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RomanceRe: What Will You Do If You Asked Your Babe To Boil Water And You Saw This? (photo) by Rhesusmonkey(m): 6:42am On Dec 29, 2015
No blame her, she is nt used 2 modern facility
RomanceRe: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 11:09am On Dec 28, 2015
klassiquette:
Men with small Ds
gud mawning n hw u doing, saw ur msg n I tried rectifying it, I also sent u a msg
RomanceRe: And That Was How He Stole My Guys GF Right In His Front With This 8 Words. *Look by Rhesusmonkey(m): 7:12am On Dec 24, 2015
Something like dis won't be bad
" Hi, I am sam
Gimme a chance 2 be ur dasuki"
RomanceRe: Things Your Spouse Needs To Hear From You More Often by Rhesusmonkey(m): 7:06am On Dec 24, 2015
Ok, seen and heard
RomanceRe: Top Secrets To Get A Girl's Phone Number And Get Her Into Bed Easily(18+) by Rhesusmonkey(m): 5:49am On Dec 24, 2015
Bros all dis one na long talk, jst av ur cash n small packaging, d rest is history and btw Jst lemme knw wen u come up with top secret 2 make excess cash
RomanceRe: Memorable Moments When Using Public Transport by Rhesusmonkey(m):
That moment when u are in a marcopolo bus filled with corp members heading to your state of primary assignment(mostly northern states), then in d midnite wen d driver puts off d light inside d bus, u begin 2 hear funny sounds and moans especially 4rm ladies
RomanceRe: Ladies, Are You Attracted To Guys With Big Butt? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 7:23pm On Dec 23, 2015
QueenDaisyy:
Nice and Firm boobs.

You are Pretty.
14yrs loading for somebody......tho I sense a fake moniker
RomanceRe: I'm Gonna Abstain From Sex In 2016. Who Is Joining Me? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 6:24pm On Dec 23, 2015
Am on dis train with u bro
RomanceRe: Do You Know Why Most Of 90% Of Nigeria Men Love To Having S*x With Calabar Ladie by Rhesusmonkey(m): 5:53pm On Dec 23, 2015
murphyibiam15:
kikikikikikikikikikiki
kikikikikikikikikikikiki

she should be proud of being a screwing machine....lmao
yea, I mean a legit screwing machine
RomanceRe: Point Them Out....let Us Know Them by Rhesusmonkey(m): 5:10pm On Dec 23, 2015
Here to read comments tho
RomanceRe: Do You Know Why Most Of 90% Of Nigeria Men Love To Having S*x With Calabar Ladie by Rhesusmonkey(m): 5:04pm On Dec 23, 2015
klassiquette:
Fallacy
ok, bt calabar/ akwaibom ladies are wonderful tho, atleast the ones av seen, they sure do knw the way 2 a man's heart.....food, then s*x, and I tink its something u shud be proud of.
RomanceRe: Do You Know Why Most Of 90% Of Nigeria Men Love To Having S*x With Calabar Ladie by Rhesusmonkey(m): 4:56pm On Dec 23, 2015
klassiquette:
Why do you guys always think we're intimacy gadgets? Almost slapped a Yoruba dude who made an ill comment about akwa-cross girls ...
sori oo, bt heard dt u pple's sexual prowess is due to ur excess consumption of dog meat, fact or fallacyhuh
RomanceRe: One Of My Friend Has Slept With Over 200 Girls by Rhesusmonkey(m): 4:33pm On Dec 23, 2015
U mean 200 oloshos?
RomanceRe: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by Rhesusmonkey(m): 4:28pm On Dec 23, 2015
Observed that:
No complete romance without complete finance( dnt blame d ladies)
Most naija ladies are very myopic in a relationship
RomanceRe: Romancelanders Beach Party 2015 Thread!!! by Rhesusmonkey(m): 5:01pm On Dec 22, 2015
Diddyydiva:
sorry.

I prefer canoe grin
wat if I get a yacht jst 4 ur sake
RomanceRe: Romancelanders Beach Party 2015 Thread!!! by Rhesusmonkey(m): 4:50pm On Dec 22, 2015
Diddyydiva:
. not married yet wink
then we are in dis boat 2geda
RomanceRe: Romancelanders Beach Party 2015 Thread!!! by Rhesusmonkey(m): 4:42pm On Dec 22, 2015
sickstars:
huh U all nlders guy decided to sit nd trap innocent girls

I deeply pity d fools nd mumu girls dat wud go huh
If u quote me i wud descend on u like halfrica angry
chill ma'am, life is too short 2 take evrytin personal,
RomanceRe: Romancelanders Beach Party 2015 Thread!!! by Rhesusmonkey(m): 4:33pm On Dec 22, 2015
Diddyydiva:
grin grin grin grin
sweery, wats funny, ope u aren't taken?
RomanceRe: Since She My First Lover Left I Swear Not To Have A Long Term Relationship by Rhesusmonkey(m): 4:18pm On Dec 22, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
bro.. Asaba weed dy learn for where my own dy.. After I take am.. I dy forget say I take am.. I go just wake up hours later only to see myself dy wear suit for zoo.. Everytime! undecided
hahahaha, guy try pass Op some
TravelRe: Man Without Fingers Rides Okada In Ibadan (Photo) by Rhesusmonkey(m): 4:16pm On Dec 22, 2015
Impossibilty is nothing, there is always ability in disability
RomanceRe: Since She My First Lover Left I Swear Not To Have A Long Term Relationship by Rhesusmonkey(m): 4:03pm On Dec 22, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
*whispers*




All you need is weed cool
asaba weed will go a long way 2 help
RomanceRe: Is It A Crime To Ask A Woman Her Age? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 3:25pm On Dec 22, 2015
HCpaul:
Am really getting more confused on this.

I saw this in more than 20 American Romance movies that i watched.

I don't know whether Nigerian girls do count it, but i just wanna know why it is an offense to ask a woman her age.


Patiently waiting for your replies...
check the Nigeria constitution to know if its a crime or not
RomanceRe: Why Is Sexual Urge Usually High Around This Season? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 3:22pm On Dec 22, 2015
And how did u come abt the fact that sexual urge is higher this season
RomanceRe: Guys,if You Were D One To Create Your Girlfriend Which Celeb Will You Use?????? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 2:58pm On Dec 22, 2015
I will create her like my mum, and btw she is a celeb too
RomanceRe: Do Women Really Have Fish Brain? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 2:30pm On Dec 22, 2015
Adaure4ever:
adim m nma, nwoke oma.
Merry ekeresimesi.
same 2 u, nne oma
RomanceRe: When A Girl Is Always Telling U She Misses U Does Dat Mean Shes In Luv? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 12:50pm On Dec 22, 2015
Depending on wat she is missing abt u, mayb ur cash
RomanceRe: Do Women Really Have Fish Brain? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 12:34pm On Dec 22, 2015
Adaure4ever:
What an insultive question.
lol, dnt blame d guy cos most ladies will always giv u d impression dt dey have fish brain.... Kedu ka imere?
RomanceRe: How Can She Break This News To Her Fiance?!! by Rhesusmonkey(m):
To hell with osu, this is 21st cenntury and not 19th century, if there is enuf luv in d relationship to carry u through, den marry the person u luv
EducationRe: See This Equation That Leads To Merry Xmas (pix) by Rhesusmonkey(m): 10:23am On Dec 21, 2015
Wizzz:
How did that long line now disappear?? undecided



Like this post if you hate maths
the long line is amadioha's koboko, so d guy had 2 take wat belongs to him
EducationRe: See This Equation That Leads To Merry Xmas (pix) by Rhesusmonkey(m): 10:16am On Dec 21, 2015
Smeeky:
Really?...you must have studied your own maths outside this planet....how can you call all those maneuvering right.
oga can u pls point out the error in the solved equation, after all learning is a continuos process, and I can see wia he maneuvered, he only applied simple n basic rules of mathematics

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