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I saw this on a friend's wall and posted it here.

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I saw this on a friend's Facebook wall.

When you are a pregnant woman in Nigeria, you are not expected to disclose it to even your siblings, if possible your mother and husband, until the first trimester passes by..... Now you are sure that the pregnancy will stay against all household witches and wizards, especially your mother-inlaw; that's if she's the type who didn't support your union with her son in the first place.
When you are a pregnant woman in Nigeria, you are not expected to move around, or go out at some certain time of the day, to avoid evil spirits that might transform the child to something else. Maybe disabled, slowpoke, or change the sex of the baby.
When you are a pregnant woman in Nigeria, you are supposed to hide your pregnancy, you have no right to show neighbours how happy you are, because some of them might get jealous and cause you miscarriage.
When you are a pregnant woman in Nigeria, on no account should you disclose how far you are gone, if not witches and wizards from your village or husband's village that doesn't want to see you deliver safely, will all gather for your sake in the delivery ward on your delivery date.
So many brouhaha that I can't list here, that scares the shits out of Nigeria pregnant women.
Some forgo antenatal, and relocates to the church, simply because the doctor told them that they have bridge babies, and cannot have natural births.
To them, Cesarean section type of birth is a sign that the devil is on their case.
Some of these women have outrageous pelvic bones, that would not allow the safe passage of their babies. But instead of listening to the doctors and booking for a cesarean section, they prefer to jump from one prayer house to another.
I don't believe in magic.
So I don't believe in witches and witch doctors.
If a witch is a witch, it doesn't need your due date validation from you to be present at your delivery ward before it harms your baby. It should forsee the date even before your gynaecologist does.
No spiritual attacks happens or destroys your unborn babies, I don't believe in all those crappie tales of spiritual wickedness in any high place.
The only witches and wizards killing Nigerian women since our independent in the process of childbirth is bad medical and health services.
Carelessness and negligence from the medical practitioners, who don't value lives like our politicians, simply because no one would probe them.
It's only in Nigeria, that a single doctor would act as a surgeon, dentist, optometrist, gynaecologist, pediatrician even though he only had a single degree in medicine.
And because there are no free health care services and sections in Nigeria, lack of money from the family of the pregnant woman is another set witches and wizards that attacks a pregnant woman.
So if you are a pregnant woman in Nigeria, and you are rich enough to fly abroad like our celebrities and politicians does when they have health issues, you will have nothing to fear about.
You can even model with your pregnancy, because when you have good doctors at your disposal, every witches and wizards must bow.
≈MamaSomto®™©2015

Fine fine babies. They are cute

@ahnie, Zino is looking chubby. I believe she is eating fine now.

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Orikinla:
OP, what brands of Techno are selling more than Samsung? Techno sells the cheapest mobile phones in Nigeria and Ghana. But no Samsung phone is cheap. The cheapest Techno is about N3, 000. And the largest population of GSM users are the poorest masses who have to buy cheap mobile phones they can afford. Apple, Xiaomi, Samsung, BB, Motorola and HTC are not for the poor majority.

Motorola still dey exist?

Until mtn block it before una go receive sense. Abeg close this thread or retitle it

2Str8:
Well i was only trying to help, I gave him all d details but during the interview he would always refer to me, 'like a member staff told him its like this and like that' to the point he was asked who the staff was/is. The guy come boldly mention my name, divulged everything i told him. Its a long story,but im glad i made it through.LESSON LEARNT

That kind of person can kill. Thank God you didn't lose your job.

@ faithfulwife, and hafsat24. Congratulations on the birth of your LOs. May your joy remain permanent.

valboy20:
YELLOWBAR PEOPLE

I didn't understand this until I saw his reply

DaBullIT:
May God give you the fortitude to bear the loss of your humanity and brain

True talk

Happy birthday

proudmom38:
Hello mamas,pls is it normal 4 babies 2 move on their belly wen trying 2 pick up something? I noticed dat whenever I keep a toy 4 my lo 2 play wit when he's sitting down,he wil stretch 2 pick it n end up on his tummy b4 u knw it he wil be moving on his tummy....Pls is it ok? TIA

Nothing is wrong with it. When my baby was doing that, his day care nanny asked me if I ate snail while pregnant. She said whenever he does that, I should use turning garri stick to turn him.

Did I answer her? Hell no

happymama:
Gudday mama,pls,i blve som1 must av gne thru dis situatn nd can help me,my lo cries wneva his father carries him nd kips quiet wneva i collect him,i cant continue being d only 1 carryin him,wat can i do..........

My son did same, and it bothered me. When that happens, I will quickly rush to carry him. One day, my dh refused to give him back to me, he kept rocking him. (come and see me dragging my baby with him, you will think he is not the father) With time, he got used to him.

If you can bear his cry, (you know, it's not easy to hear ur baby cry and you ignore especially when they are so tender) allow him to cry in his hands he will get use to him.

@keji3, my baby refused to sit @ 5 months. At a time, I got tired of putting him to sit. He began to sit on his own at 6 months.
You can put her in walker and support her with wrapper, that was what I did.

Chinwendym:
My people words fail me! as you all took time and remembered me! may God remember and hear you all whenever you call on Him in Jesus name.


Chinwendym and Ekene says hi!
still @ the hospital.

You are healed in Jesus name. Amen

Your baby is cute. God bless him

tonychristopher:
He is ukwuani....his surname is ENEBELI and that is purely an Igbo name or do ISOKO bear that name ...I think those part of Ukwuani Igbo that have boundr with Isoko...or


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True talk. I'm from isoko and I have friends who are from other LGA close to kwale but speak isoko.

His father is the owner of my street. So I heard when we parked to that area. Collins Enebeli

I enjoyed licking lux soap then.

SAMBARRY:
LIES

So where's the bloodstain on the bible

Abi the man wey impregnate am get bible for im semen?

My baby didn't have blood stain on him when he came out.

babythug:
Morning! I nor sabi unquote oh.

What exactly do i do to get that done?

Look for the post you called her attention to, Click on modify, then erase her post.

proudmom38:
Accommodation in igando is cheap o.Maybe I'm just paranoid cos of dia way jare...

Humm, where exactly in igando? 2 bedroom flat Is 250k/300k. I stay at igando new town. All landlords dey vex now

@ahnie, we are fine o but Zino is not eating at all. It has tired me joor. I'm ashamed to even say his weight here.

How is Lil bae doing?

@babythug, pls unquote that post or what do you think? Thanks

@soonest, congratulations. May his arrival bring joy and abundant blessings to your home.

@chinwendym, may the healing powers of the Lord overshadow you now. The blood of Jesus that Speaks better things will speak for you. In Jesus Name. Amen

tobechi20:
i support her .....i hatee you for not telling the real story

Really?

Was he last seen at redemption camp or unilag?

I pray he comes back home

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proudmom38:
Funny pipo

I remember wen my Mil bath my 2days old baby n blow air into his ear wit her mouth n goes like dis 'if ur mama talk 2u hear,if ur papa talk 2u hear'....I was like 'yeeepaaa iya yi ti so eti omo ti mo ranju bi di Baloon ke'. I told her dat is not medically advise n dat I wil tell Dh,she be like 'joor o mi oni sebe mo'...

Haha. So funny

Orente21:
Teaching has been fun,had great and intelligent students. Always ready to learn.Bt the school management is poor,the salary is not that encouraging.The worst is they pay late and enforce dresscode and hair style for teachers.

Humm? Socks and shoe type nko?

zaynie:
You must be talking about my Mom and my MiL rolled together.
Piccan Piccan Piccan....until I had to lie to them that someborri used fake Piccan for her baby and the baby died...I told them these days there is too much fake baby drugs.....got them to keep quiet.
The agbo jedi didnt make my 7days old boy to poop for like 4 days....at that age he should have been pooping like at least 5 times daily. By the 3rd day I was crying for them....what did u put in it. My mom raced back to the alagbo....My MiL was thankful she wasnt the one that brought it

So funny

My Mil and I even had disagreement because of agbo jedi. She kept disturbing me to give my son. So I told her "but my mum didn't give us agbo jedi and we didn't have pile" she said "this one no be delta pikin, na yoruba pikin. Yoruba people dey give pikin agbo jedi."

I didn't even argue with her. I have seen lie to tell her now.

How are you and your family doing? My greetings to Atinuke and Moyo.

@jennifer89,

Happy birthday. May God grant you all your heart desires as you add +1 today. Wishing you long life and prosperity.

Abeg, where address, abi na my phone I go take chop the banga and starch?

DebbyChris:
I don't think it's wrong but for respect sake just use "daddy" or "mummy".

If the person is older nko?