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FamilyRe: My Husband’s Penis Not Working Well, He Ejaculates Within Seconds – Wife by Rhesusmonkey(m): 12:19pm On Nov 15, 2017
adadike281:
work ke? I mean for relationship. moreover, here in Anambra , our new name is 'share the money'. For over one month now, aspirants have been sharing d money like there is no tomorrow.
yea i knw itwas 4 a relationship dts why i said wen i can start since i fit into ur least criteria maka ife ibu kali kwaa, and btw can i join u guys in sharing d moni too, u knw its nt gud to chop alone.
FamilyRe: My Husband’s Penis Not Working Well, He Ejaculates Within Seconds – Wife by Rhesusmonkey(m): 10:40am On Nov 15, 2017
adadike281:
Never marry coz he is rich. marry coz u love him. Give me a poor but determined fine guy anytime any day.
holy mary!!!! infact am poor, fine and a determined guy, pls when can i start work?
RomanceRe: Emeka Okorocha, Nigerian Doctor In UK Ladies Are Crushing On (Photos) by Rhesusmonkey(m): 7:37pm On Nov 03, 2017
KnownPhantom:
Just a look at your DP would make Whoopi Goldberg seem like Beyonce in comparison to you. Beside him you'd like a drugged owl.
Even with multiple colours all over your face and skin, you're still looking like the older sibling of that "One Corner" crooner.

You can't choose when you don't have options!
bros nawa oo, temper justice with mercy na, person no fit just play with u in peace again?
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Releases Beautiful New Photos by Rhesusmonkey(m): 9:38pm On Nov 01, 2017
lemme release my own beautiful pics

CrimeRe: Four Bullet-proof Vehicles Hidden In A House In Ikoyi Seized By Customs. Photo by Rhesusmonkey(m): 8:36pm On Nov 01, 2017
shud be mine,
Jokes EtcEnd Time Signature!!!! (photos) by Rhesusmonkey(op): 8:25pm On Nov 01, 2017
Please what kind of signature is this?

PoliticsRe: 10 Specific Actions Buhari Administration Took In Response To Issues & Questions by Rhesusmonkey(m): 11:34am On Oct 11, 2017
smirn:
Na so una still carry rumor of plastic rice. Talk your own, 2019 you make your choice and others make theirs. Na so una go dey talk bla bla bla. Hope na God go contest presidency come 2019.
lol, oga there is no correlation btw what i wrote their and plastic rice. Unmilled rice is not plastic rice fyi and I dnt talk based on hear say, I say what i knw cos am privy to such information and as for voting, i wud sure make the right choice.
PoliticsRe: 10 Specific Actions Buhari Administration Took In Response To Issues & Questions by Rhesusmonkey(m): 9:20am On Oct 11, 2017
stobery:
grin

Why am I still buying rice 16k if there is any benefit?

Honestly if truly we want this country to get better than this Buhari need to go in 2019. Let's tell him thank you General for everything but your services no longer needed

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lol, as for the price of rice, it will surely come down by next year but for political reasons, just mark my words cos as of few weeks ago, more than 2 ships brought in unmilled rice via apapa wharf and i am sure govt knows about it.
By nxt year, the rice will be bagged as kebbi rice and sold to Nigerians at a very cheap rate as against 2019, then after the election everybody will go back to the statusquo and we continue our suffering, thats if we make a wrong choice 2019.
Its unfortunate most nigerians are not that smart and the politicians knw.
CareerRe: Julius Berger Rumored To Have Sacked 400 Workers, Shutdown Work On Lagos-Ibadan by Rhesusmonkey(op): 3:29pm On Oct 10, 2017
Keballl:
How can you blame the present govt. But excuse Buhari and Fashola?

Say it the way it is joor. You just calm nerves like politicians grin
lol. I no be politician oo
CareerRe: Julius Berger Rumored To Have Sacked 400 Workers, Shutdown Work On Lagos-Ibadan by Rhesusmonkey(op): 10:16pm On Oct 09, 2017
TGM2015:
First note my choice of word, "no tangible work". And you post is no different from mine and babaolofin. To be fair to Fashola, He did his best to liaise with the then Governor of Ogun State and religious bodies with camp along the expressway (Lagos - Sagamu) but the Governor in coalition with FG government frustrated that move. Fashola and the religious bodies have to retreat, while Fashola withdrew, the religious bodies most especially Redeem create alternative route. Billion of naira was spent on the road by Obasanjo who conceived the current plan for the road (6 line expressway) but have nothing to show, then Jonathan for political jamboree takeover. Hence, the 2013 slow paced work through 2015, same reasons for second Niger Bridge.

The baseline now is, if work stop on the road, Nigerians and the National Assembly are to be blamed and not Fashola or Buhari because these contractors come back to site on the trust and commitment these see in the latter individual.
Truth is that i will never blame Fashola cos he is trying his best but being frustrated by the legislooters, but i will blame d present govt, not buhari per say. That project was nt meant to be solely funded by govt but wen d new govt came, they revoked so many contract agreements and chose to fund d project from govt purse, same thing that was done for 2nd Niger bridge and now the same govt has no moni.
CareerRe: Julius Berger Rumored To Have Sacked 400 Workers, Shutdown Work On Lagos-Ibadan by Rhesusmonkey(op): 9:45pm On Oct 09, 2017
TGM2015:
See, forget those pictures babaolofin was right. By I journey frequently along those road most especially Lagos - Sagamu and Sagamu - Benin road.
The nearest example I can give you is the ground breaking ceremony and pictures of second Niger bridge. Put away sentiment (political or ethnics) no tangible work was done until few months to last election.
Jb started earth muving works on dt road on d last quarter of 2013, by early 2014 they wia already working on the existing cross drainages and oda structures dia, mind u dt dey started work from interchange going towards lagos. By may 2015 dey wia almost done with laying of the required asphalt thickness and laying of the binder course too up to few meters to rccg camp, infact they even did the side drain on both sides of the road too. work was continuos till mid june 2015 wen d site was first shut down.
If u knw Jbn well, u will knw dt dey dnt muv into a site without full mobilization, they wia already fully mobilized by dec 2013. I am privy to some of d contract documents on dt project so u can quote me anywhere.
CareerRe: Julius Berger Rumored To Have Sacked 400 Workers, Shutdown Work On Lagos-Ibadan by Rhesusmonkey(op): 9:24pm On Oct 09, 2017
BetaThings:
Proof?
In the first half of 2015, there was nothing done on that road
I challenge you to refute it
lol, i am not trying to be partisan here but dont ever say what u dont knw, that project was continuosly ongoing from late 2013 till june 2015 when they shut the site the first time, quote me anywhere on earth. infact I knw jbn did almost all the work from subgrade to binder course except for the wearing course which started from 2-4 km after rccg camp to interchange b4 d site was shut down den. I am nt talking of hearsay but rather what i knw
CareerRe: Julius Berger Rumored To Have Sacked 400 Workers, Shutdown Work On Lagos-Ibadan by Rhesusmonkey(op): 6:18pm On Oct 09, 2017
kay29000:
How do we know this news is true? It is not from a newspaper, or a blog, or a reputable person...just he say she say. Na wa o!
Bros thomas, just go to JBN head office in lagos at Ijora olopa and confirm for yourself, or better still you can take a walk to their construction site along lagos ibadan express road, like 7km before the interchange and confirm for yourself.
CareerRe: Julius Berger Rumored To Have Sacked 400 Workers, Shutdown Work On Lagos-Ibadan by Rhesusmonkey(op): 3:16pm On Oct 09, 2017
lalasticlala, this matter pass snake ooo, isn't this front page worthy? Anybody plying the route always will attest that work has really been suspended on that road
CareerRe: Julius Berger Rumored To Have Sacked 400 Workers, Shutdown Work On Lagos-Ibadan by Rhesusmonkey(op): 8:35am On Oct 08, 2017
dingbang:
25bn dollars ...where is it
lol, ask kachukwu or Mr Baru
CareerJulius Berger Rumored To Have Sacked 400 Workers, Shutdown Work On Lagos-Ibadan by Rhesusmonkey(op): 8:24am On Oct 08, 2017
I just got information from a reliable source in Julius berger that they have shut down their site at the Lagos-Ibadan express road since last week friday, and have rendered more than 400 people jobless. I heard this is as a result of delays on the payment of the agreed contract fees for work already done, and its obviously evident that at the moment the Fg doesnt have the required funding for the continuation of the project.
PoliticsRe: The Deteriorating Nature Of Mile 2 – Apapa Road by Rhesusmonkey(m): 2:56pm On Oct 07, 2017
This shows that Nigeria as a nation is cursed big time. Maritime is the 2nd largest source of revenue for Nigeria and yet the road leading to the busiest sea port in the country is like this. I can tell you that container carrying trucks fall on this road almost on daily basis.
I think the one of 4.3 billion which is currently being handled by Ag Dangote is from wharf gate to Area B which is about 2km, but this particular road too ( Apapa - liverpool - coconut - mile 2) has also been given to Ag-Dangote to construct, but the big question is if they can handle the construction??
PoliticsRe: FG Hands Over 35km Apapa-oworonshoki Expressway To Dangote For Repair by Rhesusmonkey(m): 10:32pm On Oct 01, 2017
deomelo:
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I don't go back and forth with ignorant, unintelligent, bitter, angry and disgruntled anti Nigerian ipob villagers.


Worry about your ippb village and let Nigerians worry about Nigeria.
See this tribalistic he-goat, to u everything in life is all about ipod. I gave u reason why Ag dangote of all construction companies in Nigeria should not do a road project of this magnitude if not that Nigeria is cursed with useless leaders and u are here masturbating about ipod, instead of educating ursef on what u dnt knw, its very obvious ur IQ is way lower than what i think so fuvck of my mention and pray that sense fall on u.
PoliticsRe: FG Hands Over 35km Apapa-oworonshoki Expressway To Dangote For Repair by Rhesusmonkey(m): 1:05pm On Oct 01, 2017
deomelo:
1, Dangote himself or his company is not going to build the road, AG-Dangote is going to build the road.

2. AG/Andrade Gutierrez is a Brazilian private multinational conglomerate headquartered in Belo Horizonte. The company was founded in 1948 and they do over $2 billion worth of business every year with over 200,00 employees.



3. Dangote teamed up with AG to create AG-Dangote to handle Dangote's construction projects and they jointly constructed the first concrete highway in Nigeria.

4. Governments have no business building refineries, private entities do better than governments when it comes to such projects.

Educate yourself before running your mouth.


And the construction work in Lagos is going on smoothly and unlike the rubbish road we have all over Nigeweria that falls apart every rainy season, this is going to last for at least 40 years so spare us your ignorant ipob bad bele nonsense.
its obvious from the trash u wrote here that u knw nothing about road construction. Now go to itori-Ibese road and tell me if thats how a road that is not up to 2yrs should be. come to apapa and see hw confuse they are, traffic mgt zero. u think is about being a brazillian company, what experience do they have in handling Nigerian roads with high traffic, infact there is no need arguing with u sef cos u wil stil choose to wallow in ur ignorance
PoliticsRe: FG Hands Over 35km Apapa-oworonshoki Expressway To Dangote For Repair by Rhesusmonkey(m): 5:37pm On Sep 16, 2017
lol, Dangote shud leave road construction for those who have the expertise, go and check out what his company is doing at the 2km rd project from wharf gate to area B then you will agree with me that they are in the midst of confusion, but then i dont blame him, i only blame the clueless FG with no plan to even execute any single project despite all the billions of recovered loot. What do u expect when a whole FG is waiting and hoping for Dangotes refinery instead of building its own.
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Issues A Statement On Recent Developments In Aba, Nigeria by Rhesusmonkey(m): 9:29am On Sep 16, 2017
madridguy:
The issue about most Nigerians is that we forgot so quick and easily. I don't want to look as if am trying to paint GEJ black but i will suggest you made search and see why he was tagged and silent dictator. Do the research for yourself, from Rotimi Amaechi saga, Nyako and Tambuwal to mention few. People just tend to forget easily. Get back to me if you need it full.
Anyways, I hate discussing Nigerian politricks but one thing i knw is that Pmb is far from being democratic, atleast so far. The most important thing is that u shud warn Real Madrid never to repeat the rubbish they did last weekend.
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Issues A Statement On Recent Developments In Aba, Nigeria by Rhesusmonkey(m): 8:49am On Sep 16, 2017
madridguy:
PMB is more tolerant/democrat than GEJ. Fact
bros abeg no offence, but i doubt if u even knw the meaning these 3 words: tolerant, democratic, fact.. GEJ is Nigeria's most democratic leader after Yaradua since 1999. Every sane Nigerian knows that Pmb is not just undemocratic but an ethnic and religious bigot, I am not being sentimental nor partisan here but thats just a FACT. Quote me anywhere on earth.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: AMAIDEN ENERGY RECRUITING (recent Various Engineering Vacancies) by Rhesusmonkey(m):
[quote author=subseaman post=59523055][/quote]hmmm.....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Shortlisted Candidates For Nigeria Immigration Services by Rhesusmonkey(m): 11:15pm On Aug 11, 2017
lol, below r d shortlisted ones

PoliticsRe: Hate Speeches Breeding Ground For Genocide – Osinbajo by Rhesusmonkey(m): 9:26am On Aug 03, 2017
PHILipu1:
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I am here because of fo-ls like you that all they are after is to divide people on ethnic and religion lines.

I work just few hours in front of my system and i make what you can not get working from 6am to 6pm daily.
I look for money and not work and if it is the energy and time that will put in work that make people rich,fo-ls like you will not talk where wheel barrow pushers are talking.
when an kid( an unintelligent one) talks you know, very typical.. check out my posts so far on dis forum and urs and tell me which of dem divides d country along ethnic and religious lines. you cant even make a simple statement without insults which not only shows that u r immature but that you also need psychiatric evaluation and a cure for frustration. I just had to dignify u with a response cos its so obvious beyond reasonable doubts that u r not sound and i am not the cause of ur insanity.
Mention me again and let stroke fall on ur scotum balls, N'dama muturu!
CelebritiesRe: Ronke Oshodi-Oke: I Can't Cook For You If I Am The Breadwinner Of The Family by Rhesusmonkey(m): 9:04am On Aug 03, 2017
jujutom:
Wat of guyz that cook and wash for their wives and still provide all the source of income that gets to the house?
No mind that fish brain.
CelebritiesRe: Ronke Oshodi-Oke: I Can't Cook For You If I Am The Breadwinner Of The Family by Rhesusmonkey(m): 9:02am On Aug 03, 2017
Aunty i have one question for you.. Are you married, cos i doubt if any sane nigga wud want to keep somtin like u as wife.
PoliticsRe: Hate Speeches Breeding Ground For Genocide – Osinbajo by Rhesusmonkey(m): 8:54am On Aug 03, 2017
PHILipu1:
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Apologize for what?
Are you guys not 5%
Baboos go work and monkey go come chop?

You expect Buhari/osinbajo to share appointments equally to other zones that stood by them with your south-east that didn't vote him and call them terrorist.

God doesn't like cheating ok.

Continue with your hate and by next election you guys maybe 1%.

It's Buhari/osinbajo till 2023.
I just discovered that all ur life centers around pdp/apc, kanu and ipod. 80 percent of ur posts on dis forum potrays hatred yet u blame anoda person of hating. Bro u nid to relax and get a wrk or even join BMC so dt all dis ur labour wont be in vain. Truth is that the entity called Nigeria is not working cos of characters like you#fact#
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Power Bikers Visit Obasanjo In His Mansion In Ogun State. Photos by Rhesusmonkey(m): 8:52am On Jul 31, 2017
sarrki:
I pray I have that monkey face and received Gods Blessing

For thus saith thy lord " I Created Man Out of My Image"
U just dey make mockery of christainity. After seeing the way u act on dis forum by calling black white, seeing lies and calling dem truth all in d name of partisan politics, then i make bold to say that if xtainity is all abt being like u and i happen to b a non xtain, i wud rather remain a non xtain. Atleast i will stil av a free conscience.
CrimeRe: Policeman, 18 Hoodlums Arrested For Causing Unrest In Apapa Area Of Lagos.Photos by Rhesusmonkey(m): 1:07pm On Jul 20, 2017
TinaAnita:
Reacting to the extra judicial killing of an innocent man doesn't make the mob hoodlums. The real hoodlum is the drunk policeman.

Arrant nonsense
And i am very sure that 50 percent of those arrested are even innocent. This crisis happened around creek road and i saw police men arresting individuals at far end of burma road in the name of arresting truck drivers. Now how do they know who is a truck driver and who is not, or is being a truck driver now a crime? I had to hide some where b4 dem idiots go talk say i be truck driver and arrest me too
CrimeRe: Violent Protest In Apapa As Policeman Shoots Three Trailer Drivers Dead by Rhesusmonkey(m): 1:53pm On Jul 19, 2017
Just because the driver had no cash to give them for following one way, the idiotic police fool had to shoot the guy to death and u kip wondering why someone called Naija a zoo.
Yet as at now they are still arresting people radomly especially truck drivers at Apapa.
CrimeRe: Breaking:violent Protest In Apapa As Policeman Shoots Three Trailer Drivers Dead by Rhesusmonkey(m): 1:47pm On Jul 19, 2017
alcmene:
Thieves..... police kill drivers, you go set banks ablaze. You no see police station ?
bros calm down, the OP jst gave a sketchy story of what happened.
The police man ran towards his colleagues at diamond bank after shooting the tanker driver and gunning down two others in the running process, and the mob chased him to d bank and demanding dt dey release him which didnt happen, so they decided to set the bank ablaze...

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