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You're a wayward family member 😂

SeeWahala:
Yes now. It's part of the law.

A simple whistle blower law that was inacted by bubu to encourage people like you and me to kobalize our uncles and aunties who are stealing and hiding public funds It's called the 10% whistle blowers incentive and it is very much in play till today.

Do you have a fraudulent family member, relative or friend? One who doesn't read your WhatsApp messages or texts when you beg for cash? Well. Now is your time to shine

KoBaLiZe and chop your percentage clean mouth . . . no time at all

Make the adelekes no hear u oo. 😂

ipobarecriminals:
roundabout ball is playing a ball

I'm impressed by your knowledge on psychological warfare and international espionage.

Efewestern:
The essence of having strength is that no-one can attack you unnecessary. There will be consequences. So when nations acquire deadly weapons, they do so to prevent calamity.

Iran won't dare attack Israel or any US ally without a strong justification. By justification I mean Israel firing missiles towards Iran. Which Israel won't dare do because Iran has the strength and capacity to return same quantity of destruction and even more.

What these two are doing is to target eachother outside their territories. Eg Israel striking Iran's assets in Syria or sponsoring sabotage within Iran. Iran using Lebanon proxies to strike Israel.

US with all its strength also won't strike Iran without strong justification. Iran too won't provoke US unnecessary in the middle east without a strong justification. Strength prevent further wars. If a nation is weak, they will be crushed. The leaders in Iran understands what the almighty US can do to them if they act recklessly, infact they thread with wisdom. There would have been a regime change in Iran if they hadn't amassed strength over the years. Infact, for the peace of the region, no-one wants a war with Iran. Strike assets in weak Syria and claim victory.

US regularly strikes Iran's assets in Syria and Iraq. Of course, they can hit Iran directly, but no one really wants the destruction of the entire middle east. So it's much easier to hit Iran's asset, generals etc when they step outside their secured zone into Iraq and Syria. Iran too attack US assets using their militias in those countries. That way, everyone claims victory and there won't be a total fallout of war.

This is the psychology of the human mind.

Drop location boss

Offpoint1:
I wonder why a woman will buy Love Machine or masturbate when there are millions of hungry and starving dxcks yawning for their biological exercise places.


As long as Lagos is concern, the only I've not seen being publicly hawked is human parts.

There's a street people have sex for as low as N500 OPENLY from 6pm

It baffles me how people will wake up one day and use dia hand to put dem self inside wahala. If DSS pick u up now what will your family do? Dis is an offense punishable under federal law with a heavy capital punishment.

Na senior man u be!! 🙌 🙌

ravensckar:
Mr. OP, first of all, I sympathize with you on what you're going through in your marriage. May the Almighty God take absolute control.

Secondly, what you mentioned that your wife is doing to you is typical of most Nigerian women. Withholding sex, not cooking or showing you attention. It's their oldest control mechanism to keep their man in check. It's just that your wife took hers too far. Funny enough, there's not a single man in Nigeria whose wife didn't use these tactics on him, the smart ones always turn the tables and the weak ones always succumb. Kindly spend more time with your dad (if he's still around) or some of your guys who are married let them give you the OT.

My advice for you is simple; find your wife's thumbscrew and use it to counter attack (turn the table). I'll tell you a short story, hopefully, you can learn a thing or two from it. My wife for example, when she started her own 'kolomental' back then. She won't cook, she won't clean the house, she won't give her best during sex. It's always one complain or another. The most painful part of it was the food, every other thing I can bear. I sat her down and spoke to her, nothing changed. I sometimes don't eat at home just to express my displeasure. She didn't bulge, rather, she mocked me and told me that I'll die of hunger.
I reported to her parents, nothing changed.

Then, I spoke to my dad about it and he gave me the OT. I started chatting and receiving calls from one particular number. I began to spend quality time outside my house, she still didn't bulge. I took it to another level by subtly making her friends and family members become aware of my new lifestyle. Fear catch Hanty and she quickly surrendered. It was that moment I found her thumbscrew; my wife is very particular about other people's perception of her marriage. She hates to give others the impression that her marriage is going through something. She's that type of lady who doesn't want her friends, family or even the neighbours to ever think that her husband doesn't love her dearly. That was it, I found her thumbscrew and the dick measuring contest was won by me!

Since then, I now know what drives her, what motivates her and what unsettles her. For example, if I want her to knack very well. I'll stop over at her shop on my way back from work, buy her chop chop and we'll both be eating it outside. Gist with her outside, help her sell her stuff and be doing touch & do. You can be sure that night ehn, she will finish me on the bed. And in the same way, if she offends me and I want to treat her Bleep up, I'll just stop over at her shop with a frown on my face or attitude. Instantly, Hanty will start to dey beg.

In summary, every woman has a thumbscrew. Your job as a man is to figure out your wife's thumbscrew and use it to the fullest. If you do that, you'll change the dynamics. And in seduction, he who has the initiative has the power. You need to take that initiative!

PS- marriage, business, sports, & politics are ARTS. To succeed at it, one must learn the intricacies.

Seyiemath:
One particular evening I went out to do POS Transaction. After inputting my pin, 3 men from SARS Came towards me, at first I thought it was armed robbers. I don Dey already shout thieve thieve, until one use slap dumb me. 🤣🤣🤣

Omo I slap the guy back ASAP. That was the beginning of a very long story. The money I withdrew was collected from me, when I got to the cell I had no cash to settle the current presido. Omo these guys beat me tire.

After spending almost 5 days in cell I was released. I later saw one of the guys that dealt with me on my street. I made sure the guy spent his weekend in Hospital.

Dis one sweet me die.. U payed him back 💯. That's how police will be acting like dem dey invincible, treating people like trash

SLAP44:
Some people are just dancing naked on the streets just because of this rigged elections.

I pity people like FFK, Igbos will continue to live and grow in Lagos an all over Nigeria, if you don't like it, apply to leave Lagos and relocate to Togo

😂 😂 😂 Allah na werey u be..
Make dem go Burkina Faso or Zimbabwe 😂

timilehin007:
No peace for the wicked ..they will wail grind and garnish their teeth in agony for another 8 yrs

While living large and buying properties abi? Wawa

Me wey done Dey drive since 2014 without license but my car papers and other things are always valid lolz😂

Viccur:
you mean you trekked from Mokola to Alakia daily?

Wallahi me sef dey reason am... More thank 30km if I'm not mistaken..

budaatum:
Salary? You make me laff.

In 1980 I earned 8 Naira a day working 8 to 5 at a sawmill in Ibadan. If I arrived at work and there were no trees to slice or electricity to slice it with my boss might sympathise and pay me 2 Naira for the day. I'd walk from Mokola to Alakia and save 20 kobo.

Tuale sir. Na senior man u be

Lvgirl:
One.thing is sure in this type of hangout. You can never find love there. They can never marry each other. You can only wish.....

Fact!! 🙌
E be things

BigYash:
If who no sabi high take colos,he fit run mad

Wallahi

Chocoloco:
Here we go

Like for loud share for colos

Waytin colos take my eyes see. 😔 Chai 🙆‍♂️

doctore212:
I dragged one Sapele weed like that

The next thing I carry our house rent enter olosho end

😂 U should be homeless by now

mbahdi:
Clowns
He be like say I now live in a different country.come oyo state here we are happily spending it as if nothing is happening.we no dey go bank here.money wey no circulate na him u wun Carry dey go bank.we dey spend am within ourselves,u collect am I collect am another person collect am na so we take dey roll here......god punish apc and it's useless surporters

Speak for yourself.
As for people living within iwo Road axis we dont accept old notes as legal tender anymore. Only 1 person in 1000 people still accept it. Anything to stop this presidential election from being rigged is welcome 😊

newdawnnewlife:
What a proud kingmaker you would have been if you allowed Osinbajo to run the race. Even your enemies would be at peace with you. Now, it's a town hall...

Different from....

Pclemenza:
This might be the height of his disgraceful gaffes. As a Nigerian National, even from a young age, you are taught that when the Nigerian National Anthem is being sung, u stand stationed at a place, who taught BAT to raise hands when the National Anthem is sang.

U can't blame escobar chicago. He never went to school reason why he doesn't have any classmates or verified school which ge attended

A married woman once told me to pay 400k to fvck her,I sat down and divided the 400k by 20k for very fine and clean hook up girls and I came to the conclusion of which one was cheaper



Smart moves

Jon snow

Na man u be �

I won't forget Emmanuel, my crazy room mate for school that year, me and Emmy started from 100level we had each others back and all, until he use his hand and brought wahala upon himself, Emmy is from an average Nigeria home yet dude always ball hard in school it got to a point I was suspecting if he's into Yahoo, I never knew dude steal hugely from his parents each time school is not in session to come spend it in school, things went south for him when he use his school fees to throw a lavish birthday for his girlfriend, hoping to go play bet9ja virtual to recover the money and pay before deadline, wrong move

He carry 30k enter betshop and virtual chop all , him cry come back house, dude was not just crying but weeping , I asked him whats up he told me that he lost all his cash to virtual, me way my papa sabi everything about school, I can't scam him to send me money for anything because my dad was a close friend to one professor for my school that year, he would always call him before sending me money to make sure I am not trying to play a fast one on him.

Exams was in two weeks time and my guy never pay school fees, to make matter worst him babe come dey give .attitude that period, I had to carry my laptop, my ps3 that year give one guy that owns computer shop to collect a loan of 180k to pay back and collect the stuff.

To add insult to injuries, as we dey come back from collecting the loan, we saw a car packed very close to my street and as we approach, boom we saw my guy babe coming down from benz, she even pretended she doesn't know us, my guy cried until daybreak that day, I had to carry him on my back to canteen to go eat, he rejected the food we cooked and rejects anything call food, e be like the breakfast way the babe serve am no let am eat

I bought him milk, malt and egg, I dey pet am like small pikin make him chop small, withing two days my guy refuse to come out from the room not to talk of good for lectures, he was so depressed him chop 3 carry overs that semester , las las he bounced back, long story [/quote]

E be like say ur office dey inside evil forest oo

Your ex wants to skillfully apply Okafor's Law of Congo_dynamics

� Be calming down.. How sure are u that i won't spell your name in ps 3,4 or 5?

Sambaby7640:
world don move pass Ps2. Now we're talking ps5/ ps6. Come play those onces whether you no go collect wotowoto

I game alot too.. Funny enough i am an unbeatable champion on pes 2. My whole area for ibadan nobody fit stand me.most times champions come from other areas to compete but guess what, dem no reach!! �

Its quite obvious that you dont know iwo road. Your claims are false because i was present and had numerous pictures of the rally which people came out en-mass. Get your facts right. Before u tryna say something funny i am an Iwo-Road shopping Complex guy hence i have full knowledge of all that happens in iwo road. Shalom ✌️

Asgard73:
But in the honest sense of it .. there was no “ rally”..
iwo road on a normal work free day is more busy than what we saw online ..
maybe few Obi cretians on iwo road .

Nothing to worry GSM .. we know where your loyalty lies .. politics..


Power to the people
PDP!!

Omawumi17:
As a young hustler, I went to ojoo area in Ibadan to hustle
Luckily I was able to make 2300 naira profit
Excitedly, I took a Keke from ojoo to bodija and to buy some food stuffs from the profit. At all at all na winch
Unfortunately, the Keke dropped me in front of Amala skye �
I said to myself, babe, life is too short, enjoy small na
Na so I enter say make I spent 500 from the profit.
I saw people picking plate and a woman was scooping Amala into their plate
I picked mine too and she asked how many?
I said merin which means four little scoop
I moved staright to the ewedu and gbegiri line, the soup was enough for up to 4 persons
Next was the stew and meat line
I did not bother to ask the guy the price cos I thought at all at all meat ll not pass 500
I collected one bokoto
Na so I say make I pay money o
I handed 1k note to the cashier and he demanded for More
Kilode?
He said those tiny scoops I thought was 50# is actually 100# and since I collected 4, the Amala is 400. Mogbe!
Meat nko
He said the meat is 1000
Na so I shout o
Eyo kuro o eni damu o
I no want
He gave me the option of assorted 500
I grudgely accepted and ended up eating 900 at a go
Was the food nice? Yes
Was I satisfied? Hell No
Will I return back? Yes if I get sponsor
Did I get food stuffs, yes only potatoes and crayfish
Moral lesson: Always ask questions, no matter how silly
It's your girl poshscents Ibadan �

Moral lesson
Ps: I rarely eat out

i also reside in ibadan. I am igbo but do enjoy yoruba amala.. Could take u out preferably to an amala spot around iwo road... Its super cool

hilariously funny but true!!! Why should I?
I remembered back then, my guy use him school fees and house rent go put for MMM, omo na for auditorium him sleep till semester finish

Dollarremix:
Na mafians full that area.

I dey text u!!

Dollarremix:
Na mafians full that area.

u know how im dey go