Ask our presido about hiring, he prefers stupidity over competence, he is the type tgat will hire a taxi driver to fly a jet so far as he is loyal, and you all can see how wonderful the country is..

KingZaddy:
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Boko Haram distributed package?
Abeg whoever cast that news no sabi lie...

Everyone fears Boko and they know it, except they shared the package amongst themselves...


By the way, the government is deliberately living Boko Haram alive because all it takes to end Boko Haram is just one or two air strikes in their base...

Go and watch the video clip when boko boys released some dapchi girls and see how the indigenes were cheering and hailing them, then come back and edit your comment about everyone fearing Bokoharam.
NA are the ones lying here, but one day, water go pass garri and these boko guys might have conquered more territories than we can imagine and even bringing the fight to our door steps

Tolexander:
FFK is so foolish thathe could score a brace of Bianca Onoh and Precious Chikwendu

Oga I expected you to be way smarter than this..
The fool you quoted is one of the agents of division in this nation. I dont want to go tribal but if you had checked well, you would have known that he is a fulani guy.

Romanoff:
Imagine being asked to pack out of a house whose rent you're contributing to.

Wisdom Wisdom Wisdom.

Which stupid wisdom, why is it that ladies of this generation always planning the end before even starting the marriage, see the kind thing you dey imagine, kwantinu
If you are marrying to a guy and be hoping to be chased out somebody, then why not remain in your Father's house or become a baby mama. Some of you dont just know what marriage is all about

Who else noticed that this SERAP is as useless as the P in the word "psychology" always suing and issuing ultimatums all the time yet nothing to show for it........

English media and their way of overhyping English footballers. If Son Heung min was an English guy doing all these exploits, we for never hear word till now. I remember some time in a world cup qualifier where Theo Walcot scored hatrick against croatia or so, we no hear word till they use hyping kill the young lad career.

Thank you our darling Zaddy for always giving listening ears to every one despite his ear problems, and for striving hard to make one naira to $1 despite how far the national enemies have gone in making $1 dollar to 470 naira.
We will keep trusting you till we are tired of being senseless.

Thank you Mr President, our precious darling daddy for being considerate and always being there for we the masses, So passionate about the masses just like his cows. I now enjoy 20 hours light daily for far lesser amount. I just cant imagine how this country would have been without you.
Even if the tariff is increased by 100%, I will still vote you again and again unless i chose to have sense.

kingeze88:
I'm married with 2 kids, a boy, and a girl but I trust my wife that is why I have never thought of anything like a DNA test, I didn't do the blood group of my kids to know if they carried my blood group because I know my wife will never bring another man's kids for me. My wife do tell me what's happening at her office, how some of her colleagues are dating their bosses in the office.





When I saw DNA trending on Twitter, I clicked on it where I read the sad news of Mr. Tunde Thomas who died after he discovered that the two kids he thought he was their biological father belong to his Wife's boss, Mr. Adam Nuru of FCMB Bank.

I couldn't sleep that night, I concluded that the next for me is to do the DNA test for my two kids to confirm that I'm their biological father.

Immediately my wife left Home today, thank God schools have closed till further notice, I took my kids to our family hospital to run a DNA test, and the Doctor told me the results will be ready tomorrow.



When my wife arrived this evening, I told her that, the DNA results of our kids will be ready tomorrow.




My wife told me that immediately I bring the results home tomorrow and the results confirmed that I'm their biological father, she will leave my house immediately.

Please, Should I tell her I'm just joking or wait for the DNA result

Linus Mba Mohamed. You did the test this morning and your wife already returned home this evening by 2pm. Some niggas are too daft to be smart.

Those of you applauding the OP, if it were to be the other way round, would you have believed the story?? Just asking though, but one thing is sure.. Religion in Nigeria makes people keep their brains in sleeping mode.

Funny

Nawa ooo, all this onions on to this small rat, bros onions no cost reach your end?

excel101:
My bro, the renumeration would determine that.

Remuneration, not renumeration.
No offence, just thank me later.

Horlarosebikan:

if you're in Lagos go to trade faire, ask for GL you will see ring there but not original gold, God will bless your union

What of in a place like Alaba international??

Short man Chris Uba trying to kidnap another short man Chris Ngige.
The Igwe Mbaukwu, my type of niggar, and a one time Julius Berger board member.
No wonder Ngige built the road from Awka through Mbaukwu.

Confused overfed pig, so we should applaud pick pockets and pat them on the back because they are from southern Nigeria. How will Nigeria ever get it right with this mindset, encouraging and exonerating a thief cos he is from your region.

Last pix looks like phyno for face, tho head looks like that of young6

Erudite202:
Another billboard top movie this week...��

In this era of digitalisation, one ought to be careful of what he/she says or does. Oshiomole and Ize Iyamu are now caught in their own web.

Even with all these, dont be surprised if he wins, cos politics in Nigeria is mostly upside down

Lol, he was so shocked that he got excited.
For the idiots killing themselves for pdp and apc, I pray for mighty sense to fall on you guys speedily before its too late.

candyguyofficia:
Because of #270, 000 gain he lost #1, 000,000. If only he had used the money for business or if he was that lazy he would have just deposited the money as fixed deposit in the bank atleast the money will appreciate in value before he think what to use the money for.

Common sense is not common.

Or even invesr with MBA forex,

If true, then its the best thing Lai Mohamed has done since his life time, and a commendable one I must say.

Lalasticlala, snakes are going into extinction

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright




Ogbeni must government subsidies every fuckkking areas of our life

We nor just want pay for anything for this country

Story, the ones that have been paying, what did they get.
I once worked in a firm where my tax was above 60k( which is more than 8 Level10 tax deductions in civil service), so lets assume i have been paying for 8 persons out there who aint paying tax to govt, yet we provide ourselves light, road, water, security by paying vigilante groups, etc and still being opprressed by the same govt

EmekaBlue:
It is not all these ones u r saying.

If God have appointed u will be the CEO
if you like be a gateman man b4

One of the highest fallacies so far.
Go and fold your legs and be sleeping from morning till night as an already appointed CEO from God.

Lalasticlala, do i need to add snake to make it front page worthy??

Of a truth, the country Nigeria has killed many dreams

Z-600: Buried Dreams: Engr Ezekiel Izuogu is dead

A very known, respected and renowned Scientist and Inventor, Engr.Dr.Ezekiel Izuogu, from Ideato North LGA of Imo State is dead.

According to family sources, African foremost Car inventor and manufacturer died early today, July 18th, 2020.

In 1997, a brilliant Igbo Electrical Engineer and Lecturer at the Federal polytechnic Nekede, Dr. Ezekiel Izuogu designed and developed the Izuogu Z-600, the first African indigenous manufactured car.

The car was described by the BBC as ‘ the African dream machine as 90% of its parts were sourced locally. At a projected sales cost of 2000 dollars, it would have taken the world by storm and become the cheapest and most affordable car on earth. With mass production planned under Izogu Motors plant in Naze owerri, the prospects of an industrial revolution in Igbo land and Nigeria, was in the making.

The car was equipped with a self made 1.8L four cylinder engine that got 18mpg and allowed the car to achieve a top speed of 140 km/h. Front Wheel Drive (FWD) was chosen over Rear Wheel Drive (RWD) because a transmission tunnel, which RWD would require, would be more expensive to fabricate.

So 90% of the car’s components were made locally. General Sani Abacha set up a 12 man panel of inquiry made up of professionals to ascertain the road worthiness and authenticity of the car and after several days of probing, the committee gave Dr. Izuogu’s car a clean bill of health, recommending that some of the bumps on the body of the car be smoothened. It is worthy to note that this was five years before India built their first car known as the Indi.

At a well organized unveiling ceremony which had General Abacha represented by Oladipo Diya, over 20 foreign ambassadors and thousands of people in attendance, the federal government promised a grant of 235 million naira to Dr. Izuogu.

An excited Dr. Izuogu is still waiting for that grant till today. No dime was released to him. In 2006, the government of South Africa invited Dr. Izuogu to do a presentation about the car in the presence of several world class engineers. Being impressed with his presentation, they invited him to come and set up a plant in South Africa and begin the production of the car.

Dr. Izuogu reluctantly agreed, though he wasn’t happy that the benefits of employment generation will be lost on the locals of Naze and the Nigerian human resources environment. On Saturday, the 11th of March 2006, at about 2.00 a.m, a total of about 12 heavily armed men broke into Dr. Izogu’s factory in Naze and carted away various machines and tools including the design history notebook of Z-600, the design file Z-MASS, containing the design history for mass production of Z-600 car, and the moulds for various parts of the car.

According to Dr. Izuogu:

“It seems that the target of this robbery is to stop the efforts we are making to mass-produce the first ever locally made car in Africa. Other items stolen included locally produced timing wheel, locally produced camshaft, locally produced crankshaft, locally produced engine tappets, all 20 pieces each

Also stolen were ten pieces of locally produced Z-600 engine blocks, ten pieces of locally produced pistons, four pieces of engine block mounds, four pieces of top engine block moulds, ten pieces of engine fly wheel and two pieces each of rear car and front mudguard moulds.”The inventor regretted that not only did they lose over one N1 billion in monetary terms, but also time (about 10 years) and the energy it took to design and produce the moulds. “To worsen the matter, our design notebook was also stolen,” he stated.

He regarded the incident as a national economic disaster because the nation had lost a technological and intellectual property. This Press was quiet about this story. The set back and governments attitude frustrated Izuogu and his dream died.

Factshunter:


Alright.

I know the angle you are going which i cant go so low with you but my question is..
Does it mean all these tribal warlords on nairaland don't read, are you guys this daft that you can't just read a simple write up??
Check all their comments and you will know that none of them even read more than a line of the write up,
Leaders of tomorrow with empty dusty brains.

I give up!!!!