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Christianity Etc › Re: Help! I Dont See Anywhere Females Where Baptised By The Apostles by rezzy: 8:30am On Dec 20, 2015
Really? Paul Baptised Lydia and her household in Philippi. It's in Act
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rezzy: 3:32pm On Dec 19, 2015
@culturegown, congratulations on the birth of your son. May his arrival bring joy and abundant blessings to your home
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rezzy: 12:29pm On Dec 19, 2015
ahnie:
Oni zino=oni(mama)haaaa z it that bad?i like you for always bn plain.i speak more of isoko lingua to zino,than ukwuani lingua...the dad wil be like...my dear,pls be speakin both isoko n ukwuani to her now,i'll just laugh.mothertongue z very important to me.....if i tell her tu open her mouth evrymornin for cleanin in isoko language...she does.
My parents did not really speak to us. Though I understand a bit and can sing Isoko songs and hymns but I just can't join word and word to form a complete sentence. Sometimes, I run to my landlord to tell me any sentence I want to speak to my boy.

The most annoying is I can't even speak yoruba and I have been in lagos all my life.
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rezzy: 7:43am On Dec 19, 2015
kamotisha:
There are some that can't speak well too....like me grin. I am urhobo
I can't even speak at all. I'm Isoko
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rezzy:
Una don finish the space.
Thank God e reach me.

@lizzy22, congratulations. May the Lord be a source of joy to your household.
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rezzy: 9:15pm On Dec 18, 2015
Fabmummy:
Please does it worth 12k - mamas pls respond
It depends on the brand name. Some don't last. If they can assure you that it will last, no wahala

Personally, I can't buy it that amount. I prefer to buy it separately. The next brand I bought has one of those design.
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rezzy: 8:58pm On Dec 18, 2015
favoredgal:
You are not giving adult food?
He takes adult food except swallow, i.e eba, semo
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rezzy: 12:07pm On Dec 18, 2015
ahnie:
My dearest sis,i changed the place i use to buy pap from..i want tu learn how to start makin the pap myself because of hygiene.i dont want to xperienc what i passed tru.mehn buyin infant 4mular every 4days z REAL.ayam keepin the konkoni(empty can) to show her,when she cums of age....na only God knows how many sackloads of emptycan we go don gather till she go finally stop 4mular,we would then take them back to the superstore owner and asked for a refund of our monies....lolz
You will get tired of keeping the kpagolo. They will constitute nuisance in your store.

Between the month of April and June , I bought 18 cans of NAN. Quickly I switched to cerelac, it was still the same amount I was spending cos I was still buying 4 NAN every month plus at least 6 cerelac. (my dh felt I was spending the money on my self, I had to keep the empty cans for him)

Now that he is 1 year, it's pap and peak 123. Then i buy 1 can of cerelac just in case I'm so tired to make pap.
Romance › Re: G by rezzy: 8:51am On Dec 18, 2015
Happy birthday to you
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rezzy: 8:47am On Dec 18, 2015
I saw this on a friend's wall and posted it here.

Make una touch light the matter

https://www.nairaland.com/2808944/right-wrong

Health › Is This Right Or Wrong? by rezzy(op): 8:46am On Dec 18, 2015
I saw this on a friend's Facebook wall.

When you are a pregnant woman in Nigeria, you are not expected to disclose it to even your siblings, if possible your mother and husband, until the first trimester passes by..... Now you are sure that the pregnancy will stay against all household witches and wizards, especially your mother-inlaw; that's if she's the type who didn't support your union with her son in the first place.
When you are a pregnant woman in Nigeria, you are not expected to move around, or go out at some certain time of the day, to avoid evil spirits that might transform the child to something else. Maybe disabled, slowpoke, or change the sex of the baby.
When you are a pregnant woman in Nigeria, you are supposed to hide your pregnancy, you have no right to show neighbours how happy you are, because some of them might get jealous and cause you miscarriage.
When you are a pregnant woman in Nigeria, on no account should you disclose how far you are gone, if not witches and wizards from your village or husband's village that doesn't want to see you deliver safely, will all gather for your sake in the delivery ward on your delivery date.
So many brouhaha that I can't list here, that scares the shits out of Nigeria pregnant women.
Some forgo antenatal, and relocates to the church, simply because the doctor told them that they have bridge babies, and cannot have natural births.
To them, Cesarean section type of birth is a sign that the devil is on their case.
Some of these women have outrageous pelvic bones, that would not allow the safe passage of their babies. But instead of listening to the doctors and booking for a cesarean section, they prefer to jump from one prayer house to another.
I don't believe in magic.
So I don't believe in witches and witch doctors.
If a witch is a witch, it doesn't need your due date validation from you to be present at your delivery ward before it harms your baby. It should forsee the date even before your gynaecologist does.
No spiritual attacks happens or destroys your unborn babies, I don't believe in all those crappie tales of spiritual wickedness in any high place.
The only witches and wizards killing Nigerian women since our independent in the process of childbirth is bad medical and health services.
Carelessness and negligence from the medical practitioners, who don't value lives like our politicians, simply because no one would probe them.
It's only in Nigeria, that a single doctor would act as a surgeon, dentist, optometrist, gynaecologist, pediatrician even though he only had a single degree in medicine.
And because there are no free health care services and sections in Nigeria, lack of money from the family of the pregnant woman is another set witches and wizards that attacks a pregnant woman.
So if you are a pregnant woman in Nigeria, and you are rich enough to fly abroad like our celebrities and politicians does when they have health issues, you will have nothing to fear about.
You can even model with your pregnancy, because when you have good doctors at your disposal, every witches and wizards must bow.
≈MamaSomto®™©2015

Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rezzy: 11:31pm On Dec 17, 2015
Fine fine babies. They are cute

@ahnie, Zino is looking chubby. I believe she is eating fine now.
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rezzy: 2:02pm On Dec 17, 2015
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Phones › Re: Tecno, The Highest Selling Mobile Brand In Nigeria Revealed by rezzy: 1:39pm On Dec 17, 2015
Orikinla:
OP, what brands of Techno are selling more than Samsung? Techno sells the cheapest mobile phones in Nigeria and Ghana. But no Samsung phone is cheap. The cheapest Techno is about N3, 000. And the largest population of GSM users are the poorest masses who have to buy cheap mobile phones they can afford. Apple, Xiaomi, Samsung, BB, Motorola and HTC are not for the poor majority.
Motorola still dey exist?
Phones › Re: Renewable Mtn Musicplus Free Browsing (working Well) by rezzy: 11:08am On Dec 15, 2015
Until mtn block it before una go receive sense. Abeg close this thread or retitle it
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by rezzy: 10:47pm On Dec 14, 2015
2Str8:
Well i was only trying to help, I gave him all d details but during the interview he would always refer to me, 'like a member staff told him its like this and like that' to the point he was asked who the staff was/is. The guy come boldly mention my name, divulged everything i told him. Its a long story,but im glad i made it through.LESSON LEARNT
That kind of person can kill. Thank God you didn't lose your job.
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rezzy: 1:50pm On Dec 14, 2015
@ faithfulwife, and hafsat24. Congratulations on the birth of your LOs. May your joy remain permanent.
Crime › Re: 15-year-old Arabic Pupil Kills Neighbour, 26 (photo) by rezzy: 11:25am On Dec 14, 2015
valboy20:
YELLOWBAR PEOPLE
I didn't understand this until I saw his reply

DaBullIT:
May God give you the fortitude to bear the loss of your humanity and brain
Business › Re: Some Things Online Store Do Which We Don’t Know About by rezzy: 11:09am On Dec 14, 2015
True talk
Events › Re: Happy Birthday Nairalander (nicotine) by rezzy: 11:06am On Dec 14, 2015
Happy birthday
Health › Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by rezzy: 4:57am On Dec 13, 2015
proudmom38:
Hello mamas,pls is it normal 4 babies 2 move on their belly wen trying 2 pick up something? I noticed dat whenever I keep a toy 4 my lo 2 play wit when he's sitting down,he wil stretch 2 pick it n end up on his tummy b4 u knw it he wil be moving on his tummy....Pls is it ok? TIA
Nothing is wrong with it. When my baby was doing that, his day care nanny asked me if I ate snail while pregnant. She said whenever he does that, I should use turning garri stick to turn him.

Did I answer her? Hell no cheesy cheesy
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rezzy: 4:40am On Dec 13, 2015
happymama:
Gudday mama,pls,i blve som1 must av gne thru dis situatn nd can help me,my lo cries wneva his father carries him nd kips quiet wneva i collect him,i cant continue being d only 1 carryin him,wat can i do..........
My son did same, and it bothered me. When that happens, I will quickly rush to carry him. One day, my dh refused to give him back to me, he kept rocking him. (come and see me dragging my baby with him, you will think he is not the father) With time, he got used to him.

If you can bear his cry, (you know, it's not easy to hear ur baby cry and you ignore especially when they are so tender) allow him to cry in his hands he will get use to him.
Health › Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by rezzy: 12:24pm On Dec 12, 2015
@keji3, my baby refused to sit @ 5 months. At a time, I got tired of putting him to sit. He began to sit on his own at 6 months.
You can put her in walker and support her with wrapper, that was what I did.
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rezzy: 12:16pm On Dec 12, 2015
Chinwendym:
My people words fail me! as you all took time and remembered me! may God remember and hear you all whenever you call on Him in Jesus name.


Chinwendym and Ekene says hi!
still @ the hospital.
You are healed in Jesus name. Amen

Your baby is cute. God bless him
Celebrities › Re: DonJazzy Shares Photo Of His Father, Don Collins by rezzy: 10:54pm On Dec 11, 2015
tonychristopher:
He is ukwuani....his surname is ENEBELI and that is purely an Igbo name or do ISOKO bear that name ...I think those part of Ukwuani Igbo that have boundr with Isoko...or


http://allafrica.com/view/group/main/main/id/00035435.html




has
True talk. I'm from isoko and I have friends who are from other LGA close to kwale but speak isoko.

His father is the owner of my street. So I heard when we parked to that area. Collins Enebeli
Family › Re: Childhood Days; Were You Bathed Like This? (photo) by rezzy: 10:30am On Dec 11, 2015
I enjoyed licking lux soap then.
Family › Re: Woman Delivers A Bible And A Baby In Osun State - NTA [PICS+VIDEO] by rezzy: 6:40pm On Dec 10, 2015
SAMBARRY:
LIES grin

So where's the bloodstain on the bible grin

Abi the man wey impregnate am get bible for im semen? grin
My baby didn't have blood stain on him when he came out. grin
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rezzy: 12:03pm On Dec 10, 2015
babythug:
Morning! I nor sabi unquote oh.

What exactly do i do to get that done?
Look for the post you called her attention to, Click on modify, then erase her post.
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rezzy: 11:39am On Dec 10, 2015
proudmom38:
Accommodation in igando is cheap o.Maybe I'm just paranoid cos of dia way jare...
Humm, where exactly in igando? 2 bedroom flat Is 250k/300k. I stay at igando new town. All landlords dey vex now
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rezzy: 7:36pm On Dec 09, 2015
@ahnie, we are fine o but Zino is not eating at all. It has tired me joor. I'm ashamed to even say his weight here.

How is Lil bae doing?

@babythug, pls unquote that post or what do you think? Thanks
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rezzy: 10:19am On Dec 09, 2015
@soonest, congratulations. May his arrival bring joy and abundant blessings to your home.
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rezzy: 10:11am On Dec 09, 2015
@chinwendym, may the healing powers of the Lord overshadow you now. The blood of Jesus that Speaks better things will speak for you. In Jesus Name. Amen

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