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@ beautigal
wet urself? men ma girlfriend only said that wen she tot i was makin her Hot!!!!!!!!

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yo momas so dum! i askd her where was the 5shillin coin she earned last year and she sayd someone at the casino told her to put her money where her mouth is

hahaha sucking and fuckin both hav2 do with a guys d*ck not his tongue (hehehe) so wat eva the case am the G.I Joe! by the was all you can do with a big tongue is please the girls, lick ice cream and spit on any bastard who tells u rubish but with a big dick i can please the chicks, please ma self, if i advertise men's panties even atiku's wife will say she has to get them for him and any woman who nos dat her hubby is cheatin on her can jus snap a picture with me naked and he'll be jealous

yo momas so fat it took the rapist 2hrs to separate her legs
yo momas so fat wen i askd ur dad why he chose soap(4 masturbation)over her he sayd soap is cheaper and more efficient

@ kuntakinte thats nice my 3inch tongue can only make the ladies sream yes, i bet your nine inch tongue can make them sream ow yes. wen the girls see ur 2inch piston, they'l say o, so thats it but wen they see my nine inch piston they'll sream ow my God
infact ladies do u prefare a big tongue or a bid d*ck or is ther a lady ready2 experiment both

@ kuntakinte haha d joke about yo moma goin2 dr dre 4a pap smear is so funny

na so o! chek her legs is ther reproductive passage?? mba!!

God forbid! i bet those ladies boobies are as hard as stone! Guys dont fancy macho women (who wants his thin to be bent like copper) thank goodness they are wearin bras i dnt wan2 see wonders and 2machine gun bullets on top! nnyama! all a girl needs is a flat tommy and a firm butt

sumone asks if am male or female, i told her i dont know, my mum has never called me a male or a female so she says ok, check ur crouch if u see a d*ck ur a (m) but if u see a pussy ur a (f).av looked there but i saw none of the above, all i saw was a nine inch piston so she says, ur a (m) alright, not a male but a MONSTER!!!!

yo momas so fat she needs a funnel to pee in the toilet
yo momas so fat she uses a skipping rope to floss her teeth
yo momas so dum she cant aim the floor with a basket ball
yo momas so dum wen i called her a cheap slut she said its just an easter bonanza
yo momas so old she has hitlers autograph in her diary
yo momas so old her breastmilk has fermented into sour bacardi!!!

yo momas so dum she was amaized wen i told her drinkin straws can work up side down
yo momas so skinny her panties hav2 be fitted with shoulder straps
yo momas so ugly wen she stands in front of a mirror it says unknown file format
yo momas so skinny she finds it hard to lift her morale
yo momas so slim the only physique shes got is her adams apple
yo momas so narrow minded she can see thru a needle with both eyes
yo momas so ugly she sent sent the rapist out of buisness
yo momas so slim the baby can fit her nipple in2 a straw and drink at ease
yo momas so fat her butt makes a good case study for the geographycal fold mountains
yo momas so fat her butt hole can be used as a wine bottle holder!
yo momas so ugly she has2 pay a rapist to screw her
yo momas so black papa has to use a torch to find her puss

its silly to try to compare 2 genres of music! thats just like sayin is a boy better than a girl! or comparing left and right! For God's sake what would be left if right was taken away? by the way i'll never pay attention to classical music till am old, toothless and cant rap nomore, naw thats a long time! all genres are equal in requirement, rap&hip hop require liveliness while u hav to be borin to sing classical, imagine me listenin to jim reeves or bethrovan or wateva they call dat old man! 4those of u who sayd rap requires no talent, try dissin eminem to his face; u'll regret ur whole life (aint that talent),

haba is it N30 coke they gave them to drink? Jay-Z looks older than his age he's only 37! they are a hot couple sha, i dont think they'll divorce after 1yr like most stars do!

i'll be jessica alba (so i can stare at the mirror naked)

i dunno? my own seems to be happy! wats bad in his bestfriend being a pussy? wat is ur owns bestfriend a d*ck 2?

na wa oh! which kind lekwa mermaid be dis? am sure no he-mermaid agree to marry am so she commit suicide!!!!! i tot mermaids are half woman,half fish with boobs? dis one resemble tilapia with grass cutter teeth! abeg fashi oh, this is no mermaid

yo momas so ugly she got charles darwin thinking man evolved from apes
yo momas so skinny she finds it hard to breast, no, nipple feed the baby
yo momas so fat she keeps the family savings between her butt cheeks
yo momas so fat the baby has2 wear an oxygen tank to prevent drownin in milk
yo momas so fat she farts to defrost the freezer
yo momas so fat she was banned from farting to reduce global warming
yo momas so dum she included aids as one of her assets in her will

yo moma's so dum she thinks pornography is a branch of geography
yo moma's so dum she tinks tupac shakur is a jewish festival
yo moma's so black they use carbon paper as her passport
yo moma's so fat they can use her butt to stop a get-away car!
yo moma's so fat that her bra can sufforcate a breastfeeding baby
yo moma's so dum her IQ gives negative values

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa justkunmi ur such a funny rascal! is this a gift from God or Devil?

who dash monkey banana? if sunny ade slaps 2face with N100million dat even kennis has not seen2 steal 4rm him, he will find his level!richest ke? lagbaja can call 2face 4houseboy job sef