₦airaland Forum

Hmmmmmm tell me wat a woman can't do... Guess she's a new record breaker "1st female to swallow a condom from a guy's P..who knows our ladies might just decide to emulate her 2....no b naija girls again,,,, maybe Naija own go swallow d guy's P join.... Lolzzzz.... Nansense gal

EmekaBlue:
hmm...another bet9ja nairabet things...dem go chop pple wella

Lolzzzz nigga nigga, as sey jobs no cum dey 9ja nko....d likes of bet9ja, nairabet, surebet etc have suddenly become naija youth skill acquisition..... Bob u need to see d way guys dey focus when analysis, forecasting possible wins"hahahahah" Not forgetting d chairmen who will wake up and hang em singlet round em neck " off to bet9ja for virtual soccer" expect em back by 8-9pm lamenting badly...... N now mtn come introduce em own app join lolzzzzz..u know d rest

[quote author=muri4mig post=46006436][/quote]THE choice to call me names or not is all urs i owe u no apology for dt, back to d issue u seem not to get it right yet, do u? If you want to repair something"economy", do u go about killing it 1st?, u will want to agree with me that our economy is sailing faster towards recession which has never been for over 25yrs,lest the masses try to pour out their anger ur likes will pop with some silly excuses of fighting corruption.I believe u will agree that it's only GEJ administration that dis so called administration is pointing a corruption finger at, does it mean d regimes behind GEJ are clean/white as snow"jokers" ur Mr President served in 1 of d worse looting regime"Abacha" as petroleum bla bla bla and Abacha was able to loot d economy almost dried n ur likes think Mr president has no question to answer under dt administration.... As if that wasn't enough u talked about Ipob who u will agree with me happens to be carrying out their peaceful agitation with no arms"is dt 1 a problem that Mr president can't handle amicably??..... Tell me about BOKO-HARAM, SHIITES, FULANI HERDSMEN, NIGER DELTA AVENGERS"THAT'S REAL THREAT".... YOUR PRESIDENT REFUSED LETTING NNAMDI KANU GO ON BAIL EVEN AFTER THE GRANTED HIM BAIL, WHICH HE CLAIMED KANU IS A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY"LOLZ" IS KANU OUT??.... ARE THE NATIONAL SECURITY ISSUES NOT STILL THERE.....
WE BOLDLY/GLADLY AFFIRM THAT HIS COUNTRY IS FANTASTICALLY CORRUPT BEFORE THE WORLD N EXPECT INVESTORS TO HUG HIM BA??....U CAN DO BETTER BY THINKING DEEP

muri4mig:
Sweet mouthing alone cannot attract investors. The current level of insecurity arising from the activities of NDA, IPOB and Boko Haram account for the reason why investors are holding back their resources. Reno just like every other public officers in the last administration were the ones that place us in this monumental level of corruption we experience in the last administration, yet they want us to believe that President Buhari should not come out clean on the level of corruption in the last administration. The numbers of articles written by this cronies and their agents cannot in any way protect them from the government wrath because when they have the opportunity for doing the right thing, they chose to mortgage our future by embezzling the state treasury. If PMB did not tell the world what they did to our economy, how the world leaders know? How can the world leaders help to repatriate the looted fund? What PMB is simply telling the world is that, initially their is high of corruption which the current administration is ready to tackle head on as can been seen today with large chunk of people who have benefited from the slush fund already returning them while others will return them when the chips are down. It doesn't matter how long is going to take, the most important thing is that we want sanity in the operation of the government and we want future government to behave responsible as what is obtainable in other clime. Let Omokeri and his likes continue to write until the investigations into their own activities catch up with them. If Reno is a good man as he preaches today, why don't him resign when his colleagues are involved in this act of deliberate criminality? No doubt PMB is slow, their is too much suffering in the land but this deliberate policies and program to remedy the ills of the previous government still remain the feasible solution to bring us the Nigeria that our forefathers dream of.
God bless You all.

I don't know the actual name to tag u with, either #ozuo or #ode.... Mr President went on to rightly clarify that yes his country is fantastically corrupt and u come down here to say what he meant was "initially" Are u shitting me, I believe u did better in English to different between present tense and past tense. The govt go about claiming they have been recovering some monies from looters
My question is who are the looters n what have they done with the so called money that has been recovered so far....... Jonathan administration was a damned corrupt one " No doubt about it" but the masses never ever suffered nor complained of such a destructive economy hardship that's being experience right now.
They claimed fuel price is d cause..... But thank gracious the price has increased to $50 per barrel even above the targeted $38 per barrel for the so called padded budget
My simple conclusion is that APC is just a shit party who keeps pointing accusing fingers to past administration wrong doings.... What's wrong with getting things right and not worsen it
Guess the main reason they got there was to make things right and not to be feeding Nigerians with ceaseless complains..... GOSH

gehfela:
God vindicated her from what? Mm mm, that harsh tag wasn't necessary sha

Lolzzzzz guess God vindicated her from schooling in Nigeria......
She sends her kids to school in abroad n share d success to her 9ja fans via social media N everyone dey shout congrats
...... Soon na Buhari son/daughter go receive USA presidential award n trust Nigerians to surely share d congratulobia hailings
After em go say let's buy n use made in Naija

WTF DUDE IS MISSING FOR OVER 7YRS WITH NO SINGLE TRACE OR RESPONSE/SIGNS OF HIS WHERE ABOUT..... TRUTH BE TOLD BRO I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY @ DIS JUNCTURE..... JUST KEEP HOPE ALIVE

Lolzzzzzz @ Amaechi's pix.... E be like madam dis 1 wey u come look AGAIN " ABI U JUST LISTEN TO MARVIN'S SONG CALLED LOOKU LOOKU"......

Rip dude...... But wherever u may be just digest the fact that u are gone n ask yourself "did you just lost your life for woman who wasn't even your wife"
I may sound absurd right now.... Pls get someone to give u good beating down there Like someone suggested" hell

All I see is bunch of old maggots who will soon start inducting the restive unemployed youths for em kidnapping/killing mission......
As a non-partisan Nigerian I ask can anything good come out of PDP.... NOT FORGETTING THAT D MOST SILLY N GULLIBLE ASSOCIATION OF PRETENCE CONGRESS"APC" WILL GLADLY SAY EM PESSIMISTIC CHANGE HAS TAKEN OVER PDP..... LOLZZZ YEYE AGBAYAS

MissMercedes:
It's only very immature guys that do that. It's pathetic

Ahn..... N what about d ladies guilty of same crime
Guess we call em premature n fantastically pathetic... Lolzzzz

Adaure4ever:
The term "kiss and tell" is very common in the world of men,
and I am yet to see what they enjoy in this act even when they promise you not to do it.
Its very common in the area of Sex, A boy will beg a girl for sex, after she accept and both of you will go and "jigijag". After the sex romp, be rest assured that the guy is going to brag with it to his friends.
Its an irritating character.
I am not a victim of it But many girls have been put through emotional strain because of this act.
BOYS, Whatever that happened between you and that girl should be secret.. KEEP IT SECRET, you stubborn heads.
Thankz..

Lolzzzz u just made My morning with this comic relief.... Hahahahahah u aren't in our shoes so u wouldn't know what's like to tell.... Don't know but I think dy call it FUN

Pardon me to say this is a whole empty shit.....
If I should get d OP right, we aren't suppose to ask d question Y??.... U just won yourself my most dumb mofo of d year.
Back to d contradiction, BRING BACK OUR GIRLS N FREE ESE..... is there any comparison in the 1st place, we all know how much BBOG got it needed media support even from withing n outside d country...... But sorry to say all effort N support even from withing n external yielded no possitive result N 1 damned party called APC just woke up one morning with few days to May 29 to start saying they have rescued/freed of AMINA who happened to be fetching firewood with her boko haram husband who claimed he was kidnapped n forced to marry her, "do u really believe dt poo" WE aren't done with that yet and the next day came the rescue of Sara just in a space of 24hrs Like are the guys shitting Nigerians...... This got me asking
These places they claimed to have seen the girls from, have they not searched em b4 tirelessly with no possitive result??
JUST ASK D QUESTION Y.. DON'T BE FOOLED
THERE IS MORE TO BRING BACK OUR GIRLS THAN U AND I KNOW.... BELIEVE IT OR NOT

mhizbright:
WHEN I WAS ASK TO WASH MY YOUNGER SIS BUTTOCK, I HAD TO SMELL IT TO MAKE SURE THERE IS NO SHIT THERE AGAIN

What else can I say to u other than THUMBS UP D ABLE ASS SMELLER.... LOLZ

Naikkie:
I was banned from playing hide and seek with cousins and neighbours after being reported to the elders several times. I was usually lazy to search for people's hideout whenever I am seeker, so I'll just go upstairs and leave people hiding. And whenever I am not the seeker, the seeker must surely see me first. I just hated it cos people hide at ridiculous places, imagine in empty tanks and under the bed in another compound..

Lolzzzz @ u will just go upstairs n leave em hiding..... In phyno's voice WICKEDEST

Lemme share my lil crazy act also # @ my childhood age blood of Zach my mom can flog... Most especially when u urinate on ur body while sleeping " she can flog ones shadow out self" jejeli I discovered my trick of pulling off my shorts while sleeping n when I eventually wake up on my urine I'll just shake my head n adjust my lil bro who always go to bed with his shorts on n definitely he will become d culprit..... D worse is dt momma always send me to go n buy d Cane dt she used in giving us memorable tattoos on our skin.... LOLZZZ UP TILL DATE I REFUSE TO CONFESS SUCH CRAZY ACT

jonaifame22:
took my sister's used pants she hung on the rope after she had washed it and smelt it if it still smells of pvssy I was dissapointed cos it smelt of detergent

Lolzzzz silly pussy boi.....i know sey na ur kind go like dt poem song "PUSSY CAT PUSSY CAT WHERE HAVE U BEEN *LOLZZZZ...... N NA DT PUSSY U GO DEY SHOUT WELLA...... U HAVE BEEN FORGIVEN SHA *GO N SIN NO MORE

Mug Oh please dis people really know how to Crack joke even with d state of d economy # I am voting osun state for comic relief state of d year..... Lolzzzzzz my Belle o

sweatlana:
YES! I'M A MOTHER OF 5 CHILDREN AND I KNOW THE VALUE OF A LIFE!
I don't care who or what the mother is. My primary concern would be the baby.
The fact of the matter is they are both wrong. The girl should not have gone to the media ( though I think it's because he neglected her) either should his mum! And I blame the mum more cos she should have either kept mute on this matter or send for the girl to ascertain the paternity of the baby before rejecting her and the baby publicly

Did even read Burna boy's mom response about the girl blogging the whole shit like d media will force Burna boy to accept it.....She has lost the mom's sympathy/suggestion/solution when she went to the media..... Let her pay d price

msserenity:
Exactly everyone is blaming only the girl what abt the celebrity who doesn't want to be trapped by pregnancy and yet had an unprotected sex with someone he barely knows?

Y pity someone who definitely wasn't d 1st Burna boy had N surely won't be d last..... Truth be told d sexcapade life of our celeb with dt of our numerous loosed girls is just like #bread n beans...... So all d girls he has slept with should go about Instagraming dt they are pregnant for Burna boy /any celeb...... Did she put it on Instagram when they had sex..... N here she's crying me a river dt Burna boy's mom aint acting like a mother..... Yeye dey smell

sweatlana:
Burna boy is rude! I'm not surprised seeing his mums insensitive comments. It obviously runs in the family...

If someone claims she is carrying my grand child even if she is a prostitute, I would send for her and try to determine the paternity of the baby. As a good mother that's what I expect for her.
Everyone her is just looking down on this girl because of the way she looks.. that's too bad cos in the end I'm sure the child would be his!

Are u shitting me Even if d pregnancy is from a prostitute U WILL CALL FOR HER BA...LEMME GUESS IT'S FOR DIALOGUE ABI AMNESTY *LOLZZZZ..... U WON MY COMEDIAN OF D DAY AWARD

izzou:
Its not fair naa
Habaa
You dont want him to eat again?

Lolzzzzz for this kind economy wey naija dey..... I swear down dt guy go finish garri #700 not minding any mood "sad/anger".... Hahahahha

TPAND:
Burna boys mom's comment is just insensitive. A girl cliam she's pregnant for your son, instead of telling your son to invite her, so you could get an authentic details of the whole event, you rather went on displaying traits of being a bad mother.

Burna boys mom's actions just suggested the kind of home she's from. Not all mothers deserve a happy Mother's Day. This woman is one of them

So u can comfortably sit in one tiny corner of wherever u may be with ur mtn/etisalat free mb after recharging #100 to decide whose mother deserves to be celebrated or not just like u said n i quote "burna boy's mom isn't worth a mother's day celebration...... Pardon me to say u have d dumbest I. Q

Lolzzzzzz....... I seem to be guilt of em all but above all without my phone I can't fit to wail on Nairaland....... Maybe m just a wailing phone addict

Like seriously his ex co-pastors came around to confirm that he is truly insane
So insane person can dress so cool n even fry meat Not to talk about d fetish stuffs found on him......... Guess they don't want whatever confession that man has to say to be taking seriously on d ground dt he is insane...... #funny

Last time I checked the military has been doing em clearing n forwarding for over two years in all these places but can't make anything relating to the rescue of the Chinook girls out of it..... THE QUESTION NOW IS Y NOW just few days to May 29...they come on air to rant about all the rescuing poo,,, they killed over so so so n so with no pics to prove or is 11:00am not bright enough to snap d girl @ d point of rescue or they don't have such intelligence " lolzzzzzz........ They will be putting em in d hospital n be snapping em" lolzzzzz...... Let's see em pics @ d point of rescue otherwise m still calling it scam

dustmalik:
I'm sure you meant to say, 90% of the inconsequential 5%. No one cares what you believe.

Only the dumb ones don't ever ask Y but get fooled with whatever propaganda is being unleashed on em
JUST ASK THESE QUESTIONS
1. WHY ON EARTH IS IT NOW.... JUST SOME DAYS TO MAY 29 "LOLZ"
2.HOW COME SHE WAS THE ONLY ESCAPEE IN THE EVER MIGHTY SAMBISA FOREST THAT OUR MILITARY HAS SEARCHED ALL ITS HOOK N CRANNIES WITH NO SINGLE TRACE OF EM
3.SHE WAS FOUND FETCHING FIREWOOD GOSH ARE U SHITTING ME
4.SHE HAS BEEN GIVEN OVER 3 NAMES
5.SHE CAN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH D LEAST OF IT "PIDGIN".... A WAEC CANDIDATE FOR THAT MATTER
6.SHE'S 15 N GOT MISSING 2YEARS AGO... MEANING SHE WAS 13YRS WHEN SHE GOT ENROLLED FOR WAEC LIKE SERIOUSLY 13YEARS TO WRITE WAEC IN THE NORTH
JUST CLEAR YOUR 1.Q WITH THE QUESTIONS OF Y..... N NOT FOOL YOURSELF WITH WHATEVER PROPAGANDA THE GOVT HAS CHOOSED TO FOOL THE POPULACE
DON'T GET FOOLED JUST ASK Y

KINGinVAHALA:
Quote me when you have improve in your typing.
I harbour wailers, but not the unintelligent ones.
Thanks!

Lolzzzz N u that u are intelligent u can't even prove a single wrong in my typing.... I clap for your intelligent dumb I. Q.... I refuse to say u have a problem, I'll rather say u are just the problem to your very own self# seeing a celestial priest may do you some justice.... Call me wailer"lolz" I call u DUMB

KINGinVAHALA:
sorry miss, but have you been living inside a rock and just came out or you re a wailer whom sees nothing good in anything?

Haven't you heard, read or you weren't told buhari has stated that we would list the looters and how much he has recovered when addressing the nation come may 29?

Please don't thank me for this info.

HABA BROS EASY WITH UR LIES NA...... SO BUHARI WILL JUST COME ON AIR N BE LISTING NAMES OF LOOTERS N EM LOOTING FIGURES #TOUGUE OUT 4 U....... EVEN U URSELF KNOW DT YA LYING..... U MUST BE DA PRO OF LYING LIARS ASSOCIATION BUT AFTER MAY 29 I'LL RAISE UR RANK TO THE PRESIDENT OF LYING LIARS...... PRESIDENT COMING ON AIR TO LIST NAMES N FIGURES "LOLZZZZZ

Abeg na who Amanpour interview don EPP n besides let's come down 2 reality about d change we all clamored 4.....N when d executives say dey do feel our pains I only smile n ponder on some thoughts
1.Do they buy fuel
2.Do they pay fares to jump on buses
3.Do they ever feel d effects of d ever falling Naira-dollar exchange on commodities like "garri, rice n Co lest we talk about d inability of most industries getting em raw materials which is forcing em to produce below excellence.
BUT
They do go about roaming d world with no single positive sign dt could be trace to it so far........
D most annoying of em all is dt 1 called d minister of finance who came on air to say dis regime has been saving money n @ dsame time will be borrowing to fund d ever padded budget n her Funny self doesn't even have a clue of how much has been recovered"can 1 be saving n borrowing so much @ dsame time
....... WHO AMANPOUR INTERVIEW DON EPP

Person enter studio cum began shout "skiborobo" "efejoku" N "yeba oshe baddest".....,yes we know n rock all our ass in the streets but believe it or not, no brand will want to reckon with an artiste dt is passing a nonsensical n meaningless slogan...... Skibo robo skibo robo yeba oshe baddest.. Lolzzzz

pjamas:
A teacher asked his student
1+1=?
A student stood up and
shouted
4
A man passing by overheard
the
response, he shook his head
and said "Buhari will not kill us
in this
country everything has
increased,
transport fare, fuel prices, food
stuff, pure water,dollar...
...everything
even 1+1 that used to be 2 has
now gone up to 4

Lolzzzzzz.... Somebody, someone, anybody should please chain this dude b4 e tear my Belle with laff......