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Thanx for Ur understanding ibkaye,at least everyone can understand Ur latest postings.
And by the way,U re right about what U said concerning the male and female insatiability. . .

Ibkye,eboyeye and co. . .pls I would like U guyz to write in clear and simple english we lot will understand and then make our own contributions.All these slangs U guyz re using are taking away the fun of the thread.Besidz,if U must use it,use the ones we can relate with,no be only una sabi use oyinbo slangs.Me gon i sabi warri slangz die and i fit choose to dey throw way too.Besidz U guyz re derailing the thread with alien discussions,if U want to talk abt personal discussions,U guyz can hook up via ur YIMs. . .make una no take am personal O,still one luv.

Na wa O! so Naeto C pupsi na im dey do dis kind of wuruwuru and katakata? Naeto C. . I say kini big deal to ya family.

deoz:
For me it is Christmas and new year. There is always love in d air during Christmas, and in my opinion, the new yr brings about a new beginning(at least 4 those that will stick by their new yr resolutions), as well as new hopes.

i danced yahooze when U said new yr resolution. . Bone that stuf biko e no dey work for me,it's absolute crap.Can U beliv I ve tried sticking to the shyt several times but it doesn't work 4 me.last yr I gave up on this new yr resolution thingy.I had resolved to shun sex and anything that will make me do it,then I went to church.When I came back,my street was in a celebration frenzy,pretty young siwit looking galz with jugz pointing north and yansh pointing south,God! Which kinda temptation be diz I said to myself.As if that was not bad enuf,just around 2 when thought d street carnival thing had climaxed,home boyz got crazy,rented a projector and used very loud speakerz and climaxed the already sexually charged atmosphere with blue films and stuf. . . Geeez my eyez popped out and already I and some of my friends(guyz and galz) where drinking ön the balcony of my house.When the whole carnival thingy got to dat lvl plus the sharks everyone had had,boyz and galz started misbehaving. . . Geeez I 4got my resolution and ate a gal up in ma rum. . . Needlez to say i was kinda angry at myself for spoiling d resolution but my candystick was happy for it. . . Hehehehe. . So me my xmas/new year's eve street carnival is ma best. . Lol

agabaI23:
There is a difference between stretch marks and cellulites. Stretch mark patterns  can be beautiful at times  . What is disgusting is cellulite. It makes the skin rough. Stretch marks are only lines in some cases

U re correct my guy,I just purposely wanted to tell that bigot,Tpia to shut the hell up. . Lol

But seriously,who in their right mind will go to any club be it in the UK,US or else where and expect to find a good gal or guy for a serious relationship that could lead to marriage.
U can only go to the club for two reasons,either to relax and catch fun or of course to find a quickie U can take home.If black gals re in delusions and believing to find the right guy there then dont be hating the black boyz for going after the white galz whom according to the testimonies here(i ve never been to the UK neither ve I dated a white gal) are forthcoming and mature with the way they handle the advances from black dudes. . . It is common sense. . . I can't compare but I know a lot of naija galz sabi form nonsense and unneccessary formings that can put one off.
Take for instance this case:I was at a party with a group of friends who all came with their galz,so in order to balance the equation one of the galz introduced me to one of her friends,we got talking and hooked up there.We danced,gist and even left the party to another friend's.After everything we pathed ways,however,i intentionally did not ask for her number coz I already had a gal who wasn't around at that time.So we just feigned indifference to asking for number exchange.After about a month or thereabout,I saw this same gal with another guy at a park(ABC transport park owerre)funny enuf, she saw me but pretended not to.Trust me, I walked up to them; exchange greetings with the guy and asked her if she didn't remember me,the !diot was trying to form and gave me a blank expression(as in. . . I don't remember U).Me wey be say my own no good,I explained further,"the guy at Tito's final yr bash","the one U danced with and even. . ." when she sensed I was up to her game and that I was ready to give raunchy details of when we got acquainted,she now went. . . Oh oh oh steven right? I didn't spend much time with the two of them before leaving them and thinking what an id!ot, trying to play ignorant with me as if we didn't 4ck. . . .scheeew.
That's what most guyz find annoying about our galz.

But seriously,who in their right mind will go to any club be it in the UK,US or else where and expect to find a good gal or guy for a serious relationship that could lead to marriage.
U can only go to the club for two reasons,either to relax and catch fun or of course to find a quickie U can take home.If black gals re in delusions and believing to find the right guy there then dont be hating the black boyz for going after the white galz whom according to the testimonies here(i ve never been to the UK neither ve I dated a white gal) are forthcoming and mature with the way they handle the advances from black dudes. . . It is common sense. . . I can't compare but I know a lot of naija galz sabi form nonsense and unneccessary formings that can put one off.
Take for instance this case:I was at a party with a group of friends who all came with their galz,so in order to balance the equation one of the galz introduced me to one of her friends,we got talking and hooked up there.We danced,gist and even left the party to another friend's.After everything we pathed ways,however,i intentionally did not ask for her number coz I already had a gal who wasn't around at that time.So we just feigned indifference to asking for number exchange.After about a month or thereabout,I saw this same gal with another guy at a park(ABC transport park owerre)funny enuf, she saw me but pretended not to.Trust me, I walked up to them; exchange greetings with the guy and asked her if she didn't remember me,the !diot was trying to form and gave me a blank expression(as in. . . I don't remember U).Me wey be say my own no good,I explained further,"the guy at Tito's final yr bash","the one U danced with and even. . ." when she sensed I was up to her game and that I was ready to give raunchy details of when we got acquainted,she now went. . . Oh oh oh steven right? I didn't spend much time with the two of them before leaving them and thinking what an id!ot, trying to play ignorant with me as if we didn't 4ck. . . .scheeew.
That's what most guyz find annoying about our galz.

martyns303:
Some folks are so messed up. your pastor telling u who to marry, thats just so lame.

i hate when ppl do this nonsense in d name of my pastor say,am always like who the rat is Ur pastor to give dat yeye instruction.let him do dat to his own kids or relatives.
I know three of my uncles who married terror all in the name of "my pastor says" or "the lord says" one 4rm Deeperlife,the other is Lordchosen and d final is assemblies of God.Their wives are no any different 4rm normal christian unlike the holier than thou attitude they front in the church which unfortunately was the reason for the hellish marriage my uncles have found themselves in with them. . . .like say na the yeye pastor wan marry am.scheeew

martyns303:
Some folks are so messed up. your pastor telling u who to marry, thats just so lame.

i hate when ppl do this nonsense in d name of my pastor say,am always like who the rat is Ur pastor to give dat yeye instruction.let him do dat to his own kids or relatives.
I know three of my uncles who married terror all in the name of "my pastor says" or "the lord says" one 4rm Deeperlife,the other is Lordchosen and d final is assemblies of God.Their wives are no any different 4rm normal christian unlike the holier than thou attitude they front in the church which unfortunately was the reason for the hellish marriage my uncles have found themselves in with them. . . .like say na the yeye pastor wan marry am.scheeew

martyns303:
fool! your such a slowpoke, what would u prefer? your job or that blood dripping ho? Its called company policy u son of a she-goat. Let her bounce b4 your boss bounce u. Now thats a hardcore advice, take it. No hard feelings dude, use your head to think ahead, thats all.

this is realy hardcore. . .hahahahaha. . .for a while I thought u were doing battle rap. . .

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=368790.msg5150638#msg5150638 date=1261293953]@ topic

better ask Binis what's wrong with you.

maybe they have a solution to your problem, witch.[/quote]even though i agree that MICH is an attention seeker when it comes to her post,she is nothing like u Ms tribalist tpia. . .U turn every post into a tribal war of word.u re not known for contributing anything meaninful to any thread bsidz ur tribal rantings and stupid bickering. . . U re not d only yoruba on nl stop acting like u re more yoruba than the others. . .

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=368790.msg5150638#msg5150638 date=1261293953]@ topic

better ask Binis what's wrong with you.

maybe they have a solution to your problem, witch.[/quote]even though i agree that MICH is an attention seeker when it comes to her post,she is nothing like u Ms tribalist tpia. . .U turn every post into a tribal war of word.u re not known for contributing anything meaninful to any thread bsidz ur tribal rantings and stupid bickering. . . U re not d only yoruba on nl stop acting like u re more yoruba than the others. . .

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=368528.msg5150545#msg5150545 date=1261291801]anyone who thinks they dont have stretch marks should stand n.ude in front of the mirror under bright light or sunshine and stare at their behinds from a good angle.[/quote]i dont ve stretch mark,just becoz u ve a very bad skin doesn't mean u should wish it on otherz go and luk for sol to UR CROR CROR

[quote author=THE.AMAKA link=topic=368508.msg5144795#msg5144795 date=1261194069]who is that in the pic? i know thats not you. lol
and what is he holding?!?! 
i hope its not what i think it is. 
or is that your twin brother?  [/quote]hahahahaha. . . .that's my twinny and yes yes yes,it's exactly what U re thinking. . . Hehehehe. . . It's a campaign pic to every youth.
BTW. . Abeg tell these your mod friends to free me jare cos me i go yarn and speak my mind no matter wetin dem do Ooo!

Same ol shyt and same ol peepz. . .am bored.

@ijeoma
I mean ayamatanga. . .that was some scary shyt. . Jaguar,aluwe,babasuwe,candle light,charlyboy show,remember his candid camera section oh boy I used to laf until my stomach aches then again this duo tunde and wumi obey and even Ali baba that was where he kick started his comedy career he and dis guy alamblow. . .that awkward laf always found me in an uncontrollable fit of lafta. . .

hmmm!Did sb claim that a 2yr old shot his father na wa O!Make una easy with d kinda story una dey tell us O. . . Very soon na person go tell us say 1yr old baby dey smoke. . . abeg o.i cant shout.

Kids do what?? Na wa to diz kind story O!! Am yet to see a four year old that will pull diz kinda stunts. . .

ooops. . . .my bad,perhaps, i need a pair of em goggles. . . nice legs by d way mich. .

photoshopped picture?what abt ur main pic. . .Inferiority coplex

ijeoma2619:
chei i remember when willi willi used to give me nightmares, there were times when i needed to go use the  toilet at night, but i would rather pee on the bed than go to the bathroom, and of course i received severe spanking afterwards, i believe willi willi has scared me for life, i shiver just remembering it now!

men dat stuf was scary men,i fink d name of the programme was witch doctor of d living dead. . .nchelei. . i remember we used to sing wiliwili don die na who kill am, nchelie killam clap for nchelie. , checkmate too was another soap i used to like back in d days then fortunes. . .4 remember aro meta and stuff anoda horror too

o boy erh naija guyz we no dey carry last. . .Chai. . .See how all man just dey claim londoner,nobody don even mention anything abt naija club here since O all man just dey form londoner even my homeboyz wey neva cross river naija talkless of atlantic dey even form. . . hehehehe. . we too much we no dey carry last sha for any discussion sha we must find way take blend sha. . .

Mr Eziachi
I totally disagree with U.
First,I think U should be more elaborate in your concept of polygamy,trying to clump ppl's willful act of having unprotected sex out of wedlock is not polygamy(whatever U mean by polygamous r/ships) neither is polygamy one of the leading causes of HIV spread,there's no fact to that claim besidez snide comments from the west about the practice of polygamy but to attribute it to the spread of HIV and AIDS is a distortion of the truth by the west all because it is alien to them.Let's not confuse promiscuity with polygamy.Any man can cheat on his wife or wives be U a monogamist or a polygamist,it is a matter of choice,afterall,who is more likely to pick the virus,is it the faithful polygamist or the sexually uruly & pretenseous monogamist?The spread of HIV has more to do with our personal choices when it comes to sex rather than our marriage systems.I am a christian and personally,I do not like polygamy,I think it's too much hassle for a male like me,however,I do not condemn it or those that practice it if they can cope up with it both financially and healthwise.Besides,when our fore-fathers practised it,it wasn't because they wanted more sex or to exploit sex,it had more to do with status.Back then U can't be rich,famous and influential and still stick to one wife,who will work on the farm,protect the family and so on.Our forefather were polygamous but often times didn't not cheat on their wives instead they will marry the woman if they found her attractive.So Mr Poster,your ideas are nice but they are misplaced in this regard and are just one of the many opinions of the ppl in the west,they are not neccessarily true.

Kayraph
Na wa to U O! So all these things wey ppl dey form & gist for NL u dey take am serious. . .chai! Nwa ta kiri ka wu onuku leeei!
Guyz come on be real and careful,seriously,U re lucky they were not ritualist.I can never arrange to meet any gal or even person on this Forum face to face under any circumstances.For what na,if na woman dey do U,U no sabi where ashawo them dey. . .scheeew. . .make una dey take yeye risk becoz of women. . .U get luck say U no jamb all those kinda serial killerz wey full ogbodo oyibo,different part of Ur body for dey inside im cool and fridge. . .yeye dey smell. . .scheeeeew