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chinesedoll:
LOL
I see somebody knows how to use the report to moderator button,
you can just tell me nicely to let you be instead of running to the mods.
Anyways had fun yapping you.

This MuMu must be paranoid or Schizophrenic. . . Seriously,U re imagining things.Since U re suffering 4rm dementia I will help U refresh Ur Memory. . . Mods Pls gimmi a Sec let me show this Biatch how to get dirty(Hahahahaha. . . AkunaAkuna,ashawo 10kobo don't be decieved, poor thing that has to make a living. . . Whether U get 4ck'd by a dog in a car in VI or U get 4ck'd by a monkey in empire hotel,Ayilara,ojuelegba, it doesn't make any difference.Ashawo na Ashawo like my man MI Go spit!!  Cheap Hooker who can't eat except she sucks and 4cks an animal's dyck or get humililated by different men,women & animals alike, who will do her with coke bottle,candle,iron etc. . .Geez!! it's a new low for womenfolks when one has to wonder what is between her head instead of legs. . This is Pathetic. . Seriously Chincodoll, have U considered suing your brains for non-support? U re such an !diot! I know brains aint  everything infact in your own case it is nothing, that explains why U can come outta here and run your dyck-loving mouth in open,giving us sordid details of how U can suck a dog's ballz all becoz U wanna buy a high definition digi cam. . .facking a Genetic Garbage that should ve died a natural death at inception. . . You re a living proof that evolution can go in reverse. What a hot Messs!! What's your brain made of? Plastic?(Get outta here Ho,U aint licking my supper sugarcandy so stop obsessing)coming out here to tell everyone U ve got bigmouth to suck anything as long as it earns U cash that can help U get by makes U think U re what? A fly gal? Ho puleeeeze,U aint even a 100 miles Close . . . (LoL)Milf wanted to know if her silica filled tittz were fresh. . Hahaha. .not even close to real, Slut! Lucky U, Ho, my Labrador is attracted though and wants to lick em silica blown up tittiez,don't worry biatch,'MONEY aint a Thang' I just want U to make him happy sexually. .Brouhahahahahaha. . .  U know, I find it curious and interesting that U re acting like an !diot.I mean,U re actually an !diot,Why the Act? Perhaps,another case of your brains leaving your small mind to wander again. . .Anyway, Good Morning Ochiee Mama My Hot Dog is waiting to Do U,I hope U re half as good as U ve boasted else. . He will be barking and tearing ya STDs infested pusssy in Shreds!!) this the shit that got the Mods running to Ur Aids. . Biatch!!

Hahahahaha. . . I guez the Mods ve run to your aids.At least,U must ve learnt how not to run your mouth, No be everybody U go   dey misyarn to. Anyway,am not mad at the Mods for doing their job at least no be only my posts dem delete as dem been dey do b4. . Lol. . i know say na my post make them delete everything . . Hehehe. . They probably were waiting for me to get to that lvl. . . ChincoDull Can't say I didn't warn her,now she don run. . Anyway i ve helped her out by showing her the door!

mceeluther:
Am based in owerri, the streets know him but somehow most hiphop heads in otown feel he has to do more to be rap messiah. If you ain't making real real real hits u can't sell in owerri.'kelly hansome was even booed in owerri. The current street song now is plaintain boy by timaya. But if owerri guy wan hear hiphop men na canibus, drake, lil wanye,illbliss,nigga raw, kanye west etc.

MI is good no doubt but I think he's overrated.His poor reception in Owerre has nothing to do with the ppl.I sch here in Owerre but am base in Lagos,anyone that says MI is not known in Owerre is fooling himself,the fact is a majority of the Otown guys can't relate with his lyrics,nothing more.My room mate is an ardent fan of MI,he plays his stuf alot and i notice that MI is more interested in rhyming than entertaining even if it doesn't make much sense.Like sb earlier pointed out,his rap styl is elitist and kinda abstract,he doesn't rap about everyday stuff that ordinary ppl can relate with.Thesame probs with Mody,until they come out of their comfort zone and rap about everyday life with dope beats that will leave U bopping,they will only be able to conquer Lag,Abj & Ptown the rest will just be a kind of sympathy support and not real. Even my roomy wey dey support the guy die,i been ask am,if U were to choose btw going Nigga raw's show and MI or Mody who would U choose,homeboy laf come tell me say im go choose Nigga raw. . That's how it's.Rap is abt the streetz not some abstract ideology a common guy in the street can't relate to.'sick as syphilis'. . Kilon je bé.Even if MI goes to say Kano,ibadan,enugu im go get thesame reception.I will rather listen to Jay z rapping abt ice and luxury or fitty beefing some real dude not some abstract guy or lil wayne talking gangsta $hit abi na em dissing every female celeb U can ever fink of.
Truth be told,MI is good but he aint great abeg,he is just another phase of naija rap music just like when ruggedy moved it 4rm idris to another lvl and mody brought the cereberal aspect to it.Thesame way MI has proved that with a good dose of hype and rap talent U can be commercially successful doing rap music but Puleeez MI is not the greatest Naija rapper,which time im come out! until he gains the kinda reception he would get in Lag anywhere in Naija and away then am afraid he's just a good rapper with prospects.Shikina!

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=390287.msg5419580#msg5419580 date=1264918294]na true i dey tell am ooo, she only need to hold bail money when olopa go carry go jail  [/quote]come o! Na2day,U sure say U no be some kinda automated computer machine or programme,how come U re always online giving swift responses at the blink of an eye. . Hmmm. . Lol. . Na which programme U be?

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=389777.msg5419359#msg5419359 date=1264907278]oya come give us feed back biko[/quote]ngwa since U want feedback,I actually was planning to give her the certificate on Ur profile wall. . . Hehehehehe. . .

Here's what I will do and this has won me Laurels, trust me.Be Urself,don't fake $hit.But when U re around him,act a lil bit nicer than normal,dont be talkative,say things that will make him give response.Like if he's a football fan,U could chat him up on that,be chatty in a mature and refreshing way,don't be pushy but leave him with clues.And another thing sister,dress a lil a bit sexier,if U re the kind with great legs, geez!U could wear kneel length jeans to show it off,make those succulent lips conspicuos with some very bold red lipstick or sth,U know stuff like that galz do to get noticed but dont be bitchy. . Hope this helps.

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=390287.msg5419376#msg5419376 date=1264907995]run him over with a car, that will get u noticed big time  [/quote]hahahahahahahahaha. . . This guy no go kill me with his sarcastic truth.
O boy,finally that action will get U a bigtime notice. . Brouhahahahaha. . . So much for getting noticed!

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=389777.msg5418284#msg5418284 date=1264887701]u better do that o. otherwise u will be jumping from girl to girl at every small sign of a problem, or sometimes even making up a problem so you can jump to another girl. but no be your fault na, u wanna take advantage of all the girlsopportunities coming your way abi.[/quote]hahahaha. . . "take advantage of all the girlsopportunities coming my way". . . Hahahaha. . . This is almost correct sha!

Well,guyz thanx for Ur responses,I ve already decided to give it another shot.I call'd her in the morning to inform her that I was coming over,she calmly told me that she wasn't in sch.We ve agreed to meet 2moro,I hope it goes well.

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=389777.msg5413730#msg5413730 date=1264815294]@rythmz


There-in lies the problem with the relationship, there was no compatibility from the onset as far as communication is concerned, which is one of the factor majoure needed for any relationship to thrive. The ish is not that she is not mentally stimulating for you enough, its that she is not mentally stimulating at all, and all you have been doing unwittingly is carrying her along until talking to one of your exes made you twinge that you could not carry on like this.

Like i sussed out from the start, your relationship has lost its course, so its best you sit her down and tell her as soon as possible, their is no reason for you to cling on, pinging your hopes on her changing when her laikadasical attitude has reached the stage that she is beginning to grate your nerves and irritate the ish outta you. Do the honourable thing and call off the relationship before the last teeny weeny bit of lovefeeling/ you have left for her turns into hatred. Bet you've heard the one about the thin line between love and hate too, lol.[/quote]Mehn this chick should be a love Doc.Infact,henceforth na Love Doc na im me i go dey call U. . Lol. . BTW am making plans to see her this morning but I doubt I am going there to break a heart.Wish Me luck.
Na2day
i wish I new Ur gf,I can imagine how U go don take crack her ribs. . . Hahahaha

@na2day
see as U just dey make laf in d middle of d nyt like madman. . Hahaha. . .
@Oyinda
i no talk say I wan date my ex or my childhood crush,just that with them,it's usually fun.

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=389777.msg5413690#msg5413690 date=1264813771]^^^
I no send una, no be me write am, na the thing i read i just dey relay to una, lol


@Oyinda

Don't mind rhythm, he's moved back to School, so the distance issue is now a thing of the past. He is just feeling like the next best thing since sliced bread cos of those two women fawning over him (his first crush and his ex, who dumped him) and who knows if those ones are not just back because of his vocation - his future is bright and he is about to land his first big job.[/quote]lol. . . u must be a psychic of some sort but seriously U just know how to read my mind aloud.
My ex didn't dump me per say,it was distance that ended that r/ship.She moved to delta state where she's schooling and I moved somewhere else.She has even asked me to visit her in sch,i am just not cool with the idea of crashing with her in her own room which is what she wants.But she wont come visit me either,that was how it ended.My childhood crush is the only gal till this day who understands me in and out but for some reason we re not dating.There was this guy then that wanted to marry her,I learnt recently that it didn't work.Mehn! For my mind I happy die.I ve a feeling that she will end up my wife,thank God am in my finals,God help me sha!

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=389777.msg5413599#msg5413599 date=1264810808]Hmmm, you missed her matriculation (one of the most important days in her life) and then had the nerve to tell her to come over, what cheek!!! Sure u already know the cliche about it taking two to have a conversation cos from your posts on NL you come across as someone who can hold his own in a convo.

Forget your ex flame or first crush for now cos those are just passing fancies, what really transpired between you and your girl? When did the rot start to set in your relationship? Did she use to have this nonchalant attitude when you initially got together or was it something that came about solely cos u were away for 6 months?

Forgive me and my 21 questions, its just me trying to wrap my head round how someone with such  impeccable communication skills as yours would wanna flee at the first sign of hiccup, rather than sit down and talk things through. IMHO, methinks you should just forget about any serious relationship for now and go on sowing your wild oats with your ex and old flame, cos its clear your mind is made up and yot want out of this relationship.

@at topic

She's not a cheap lay nor a one night stand so you owe her that courtesy to break up with her face to face, its the moral thing to do.[/quote]geez busybody! U got me there!But come on,why do U have to hit a brother like that,it hurts,realy hurts.
Anyway,U raised some very serious questions that are begging me for answers,unfortunately,I don't ve em.One thing that I ve noticed about myself is that,I don't like it when a girl is too reticent and unneccessarily uptight.When we first met,I noticed she didn't talk much which was fine by me cos honestly garrulous ladies come across to me as childrien.But when she did talk,it was usually about unimportant things,stuff that can barely advance the r/ship,she's so at ease with me doing all the move while she just watch.I like intelligent ladies who are not scared to spill thier guts and handle any situation without having to be dependent on any1.She's is intelligent no doubt but am yet to see some maturity in her intelligence and that to a large extent gets me pissed.I mean,I can't talk crazy with U or even do some crazy youthful stuff with U without u misconstruing my intentions.Maybe our temperaments are kind of a mismatch coz the more I try,the more she gives me more reasons to doubt the r/ship.

Mama/gee u don turn igbo gal? I fink say U be isaen gal.Nne U be clone O!

Hahahaha. . . Make una help me see formings o! Even galz wey be like hi-malt bottle dey claim 6feet guyz. . G hahahaha. . Dis NL dey give some chic lever O!

[quote author=mama/geee link=topic=388971.msg5413532#msg5413532 date=1264809331]Please everyone, This is me, This is the real me,  I am born again, I am now a changed person,  Forgive me if I have ever offended you,  I am truly sorry for all my sexist and offensive comments,


Thanks[/quote]i must be dreaming or sth.is this an improved clone version of mamagee abi is the world coming to an end. . . Hahahahaha. . .i know that's not the real mamagee,orku na mirin atleast the spellings say so!

@madlady
sorry i had to stress U with my long epistle,i just wanted to capture my wahala in writing to enhance understanding before some feminist or sexist will lambast me for lack of understanding.But Ur suggestion is noted too.
Vivaladiva
I wish it was that easy to say.

Na2day
did U just wittingly say "what a man can do a woman can do it better" . . Lol. . u sure know how to crack ppl up!

Vfocus
coincidentally,I ve been thinking abt going to her sch 2moro morning.Since 11pm i ve been listening to some strings of love songs & guez what most of them are heartbreak songs,am even surprise that I have a huge collection of these kinda songs and here I am thinking of breaking sb's heart 2moro! I doubt if my guts would be enuf to spit it out,am thinking another thing again,maybe I should go there 2moro not with the intent of breaking up but maybe see how we would act around eachother and then consider whether to give it another shot or just move on with my life.Now I understand why they say love can be so cruel!
Na2day
did U just wittingly say "what a man can do a woman can do it better" . . Lol. . u sure know how to crack ppl up!

Vfocus
coincidentally,I ve been thinking abt going to her sch 2moro morning.Since 11pm i ve been listening to some strings of love songs & guez what most of them are heartbreak songs,am even surprise that I have a huge collection of these kinda songs and here I am thinking of breaking sb's heart 2moro! I doubt if my guts would be enuf to spit it out,am thinking another thing again,maybe I should go there 2moro not with the intent of breaking up but maybe see how we would act around eachother and then consider whether to give it another shot or just move on with my life.Now I understand why they say love can be so cruel!

Vfocus
coincidentally,I ve been thinking abt going to her sch 2moro morning.Since 11pm i ve been listening to some strings of love songs & guez what most of them are heartbreak songs and am thinking of breaking sb's heart 2moro! I doubt if my guts would be enuf to spit it out,am thinking anothing again,maybe I should go there 2moro not with the intent of breaking up but maybe see how we would act around eachother and then consider whether to give it another shot or just move on with my life.Now I understand why they say love can be so cruel!

@omega25red
Actually, our schools are close by,not even up to 10km drive.To be frank telling her on phone will make her cry and I don't want her crying voice in my head tormenting me.Already,am feeling guilty of not reciprocating.U know U re right about keeping the wrist watch to avoid sending mix msgs to her.By the way she just flashed/called,am not even sure which one she was trying to do.I am flirting with the idea of not calling her again and not picking her calls.

@omega25red
Actually, our schools are close by,not even up to 10km drive.To be frank telling her on phone will make her cry and I don't want her crying voice in my head tormenting me.Already,am feeling guilty of not reciprocating.U know U re right about keeping the wrist watch to avoid sending mix msgs to her.By the way she just flashed/called,am not even sure which one she was trying to do.I am flirting with the idea of not calling her again and not picking her calls.

@190
Mehn Brother I Dey oh. . . Just that I ve been very busy with a lot of stuff,Sch work,project,hussling and so on. . But I dey kamkpe!Thanx Bro and I expect Ur response 2moro,dont 4get to garnish it with Ur jokes,na Ur way. . Hehehe. . Thanks bro!
@na2day
Are U kidding or U re serious with that suggestion,U know say these dayz person no fit tell when U serious,U re always joking. . Lol. . u mean I should tell her friend to tell her?hahahaha. . . That is so not smart.
And here is another cracker,I know the two of her very close friends,one is talkative and frankly I dont like her.The other is a lil too hot for me,she gives me this "I want to f U kinda looks".The last we realy had some fun,she told me she was not in talking terms with her hotty friend.I ran into that one some 3wks back,I deliberately didn't ask her abt my gf.we exchange numbers though.Can't tell any of em 2.no way!

@Kokoye
Mehn bro! I am considering the first option,sending her a text but my room mate thinks it would be too hard on her especially when she's not thinking in that direction.He says I should rather not call her again.
@Google
U re a female,come on!help a brother here!it's not as easy as U are saying it U know?

@Omega25red
yeah U re right abt my cousins showing up as a weak excuse but the fact is,it wasn't realy an excuse that was exactly what happened.Seriously,i couldn't do that coz until then,i was actually looking 4ward to seeing them after they left lag and relocated to abuja with their parents.
As I write,the wrist watch is still in my box,it's not my fault she's not had it yet.if there is a chance,I will give it to her,afterall,she is actually the one I bought it for.So U think telling over the phone is ok. . . Hmmm. . I think she would hate my guts if I did that.But thanks though.

Good day Nairalanders,
it's been quite a while since I made a thread here.
Well,actually,I am in a kind of dilemma right now & could use some of Ur help.
I ve been dating this girl for over 8months now,infact we started dating in the 1st semester of my 4th yr in sch and she had just been offered admission to study accountancy in a polytechnic not too far from my own sch.Everything was going on fine until the end of the semester when I had to go back to Lagos(where I am based) where I was going to spend the next six-month doing my Industrial attachment programme in an industry.I told her about the situation and asked her if she could endure a long-distance relationship,she said she could as long we will be talking to eachother on phone.While in Lagos,we would call each other on phone & talk about thesame thing,realy,it started getting boring,she just wasn't skillful in keeping an interesting conversation.I was always the one doing all the talking.As a result, I reduced the calling as there was almost nothing to talk about,she didn't complain though.We carried on like that,calling only when we felt there was sth to talk abt.Then one midnight,sth happened that started giving me mixed feelings abt the r/ship.An old flame that left me some 2yrz back called around 1am(those of us in naija know the mtn free midnyt call stuff),my God! We chatted and chatted till 4am,geez!it was like she was right in thesame place with me,lively and invigorating,I laf'd till it was morning.Then the next day I decided to call my present gf at midnyt,so we could chat extensively. . .mehn! To say it was a bore is to be nice.It was like a question & answer session,U know the type between a counselor and his client,it came to a point,I told her point-blank that I was bored and wanted to take my sleep,she excused me.Geez!To me that was it,that was the last straw that broke the camel's back.Later in the morning,i started comparing the ignited flame I felt with my former and the cold room icechill i felt with the latter,U know the rest.As if that wasn't enuf,my childhood crush came around at christmas to stay with her elder brother,we spent all of xmas together,needless to say,she awakened my yearnings and the butterflies in my stomach.Although,we didn't say anything abt starting a r/ship,I knew it was only a matter of time we would start looking that way.
Now am back in Sch,for some unknown reasons,I ve not felt any need to visit her in Sch.Although,I was planning to visit on her matriculation day,I even bought her a designer wrist watch as present,I had planned to give it to her that day.But fate would not ve it that way, my cousins who also are students 4rm dsame sch and were also matriculating dropped by my hostel,I couldn't leave them there to attend my gf's.I called her to inform her of the development,although she didn't freak out,i could sense anger in her reply.Not satisfied,I called the 2nd time,this time,I invited her over to my hostel,I wanted to make it up to her,I told her I wanted to take her out that evening,geez!That was when she freaked out on me,she started getting preachy abt how it was wrong for her to come out by that time for any reason,me,sensing it was going to end up in a fruitless arguement kept mute and later sent her a text to beg her and also explain myself.
However,since then I ve been planning to tell her that I am fed up and want outta the r/ship.But the problem now is,I dont know how to go about it without hurting her,she's realy a nice person and the last thing I want to do is hurt her.But then again,am not feeling the r/ship again.Infact,am just not into her as it is now.Since her matriculation debacle,I ve intentionally decided not to call her again to see if she would get the message.Just this evening,I opened my FB inbox and there was a msg 4rm her.She said she was slightly angry with me but she misses me.That threw me off balance,she got me there but the fact is,i think my feelings for her has metamorphased into pity and not love.Am so confused right now,mehn. . How do I go abt it.

Rmc1:
Good judgment and a lesson for other brutal millitary men, attack an inocent civilian and pay for it. The judiciary seems to be the only arm of government in nigeria that makes sense.

U know I saw the clip of that assault on Ms Uzoma,it was horrible and she deserves it.However,I will like to add this,I think the lady pull'd this through because of the status of her dad,He is a retired army major.I can bet that if this had happened to the daughter of a commoner,the issue would ve died a natural death and given a decent burial.But thank God he met his match anyway.

Feraz:
@becomrich, i wonder wen u'l stop dis map postin n d idea f yoruba movin wit benin. Wat if dey don't accept u or u are treated worse dan immigrants?
@topic oil this n dat. . .this is y 9ja shud find anoda means f generatin wealth 2 d economy apart 4rm oil. There r resources dat cud replace oil 4 xports

it's either U re new here or U like to engage in meaningless debate,Who on NL does not know that Becomerich is delusional and talks meaningless shit.I laf when I see his mumbo-jumbos.Dude dont sweat it,he aint worth an attempt at all,just read his garbbage,laf and move on.Honouring him with a response only makez U look like him.

ibkaye:
Maybe we need to create groups.

In terms of kissing and telling there are those who may discuss with a few close friends that he/she has slept with his/her girlfriend/boyfriend plus a few very minor details, sometimes it cannot always be controlled, fair enough, this guy/girl knows his/her boundaries, what to tell and when to keep tight lipped.

Then there's the guy that brags indiscriminately about his sexual exploits, non stop, usually to boost his ego, it's almost always a competition to see who can get the better girl, who can manage to lay this or that girl, etc thus the only way to get points is to 'kiss and tell', now this is where the whole thing about 'self confidence' comes in, locker room behavior.

Then there are the girls who gossip about their bedroom antics to belittle a guy.

Both males and females do it, we can't pinpoint it to one gender.

Sometimes you just can't help letting a few things slip but like with most things, it's your reason behind your actions that matter the most  

Exactly my point.Somehow these stories find their way outta sb's mouth not neccessarily to cause Ur partner or any1 embarassment, it just happen.It is not entirely a question of Maturity coz even the so-called adults do it too.

madoba:
To all the brothers in the house your honest answers,opinions & comments on this matter would be welcome. Because as a lady I am trying to understand why some guys can't keep thier private affairs private. now this story may sound like a nollywood movie but trust me guys it is a true & real life story.

Recently a female colleague of mine (Gloria) broke down at work crying & lamenting about how her reputation/image had been damaged, by some guy she got involved with in her church.Gloria & Roland are members of the same church and both are in the church choir, Gloria's father is also a pastor in that church.

She slept with Roland and also had an abortion for him,Roland didn't keep his mouth shut about this fact he told a friend of his and a couple of other people about it.His friend first sold him out with this information,now guess what his friend is also a member of the same church and a choir member as well.The news soon became public knowledge and this created quite a scandal in church.

Roland however denied ever mentioning thier affair & the abortion to anyone.My colleague insists that she never told anyone about it so the news could have come from only one person(Roland) since they were the only ones who knew about the pregnancy & abortion at the time it happened.Her story reminds me of my first year in university and my very first relationship.The guy i was dating then had told someone how he was the first man to do me, before i knew it the news was all over campus.

SO SERIOUSLY GUYS WHY do some of u do stuff like this? All i know is that it doesn't honor you the man and it greatly dishonors the woman you are involved with.

This is total bullcrap!! How is kissing and telling a male thing as U allude in this your half-baked story?Except U live in "Planet perfect" where more than 99.9%  of things that happen there do not apply to real humanbeings.
Sex and who U have it with means different things to different ppl.A guy might get excited by the fact that he was the one to deflower his gf and tell it to a very close confidant & friend who probably don't know U or any member of your family, even the girl can do thesame too.For whatever reasons both male and female usually feel the need to tell sb else about stuff like this.Whether they do that during the relationship or after break up is to me,where lies the issue of the appropriateness of doing such depending on the ppl involved but we can't delude ourselves that we wont someday have to talk abt it with sb else.Such stories usually ve a way of coming out anyway,let's not pretend we(both male and female) dont discuss very intimate stuff like that with our very close friends or buddies,that's not realy kiss and tell.
Kiss and tell is when U sleep with sb and tell just about anybody about it.There's a difference here,"just about any1" and pls,pls and pls both gals and guyz do it,it's not an exclusive trait of the males.
@Op
Besides,if U re so great at keeping secrets how come the story is on NL even to the extent of calling thier names.