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Abranti,U re so xenophobically myopic that U 4get that just as the World can't ignore the US with all its excess,Ur government can't help but woo Nigerians with all thier excesses,I suppose U were a kid(cos U talk lyk one anyway)then when ghanains were also Nuisance to Nigerians in d streets of lagos and other big nigerian cities,Ur girls made d bulk of d prostitutes,Ur guyz sold pkofpkof,kenke,mend broken plastic with d hot stove and knife dey carried around on thier head and still do,we had ghanaian teacherz too as well but Nigerianz never for onece saw them as threat but rather as younger brotherz,Charlies and d rest tryinna get some help.Most Ghanaians left Naija en mass at dat time in trailerz,truck etc,so nigga shut up,Nigeria has and is still doing a lot to develope Ghana thatz why U need Us.If Ur bankz where so damn good why re they scare of our banks to d extent of mounting campaignz against them or do U think Nigeria is Ur problem?Grow up kid,U argue without d aids of Ur brainz.

The fact is Ghanaians re so quick to call us criminals & give us a euphoric non-existent eldorado in d name of Ghana.As if that's not enuf they even try to compete.Come on Charlies we all know that Nigeria just like Ghana is struggling through a lot but that does't give Ghanaians the impetus to even say they re better than Nigerians in all ramification.Ghana is about d size of a nigerian state,their GDP is so small to even start with,there is no basis for competition,so charlies pls stop.And whether Ghana or any other African country likes to admit it,Nigeria has done more for Africa than any other country,even SA who re xenophobic can attest to that,so when we say "we re the giant of Africa" it's an undisputed fact,Nigeria can't be ignored in d comity of Nationz.Nigeria has to get it right for Africa to succeed,we ve lost more both in terms of humans,capital & time to d freedom 4m war of many african countries than any country,So pls Shesi & Co quit deluding Urselvez we re above Ur average in all standards

Jackson apparently collapsed in his home in Los Angeles on Thursday and was taken by ambulance to UCLA Medical Center.
Brian Oxman, Jackson family attorney, told CNN Thursday that Jackson's use of medications had gotten in the way of doing rehearsals.
"His injuries, which he had sustained performing, where he had broken a vertebra and he had broken his leg from a fall on the stage, were getting in the way. I do not know the extent of the medications that he was taking," he said.
Now the question is:Have these record companies been Using him so much that Jackson tried too hard to deliver even at the expense of his failing health condition.
It's a pity he couldn't MOONWALK through this One this Time.Rest In Peace MJ!

A concert tour was cut short in November 1993 because of an addiction to prescription painkillers amid allegations of child molestation.
During a rehearsal at the Beacon Theater in New York in December 1995, the entertainer collapsed onstage from apparent dehydration and low blood pressure. He was hospitalized in stable condition.
While jurors deliberated in a case in which he was accused of child molestation in June 2005, Jackson went to a hospital for treatment of what his spokeswoman said was recurring back pain. He had complained of back problems before.
Rumors circulated in December that Jackson was ill and in need of a lungtransplant because of Alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency, a rare genetic condition.
More rumors emerged in May that Jackson had skin cancer. But Randy Phillips, president and CEO of AEG Live, told CNN at the time, "He's as healthy as he can be -- no health problems whatsoever."
continues in my next post.

In 1984, Jackson was burned while singing for a Pepsi-Cola commercial in Los Angeles, when the special effects smoke bomb misfired. He had to have major surgery on his scalp, and said that because of the intense pain he developed an addiction to painkillers.
He also was reported to have a form of lupus in the 1980s, but it was later said to have gone into remission.
He has had numerous plastic surgeries, including rhinoplasty and a chin implant.
In 1993, Jackson's dermatologist, Dr. Arnold Klein, released a statement saying that Jackson had a rare skin disease called vitiligo. Vitiligo causes a person to lose melanin, the pigment that determines the color of skin, hair and eyes, in patches or all over the body. The condition affects 1 to 2 percent of the population, and no one knows what causes it. Learn about the difference between heart attack and stroke

He was also hospitalized with chest pains in 1990 and postponed a concert because of dehydration in August 1993. Continues in next post

Becomrich,in as much as I understand much of what U re trying to say,however, I think U re not presenting Ur idea well becos U contradict Urself.First U insinuate dat d gunz & stuf were either meant for another pogrom or to overthrow Yaradua & then again in dsame breath U re saying Yaradua,d senate & house rep memberz are tryin to put yoruba,edo etc in benin rep,does it make sense?Even though I don't beliv dat hausas (which make up d bulk of d population in North) re more dan d Ibos (who make up d next highest population of most states after d indigent population of those states) but we cant possibly say Northernerz re a minority.
So pls be more coherent with ur presentation so ppl wont keep telling U dat U re high on cheap whiskey.

Becomrich,in as much as I understand much of what U re trying to say,however, I think U re not presenting Ur idea well becos U contradict Urself.First U insinuate dat d gunz & stuf were either meant for another pogrom or to overthrow Yaradua & then again in dsame breath U re saying Yaradua,d senate & house rep memberz are tryin to put yoruba,edo etc in benin rep,does it make sense?Even though I don't beliv dat hausas (which make up d bulk of d population in North) re more dan d Ibos (who make up d next highest population of most states after d indigent population of those states) but we cant possibly say Northernerz re a minority.
So pls be more coherent with ur presentation so ppl wont keep telling U dat U re high on cheap whiskey.

Am not going to say that the weaponz on board d siezed plane were meant for either MEND or hizbolah in d North,for all we know dis could be true or false but they re posibilities.As for d ppl saying d government waz wrong in thier action,my ques is,if actually those weaponz where meant for EG why was d crew dudgy or evasive with d content on board thier plane,those saying it waz part of d haulage,cargo shipment biz to ve a clearing agent of d country U might be landing are ignoring d fact that the only african onboard waz a nigerian,i.e the plane was nigeria bound cos if Ur arguement waz true then other african nationals like Ghana,Togo,benin rep etc should ve been onboard,for possible clearing afterall these countries re also possible places to land if there happens to be a technical fault cos they share d west african airstrip wit Nigeria.Our government did d right thing,dont 4get there is an on-going war already in d country.I shall continue in my next post.

A guy made a post correcting ppl refering to Ukrain as "the west".The fact is,those people are just as right as he is.The West is also used to describe countries in d Western hemisphere and this include all of europe(whether east,west,south or north),North America(i.e the US and Canada) and south America,I don't know if U ve come across d words Occident(the countries of the West i.e europe and America and Orient(countries of the East i.e Asia).So pls b4 U come out and start calling ppl names be sure Urself dat U also aint a goofbag as well.
As for the topic of d thread i'll lyk to give my view in my next post.
@Becomrich,although I find Ur ideas delusional but U made some point,about the Hausas which is going to be my talking point in my next post.Enough of d speculationz and counter accusationz,letz tackle issue intelligence,leave d beer parlour rhetoricz and d Oyinbo wanna-be criticz letz analyse and come up with reasonable pointz.

@wmzansigirl,i lyk d fact dat U truely grasp the goings-on of Ur country.Nice one.The good thing is that there is purposeful leadership in SA,I am a nigerian but seriously I can't say dsame for Nigeria.We are cursed with the worst of leaderz,U know?Evry1 looking out for himself alone,just don't want bore U with the sorry tales of this country whose direction of progress has been downwards since it's inception.The only thing i like about nigeria is just our resilience,we go through a lot of horrible things in this country and still come out unscathed or atleast make others belive so.No wonder Fela,a very famous nigerian muscian says Nigerians are a classic case of people suffering and smiling cos certain issues that could cos a country to break up will be kicked in d ass,it will die a natural death and get a decent burial, Hahahahaha, My country! Don't mind Us Jare! Anyway U will know a typical nigerian when U see him,so blunt to a fault,just like now, Have good time dear.

D fact is most south africans re yet to recover 4rm aparthaid,infact after somalis,the next ppl they blame for thier woes re nigerians.My Uncle is a living witness to dis brutality,reason of course is dat we re taking dier jobs.It's high time d SA government did sth abt d menace cos in the root of dis xenophobic behavior is poverty.The reality in SA is dat U see a lot of wealth but in d hands of d minority whites and other foreign nationals,income isn't distributed evenly or atleast close to it.The economy of a country shouldn't rest in d hands of a few minority else they can hold d country to ransom as in the case zimbabwe.D SA Government should come up with policies dat make it easier for blacks to get more involved in d ownership of big corporations,give them more preference in educational dev,sth like d positive discrimination we ve in d US and support dier small biz so that they can compete favorably with other nationals in thier line of biz without feeling threatened.Zuma it's time to walk d Talk.

It's appalling to hear nigerians say it's Ok dat their fellow country men deserved d kind of maltreatment meted out to them by our overbearing police men.
Some ve not even taken time to ask why these traderz decided to flout d so-called warnings from the government.Evry1 here knows dat It's common practice for gov to give directivez without necessarily giving alternatives,do U expect d traderz to obey dat kind of directive,re they not nigerians too or don't they deserve to be treated well.Why do I smell some kinda revolution to frustrate d ibos cos honestly when stuf lyk dis happenz d ibos bear d full brunt of it.Anyway,those of us sitting in our arm chair & reducing those traderz to common criminalz should understand dat newspaper reports re edited for different reasons,am sure if a trader givz U his own side of d story U wont be too quick to ok this nonsense.Just as it's important for evry1 to obey d law so is it important for government to also obey d said law by leading by example.Fashola take am easy.

Som1 made a notable comment here about Yaradua making Obj luk gud and sadly I agree with him.
Yaradua realy is leaving up to d predictionz dat ppl lyk me foresaw when he reluctantly became president.
1.D flawed process dat got him to power will alwayz be an albatross no matter how good his intentionz might be.
2.Yaradua does not ve d clout,wherewithal or even d will to lead nigeria
3.The guy is in denial of his very obvious ailment which makes him lame,sluggish and ineffective just gropping in d dark.
Most of his lame decisionz re resultz of his indecive and unintelligent approach towardz his job.Just luk at d case of CBN,The lame duck had to bow to d pressure of d so-called northern people front and so he replace soludo with Sanusi whom hitherto is unheard of and den sugar coat him and den sold him to us.My quez is why risk it,soludo has issuez but he's doing well besidez why should only Kano produce these trio,talk abt tribalism,My finger pointz to dat wishy wishy- wash aboki, Tsweeee

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@Nakok,men Ur mathz iz so so not right,re U kidding me?How can handing out a mill dolla check to one person give U 10 million suscribers,damn it Niggi!Are U for real?Do U know how many yrz it took MTN,GLO & ZAIN to get up to 5million suscriberz.Besidez promos don't get U dat,expansion & gud services do.Etisalat is barely 2yrz in nigeria & U honestly fink they can get 10million suscriberz 4rm this fuckin lie even in d face of stif and quality competition from d already established Giants like MTN,GLO & zain.Men!Pls raise d bars of this arguement,don't argue like a child, i mean even a kid will see d flawz in Ur so simple analysis.By d way,how many ppl do U know dat Use etisalat?U & I know dat serious minded nigerian don't use it,infact, at best thier linez re used by most ppl when there's a promo afta dat,it diez a natural death & getz a decent burial.
Understand dat and don't decieve Urself with dat very flawed businez tacticz.

@Nakok,men Ur mathz iz so so not right,re U kidding me?How can handing out a mill dolla check to one person give U 10 million suscribers,damn it Niggi!Are U for real?Do U know how many yrz it MTN,GLO & ZAIN to get up to 5million suscriberz.Besidez promos don't get U dat,expansion & gud services do.Etisalat is barely 2yrz in nigeria & U honestly fink they can get 10million suscriberz 4rm this fuckin lie even in d face of already established Giants like MTN,GLO & zain.Men!Pls raise d bar of this arguement,i mean even a kid will see d flawz in Ur so simple analysis.By d way,how many ppl do U know dat Use etisalat?U & I know dat serious minded nigerian use it,infact, at best thier linez re used by most ppl when there's a promo afta dat,it diez a natural death & getz a decent burial.
Understand dat and don't decieve Urself with dat very flawed businez tacticz.

@Nakok,men Ur mathz iz so so not right,re U kidding me?How can handing out a mill dolla check to one person give U 10 million suscribers,damn it Niggi!Are U for real?Do U know how many yrz it MTN,GLO & ZAIN to get up to 5million suscriberz.Besidez promos don't get U dat,expansion & gud services do.Etisalat is barely 2yrz in nigeria & U honestly fink they can get 10million suscriberz 4rm this fuckin lie even in d face of already established Giants like MTN,GLO & zain.Men!Pls raise d bar of this arguement,i mean even a kid will see d flawz in Ur so simple analysis.By d way,how many ppl do U know dat Use etisalat?U & I know dat serious minded nigerian use it,infact, at best thier linez re used by most ppl when there's a promo afta dat,it diez a natural death & getz a decent burial.
Understand dat and don't decieve Urself with dat very flawed businez tacticz.

Funny how many Nigerianz re taking dis promoz serious,I understand Etisalat is d biggest telcom in Africa & middle East but dat's not enuf to make U think they'll jst dole out 1mil dollz,guyz come on, do d mathz,how many ppl do U know dat ve won such a sum 4rm a promo both 4rm past & present,this is jst a 4ck marketing stunts & I fink d appropriate authoritiez should luk into theze claimz.
How long ve dis company move into d nigerian telcom market,what's dier market size of d telcom mkt,i mean dis guyz ve some money gulping projectz they re yet to commence in order to expand why will dey want to throw a mill dollz when they re yet to start makin real profit,which serious biz entity will do dat,abi dem no get start when dem go pay salariez to.Guyz make Una use una brain and stop building castlez in d air,d only place U will win dat much in a promo is in Ur dreamz and I tell U d moment U wake up 4rm dat dream,U realize U ve squandared a mill dollaz U neva had.Feelz gud though but U cant take it to d bank.

Funny how many Nigerianz re taking dis promoz serious,I understand Etisalat is d biggest telcom in Africa & middle East but dat's not enuf to make U think they'll jst dole out 1mil dollz,guyz come on, do d mathz,how many ppl do U know dat ve won such a sum 4rm a promo both 4rm past & present,this is jst a 4ck marketing stunts & I fink d appropriate authoritiez should luk into theze claimz.
How long ve dis company move into d nigerian telcom market,what's dier market size of d telcom mkt,i mean dis guyz ve some money gulping projectz they re yet to commence in order to expand why will dey want to throw a mill dollz when they re yet to start makin real profit,which serious biz entity will do dat,abi dem no get start when dem go pay salariez to.Guyz make Una use una brain and stop building castlez in d air,d only place U will win dat much in a promo is in Ur dreamz and I tell U d moment U wake up 4rm dat dream,U realize U ve squandared a mill dollaz U neva had.Feelz gud though but U cant take it to d bank.

@Poster
well, i dunno wat to say to U cos there re ppl in worse conditionz dan U re

@Poster
From the way U complain,i'll advice U start with Urself,d problem is not Ur family,Ur friend or suprisingly not even Ur boyfriend,it's U.
Yez it's U.
As am writing this post to U,I can categorically tell U dat am going thru an even worse suituation dan U but am not flirting with suicide.U don't need Ur family(although dey re very important)to make U feel gud abt Urself neither do U need Ur boyfriend to make U feel prettier dan his numerous galfriendz.Ur family aint making things easier for U cos perhapz dey feel U re venting Ur anger at d wrong thingz,d fact dat U cant wear short skirtz & bikinis or catwalk on a runway as much as they re very nice thingz they wont neccessarily make U happy,U ve got scarz but U started worrying abt dem coz U re alwayz comparing Urself with otherz.
Until U change Ur atitude towardz lyf & start loving Urself with all d scarz & issuez notin any1 sayz to U will make sense.
Judge Urself by reasonable standardz and stop crying abt not having extraz dier re ppl dat re wors

@jcgodfrey
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@jcgodfrey
sorry a lil late to respond,yap i can help U wit dat no probz plus i can teach ya a lil download trick wif ur native browser using operamini 2.06.My number is 08060027220 or U could come over to my house,4rm sabo get a bus goin to yaba,ojuelegba or lawanson which is d easiest.Now 4rm lawanson get a bus goin to Odo-eran,U could ask ppl around although it's easy to locate.Tell d driver U want stop at church bus-stop.When U get there call me,i'll come out to pick U up.Let me know when U re coming so i'll be around cos me i too waka.Note:i aint charging U anythin,just wanna help ya.Gudluck@jcgodfrey.

Chief_D,I waz only joking O!Abeg O! I can no fit shout,it is too mush, My head is bigging, Hehehehe, Poster,one luv,notin stain Ur boxerz make afraid no catsh U.

@recognize, Ur bad mannerz are exceeded by Ur bad mannerz

@Sauron,I ve seen most of Ur posts,honestly U don't analyze with objectivity,U just dey beef!While some of what U posted re correct,U let Ur bias show in d way U hype em say shit abt jigga,guy bone,when it comez to talent J has got it more dan EM,but dat is a matter of opinion.If I were to chose btw d both of em i'll chose Jigga,em sayz a lot of weird shit,he's good but most of d times he soundz kiddish,does't come across as a serious rapper, Honestly if em waz black he won't be selling dat much whether U like to admit it,most of his salez re swelled by his fellow white folkz,rhyming & d use of multis re good buh theme and seriousness re even better.J in evry standard piss on him,he's got street cred,very intelligent lyricz,a good dose of rhyming skillz & a proper use of multis,dont need hear U rhyming very simple stuf lyk a high sch kid,could just use one word & spare us d nursery rhymz & too much multis dat makes em sound lyk high sch kid.So Niggi plz spare us all d biting shit atleat im bite dem wella.

I'm in support of ray,u ve said it all.I like it when ppl luk at issues objectively irrespective of who is involved.I know it's very difficult for some RCCG memberz to come to termz with d fact dat sb dey ve luk'd up to as dier role model could commit dis kind of blunder,so they want to wish it away.I respect pastor Eunoch Adeboye a lot especially,for his humility but dat is not to say he's infallible or that when he makez a mistake it's wrong to point it out,he's just as human as all of us,he makez mistakes too and ask God for 4givnes dat does't diminish him in anyway.
If actually d jet was purchased by some memberz of his church for whatever purpose it still does't make it right.What actually is d motive for d purchase;
1.Is it to ease d pastor'z constant trips?Dat's not cogent enuf to spend dat whooping sum.
2.Is it for Business purpose?If yez how come it has d invinsible hands of the church in it.
3.What kind of busines do these people do?
Letz not just say it ok jst for d fear of not offending d pastor.

@recognise,nigger write with d aid of Ur brain,obviously U write without it,there's no common sense in what U post.So U re here to ve a bad time or Ur idea of a gud info is dis nonsense,guy do Urself a favor,shut d 4ck up & stop revealing Ur shallowness.Can U honestly tell me dat d criminal could be caught thru d discussions and very insidious comments here so far?Correct me if am wrong,nobody has proffered any intelligent solution here or say anything dat wil give a lead besidez making jokez out of it,rebuking ourselves for being Nigerianz & cursing eachother like U & I re doing now.If dis is Ur idea of catching a thief,then I say homy pls shut d 4ck up,U ve nothin to contribute to catching d criminal dan making an already bad suituation worse with ur insdious comments.If U realy want to ve a bad time then go to gbaramatu kingdom and join d militantz there stop talking trash,

@recognise,nigger write with d aid of Ur brain,obviously U write without it,there's no common sense in what U post.So U re here to ve a bad time or Ur idea of a gud info is dis nonsense,guy do Urself a favor,shut d 4ck up & stop revealing Ur shallowness.Can U honestly tell me dat d criminal could be thru d discussion here so far?Correct me if am wrong,nobody has proffered any solution here or say anything dat wil give a lead besidez making jokez out of it,rebuking ourselves for being Nigerianz & cursing eachother like U & I re doing now.If dis is Ur idea of catching a thief,then I say shut d 4ck up,U ve nothin to contribute to catching d criminal dan making an already bad suituation worse with ur insdious comments.If U realy want to ve a bad time then go to gbaramatu kingdom and join d militantz there stop talking trash,

Hi allcorrect, I am Ur Boss's younger brother,and i ve seen how U ve reduced my elder sister'z kind gesture to making stupid romantic passes at U.My elder sista is not desperate,she's a hottie U know even at her age she can make a young man beg for mercy just as U will be doing when i tell her abt dis.
U way take smal thin fine pass iyabo Obj dey gbemu abi, Well 4rm nxt wk instead of those fast food and byc pkata and undies on Ur tablez,d thin wey U go dey see henceforth na,na query,petition and sack leave.
Stupid pikin wey dey play with him papa blokus,madam give U leg U dey reason her yansh abi, Hehehehe, E don be 2day all d hair wey dey Ur yansh go turn dada nxt wk by d tym my el sis ur boss kick Ur very thin ass, Hehehehehehehehehe
Madam must hear dis

@recognise,nigger am not here to argue fruitlessly with kidz.Just because Seun added a forum in his site and i don't neccessarily agree with it,does't make me right or wrong neither is Seun right or wrong.It's a matter of opinion and choice,i don't find it engaging when we as nigerianz go on net,posts topicz lyk this and start cursing eachother and hating d fact dat we re nigerianz,who givz a 4ck if seun decided to put it on his site dat does't mean he's right,remember he's a business man first hence his driving motivez will alwayz be driven by profit and not neccessarily what is right or wrong.So nigga use ur head,it's not there 4notin.