demons From Their Members by rezzy: 7:35pm On Apr 20, 2013
ijawkid: But na true o........when early christians gathered it was always a time for encouragements and the revivifying of there zeal for the disciple making work and not for casting demons outta some demon possessed persons......grin........and quietness was always maintained......


I just don't know why today most times its all about casting demons..........
Yes, its all about casting demons because our forefathers packed all the idols (from God knows where) into our country Nigeria
Christianity Etc › Re: Exposed! Allegations That Redeemed Pastor Adeboye Is A CIA Agent by rezzy: 7:08am On Apr 20, 2013
Shame on you, i dont blame you that's
what poverty can cause. Why say it on
nairaland? Since you are so mouthed, why
not go to NTA or AIT or better still CNN
and do the exposure.
If you want to know better or you need to
see the receipt (on import duties) he paid
on all those things he imported, you can
go to his house and mind you if you need
transport fare, call me on this number to
collect it 08132406054. Thanks
Christianity Etc › Re: Re; How Many People Have Been Converted By Frosbel? Zero!!! by rezzy: 6:58am On Apr 20, 2013
frosbel: 3. Goal is to free God's people from legalistic, false and dangerous doctrines and traditions of men ( key on my list is the eternal torment and hell myths that have converted more souls to non-religion than the other way round.
Mr!!, ppls can you explain the bolded?
Christianity Etc › Re: Re; How Many People Have Been Converted By Frosbel? Zero!!! by rezzy: 6:53am On Apr 20, 2013
[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]hes dining with lucifer in heaven. obaidah is serving tea & snacks over there.[/quote]Serving tea and bread? Enjoying galore but come o, lucifer is not in heaven oh.
Christianity Etc › Re: Exposed! Redeemed Pastor Adeboye In N20b Fraud! by rezzy: 6:49am On Apr 20, 2013
kufre2010: I pity many africans who have been brainwashed through religion. In an advance society the op would have been ask for proves or evidence of his claim. But a brainwashed religionist is ready to defend these holy businessmen at any slightest chance as if they are God and not human beings. Last time Satguru Maharajji says deeper life GO visited him for salvation, this brainwashed religionist take it as a duty to abuse Maharajji without caring to listen to Mr GO reply. Today we are still waitng 4 mr GO to deny visitng Maharajji or just debunk Maharajji claim.
If i can remember very well, i read that interview. Maharaji didnt mention why Kumuyi came to see him, infact Maharaji said he came but kumuyi left without seeing him and this was before Kumuyi became a GS.
Im not supporting anybody here. I said if its true, let the op go to CNN or whatever agent to report the case of fraud. Shikena
Politics › Re: Niger Delta Militant-75k/month, Boko Haram-100k/month, NYSC-N19,800 With Agidi.. by rezzy: 12:20am On Apr 20, 2013
For now, i choose....ummm....ummm .
I need to pray over it
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Jesus God by rezzy: 12:18am On Apr 20, 2013
Pastor Olu T: I want to hear your thought on this scripture before i say anything. John 1:1 in the beginning was the word and the word was with God and the word was God!
If the word is God and Jesus is the word, then Jesus is God.
Christianity Etc › Re: Exposed! Redeemed Pastor Adeboye In N20b Fraud! by rezzy: 12:16am On Apr 20, 2013
Shame on you, i dont blame you that's what poverty can cause. Why say it on nairaland? Since you are so mouthed, why not go to NTA or AIT or better still CNN and do the exposure.
If you want to know better or you need to see the receipt (on import duties) he paid on all those things he imported, you can go to his house and mind you if you need transport fare, call me on this number to collect it 08132406054. Thanks
Christianity Etc › Re: PROVERBS 3 Vs 9-10 !!!!!!!! PROVES That U Should Pay Tithe by rezzy: 12:02am On Apr 20, 2013
baynix: Who Owns The Church?? Dnt Tell Me It's God oo!!
Its God.
Christianity Etc › Re: Re; How Many People Have Been Converted By Frosbel? Zero!!! by rezzy: 12:00am On Apr 20, 2013
Frosbel convert, where una?
Celebrities › Re: Photo: Help Find 16 Year Old, Olufolabi Adeniji by rezzy: 11:58pm On Apr 19, 2013
That lekki road is quite dangerous. The other day, a woman was kidnapped as she was jogging. Dear God, pls protect him.
Islam › Re: The Liberation Of Mecca (paran) By 10,000 Muslims In The Bible: by rezzy: 11:54pm On Apr 19, 2013
Sleep dey catching me . Which one be peace be unto all of them, cant you abbreviate?
Family › Re: INDIAN HORROR! Neighbour Kidnaps 5 Year Old And Rapes Her For 4 Days! by rezzy: 11:49pm On Apr 19, 2013
Pixz
Politics › Re: Man, 22, To Die By Hanging For Stealing N955, 600. by rezzy: 12:29pm On Apr 19, 2013
I think this ruling is unfair. Why must he die by hanging? Did he kill anybody?
Entertainment › Re: Governor Sullivan Chime's Daughter, Ezinne, Smoking In The Public (Pictures) by rezzy: 12:25pm On Apr 19, 2013
Smokers are liable to die young
Webmasters › Re: Boy, 14, Launches Social-Networking Website by rezzy: 12:09pm On Apr 19, 2013
adextaiwo84: OMG....1st to comment, celebration galore grin
No be only
Celebrities › Re: Chinedu Ikedieze With Pastor Adeboye & Wife by rezzy: 10:01pm On Apr 18, 2013
991: Am an atheist but i will make sure my son becomes a pastor...mehn!!! see life, see jet, see rolls royce phantom.
just to dey quotes bible chapters to a group of people? i swear am going back christianity but this time not as a follower but as general Overseer cool cool grin
I promise you, you go from fry pan enter fire. Shebi u dey fit eat 3 triangle meal now but that time na one dot meal u go dey eat.
Phones › Re: Mtn Introduces New Mobile Internet Data Plans - 25mb For N150 And 50mb For N200 by rezzy: 9:56pm On Apr 18, 2013
R2bees: abeg how i fit load #150 airtime
Load #200.
Or buy #100 card 2 pieces, load the first one, then tear the second one into two and load it. You will be credited with #50
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Do You Think Am Handsome by rezzy: 9:37pm On Apr 18, 2013
That first pix showed u are ajekpako. You are not looking bad, but your nose too spread. Hope u dey pay money for air?
Nairaland General › Re: Childhood Songs We Missed Their Correct Lyrics by rezzy: 9:22pm On Apr 18, 2013
temmytboi: Who remembers this? 'EXERCISE BOOK' 'Ede X Ede Remi Coni Iya Segun Elere Ball Odabo Odabo Kayode' '40 LEAVES' '40 Ladies Eat Amala and Vegetable Soup'
EXERCISE- Edet X Edet,Rice Customer I saw Edet.
LEAVES- Leave Eba and Visit Egusi Soup
IBADAN- Ibo Boys Are Dangerous At Night
Nairaland General › Re: Childhood Songs We Missed Their Correct Lyrics by rezzy: 8:52pm On Apr 18, 2013
Shugamania: grin
Lol..This thread is a real eye-opener.
Am just comparing all d rubbish i've sang to the right words and am laughing like a maniac.
grin


I stl dont know the right lyrics for this:

jangilingi, all d tym..
Riding on da pony..
Lalalalalalalala and call it macaroni..


Hehe, Someone help out please.
just that line i can remember
Store a feather in his head and call it macaroni
Nairaland General › Re: Childhood Songs We Missed Their Correct Lyrics by rezzy: 8:37pm On Apr 18, 2013
Yeap, My sister told me this year about sandalili sandalili, i was so shocked.
There is this Hypo advert. I sang it like this hypo ko maiko. I kept wondering wetin okokomaiko find enter dis advert until i saw their van.
Also, this blueband ad, B without BB is like a bread without a tetin, i kept singing it that way until our last born so laughed at me and sang it well.
Politics › Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by rezzy: 11:34am On Apr 18, 2013
UncleSmart: The Association of Witches and Wizards in Nigeria has warned former Head of State and leader of the Congress for Progressive Change, CPC, General Mohammadu Buhari to bury his ambition of ruling Nigeria ever again.

Dr. Okhue Iboi, the acclaimed spokesperson of the Association in an interview with Sunday Express asserted that witches and wizards in the region would not allow him to spearhead the affairs of the nation again.

He further stressed that Nigeria would not break-up after 2015 contrary to what Dr. Fasheun and the American government predicted.
We know that Naija cant break up

UncleSmart: Goodluck Jonathan will re-contest and he will win the 2015 election irrespective of whatever opposition that rises against him,” the coven’s spokesman affirmed.
Una be God?

UncleSmart: On the menace of Boko Haram, Iboi said, “We gave the witches in the North the mandate to cool down Boko Haram; mark my words, by the end of this year, you will hardly hear of any Boko Haram mayhem again.”
End of the year too long, we want it now.

UncleSmart: I beg Nigeria to pray. Let us all pray, Christians, Muslims and herbalists,” he said seriously.
Herbalists pray ke, abeg make una consult una juju

UncleSmart: On the contrary, former President Olusegun Obasanjo fared better as he was in the good book of the witches. “Till the day he will die, Obasanjo will still be important and relevant to the Nigerian politics. That is his destiny,” Iboi affirmed.
Is that suppose to be the Book of Life?

UncleSmart: He expressed hope that a better Nigeria lies ahead, he said, “In the meeting we had last year in Niger State, we gazed into the future of this country and we discovered that Nigeria will still be better.” But before then, he opined that a cleansing will take place. “The bad elements disturbing this country will have to be removed and that will happen in no distant time; one by one, they shall all perish. Then, Nigeria will get better. And I tell you, the youths will enjoy this Nigeria, but that time is not in the immediate future,” he concluded.
Una self go perish on the last day. Shikena
Politics › Re: My Son Should Be Adamawa Next-Governor - Tukur by rezzy: 10:56am On Apr 18, 2013
Government position don turn family thingz.
Phones › Re: Pictures Of People Charging Phones by rezzy: 1:02am On Apr 18, 2013
I think say na only nigeria NEPA dey take light ni?
BTW, why am i seeing on cheap phones?

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