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PoliticsRe: Covid-19: Do You Agree With This Lady’s Opinion About Nigeria’s Economy? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 12:36pm On Apr 26, 2020
Probably she is one of those dumb old oloshos in Abj hopping from one man to another, writing nonsense just to trend.
I pay tax of over 60k monthly and yet I am govt to my self, I give myself water, light, security, even roads, likewise most Nigerians.
Even poor traders in the market pay all sort of levies to govt, yet nothing to show for it.
AutosRe: Clean 2001 Volvo S40 For Sale by Rhesusmonkey(op): 2:39pm On Apr 25, 2020
weyreypey:
Still available?
No bro, sold off since.
PoliticsRe: The N187 Million Mercedes-Benz Sprinter Ihedioha Couldn’t Use by Rhesusmonkey(m): 2:37pm On Apr 25, 2020
Mace0lane:
Small time the foolish ones from this state will be insulting Tinubu for not allowing their state to develop.
Ihedioha, Tinubu, Hope, like every other Nigerian politician has no good plans for you all killing yourselves here to defend them, yet you guys keep displaying idiocy of the highest other here.
Nigerians truly deserve the kind off leaders they get.

Hope you and your fellow defenders have gotten the 20k palliative from FG, or atleast from your state governors as lock down extension looms, make hunger no wipe una
PoliticsRe: Family Members Can’t Receive Double Money, Says FG by Rhesusmonkey(m): 8:28am On Apr 22, 2020
sunshineV:
So my family are in Lagos and I'm in ilorin

if my family receive 20k in Lagos I'll die of hunger in ilorin




Smh for this damn country. How did I get here
Lol, bros why not pray for either u or your family to even receive the so called money first.
This guys aint ready to give nobody any dime.
PoliticsRe: Family Members Can’t Receive Double Money, Says FG by Rhesusmonkey(m): 8:19am On Apr 22, 2020
Which kind country is thishuh
Since a month now, they have been talking about conditional transfer this and that, yet nothing to show for it..
An average Nigerian who makes #500 after sales daily to feed his family is being locked up inside and this female fool has been talking like parrot since 4 weeks now about nonsense.
I give up on this useless shithole
FoodRe: What's That Worst Mistake You Ever Made While Cooking? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 6:17pm On Apr 21, 2020
One iya agbo gave me snuff for tooth ache, so when i got home I mistakenly kept it on the kitchen table.
So that evening, my kid bro was cooking beans and saw the snuff thinking it was dry pepper, poured almost everything inside the beans, not until the snuff start reacting on the beans the guy noticed say the matter don pass people matter.
We had to wash the beans again and continued where we stopped.
BusinessRe: Over N400k Got Debited From My Stanbic IBTC Account Overnight (Pics) by Rhesusmonkey(m): 11:09pm On Mar 30, 2020
dicksonadams:
someone fraudulently gain access to my account last night 28TH March 2020 and performed a series transactions of N443,928.49 without my authorisation.

I have called StanbicIBTC customer care and the lady I spoke with told me they would disable the account and push the case to stanbicIBTC fraud unit. Luckily I was able to transfered remaining balance to my GTB account to prevent further debits (I only saw this at about 5am when I work up to pee and saw a single alert of about 6k which I guess was the first trial. The funny thing was thst the debit alert for others or the login notifications or OTp token request didn't drop in my phone Sms or email just the first 6k.

The debited money 400k+ is still being held in my account Ledger balance (see screenshot), please I will appreciate any assistance in recoverying the money. I had no reason to believe my money wasn't safe in my StanbicIbtc bank account.

Note: I rarely used this account apart for saving... I rarely use the atm on this account too. I usually transfer from this account to my gtb before withdrawing.

Bank say there is slim chance of getting the money, that even though the fund are still held in ledger balance they are as good as debited.
Same shit happened to me today 100k, same stanbic bank.
I still weak.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: FG Discourages Nigerians From Traveling by Rhesusmonkey(m): 6:47pm On Mar 17, 2020
But you encourage people from affected nations to come into Nigeria, thereby bringing in the virus. Already 3 confirmed cases at the Dangote refinery site and all are Indians. No media will carry it cos its Dangote.
HealthRe: Third Coronavirus Case Confirmed In Lagos by Rhesusmonkey(m): 11:16am On Mar 17, 2020
Angelfrost:
You do realize what you are doing with this is criminal??! Spreading of fake news!!!

This is the fourth of such trash I'm seeing this morning alone, each with a different gist and setting... Smh.
Bros say not what thou knowest not.
All you need do is to call someone who works there to know if its true before calling it trash or fake. The news is all over the site now as i heard.
HealthRe: Third Coronavirus Case Confirmed In Lagos by Rhesusmonkey(m): 11:00am On Mar 17, 2020
gaventa:
If this is the third, I got this from a friend that works right in this establishment. Is this the fourthhuh
Yea, seems to be true cos its about 3 suspected case as i was told by a friend at thr refinery this morning.
Dangote is busy shipping in Indians into Nigeria, imagin an assistant pipe fitter, dont we have competent pipe fitters in Nigeria?
HealthRe: Third Coronavirus Case Confirmed In Lagos by Rhesusmonkey(m): 10:57am On Mar 17, 2020
A suspected case at the Dangote refinery site in Lagos, and Indian who just came in last week.
SportsRe: Coronavirus: Premier League And EFL Suspended Until 3rd April by Rhesusmonkey(m):
Nawa ooo, we fans will really miss football oo

whereas in my own country, Dangote is still busy bringing in more Indians to his Refinery project site on daily basis.... And nobody can do jack about it.
While India govt being so wise had to make exceptions for project/employment visas knowing fully well what is obtainable in countries like Nigeria with idiotic leaders.

HealthRe: Prevent Coronavirus From Getting To Nigeria - Senate Says FG Not Doing Enough by Rhesusmonkey(m): 5:06pm On Feb 27, 2020
tsephanyah:
The lagoons cures Covid19 all is good in this part of the world.... We defeated Ebola talkless of Covid19. The Federal government av the best contingency plan against Covid19. And is very classified. That's all I can say
You sound too daft for my liking, no offense pls.
BusinessRe: Dangote Commences Pre-testing Of $2bn Fertilizer Plant Ahead Of Inauguration by Rhesusmonkey(op): 9:52pm On Feb 26, 2020
LagosWahala:
Wey your own schedule?

Appreciate and don't hate what you can't do
lol, he didnt say anything bad, actually they are behind schedule, even dangote himself knows that, hoping they start production asap
BusinessRe: Dangote Commences Pre-testing Of $2bn Fertilizer Plant Ahead Of Inauguration by Rhesusmonkey(op): 9:49pm On Feb 26, 2020
engrobidigbo:
I salute the feat of Dangote with this project but for the sake of telling the truth, this fertilizer plant ain't nowhere near the largest fertilizer complex in Nigeria even in the world. Indorama Eleme Fertilizer And Chemicals Ltd is bigger than Dangote fertilizer Ltd with about 500MTPD extra capacity. Indorama fertilizer produces 4000MTPD and the 2nd train of same capacity is already under pre-commissioning and shall start commercial production in December 2020. Dangote fertilizer has 2 trains of 3750MTPD each.
hmmmm......... nice competition for dangote in this sector.
BusinessRe: Dangote Commences Pre-testing Of $2bn Fertilizer Plant Ahead Of Inauguration by Rhesusmonkey(op): 9:07pm On Feb 26, 2020
Lalasticlala, pls coman see snake
BusinessDangote Commences Pre-testing Of $2bn Fertilizer Plant Ahead Of Inauguration by Rhesusmonkey(op): 8:58pm On Feb 26, 2020
Dangote Fertilizer Limited has begun countdown to the inauguration of its $2 billion Granulated Urea Fertilizer complex, with several critical sections of the plant going through various stages of pre-commissioning and test-run.

With a capacity of three million tonnes per annum, the plant complex located in the Dangote Free Zone, has been classified as the biggest project in the entire fertilizer industry history in the world.

Saipem of Italy is the Engineering, Procurement and Supervision (EP) Contractor for the project, while Tata Consulting Engineers, India, is the Project Management Consultants (PMC).

According to a statement yesterday by the company, virtually all the section of the plant such as Central Control Room, Ammonia and Urea Bulk Storage, Cooling Tower, Power Generator Plant, Granulation Plant, have been completed and are going through pre-testing.
Already, Dangote Fertilizer has started receiving gas supply from the Nigerian Gas Company (NGC) and Chevron Nigeria Limited (CNL) under the Gas Sale and Purchase Agreement to supply 70 million standard cubic feet per day (Scf/d) of natural gas to Dangote Fertilizer Limited.

The statement added that the project, which will create thousands of direct and indirect jobs in construction and related fields, will provide a major boost to the agricultural sector by significantly reducing the importation of fertilizer in Nigeria and ultimately removing the need for imports when the plant is in full production.

The Group Executive Director, Strategy, Portfolio Development and Capital Projects, Dangote Industries Limited, Mr. Devakumar Edwin, said Nigeria would be able to save $500 million from import substitution and provide $400 million from exports of products from the fertiliser plant.
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2020/02/26/dangote-commences-pre-testing-of-2bn-fertilizer-plant-ahead-of-inauguration/

PoliticsRe: Fayose: I Have No Intention Of Joining ‘Coronavirus Infected’ APC by Rhesusmonkey(m): 10:05pm On Feb 21, 2020
Sirjamo:
Even if you join them, you would have moved from living room to the master bedroom within the same house!!!

The difference between APC and PDP is Buhari and Osinbajo!!!
lol, is this now the new song and way forward??
I thought APC is the best thing to have happened to Nigeria since independence.
Nairaland GeneralNLNG Takes Final Investment Decision On $10bn Train 7 Project by Rhesusmonkey(op): 5:20pm On Dec 27, 2019
Shareholders of the Nigeria LNG Limited have taken the long-awaited final investment decision on the company’s Train 7 project.

The NLNG made the announcement on Friday via its Twitter handle.

The NLNG is jointly owned by the Federal Government, represented by the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (49 per cent), and three international oil companies, namely Shell (25.6 per cent), Total (15 per cent) and Eni (10.4 per cent).

The Train 7 project, which has been delayed for over 10 years, aims to increase the company’s production capacity from 22 metric tonnes per annum to about 30 MTPA, and will form part of the investment of over $10bn, including the upstream scope of the LNG value chain, according to the company.
The NNPC Group Managing Director, Mr. Mele Kyari, was quoted as saying, “We have decided to proceed with Train 7 project today.

“It is an important day. It is a show of confidence that investors can put money into this project.”

Again, Chairman, NLNG Board of Directors, Dr. Osobonye LongJohn, was quoted as saying, “We shall build more trains and increase Nigeria’s LNG capacity to match our peers around the world.”


https://punchng.com/breaking-nlng-takes-final-investment-decision-on-10bn-train-7-project/
CareerRe: How Lucrative Is TIG Welding In Nigeria? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 3:16pm On Dec 09, 2019
Okworigeorge:
NigerDock haven't employed for years now
Nigerdock wey don cast since, who wan give them better job after what they owed workers after Ofon project. if not for ship maintenance works which they do once in a while
CareerRe: How Lucrative Is TIG Welding In Nigeria? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 3:12pm On Dec 09, 2019
engrzico:
Dear Nairalanders,

I am almost rounding off my stick Welding course, but I want to continue with TIG welding (argon). Kindly advise if this is worth the time and resources...

Thank you.
nice path bro, combination welders are the bomb.
like someone said, its your escape route to Canada or Europe, or you better still warm up for Train 7 which is around the corner.
all the very best
RomanceRe: What Ended Your Previous Relationship? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 8:18pm On Oct 23, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
He cleared my account to the last penny that I couldn't even buy airtime again. Yes I made a mistake of giving him my ATM and pin.

Dude cleaned me. Thank God Sniper was very expensive for me cos I for off myself undecided
Hmm...........
Car TalkRe: Have You Seen This Innoson IVM 6857 Bus Before? (photos) by Rhesusmonkey(m): 8:17am On Oct 21, 2019
kingreign:
Plastic is poor quality grade, Poor paint job. The vehicles didn't go thru electrobath process and as such the paint flakes and breaks off in large chunk leaving bare thin sheet metal which starts to oxidize in presence of moisture and form rusts.

I have been opportune to commute in this bus a number of time, they're usually parked around Federal Secretariat car park complex and ministries car park so I know them very well. In fact a lot of organizations had to respray their own units again.


To all those insulting. You are all referring that insult and curses to your parents and yourselves and your unborn generations.
I like your criticisms cos they are very mature and constructive but you wan come fall Hand with your last paragraph, it was really not necessary.
PoliticsRe: The Cars Yahaya Bello Wants To Use For Campaign (Photos) by Rhesusmonkey(m): 9:46pm On Oct 18, 2019
NgeneUkwenu:
The same way Ikpeazu and Otorm which you spend your entire life defending online also made life hell for Abians and Benue...

Hypocrite!
oga must your life cycle be all about defending politicians? so do we justify a bad act done by MR B because it was done by Mr A, cant you guys just criticize constructively and call a spade a spade.
must or always be,about Pdp and,Apc?
i now know that we have both pdp and,apc paid agents here.
PoliticsRe: Ahmad Lawan ‘Gets’ 26 FIRS Slots - Daily Trust by Rhesusmonkey(m): 9:23am On Oct 18, 2019
lol, and some people here wey never see complete 2 meals a day are busy killing themselves over these guys. hope they gave the nairaland suya guy slot too.
SportsRe: Schweinsteiger & Bale... 9 Modern Stars Who Made Career Playing Out Of Position by Rhesusmonkey(m): 11:40am On Oct 12, 2019
bros dem plenty na, Michael Essien, james milner, Alan Smith started as a striker and ended in defensive midfield role , John oshea who has played almost all positions even goal keeping.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Leaving Church With Girlfriend, Georgina Rodriguez (Photos) by Rhesusmonkey(m): 10:19pm On Oct 07, 2019
SEGLIZ:
listen to yourself, you Rome not Nigeria.
does this saying ring bell to you "when you are in Rome behave like a Roman", when you are in Nigeria behave like a Nigerian.
we keep wanting to be like the west. if west beat up their parents the next is, "why can't we do same in Nigeria?"
let's try be ourself for the west to copy.
and yet you copied their religion, why cant you practice your African traditional religion.
EducationRe: Graduate Sues University, Gets £60K Over 'Useless' Degree In England by Rhesusmonkey(m): 7:26pm On Jun 03, 2019
shammahyaro:
I wish I could sue my university too.
what did you study, food education?
PoliticsRe: Patience Ifediora Becomes First African Female Sheriff Of Nottingham by Rhesusmonkey(m): 7:30pm On May 21, 2019
Lovelyn451:
jee nolu ana
The statement "igbo amaka" is uncalled for but lemme quickly say this.
Nne imaka!
RomanceRe: Guys Post Your Picture And Location To Get A Lady by Rhesusmonkey(m): 9:30pm On Apr 02, 2019
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Lol... This is the romance section. Go to the business section and get tips on what will help u survive
.
OK, thanks ma'am.
RomanceRe: Guys Post Your Picture And Location To Get A Lady by Rhesusmonkey(m): 10:06pm On Apr 01, 2019
BETPAWA:
Makurdi Benue.
wicked!!

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