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platinumnk:
nooooooooooooooi no be 419    abeg get 10  friends to vote, not too hard

Am sorry the only way I know is the Phi Di Phi way. . . Am sorry but that is the winning method although it is rough. . . Hehehehe. . hehehe. . . Phi Di Phi. . Share the money!!

platinumnk:
no he wont, he has a while to go, Ive seen chubbier kids


@rhymes, why not take down the pic and rename it properly, shrink it and repost.
Its hard to speak corrrectly when u have a pic with a very  offensive label.

Oook.

@topic- Try real hard to introduce healthier foods, make them intresting, and take him out on walks daily to keep his mind off food. but the parents are the problem. Its not abour limiting the food, its about what they eat. the guy could eat tons of salad and no gain a pound but pounds of rice and look like humpty

[/quote]U know I have recommended this to the mum several time but she just wont listen. . .

Its hard, you have to try. Engage in activites that will keep himactive. And Im taking hes the rare ones in 9ja that has a slow metabolosm. Because when i came the village kids ate 3x as me in one sitting and yet as thin as a pencil.

U kinda describing my eating habit,I eat a lot(but not junk anyway) but am yet to come any close to being called plump let alone fat.That's because I make sure if I must eat it,it had better not be junk,that's my health routine and that is what am trying to introduce to the kid.The kid doesn't eat junk though but he eats too much carbohydrate and sugary stuff.

So they need to change diets asap. This size is never ever good for a child and he has the likelyhood of devloping diabtes.

God no go gree OC and his parents are too sweet to ve that kinda problem. . Amen!

Try buttering up the parents so they will allow him to stay the summer with you, so you can shapen him  up, because as long as he stays in that house, his situation will only get worse. 
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I doubt they will allow that besidez next yr I have plans to relocate to some other place with my bro.

platinumnk:
You know I love u Debo, Im having sooo much fun here   

don't get carried away by Mr Debo's siwit mouth. . . i was planning to helep U snatch some boxes and cause katakata at polling Units where they aint voting for U. . .U know the Phi Di Phi style!

platinumnk:

Give me 10 ID's you get your pic . .  .free of charge

hmmm. . . .ok then give me time to dig up my archives lemme see what I can do. . . .hehehehe. . Hey hope Mr Debosky aint seeing this backstage arrangements. . . Phi Di Phi. . . (Share the Moni!)

platinumnk:
[size=18pt]I will upload an exclusive PIC     no one EVER seen before if 10 more different people post here that they have Voted[/size]
I promise


So Call your friends


Vote Plat

hahahahaha. . . What an evil genius. . . U sure know how to keep the votes coming.Would ve voted for either U or Amaka coz U guyz make NL romance section a bit lively esp with the drama. . . But sadly rhymz is not into this voting thingy. . . Although I could help U snatch some ballot boxes here and there or compel voters to vote for U with a baseball bat sizing up their head and me whispering with a husky voice, "vote plat or. . ." into their ears. . Lol. . . What do U fink. . . Free & fair

dominique:
the boy is not fat, he's morbidly obese
i totally blame the parents for letting the boy get to that stage. even if they're not educated, they should know its not healthy to to be this fat. instead they indulged him and watch him become obese. cases like his usually gets surgically treated (gastric by-pass and/or liposuction) cos his metabolism would have slowed down to the extent that diet and exercise may not get him very far. good luck to him and his folks.

so basically U re saying putting him on diet and exercise may not work for him due to a slow metabolism occassioned by the obesity?
Remember i said doctors had told the mum that at 7yrs it will be risky for him to undergo any surgery in this regard.I don't know if U re a medical practioner but don't U think liposuction is a dangerous procedure for any kid?I got to know about that procedure after the death of stella Obasanjo. Even at that,at what age do U think he might be fit to do any surgery if it comes to that?And thanx for your candid suggestions.

@sweetpie,u re right though that is why i created thread.so instead spelling doom for the kid,why not proffer solutionz.

@Sweetpie
God forbid abeg!
He will live to see the glory of the lord in his life.

@Amaka
I also kinda see Ur point and I honestly respect it but I do not neccessarily share Ur views about the picture.While U think the picture is offensive,I don't see it that way.Besides,U or anyone on this forum do not know me or the said Kid,infact I like him more than anyone on this thread and that is why I ve decided to look beyond sentiments and insults to creat this thread.
I regret the tittle below the picture,like I said before,I got it like that from another neighbor's kid's phone. But I will advise that U look past Ur sentiments and feelings

@H20
Thank God U see the urgency of the situation,I ve spent a better part of this thread explaining the picture to ppl who ve intentionally decided to prick holes than make meaningful contributions.It is understable if some ppl re fat and hate to be told to do sth abt it but to trivialize it and talk about jejune issues is just plain dumb.
I ve known this kid from birth & I have emotionally stood aloof and watched him go from healthy to unhealthy. I didn't realize the enormity of this kid's situation until we went out yday. . . At every place we went,elderly ppl commented on the kid's health and asked me to tell his mum to do sth about his size.My aunty was one of those who really showed geniune concerne when we went to her house.As usual,her kidz eventually came to like him even after stairring at him in surprise at the first sight of him.She suggested a regimen and even offered to see his mum cos according to my aunt,one of her brothers(my uncle) was also fat like Osita when he was small but with strict adherence to recommended regimen,he lost weight as he grew up and today he's better for it.What I find curious in oc's case is the utter neglect by his parents to curtail it,they attach too much emotions to solving the problem.Being Nice won't solve the problem, that is what a lot of ppl fail to understand. . . Like I said before,he is like my kid brother and I know how many times I ve had to fight off kidz taunting him coz of his size.However,I know the reality is that he will have to reduce.But how to go about it is what I think the parents do not know hence they resign to fate and that's why i created this thread,so I can get professional advice here not some silly childish tantrums. . .

Ebonyeyes:
He is not your kid so why are you posting his pic without his parents consent? In normal countries, they would have put your arse in jail and you would have become someones biatch if you dropped the soap .

maybe U should ask for the consent of the ownerz of those pictures Ur likez some times post in order to butress their point.
I don't know why the picture should be the subject when obviously the thread is talking about healthy living.Besidez,none of U knows the kid so why are U tooting Ur horns over nothing.
I posted the picture to show the enormity of what I was discussing. . .if U have nothing to say,just don't worry Urself posting hokus pokum.

Ebonyeyes:
He is not your kid so why are you posting his pic without his parents consent? In normal countries, they would have put your arse in jail and you would have become someones biatch if you dropped the soap .

maybe U should ask for the consent of the ownerz of those pictures Ur likez some times post in order to butress their point.
I don't know why the picture should be the subject when obviously the thread is talking about healthy living.Besidez,none of U knows the kid so why are U tooting Ur horns over nothing.
I posted the picture to show the enormity of what I was discussing. . .if U have nothing to say,just don't worry Urself posting hokus pokum.

As far as I am concerned I have no explanation to give to all these self appointed psuedo moralists.This is the health section and I am talking health.If anybody wan quote law make im go politics section and the ones way wan preach make una go religious section.
U guyz are so quick to point out the unsuitability of the picture but there is a thread on NL where U guyz re allowed to post nu.de picturez of celebrity po.rnstarz.I am yet to see an avalenche of condemnation from all U these pretenders and hypocrites.
It was because I didn't want derailers that's why I have the posts here in the health section where some real professionals can give professional advice and education not for some kids to uneccessarily criticize and talk shit. . .

that is the problem i alwayz have with nairalanderz u lots alwayz ve a way of derailing topics and discussing unimportant issues.OSITa is like my kid brother why will i want to deride him. . Scheew. . If i was out for derision do U Think i wil post it on the health section. . .I want ppl to give suggestions and educate otherz abt it not give me sermons.It is not a must dat every1 must commemt,obesity is an issue that pple attach emotionz to instead of finding solutions.

at amaka,I Didn't,that is how i got the pic from another neighbor's fone.

I hope U lots can now concentrate?

My neigbor Mrs Eke has four wonderful kidz,Izu,Ijeoma,Osita & Ifunanya.I love childrien,so I hang around these kids a lot.While I hang around these kidz at my spare time,I took a special interest in one the kidz,OSITA because of his very unsual size for his age.
Osita is 7 yrs old,big and very fat in a way that is not healthy,suffice it to say that Osita was suffering from obesity.Each time I was in their house,I always took my time to study his eating pattern & habits.I noticed that Osita ate just about everything and in a quantity that was obviously not normal for his age.I told the mum that Osita was not healthy the way he was & she needed to help him curtail his excessive eating habit,may be place him on a dietary regimen different from his siblings.The mum told me she had taken Osita to the hospital & the doc told her that he will eventually reduce as he grows and that he neither could withstand an operation or any vigorous exercise as his heart has not gotten the capacity to do so.Whether the doctors gave the mum a special regimen for Osita is yet to be seen by me,as Osita eats and drinks everything the other kids eat & drink.Some times when I restrain him from eating a particular food with others,he starts crying and the mum or dad allows him.
Yesterday,Osita & I went out,and mehn it was something else.Osita pulled a roar in virtually every street that we passed.Kids were just shouting "orobo" "fatty"yokozuna even elderly ppl didn't help matters as they threw funny and disgusting looks at the young boy,one even called him anaconda,it was terrible.However,in all of these,I noticed he remained calm,unruffled & unperturbed.He had learnt to take the derisions,the good,the bad & the ugly in his stride.While I watched his reaction,I asked him,"is this how they disturb U all the time? Does it bother you?" surprisingly he said no,he further said it used to bother him back in 2006 but now he is not.
When we got to my aunt's place,even though my aunt's kidz didn't react like the street kids,they kept stairring at him and sneaking a lil laugh here and there.My aunt came in and saw him,she was also a lil alarmed but handled it like an adult.She was so concerned,she offered advice on his eating habit and regimen.But we(he & I) had fun which waz why i took him out in the first place.
Later on when we got back home,I was contemplating whether to tell Mrs Eke what my aunt had advised because I know issues like this can be very sensitive & touchy.Finally,I did.When I blurted it out to her, as usual,she was on the defensive,she was like. . ."let them leave my son for me before they kill him for me". . . Mehn! That sharp response was enough to keep me shut.I didn't say anything again as I noticed she waz slightly annoyed.I don't blame her though cos I know she probably would ve tried many of the advices without results.
NLanders what do U think about this situation.

Mich biko stop holding brief for the niggi,yeah d guy in d profile pic is cute. .and so what?? The guy could be a yahoo boy for all we know.
Make Una no start to dey tear una xmas clothes for am,like sb else has just said let him present himself in another attire.

Mr Poster,
So what exactly is Ur point?
Are U by any chance looking for gfs or sth.Abi U think say if we see ya pic we go green? Na why U creat this thread make we for see say U be white boy with interest for black chickz. . .hehehehe. . .datz why I dey alwayz say white ppl weird. . .

Which one come be i am not a nigerian by birth wey every every just dey form. . . Hehehehe. . .me gon I am not a nigerian by birth,I waz born in Pluto. . .

blackasia:
IN NIGERIA ASIANS WILL  WIN A NIGERIAN IN LAW COURT, IN NIGERIA AN OUTSIDER WILL BE CONSIDERED, BUT LET NIGERIANS WIN A MEDAL IN ANY COUNTRY,PEOPLE WILL BE QUICK TO CALL US NAME
AS MUCH AS I HATE THINGS ABOUT 9JA,  THIS IS ONE OF THE THINGS U CANT TAKE AWAY FROM THEM LOVE FOR FOREIGNERS,  CONGRAT VAN

U re so correct.Ghanaians will never acknowledge nigerians in Ghana for things like dis. . Lai lai. . .instead they will rather go on a media campaign spree against us if such a thing should happen in Ghana.
Besidez,that Guy is just average,I ve seen some of his works,besides his good command of english Language and his very good looks,he is lacking in so many things.He doesn't know how to bring out emotions but he's picking up fast unlike his other ghanaian counterpart nadia,apia and co.Those ones re just fine faces, no real acting skills.I don't know the criteria that were used to judge him but am sure it's not based on skillz coz I can count up to 10 actorz with thesame Good lookz and command of english lang with way better acting skillz. . .any sha congrats to him sha

Hahahahaha. . .this censorship thingy meeehn! Na wetin come be "droppings mehn". . .so damn funny. . nl is fasj becoming a kiddy forum. .imagine!!

Thank Bros J for my way jare,wetin bible wielding xtian like me wan dey fear for wey I go dey do HIV test every yr na visa lottery? na ppl wey go ogbodo oyinbo go fine nwayi ocha for club,hopping 4rm club to club,even go their toilet go wait for them(chei umu naija unu eriele nshin) na dem go worry abt that kind thing.my advice to my homeboyz dem wey don spend close to 10yrz dere just they form "I wanna" sh!t mehn" and fake britico accent,unu la kpuo ulo ya wuru na unu enwe orun there. . . Hehehehe funny thread with funny nigerians. . .

No2atheism
It is a statement of fact. . .who doesn't know that Naeto C is Naetochukwu Chikwe one of the sons of the former aviation minister Kema Chikwe.It's stale news,ask anyone that is conversant with Naija music industry gossips they will tell U or better still google his bio.

your poverty striken parents are crying coz they wasted their life savings trying to make U a better person but U still turned out this way. . A bitter ol woman with a low self esteem,suffering 4rm paranoi venting her tribalistic delusions on the bandwidth of NL to feel important. . .facking genetic garbage with self esteem issues. .

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=368528.msg5155363#msg5155363 date=1261371523]were NL[/quote]id!ot u no get curse for mouth again abi nepa don take light for Ur brain. . Anuofia

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=368528.msg5155140#msg5155140 date=1261363892]anyone with as much bile and bitterness in their system as you, must definitely have the worst kind of stretch marks anyone can imagine.


As you're always so bitter, ugly and creepy, I'm quite sure the thing dey show for your face.

cowardly as well.[/quote]abegi shut up,no be when u don use cream bleach tire all mananer of skin disease come dey do U.u wan come dey generalize,wen u been dey use those cheap bleaching cream say dem no warn U.Abego jump in side lagun jor.when ppl with fine skin dey gist this coke and fanta mura4cka sef dey try belong.E mere ihu ka Otula enwe