₦airaland Forum

cetiyung:
Please from which local govt are you from

Ika south

Oh no another suicide thought..... Bruv u can make amends to any/all situations in life no matter how tough or difficult it may seem..... Just tell yourself u are tired of being stupid n suffering.... Cox dt very moment u take in hypo/insecticide u become a goner with no hope but only words like Rip.... Shun suicide n do the right thing

Seems d mail is being pushed out alphabetically... Delta state mail just popped up # Delta state aspirants kindly check ur mail....
Got a mail scheduled for 7th.....oluwa be my guide, Holla at 08038256498 let's relate better for Deltans

kITATITA:
I don't know what's special about this girl. She's not the ideal role model; not educated, got pregnant before marriage, her fame came from neither a dint of hardworking nor inheritance. The media tend glamorise street hawking.

Lolzzzzz, last time I checked hypo is still cheap... U can drink it to chill ur pain

N the goddamn complaint commission is busy saying something else.... Did they even investigate this guy's human right infringement n all others dt faced such unlawful detention, I bet they wouldn't want to stress em silly pot bellied drunken self.... Na only for naija police go detain u unlawfully n u must surely bail yourself n tell em thank you sir on top..... #stinking force

Sparrow13:
I voted for Buhari a fulani man, I can't remember voting for merlin or a miracle worker. So I never expected Merlin's magic or miracles to happen, I voted for change and not magic.16 years misrule can not be repaired in 1 year so Nigerians let's be patient.......#IStandWithBuhari#let the haters and Wailers continue wailing pdp 16 yrs of looting and misrule they are looking for APC magician to fix itin a year. Yeye

So b4 the 16yrs rule of PDP Nigeria has been properly ruled n free of looters ba
Aren't u ashamed of your sense of reasoning
I only but marvel when all these APC maggots keep lamenting about pdp 16yrs of mismanagement....... Has Nigeria ever been managed corruption free or economically managed well since independence?....
Abacha almost looted Nigeria dried n the so called glorified corrupt free man "Buhari" was a petroleum minister then....Abacha stole our oil money N the oil minister was a saint?... Lolzzzzz

Who would blame him?... D fella realized he can't afford staying unemployed n thus he created an office for himself..... Lolzzzz I'll love to call the POLITICAL ENTREPRENEUR OF OUR TIME... office of the former deputy governor indeed, we have various kinds of comedians # Delta state just found another 1

Lolzzzzzz @ trending Gej.... #Gejwhileyouwereaway.. Buhari refused to shake hands with Ben Bruce but shook that of other APC senators....
Please help us to go n shake Ben bruce

Alpet:
But is this topic " a trashy topic"??

Is it not

So over to u Mr Lia aka The Linus of Nigeria..... Set up the committee dt is gonna compile d names kwo.... I trust dtx gonna take about 8-10 months for em to compile it

So Nairaland has now turned to a platform where all sorts of funny poo will be seeking for baseless advice.... Maybe soon we will begin to see please my Nairalanders kindly advice I don't know if I should combine committing suicide or I should just allow someone to kill me..... Gosh wt a trashy topic......
U are d best to advise yourself when it comes to academics or politics..... Besides Nairalanders won't help u to sit for ur exams

icebebe:
Wit all d paparazi her looks neva still change,still lookin lik a bread seller,see her hair a whole model

OH u sound so pained..... Mix salt, dried pepper n lime to drink maybe dt will chill u.
Done with dt u can listen to Patoranking's # Make am

The beautiful ones I was once aren't yet born but the little we have keeps vanishing almost untimely WHILE d ugly ones live on......R.I.P dear

makzeze:
YOU ARE ALL WAILING WAILERS.

Lolzzzzz I wail Cox i cease to be fooled
Permit me to term u a foolish fool

This OP is a certified comedian " lolzzzz" just dt moment when I thought nothing can ever make me to laff today, he brought up such an hilarious topic n backed it up with "WE will defeat BOKO-HARAM picture"
Hahahahahahahah.... Where are the missing girls again, thought they were bringing em out piece by piece b4 or they have postponed the rescuing days to May 2017 hahahahhahaha.... Yeye dey smell

mrvitalis:
in fact am tired of saying this things
U want resource control, the president doesn't have power to grant that only the national assembly can, and Niger Delta has 27 senators.. . And over 60 rep members
U want confab report implemented go through ur repsentatives, the president don't have power to grant that, thought the schooled abroad??

As for my brother Kanu, and Tompolo, the law is the law they must face the law, only a presidential perdon can save them

Niger Delta region is not less developed than any region in Nigeria, in fact it's the most developed region

As for this boys, when they are finally arrested, the should be used as examples why no one should challenge the government

No one should challenge the govt even when the actions of the so called govt is affecting em negatively "U indeed sounded quite gullibe", ur name ought to have been Gullinus

Y m I not surprised..... I saw this coming going by what transpired during their last 2 meetings in court #I must tender my own own candid applause to our only true lasting friend Nigeria has got*Corruption

Lolzzzzzz..... Annie must understand that a man will always be a man but he if he comes back home to u... #shikena ba wahala n shove all d damn jealousy

Choi wt is it dt my eyes are seeing n ears are hearing Sacking of 16,000 ke, only a demon can carry out such demonic act. This above stinking #Oyostateisooozzzzzzziiiinnnngggg

The Nigerian Police Force has suddenly become a comic relief..... When they notice u are not armed they castigate u and call u all sorts of names and even showcase em silly professionalism to disarm the arms that u don't even have and at the end they will arrest any innocent they can possibly find, put guns in their front and tag em culprits....... Just let em hear of these names "Fulani herds men, BOKO boys, Nda boys and they will suddenly become dumb
Lolzzzzz they will manipulate or bribe em ways not to be posted to where the boys with arms are staying.. #jokers

How, when n where was this silly poll carried out Cox no one on the street, Bus-stop, even passengers on buses, market places etc seem to have heard or seen anything called NOIPOLL.... thus bunch of pot bellied media hype should be discouraged n let's handle real reality about what Nigerians are truly saying about this present administration lack of direction n visionless approach
Lolzzzzz I asked someone on the bus yesterday if he knows about Nigerians president and to my amusement he said, how to I expect a child to know his father who is never around to understand n take absolute care of his child but instead chooses to be touring the world like # Ajala the tourist

Someone dt is lying down on a rug na him OP elaborate am sey na floor..... Y him no come down tod bare floor lyk I'll love to put it San San........ Yeye stunt

Sugarhugs:
Will try.

Gracias.... Pardon how do I keep in touch with u?, I wouldn't mind we share contacts if it pleases u, thanks

Sugarhugs:
OH, would have helped out if it was a business related course.

Nice heart u have got.... Can u kindly extend the kind heart to my humble self, "studied Business administration, had a 2.1, got done with Nysc last year August, took some marketing experience jobs with a real estate company but i opted out of it when I compared the inputs with d outputs..... Please your kind consideration will be highly appreciated.. God bless

louqas:
BACK TO SENDER
"U have won yourself my award of the DUMBEST nigga roaming this nation called Nigeria..... If m to get u right u mean the president is right to have kept mute on matter of national concern.... Use dettol to bath not hypo Cox d damage it's doing to u is quite obvious"

GO AND DIE

Lolzzzz...... Did I get @ u Oh come take a hug chicken boy Cox i wouldn't be pleased with myself if I should hear another suicide case..... Hahahahhahahah

bootstrap:
But seriously tho.. WHATS WITH YOU GUYS? Do the fulani herdsmen threaten the territorial integrity of nigeria? Like IPOB and NDA and BH do?

Secondly.. Generalizing as fulani herdsmen is totally unfair to the honest herdmen. All state governors are chief security officers of their states, why then do yall expect the president to come and tackle hoodlums and murderers in ur state. Tell ur governors to get to work and catch the criminals. Very soon now, u guys wld expect the president to interfere when ur joystick stops working.... Mtcheww

Another nuisance on the loose.....
A group that attacked AGATU, ENUGU, EKITI isn't yet a threat to national security ba
Guess we ought to wait till they have visited all the 36 states..... U need to see your pastor for mental deliverance asap

louqas:
Because the "menace of fulani herdsmen" Is just a media hype by you all. All the fake pictures of herdsmen carrying Ak47 have been proven to be not from anywhere in Nigeria. Yes killings by fulani herdsmen has been happening for long (still happening ) and the president has done everything humanly possible to stop it but you all won't be satisfied even if he comes out to specifically condemn it . Malaria,armed robbery,kidnpping for rituals kill far more people than the so called fulani herdsmen. So far I haven't heard any leader from Niger delta condemn the activities of NDA as if they are complicit should we all now be shouting that ijaw leaders including the former president are supporting NDA Just because they have not come out to condemn their activities in strong terms.

U have won yourself my award of the DUMBEST nigga roaming this nation called Nigeria..... If m to get u right u mean the president is right to have kept mute on matter of national concern.... Use dettol to bath not hypo Cox d damage it's doing to u is quite obvious

Lolzzzzz guess he's flying to his fellow witches n wizards to get em approval 2 govern #fly wey noh dey hear word go follow dead body enter grave

eziokwubundunuwa:
I thought Lagos-Ore-Benin expressway was rebuilt by Jonathan admin. What I'm seeing here is different.

Traveling isn't part of your hobbies, is it Otherwise u would stop thoughting "lolzzzz" poo.. Gej administration did great justice to dt road, no 1 needs u to believe# just travel

His presence has never been useful in the country na # Ajala the traveler season 2

mrvitalis:
If u have a four hours exam and u are graded based on one hour how would u feel

Some people enter exam Hall rush and start writing in the first few minutes and people would say yes they are smart and hang mid way
Some will us 45 min to read all the questions and solve them in his mind before writing and eventually finish
Buhari has four years, judge him after that

Funny assumption.... So by the time u sit inside an exam hall for an examination of 4hrs n u have spent 1hr doing nothing but thinking or maybe counting cobwebs around " u are doomed to fail"
There's a simple adage which u will agree with me "he who fails to plan, plan to fail"
BUHARI HAS PAINSTAKINGLY WANTED TO BE D PRESIDENT FOR A LONGER TIME N THUS WE ALL EXPECT HIM TO BE A GREAT VISIONARY WHO IS MEANT TO PROFER SOLUTIONS N NOT 1 WHO WILL BE THINKING N ACTING GULLIBLE
BACK TO U.... B4 U GET TO THE EXAM HALL U GET PREPARED, U DON'T NEED A MAXIMUM OF 1HR TO BE THINKING OF POSSIBLE ANSWERS FOR AN EXAM OF 4HRS...GOSH U DISGUST ME WITH THAT THINKING OF URS

sleeknick:
last person to post here is a fool..

Lolzzzz.... In reverse it means d 1st to comment here is surely a bastard