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RomanceRe: Guys Post Your Picture And Location To Get A Lady by Rhesusmonkey(m): 10:02pm On Apr 01, 2019
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Guys b complaining about no pm. You guys should post your pictures like it's hot so u get a pm. No time
will pm help anyone survive the upcoming next level?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Urgent by Rhesusmonkey(m):
agboghai:
Anyone with Mechanical piping & welding experience in Process Plants? Do you have AWS/CSWIP 3.1? Send your CV to Jude.AKPAN@saipem.com asap. Deadline 28th February, 2019.
quite unfortunate I saw this very late.
will appreciate more of such posts.
Thanks
Car TalkRe: Clean 2001 Volvo S40 For Sale by Rhesusmonkey(op): 6:19pm On Jan 21, 2019
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Car TalkClean 2001 Volvo S40 For Sale by Rhesusmonkey(op):
Clean Naija used 2001 Volvo S40 for sale at 650k, negotiable.
SportsRe: Efe, Steven and Bright Sodje Jailed For Fraud by Rhesusmonkey(m): 6:06pm On Jan 21, 2019
Lol, match fixing and own goals
AutosRe: Clean 2001 Volvo S40 For Sale by Rhesusmonkey(op):
More pictures
AutosClean 2001 Volvo S40 For Sale by Rhesusmonkey(op):
Clean 2001 Volvo S40 for sale, 680k negotiable.
PoliticsRe: Plateau Killings: Questions Fayose Is Asking Buhari On Attacks by Rhesusmonkey(m): 6:51pm On Jun 27, 2018
GavelSlam:
Been busy.

I see how much energy you are putting on this issue.

You obviously don't like this being pinned on Jonathan despite the fact that similar killings occurred under his watch and even more curious that they made him their patron whilst it occurred.

But quickly you want to condemn another President for the same occcurence simply because he's of the same tribe.

Think what It makes of you.
Holy fu*ck!!!! see reasoning of the highest order!!!
So because it happened under Gej justifies it happening under Pmb and will continue to justify subsequent happenings of such under subsequent presidents to come. Oga we are talking of people's loved ones dying in scores and u are here calling Gej.
Bros seriously must life be about Gej and Pmbhuh Gej was sent home cos of his incompetence and d way he handled security issues especially d chibok saga, and Pmb was voted cos d nation needed someone 2 correct all dis issues but instead we are seeing worst under dis govt and yet u deem it fit to justify this acthuh Not even a single arrest made despite all d killings so far and u want me to clap for Pmb and giv him a pat on d headhuh
Bros with dis mentality of urs, i totally giv up!!!!
PoliticsRe: Plateau Killings: Questions Fayose Is Asking Buhari On Attacks by Rhesusmonkey(m): 5:50pm On Jun 27, 2018
GavelSlam:

My post is a reference.

You cannot give someone a name without evidence.

I have evidence of Jonathan's link to Fulani Herdsmen which I have provided.

If you have contratry evidence provide it.
Ok if what u said is true, whose duty is it to bring d pepetrators to book and put an end to dis evil? who is the president of Nigeria?? Am I the one 2 investigate and arrest GEJ if he is really dia sponsorhuh Bros i still neva get ur point on dis matter.
Bros we no wan knw dia sponsor, all we need is Pmb shud grow some balls and act like the president by arresting whoever is found wanting or then it will be obvious that he is really in support of dis evil act or might even be dia sponsor.
PoliticsRe: Plateau Killings: Questions Fayose Is Asking Buhari On Attacks by Rhesusmonkey(m): 5:33pm On Jun 27, 2018
GavelSlam:
Miyetti Allah Kautal Hore.
bros ur own na to dey post dis rubbish pix upandan, how old are u self?? are u so insensitive that u turn everything into politics?? ok, even if GEJ is d so called grand patron, is it nt d duty of d president to investigate him and root out the evil pepetrators?? while must u always behave like a demented goathuh Did Gej sleep with your wife that u won't lets us be if u don't mention his name?? what is preventing buhari from arresting Gej if actually he is the patron and sponsor of miyetti allah? what is actually ur problem? Or need i remind you again the duties of the president??
We are talking about holding someone accountable to his duties as a president to protect properties and lives of its citizens and one paid clown is uploading nonsense upandan and masturbating over GEj. Idiat!!!
PoliticsRe: Plateau Killings: Questions Fayose Is Asking Buhari On Attacks by Rhesusmonkey(m): 5:20pm On Jun 27, 2018
Belluchii:
This Fayose is at it again, he takes everything as joke, i don't know why he uses every opportunity to hit on the government. he is acting as if he has the interest of this country at heart. its glaring that he is just happy that this has happened, at least he has seen something to attack with, he is so heartless, using a very terrible situation to pursue a career. I don't know why he is judging, he should focus on his state and let the FG do their job. He was not the one who advice the FG when they introduced operations across the country that comes out successful, he should stop making people have a negative impression about the Government[color=#990000][/color]
don't wori, d next killing by d killer herdsmen will start from your door step to the whole of your village so that u will have a feel of what it tastes like. akwiya!!!
CelebritiesRe: Meet Marsha Elle, A Leg Amputee Model by Rhesusmonkey(m):
mehn, person wey complete no sabi wetin God do for am. she is cute btw.

On a lighter note, a joke to spice up your day.

A graduate of zoology from a Nigerian university was having difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspaper for a job at a zoo. In the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla which had been tourists' attraction had died so they needed someone to dress up and pretend to be like a gorilla. The graduate was embarrassed, but since the salary was ok, he accepted the job. The first day, he put on the gorilla skin and entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beating his chest and roaring like a gorilla. The next day, he put on the gorilla skin and started moving around the zoo again and mistakenly entered another cage where he found himself staring at a lion. The lion roared and rushed towards him. The scared graduate quickly forgot that he was a gorilla and started shouting like a human, "Help! Help!" The lion leaped on him, knocked him to the ground and whispered in his ear, "Victor, it's me Godwin, your course mate. Shut up or we'll both lose our jobs. grin grin
CareerRe: What Odd Job Did You Do On Your Way To Success? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 7:26pm On May 16, 2018
Fidelismaria:
5mill?

shocked shocked

I'm interested in sport betting

Make I pm you?
lol, bros sport betting no gud ooo, tho mine was luck.
PoliticsRe: Police IG Idris Unable To Read His Speech In Kano (Embarrassing Video) by Rhesusmonkey(m): 6:34pm On May 16, 2018
deomelo:
lol @ another meaningless ipob headache.


Suffer head villagers...
See as shame dey catch me on ur behalf, evrything is now politics to u that u don't know when a situation calls for serious concern.
CareerRe: What Odd Job Did You Do On Your Way To Success? by Rhesusmonkey(m):
nothing
CelebritiesRe: Meet MC Warriboy, Unizik Finest Comedian (Photos) by Rhesusmonkey(m): 12:52pm On May 05, 2018
Aieboocaar:
Unizik finest comedian?? undecided

if only you met MC Koriano, Angel Gabriel and Parrot mouth i swear you go know say you still dey learn work grin
Lol, I remember Parrot Mouth then at perm site, during the days of sky walkerz. good old days of unizik
CelebritiesRe: Sophia Momodu's Friend, Adunola, Reacts To Davido’s Porsche For Chioma by Rhesusmonkey(m): 1:26pm On May 02, 2018
rheether:
Afonja and negative vibes.
Madam wetin cosign afonja for this matter now, allow ur brain to be a bit proportional to your beauty. no harm intended.
PoliticsRe: COAS Buratai Pictured Testing His Physical Fitness At NA Obstacle Course(photos by Rhesusmonkey(m): 1:10pm On May 02, 2018
princeadams11:
It's not burata's nor the army's responsibilities to fight heardsmens. Go and check your constitution and know decision of duties.
yea you are right, its there duty to fight armless ipod yoots. Nonsense and buratai!!
TV/MoviesRe: #BBNaija: Miracle And Nina Kiss & Romance In The Shower (Photos) by Rhesusmonkey(m): 9:36am On Jan 30, 2018
nawa oo, seems like APC is the one sponsoring this bbnaija dis time around, cos the way its taking our attention, nobody go know when Buhari and co go sell Nigeria give china grin grin
BusinessRe: Egina FPSO: Nigeria's Biggest Oil Producing Vessel Arrives Lagos From South Kore by Rhesusmonkey(m): 10:02am On Jan 26, 2018
Pls will it reduce the price of fuel to #87?? if No, then they should take it back to where its coming from.
PoliticsRe: Lawal Kaita Is Dead (Photo) by Rhesusmonkey(m): 9:32am On Jan 03, 2018
but no b dis same guy said the north will make Nigeria ungovernable for Gej, anyways Rip.
PoliticsRe: 2019: Buhari Reappoints Amaechi Campaign DG by Rhesusmonkey(m): 8:29am On Jan 03, 2018
igbodefender:
You are a wise Igbo and great patriot. A Noah of this generation. Well done for seeing the Light.
Sarrki spotted, its very very obvious, creating accounts upandan just to asslick polithiefcians.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Appointments: Death Toll Rises To Eight by Rhesusmonkey(m): 11:12am On Dec 31, 2017
I will vote for buhari in 2019 as a pay back to those i warned in 2015. una think say na only una wicked, this is just the beginning. sai baba till 2023.
Music/RadioRe: A thread for acoustic guitarist: beginners,amateurs and professionals by Rhesusmonkey(m): 12:07pm On Dec 12, 2017
Nastydroid:
check the music stores at ojuelegba or ask this guy +2349094795498
ok, tnx bro........ will follow dis thread bumperly wen i finally get it
Music/RadioRe: Guitarist Blast Zone! (lead/bass/acoustic) by Rhesusmonkey(m): 10:39pm On Dec 11, 2017
DeadRat:
we Have Bass Guitar With Headset and Bluetooth Connected. You Can Use It For Rehearsals Quietly... Its Quite Expensive 80k above
ok, tnx boss
Music/RadioRe: A thread for acoustic guitarist: beginners,amateurs and professionals by Rhesusmonkey(m): 7:57pm On Dec 11, 2017
Nastydroid:
people just dy view this thread dem no drop posts
pls where can i get an acoustic bass guitar in lagos and whats the likely price range
Music/RadioRe: Guitarist Blast Zone! (lead/bass/acoustic) by Rhesusmonkey(m): 7:52pm On Dec 11, 2017
DeadRat:
I Am A Bass Guitarist And Drummer... I Would Like All Guitarists To Come In Here Lets teach Ourselves... I Will Be Droppin Chords for Songs Here...
pls is there really a kind of smaller and manual bass guitar that can be used for learning? if yes, where can i get it in lagos and whats the price range.
Nairaland GeneralRe: End Time Building!! by Rhesusmonkey(op): 8:02am On Dec 02, 2017
marshalldgreat:
Haba na competition?
lol, this is real competition
Nairaland GeneralEnd Time Building!! by Rhesusmonkey(op): 9:54pm On Dec 01, 2017
if the pix below is real, then i pity the building. if with all these all evil and poverty are still rampant in Nigeria, then indeed we are in endtime.

PhonesRe: 9mobile Is Up For Sale - Who Do You Think Would Buy It? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 7:55am On Nov 25, 2017
AnodaIT:
Dangote is picking this one as far as Naija is concerned
I tot dangote says he is nt interested in telecomunication so hw com he is showing interest, he shud kukuma buy the whole of Nigeria. he just delved into road construction and i can see how wonderfully confused his company is as they handle the 2km Apapa wharf road.
You cant just be a jack of all trades and still master them all.
CrimeRe: Items Recovered From Don Wanny's Mansion In Rivers State (Photos) by Rhesusmonkey(m): 10:20pm On Nov 20, 2017
Israeljones:
I think Buhari needs to be re-elected.....
There are still people like this in the hiding and it is only this type of government who doesnt asslick all this men from the underworld can fish them all out........
Gej might be a good man but i dont think he got the guts....
yea, Just like the way he is full of guts in fishing out fulani millitants maiming and killing people all over d country.
bros dis is Nigeria, just as gej shielded some of dis men, same way pmb is shielding d fulani herdsmen despite their atrocities being so obvious, and btw he is a grand patron of miyetti allah.
RomanceRe: The Finest Dude On Nairaland, Post Your Picture Here by Rhesusmonkey(m): 8:57pm On Nov 20, 2017
In this mnth of Nov, i wish u 11th hr sense, at op. am in my houz, com and beat me.

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