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PoliticsRe: El-Rufai Visits Man Attacked In Kaduna By Muslim Youths For Not Fasting by Rhesusmonkey(m): 6:01pm On Jun 08, 2016
Nawa 4 some of this ignorant muslim xtremists in nigeria, I remember when I was serving in a secondary school in the north, then it was during the Ramadan fasting, so I sent a Jss 1 boy to help me buy some snacks during lunch, so when the boy came back I mistakenly gave him some snacks to eat , and as a little kid he 4got that there was fasting and ate the snacks. So when the senior boys saw this guy eating the snacks I gave him, they almost killed the guy and even wanted 2 attack me if not that some of them saw me as their good friend, that was how I begged them to pardon the boy and even my own life was saved too..
CelebritiesRe: Is Buhari's Gov Scared Of Investigating Obasanjo And Other Presidents?-Seun Kuti by Rhesusmonkey(m): 2:57pm On Jun 07, 2016
irunooboo:
Here is Seuun Kuti a yoruba man calling for the probe of OBJ another yoruba man. Buhari is presently probing Dasuki a fulani man from his tribe without the northerners raising their voices. The igbos will never do such. Instead they will remain quiet as long as the culprit is from their tribe. They will shout witchhunt if such attempts were made to probe an igbo man/woman. Example is the case of stela oduah accused of massive looting in the aviation sector sad May God forgive the igbos undecided
you might be right tho, but btw wetin concern u and politics dis days, why not concentrate on what u knw how to do best. no harm intended tho, cheers.
RomanceRe: Man Marries Woman He Trolled On Twitter In 2014 (photos) by Rhesusmonkey(m): 2:30pm On Jun 07, 2016
NL Trolls and Trollees take note
RomanceRe: Nairaland Ladies Should Stop Puting Their Pics on Their D.p by Rhesusmonkey(m): 12:46pm On Jun 07, 2016
jenigurl:
So Says the wanna be thug who looks like a pencil sharpener! angry
@ op, check dis one out, I think u might be tempted to fall in luv with her
RomanceRe: Single Guys: Do You Need A Girlfriend/Wife, Then Stop Doing These 5 Things by Rhesusmonkey(m): 12:34pm On Jun 07, 2016
I dnt nid a gal friend nor a wife yet, I nid a woman friend, so what should I do and not do??
RomanceRe: Nairaland House Party In Germany....and She Stole The Show!! ((watch Video)) by Rhesusmonkey(m): 9:02am On Jun 07, 2016
MrCork:
wot thehell has German Juice gots to do wit disco parrrry?...bro r u ok? undecided
are u blind?? Didn't u read the comment I quoted? Peckham pig!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Man Who Graduated With First Class From UK University Cries Out For Job. Photos by Rhesusmonkey(m): 10:18pm On Jun 06, 2016
Kpmg or pwc wud have bin a perfect fit for him to start his career but I doubt if age is still on his side
RomanceRe: Nairaland House Party In Germany....and She Stole The Show!! ((watch Video)) by Rhesusmonkey(m): 7:47pm On Jun 06, 2016
Berlyn:
Wao you finally showed us your real self grin MrCork is the guy on singlet, dancing like an abandoned German juice grin grin m so sure cool
lol, how does a german juice dance not 2 talk of an abandoned one??
RomanceRe: Nairaland House Party In Germany....and She Stole The Show!! ((watch Video)) by Rhesusmonkey(m): 7:47pm On Jun 06, 2016
Berlyn:
Wao you finally showed us your real self grin MrCork is the guy on singlet, dancing like an abandoned German juice grin grin m so sure cool
RomanceRe: Do Prostitutes Enjoy Sex? --discuss by Rhesusmonkey(m): 7:36pm On Jun 06, 2016
This one na waec theory question and btw, if u ask me, na who I go come ask??
RomanceRe: The Day I Slept With Seun A Guy I Met In A Bar: A Story By Chisom by Rhesusmonkey(m): 7:58am On Jun 06, 2016
Evils every where u go
RomanceRe: 7 Ways Nigerian Guys Act To Get The Attention Of Their Crush In Their Churches by Rhesusmonkey(m): 6:19pm On Jun 05, 2016
Especially if he is an instrumentalist, he will start making some funny professional sounds just 2 impress her, not as if he is trying 2 impress God
RomanceRe: Please Help! My 1-year-old Son Won’t Stop Touching His P*nis – Woman Cries Out - by Rhesusmonkey(m): 3:20pm On Jun 05, 2016
Lol, na so dem vaseline crew members take start.
RomanceRe: Top 5 Mr Nairaland Contestants. Pics by Rhesusmonkey(m): 10:58am On Jun 05, 2016
Omotayor123:
Wow.... shocked. These ones are handsome. And look very mature.
Op, you get their number grin grin
lol, so funny, so u sef like gud tinz,
RomanceRe: Airforce Pilot Slumped & Died In The Cockpit Leaving Behind Young Wife & Baby by Rhesusmonkey(m): 10:31am On Jun 05, 2016
I am tempted to say its "Village missile at work". And btw, @ op, is this supposed to be in the romance section??
EducationRe: Nigerian Quadruplets Graduates Simultaneously with Masters Degree In UK by Rhesusmonkey(m): 7:59am On Jun 05, 2016
cindybella101:
Wow
Am jealous kiss
Dear God since am not a twin give me a twin or preferably triplets
no p, jst contact me lemme plant a seed of twins in u since I am a twin, and btw it ain't free too.
RomanceRe: 10 Categories Of Ladies That Are "Chop & Clean Mouth" Material by Rhesusmonkey(m): 8:47pm On Jun 04, 2016
@ no 9, how do u even intend chopping such a lady not to talk of cleaning mouth, Op u get mind sha, cos u fit still chop mad woman and clean mouth, anyways the lord is thy strength.
RomanceRe: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush....come In... by Rhesusmonkey(m): 8:36pm On Jun 04, 2016
Same old Sh.it, just different times
RomanceRe: I Met A Guy And He Said, He Is Lala$ticlala, by Rhesusmonkey(m): 8:25pm On Jun 04, 2016
falconey:
your d.p!!!! something huge is in front of ya.

it must be one of the biggest object on earth.
broda be warned!! Take ur eyez off those heavy lumps. Tnx

RomanceRe: A Letter To the gods by Rhesusmonkey(op): 9:06pm On Mar 17, 2016
LORDSAMURAI:
LOL i think ure referring to kaziblake, she possess all the good characters u mentioned. @op trust me.
haahahaha, then she must be the one, jst take it easy wit her so dt somtin go remain 4 me
RomanceA Letter To the gods by Rhesusmonkey(op):
#modified#
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Buhari Extend Invitation To Ifeanyi Ubah by Rhesusmonkey(m): 10:37pm On Feb 24, 2016
CACAWA:
[size=18pt]seriously I don't know why people are amazed abt this man.

Of course all he needs to do is bring out all our 20 Bilion dollars from the different soak-aways and pump them back into the economy.

For goodness sake, this the leader of TAN himself and the agreement with the FG is to ensure that there is no prosecution after.

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bros, u think say 20B dollars na 2cups of beans abi?
RomanceRe: Which Romancelanders Would You Love To Date? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 11:12pm On Feb 04, 2016
sinaj:
Cnt wait to see 2 nlders pre-wedding shoots smiley
can't wait to date you, lemme wait on the line.
RomanceRe: Ladies:what Is The Unforgettable Thing A Boyfriend Did For You? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 9:06pm On Jan 30, 2016
rheether:
He wrote all my carry overs for me angry
wtf!!! Lemme reserve my comment sha
RomanceRe: 12 Wonderful Things I Learnt About Life In 2015 by Rhesusmonkey(op): 8:22pm On Jan 14, 2016
Roum:
dnt give up
yea, 4 sure
RomanceRe: 12 Wonderful Things I Learnt About Life In 2015 by Rhesusmonkey(op): 1:40pm On Jan 14, 2016
Omavik:
I've been learning since I knew right from wrong.. still learning..
I've learnt to carry on with my life/activities even when I hear news not pleasant to d ears...Worry solves no problem...

I've learnt that wen my plan towards something fails,its simply because plan B,C,or,D is God's wish for me.. And God gives nothing less than d best to his own....

I've also learnt to ignore my pains nd problems,, thinking bout them will not make d problems go.. Act like d problem is not getting to u,but acknowledge dat u've got a problem.. that way u have enough energy to seek solution..
wonderful lessons dear, especially ur third point
RomanceRe: 12 Wonderful Things I Learnt About Life In 2015 by Rhesusmonkey(op): 1:37pm On Jan 14, 2016
digitite:
Good one Son...Jah Bless
thanks chief.
RomanceRe: 12 Wonderful Things I Learnt About Life In 2015 by Rhesusmonkey(op): 11:51am On Jan 14, 2016
firstking01:
I 've learnt alot alredy in life, too numerous to mentionsad, and i'm still learning.
so what wonderful lesson did life teach you in 2015?
RomanceRe: 12 Wonderful Things I Learnt About Life In 2015 by Rhesusmonkey(op): 10:58am On Jan 14, 2016
Adasun:
12)i learnt that majority of people learn faster from their own mistakes than warning
yea, experience they say is the best teacher
Romance12 Wonderful Things I Learnt About Life In 2015 by Rhesusmonkey(op): 10:03am On Jan 14, 2016
I learnt a lot last year, some from personal experience and others from other people's experience. Below are some of them.

1. I learnt that if you are in a relationship with someone who doesn't. believe in you, you should get out b4 you stop believing in yourself.
2. I learnt that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they want.
3. I learnt that after winning an argument with you wife/ girl friend, the first thing you should do is to apologize. - sounds weird though..
4. I learnt that most people don't look for the truth in life, they only search for someone to agree with them.#fact#
5. I learnt that its no fun to watch television unless you have the remote control ---- yea, life is fun when you have what it takes to take charge/contol your immediate environs, and I mean CASH!
6. I learnt that you shouldn't eat in a restaurant where the cook is skinny ---- yes, a porverty stricken nigga telling you to buy a book he wrote on how to be a billionaire. Lemme know when Bill gates, Dangote, etc writes on how to become a billionaire.
7. I learnt that its harder to lie when you are looking into your wife/girl friend's eyes, even Lair Mohammed isn't an exception here. Yes I can lie while looking into her eyes, just that the lying becomes a bit difficult to do,
8. I have learned that even God didn't do it all in one day, what makes me think I can? I am not trying to sound lazy here though, just that I have learned to take life one step at a time.
9. People say time heal all wounds, but I have learned that love too heal wounds.
10. I also learnt that when a lady wants an advice, she calls her best friend but when she wants sympathy, she calls her boy friend #fact#
11. I learnt that sometimes, all a girl needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand, and most time guys do misunderstand them
12. Feel free to add yours.

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