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the chicken ran like a mad man across the road because ibkaye was chassing it with her bow and arrow ^{to make egusi soup}

@poster
you are a fukin boring cockroach

@poster
na lie!!! ^{if i aproach the fine girl and her vocabulary is bambastic i go run or even if a coconut headed baboon yarns a kokolet well she go run from hiim still}

[b]ewww pot bell[/b]y

@poster
ur not eve in najia sodnt talk shit dat u dont know ^{i hate it wen an asshole generalizes}

i have imagined it ten times over but it is as borin as a dry biscuit bone

k1banty:
true talk.

I have met just two, one was my ex and the other was a good friend. My good friend gave me an inspiration way back in 2003 when i had my father's pension (15million buck, my dad worked for an oil company). I didn't know anything about stock but that was a life changing experience. I had to learn by force and i was surprised when she won't leave me alone, then we were both in our final year in the university.


Now we are miles apart and she is happily married with pickins, i will always remember her for as long as i live. Believe me she contributed to part of my success (i made my own money too).

the money invested on stocks wayback now give a yearly part-time wealth of Bleep millions (dividend).

oboi! shey u remember me? ur true paddy

ibadan? the cluster of raz people? if u pay i will give u tips, i was in U.I and i know some fine girls looking for love!!

I AM A GOOD POET

without you my love, am nothin but weak
without you, i dont even feel like a chic
i know am dying but not what to speak
all i want to do is suck on ur dik

if he doesnt run to ur house naked, i swear i'll resign from poetry!!!!

virgie:
@ poster,

Stop deceiving your self!

yes poster! stop deceiving urself, the rules dont apply if u used pure water bag as ur sheath ^{u no resemble person we fit afford condom}

@poster
u are one of those bastards who complain noi matter wat! if its cold u shout, if the weather is hot, u shout.if the girl is cheap u compain if she decides to be expensive u complain!!pls tell us wat the Bleep u want

candy:
What you need is a heavy dose of valium 5

or rather, cyanide

there was a prophecy i heard about six years ago that the church will take over the world economy, that is goin to happen, am not sayin that all pastors are genuine, some are crooks but some are genuine, wat stops a pastor fom makin money? ^{shut ur fukin mouth u bambastic psycho poster}

yes maybe i'll tell her i'll make it up to her and send her to italy ^{young money cash money}

yes at least my friend gave me 5grand to fire her! she is wat i call a beautiful thief

infact the tin still de pain me!! i feel like takin the 16hr trip back to naija and spittin on her stupid face!!!
i was so angry i told her i would leave if she ddnt sleep with my best friend!after 3days of quarellin she agreed and i dumped her on the spot,after my sex luvin friend fired her to death. but i still dnt feel even she sapped up to 100,000 naira from me

sistawoman:
This is very much not nice.

I really thought this girl was in danger.

me too! i was about to call ma sister who is a doctor to get ready for a case of V.V.F!

tope2000:
u don't have to lie to get it busy

yea
and you dont have to show us ur coconut head picture either

no, i pity you ^{you claim to be a christian yet ur dating a minor}

thank goodness she is around i think u deserve 30hot slaps so goand tell her that her boobs look like moi-moi