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Christianity Etc › Re: Good Friday Crucifixion Of Jesus In Nigeria by rezzy: 5:27pm On Mar 30, 2013
fellis: Really? cry cry cry
Yes
Christianity Etc › Re: Good Friday Crucifixion Of Jesus In Nigeria by rezzy: 5:27pm On Mar 30, 2013
anataala: Dr Zakir Naik - Was Jesus (pbuh) Really Crucified?

I will prove to you now using the Bible that Jesus (pbuh) was not crucified neither was he resurrected.

For a person to be crucified he should die on the cross.



He was put on the cross and bought down very fast in 3 hours. In 3 hours its difficult for a person to die therefore Jesus was alive.
When he was bought down his two cross mates were alive proving even Jesus was alive
Jesus (pbuh) legs were not broken. What use is a broken leg to a dead man? Proving that he was alive.
the stone was removed and the winding sheets were unwound proving Jesus (pbuh) was alive
Jesus (pbuh) was disguised as a gardener. Because he was alive trying to be saved from the Jews
The tomb was roomy and spacious. What use is a spacious room for a dead person? Proving Jesus was alive.
When Mary Magdalene went to touch Jesus (pbuh) he said touch me not. he was alive, it will hurt him, he was in pain
Jesus (pbuh) said “I have not yet Ascended unto My Father” that means he was alive
Mary Magdalene not afraid recognizing Jesus (pbuh)
In the upper room Jesus (pbuh) showed his hand and feet to prove he was not a spirit and that he was alive.
The Disciples were all overjoyed to see him. Because they thought he was dead and the spirit form. They were all overjoyed to see him because he was alive.
Jesus (pbuh) ate broiled Fish and Honeycomb to prove he was alive.
The disciples had heard from Mary Magdalene that Jesus (pbuh) was alive.
Sign of Jonah. As Jonah was in the belly of the whale for 3 days and 3 nights so shall the son of man in the heart of the earth alive.

So if he was alive that means no crucifixion, no resurrection. So in short Jesus (pbuh) was put on the cross according to the Bible but he did not die.

Jesus (pbuh) was not really crucified but was crucificted. It is not crucifixion its crucifiction

That they said (in boast), "We killed Christ Jesus the son of Mary, the Messenger of Allah.;- but they killed him not, nor crucified him, but so it was made to appear to them, and those who differ therein are full of doubts, with no (certain) knowledge, but only conjecture to follow, for of a surety they killed him not:-

Surah 4. An-Nisa' (Women) Verse 157



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Whether you like it or not, Jesus died and resurrected. Is it anybody's fault that mohammed died and couldnt resurrect?.
Jesus is alive. Amen.
Christianity Etc › Re: Good Friday Crucifixion Of Jesus In Nigeria by rezzy: 5:19pm On Mar 30, 2013
fellis: That brazillian weavon on Jesus head is so funny.
I wonder who told those people that Jesus had long tresses when he was alive.

Anyway happy easter to all christians!!!

'Like' this post if Jesus is your lord and saviour!

Continue scrolling if Satan is your lord and saviour!!! grin grin grin
So what do you mean, i shouldnt read other people's post abi? I bet you, you wont have any like.
Phones › Re: Airtel's Unlimited Access To Whatsapp For N100/Month by rezzy: 10:42am On Mar 30, 2013
[quote author=32-D][size=16pt]wake me when they start 100naira monthly BIS[/size][/quote]Okay
Crime › Re: Heart Breaking Picture by rezzy: 10:13pm On Mar 29, 2013
This world is wicked. Why will somebody do this to a fellow human being? Shia.
Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Short Form Of Your Name? by rezzy: 9:43pm On Mar 29, 2013
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Science/Technology › Re: Cow Delivers Quadruplets In Jigawa by rezzy: 8:19pm On Mar 29, 2013
Gentle Naaz: Checkd thread, logged out n continue eatn my bread with yoghurt
Na bricklayer u be?
Food › Re: Good Friday: Did You Eat Meat ? by rezzy: 6:53pm On Mar 29, 2013
I want to eat meat now
Health › Re: Effect Of Postinor 2 by rezzy: 8:51am On Mar 28, 2013
When did you have intercourse with her? If her menses was supposed to come on the 23rd of march and it didnt show up and u gave her the drugs on 24th of march, that means she was actually pregnant and postinor 2 has aborted it. Take her to see the doctor.
Postinor 2 is a very strong drug, it can abort pregnancy. You would have given her postinor instead postinor 2.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Got A Text For An Interview @ 15 Adekunbi Crescent, Wema Bank BS by rezzy: 8:39am On Mar 28, 2013
Any interview at Adekumbi is fake, dont waste ur money.
Crime › Re: A 40yr Old Man Rapes 10-month Old Girl Inside Church by rezzy: 8:21am On Mar 28, 2013
Devilish act. God have mercy on him.
Properties › Re: 4-Bedroom Duplex & Two 3-Bedroom Flats At Idimu For Sale by rezzy: 11:59am On Mar 27, 2013
seunfly: I think the girl/guy said seun should like him or her, since i am Oluwaseun i just liked that person. If i wish i may unlike him/her back.
That makes up the 2 likes. He is happy, pls dont make him sad
Politics › Re: If GEJ Dies Today What Will He Be Remembered For? by rezzy: 8:29am On Mar 27, 2013
He increased fuel and caused pains to many Nigerians
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Ghanian Actor 'little' John Dumelo by rezzy: 8:27am On Mar 27, 2013
Temismith: He is so dark now cos ghana is close to hell fire.
Hahaha, that means Kano is hell fire.
Family › Re: I Want To Have All Female Kids by rezzy: 8:22am On Mar 27, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: I said girls are not good at being the eldest that's all , I don't have any problem with girls, but It's a known fact that ,that boys fit better in this role, and like I said women themselves know that, that's why they all want a boy as first child...
Thank God you are a girl, he will bless you with beautiful and healthy children.
Amen. I desire twin as my first issue.
Properties › Re: 4-Bedroom Duplex & Two 3-Bedroom Flats At Idimu For Sale by rezzy: 7:43am On Mar 27, 2013
e mandman: you even liked it twice!!! Oooose!
Who told you it was seun,? i liked it for him joor. So tell me thank you or i will unlike.
Properties › Re: 4-Bedroom Duplex & Two 3-Bedroom Flats At Idimu For Sale by rezzy: 9:51pm On Mar 26, 2013
Frontpage ké?
If una gree 10m, make una contact me. Thatls all im having in my swiss account.
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Ghanian Actor 'little' John Dumelo by rezzy: 9:42pm On Mar 26, 2013
Why is he so dark now?
Family › Re: I Want To Have All Female Kids by rezzy: 9:37pm On Mar 26, 2013
onila: smiley just dont know why. .i can just imagine having four beautiful daughters like me smiley

I hope my husband wont mind

so excited for my bright future smiley
Post ur pix let me see how beautiful u really are
CAMEROONPRIDE: Girls are a curse. The eldest must always b a boy .
Na all boys be boys? I have seen a man that has 5 gaint boys and died because of #2000 to treat malaria. Besides was it not a girl that grew into a woman that gave birth to you? Thank God im a girl
Nairaland General › Re: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by rezzy: 9:06pm On Mar 26, 2013
Desloaaa: #2.kai!
Even when am just getting dressed,i'll tell you am close'by,and can see you.
God forgiv me
Amen
Nairaland General › Re: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by rezzy: 9:05pm On Mar 26, 2013
sureteeboy: 4 bedroom flat is waiting for Liars in hell
Grab ur copy while offer last
Islam › Re: Why Do Muslim Men Choose To Urinate Like Women. by rezzy: 6:43pm On Mar 26, 2013
Its so irritating when i see them do that. The yoruba muslims dont rinse their own
Sports › Re: Yahaya Gaku Dies In Kaduna Hospital by rezzy: 6:35pm On Mar 26, 2013
Mrsilya: His wake keep is takin place dis evnin at rada road nsuka, barnawa kaduna. RIP brother.
Which wake keep? Was he a christian?
Health › Re: Shocking: A Boy Living With His Twin In His Belly (photos) by rezzy: 1:14pm On Mar 26, 2013
God is good. Thank God for safe operation
Education › Re: Is This How Our Children Wil Learn Alphabets?pls Read by rezzy: 1:05pm On Mar 26, 2013
Z for zoom
Health › Re: Man Harrassed For Having Female Organ by rezzy: 12:58pm On Mar 26, 2013
Picture pls
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NIMC Appointment Letters Finally Out! by rezzy: 12:37pm On Mar 26, 2013
yuzedo: Yes it is true. My letter reads thus:

Dear Polycarp Sweetus Jnr,

Congrats on this appointment as the Oga at the middle of NIMC. Your salary is N1,000,000,000 a month, and you are entitled to 6-month leave, twice a year.

You also have one official Prado jeep from Gov. Akpabio and a sports-car from David Mark. Official duplex (with sweet calabar housegeh, big brezz, big nyash, slim waist, ice-cream thighs) and can resume whenever you feel like.

If you accept the terms of this offer, please sign here and here. Thank you for choosing our organisation.

Signed, Topmost OGA of NIMC.


Should i accept? I already have job somewhere with these conditions except sweet housegeh. Pls advice. undecided undecided undecided
accept it pls
Politics › Re: Easter: March 29 & April 1 Are Public Holidays by rezzy: 11:29am On Mar 26, 2013
Our Yansh: Ok!!

I wish all celebranting christians a happy congratulation as they celibate the dead an reinsurrection of Uncle Jesu Christi..

angry
You are just as dirty as your username. Shame on you
Politics › Re: Easter: March 29 & April 1 Are Public Holidays by rezzy: 11:27am On Mar 26, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]How does the death and alleged ressurection of Jesus affect anything?! angry

The world is still as f`ucked as he met it so I wonder why he even bothered coming in the first place?! huh
[/quote]the public holiday is not meant for people like you. Go about your business those two days, you hear?
Jokes Etc › Re: Stupid Son Or Crazy Parents? by rezzy: 8:33am On Mar 26, 2013
Hahahh, mumu boy

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