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Rollins777:
*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!*

Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action".

By. *Com. Usman Abdulgafar*

*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX*

I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED

ON THIS ___ DAY
OF _____ (MONTH)
________ (YEAR)
AT ______ (AM/PM)

_______________________
(Signature of Screwee)

-------------------------------------
(Signature of Screwer)

Guys, is this cool?�‍♂�‍♂�‍♂�‍♂

*~~Com. Usman Abdulgafar*

freemanbubble:
Okay i go follow this news ehnnn

Because me ehnnn I first dislike God nor to talk of pastors the so called men of God
Because through that imaginary being called God one low budget asss Moda fuckkking nigggar called Jesus, the son of a broke asss bitch called Mary was able to deceive the world to believe he is the messiah
And the worse part of it all these churches don't pay tax.
God pls forgive him in ur infinite Mercy cox he knw nt wat he is saying

iammo:
Minister for state , of women affiars,, which one do you suggest comrade

lawman88:
I really need help and strategies to handle this matter. My wife sister came three weeks ago to live with us. She is 22 yrs. My problems now is her dressing mode which my wife is not careful about.

This lady always wear see-through singlets and night gowns. She has big breasts and always displaying them. I don't know how I will tell my wife to talk her sister to cover herself. She may feel bad that I'm attracted to her sister.

During the sallah holiday, I was with her alone because my wife don't holiday in her place of work, I have to leave the house and stay in the accommodation given to me in my place of work.

This morning, I carried my undies to wash, she crossed me and told me to give it to her to wash, the towel she tied because she was going to bathroom before was removing and showing her full breasts and she never worry about that.

Our marriage is just one year and I never cheated on my wife and she trusted me but her sister is really giving me emotional trauma. Can you imagine, yester night, my wife went to a programme, I was with her. So I called her around 8 pm that we should pray and go to bed. This lady came with a see-through night gown with a push up bra that put all breasts outside. Even her pant color was visible. I tried to control myself....

Even this morning, she came for prayer with the same gown and my wife did not caution her.....
How can I handle this matter?

SOFTENGR:
Fake news.
As members of NCAN North West Zone, we won't support this type of news.

riczy:
The silent Goat, nt loud!

MJBOLT:

what is this one saying?this one wants to use beer palour logic to water down Xavi prowess

ZombiePUNISHER:
This gold digger again...


Someone who started well and had the ability and opportunity to take over not just nollywood but Hollywood...

Now ends up as a fifth wife to an ancestor... Just to drive Ferrari in Abuja...

Spits

ZombiePUNISHER:
This gold digger again...


Someone who started well and had the ability and opportunity to take over not just nollywood but Hollywood...

Now ends up as a fifth wife to an ancestor... Just to drive Ferrari in Abuja...

Spits

Jay95:
Wait!!!
They still do that shiii?

kingjrofficial:

Another ronaldinho in the making... Dead career

obafemee80:
At the end of the day,

Premier league winner - Man City

UEFA Champions League winner -Liverpool

UEFA Europa league winner - Chelsea

1st , 2nd and 3rd on the Premier League Table

blessedweapon:
Why is she talking about him?.
I thought she called him a ritualist sometime ago?
Does she still want a ritualist to play a part in her daughter's life

Women and confusion

omoadeleye:
So lecturers can earn 59k salary?