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there is no point wasting time.. Call of the wedding.
Your heart is no longer in it. Dont go ahead and get married, then become a cheat.
Just say goodbye, do the right thing by calling it off now. Then go and start a new relationship with ur new found love.

Can u prove to me that i don't have a yellow monkey that speaks chinese and yoruba? The logic of religious people is astounding.

You are the one making the claim, so its your job to do the proving that there is a God. The burden of proof is on you.

This news we are reading alone is a proof that there is no God. 65 people just died worshiping an imaginary dude.

Deleayo88:
Can u prove to me that their is no God? Please help a brother

God could not save those who came to worship him...
Religion is for people who are delusional. There is no such thing as a God anywhere.. D earlier people start using their brain, the better.

"The fool says in his heart, there is a God without evidence"

Nonsense talk.. Rubbish and ingrident.
Infact i shit on this thread....

All they know how to do is take and take.. They never gave..

The smart ones amongst us Nigerian men already know as e day go.
When there are many foreign national woman out there.

The worst thing that can happen to any man is to date a Nigerian woman. Plenty gold diggers abound whose sole mission in life is to leach off men.

Abeg keep it real brothers #TeamForeignWomen
Team any woman but a Nigerian...

i am only reply this cuz i think i know this moniker. I have read lot of interesting stuff from you.

Before i tell you the easiest way to die. Please let me ask..
What is going on with you and why do you want to die?

I am not religious.. Perharps, i can find rational solution to your problems.
If cant, i will then prescribe a full proof way of dying to u.

Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. Psalm 137:9

Crysallis:
You sound like an atheist. I loved the way you gave your opinion.

Pls kindly give the reference to "Dash Your Children against the rock"

No it doesnt... The answer is right in front of you.
Just look at the Nigerian society and how morally bankrupt most people are.

They grew up in a home where they were canned. It did not stop them from being morally bankrupt.



They will quote nonsense from jewish mythological books like "spare the rod, bla bla" they conviniently leave out the part where the book said "dash your children happily against rock"
A book that said you should execute your own child.
The worst place you can turn to for moral is religion. Why should i listen to parenting advice from a God who drowned his own children and slaughtered innocent egyptian 1st born?

Check out the crime index of the countries with the lowest crime rate on google. Read up on their culture, they dont spank their kids and are not morally bankrupt like Nigeria.

send him pictures... Just dont let ur face show in the pics. Since what you are scared of is ur pics leaking out. That prevents u from being embarrased in the event of a leak.

dude... Let her abort the pregnancy and start a new life afresh without any baggage.

I am sure she has learned her lesson. That way she will have no connection to the as-shole.
No stigmatization of being a baby mama or afterone (like Naija men call it).

Magicians are called "illusion designers" for a reason. the more u look the more u fall.

if this guy decides to start a religion or claim to have supernatural powers... many ignorant people and the average Nigerians who are superstitious will fall for him and donate their money to him to give help them give God every other day...

The jean the dude is wearing might have sumtin inside of if that keeps him sitted.. the 1 leg in the air is to fool people.
make the guy do 2 legs up like a buddhist.... change into boxers in the current performance.

until sumbody wins th James Randy Challenge prize for supernatural.. i will never believe anything supernatural... the prize money has been standing for years now.

if u wanna see whatmagic is all about and how illlusion can fool the gullible... look for the followiing movies:

The Prestige.

The Illusionist.

Now You See Me.

Red Lights.

on youtube, search for "breaking the magician code" you are in for enlightenment.

juju ko, jazzz ni

i wil choose 20 mil.. Wit that i can get permanent residence in any of the listed country.

I go school there, marry there... With more money in my pocket.

Dont ruin your family or ur friendship...

Just stop visiting that place or anything that will make u and ur friends wife be alone.


Dont tell anybody... Lie to your friends wife that your wife stumbled upon your message and gave you hell. That gives u an opportunity to stop recieving her calls or replying her chat till she get common sense. So it aint happening.

You need to handle this with wisdom.... Save up ur chat, infact get a call recorder to save conversation sef for future evidence.. Put it in a remote storage online so ur wife no go stumble on it.
You have to protect yourself too and your family from this drama.

Top 10 reasons why Beer is
better than Religion...

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on
people's doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake,
hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

source: The internet.

Nigerians and the "Certificate syndrome"
"he should have at least done the last exam so that he will get a certificate and be called Dr"
Then what?? A man said he doesnt want to be a Dr, he doesnt have passion for it & rightly dropped it.
I am proud of this guy. Being a Dr is much more than just carrying a certificate.
The 2 most important day in ur life are: the day u were born and the day u find yourself.
I remembered watchin Steve Job's talking about when he dropped out of school. He said "when u follow ur passion, all of your choices will begin to make sense"
Imagine if he were a Nigerian and this thread is about Steve Jobs that dropped out of university to study Caligraphy. Try to imagine the comments here.
That Caligraphy class didnt make sense then until years later when he used it for the font of the iPhone we all carry about now.
One of the reason why Nigeria is backward as a country is because so many people are stuck doin what they have no passion for. Many went to school & accepted any course they were given cuz they couldnt get the course they wanted. In the end, they pass through school like a zombie, acquire the paper wit empty zeal and go on to the industry to continue the rollercoaster of failure.
Have u been to our hospitals? Its a sorry sight, beyond the physical aspect, most of the medical workers have no passion or work ethic, that is why they dont make break through here while other countries are breaking new grounds in medcine. We only learn to copy & do follow follow.
Most people live their lives for others unconsciously:
"What will people say if i drop out"
"Let me just get the certificate so they will call me a Dr"

Congrats to the guy for not conforming. A gud thing he followed his passion. Now he has excelled at it.
I wish him all the best in this endavour.

Gay rights activists are not all gay anymore than animal rights activists are animals....
Stup!dity of the highest order.. No wonder Africa is backwards. See the kind of Leaders and people they have. Lot of people are just so Selfish and myopic.
Just because you are hetrosexual doesn't mean homosexuals should not have equal right like every other human being in the society.
#GodBlessAmerica

This @Charism guy must be the liar here... how did u witness and hear everything that transpired?
where u following her around till she called the head office? you actually stayed with them all through the drama.
Shay u na CNN ni with bugging device.
If you said you were working in the bank, your story might have been more believable. but a customer that just came to transact business... haba!!!

As for the real story... no bank staff has the right to insult their customer even if it is 1 kobo she has in her account. it is called professionalism. these are the kind of training you get before you start working in any institution.

In this day and time where banks are employing contract staff and paying them pea nut that is what you get.

****ECO bank is the most useless bank in Nigeria. i moved my account from there last year becuz of their consistent network issue. i never knew there customer service delivery was this sh!tty...

Dude.. The movie is over.. As Una don marry now.. No need for d babe to pretend to be hardworkin anymore. Mission accomplished.
Obsiviously she is very "intelligent" cuz her plans worked.
Welcome to the real world..
To all the single brothers who wan marry becuz of domestic chores, companioship and sex... Please dont!! it's a trap.
1. Get a washin machine for ur cloths.
2. An automated vacumm cleaner that spins on its own and sweep ur whole house.
3. Get a dish washer to do the dishes.
4. Get a sex robot wit a sweet tight pussy. (they are available everywhere).
5. Stock ur laptop with music, movies, video games and other cool app (no companionship is greater than that).
6. Eat out, plenty resturant with great food. They cook beta than the wife way u wan marry sef.

Mr oga OP: Get a house maid to come and do the chores. He no cost much. Simple solution.

Lesson learned: *** Never marry a Nigerian woman. Na the biggest scam!!

Abeg upload the videos make i watch, i like home made scex Tape...


Lesson Learned: ***Dont get married, its a trap and a setup...

Maybe when "Nigerian girls" learn to pay their own bills on a date then Nigerian Men will stop the "come to my house" syndrome.

Imagine takin a lady out oh... She go come day order like say na Bill Gates she day wit.
She go chop like crocodile and still take away home sef.
There is no weird stories way i never here finish about Nigerian babes...
Just last week, i read here about a guy that invited a girl on a date. She came with 3 of her friends.

OP.. I dont blame the guys who say come to my house oh.
I love inviting babes over to my house. When i do, i have no ulterior motive.

I have the most recent movies on my laptop with my sorround sound speakers, it feels just like going to the movies.
I put so much effort into making the perfect and delicious home cooked meal...
So essentially, a date in my house is more friendly to my pocket.

I no go make the mistake of taking a NIGERIAN girl i dont know too well to a classy resturant way she go run me bankrupt, while i smile like a mumu.

I am sure plenty guys have stories to share about their date in Hell wit a NIGERIAN GIRL.

*** Try inviting a Nigerian Girl to a Park, Garden or a date that looks like it wont cost u money... See if she will take u seriously...

***Guys dont fall for their trap. If she is not coming to your house, make sure she is paying her bills whereva she suggest u go.

***Stay away from Nigerian girls, most of them have toxic mentality.

what is it with people and this virginity obsession?

Tell him of all ur fears the way you just told us... Let him know you might consider leaving him.
From his answer and reaction.... U will know wassup...


**I wish u wouldnt throw away a relationship with a good man just becuz he is not ready to marry yet.

Guys: Your life ambition VS Love...
Which would u choose?

Senjuchiha:
ur stupidity is lyk peak milk'its in u'

Yours is like Mount Everest... its the most high

Former Bayelsa State Governor, Chief Timipre Sylva
weekend declared that the decision by former
President Goodluck Jonathan to concede defeat to
President Mohammadu Buhari during the last
presidential election does not make him a hero. He insisted that Jonathan’s attempts to scuttle the
election disqualified him from benefiting from such
heroic status. Sylva, whose ambition of contesting for second
term was scuttled by the Peoples Democratic Party
PDP due to pressure from the former President, Dr.
Goodluck Jonathan, said though the decision to
concede defeat was inevitable and would have
been suicidal for the former President, the heroic status is a clear show of lack of value and
indication of how cheap a man could earn such
status in Nigeria. The former governor, who spoke in an interview
in Yenagoa said the decision by Dr. Goodluck
Jonathan to concede defeat should not be
considered an achievement but an inevitable act
from a defeated President. He said, “For me, conceding defeat is not an
achievement. Let us take a look at the event they
tried everything to subvert and thwart. They tried
to go to court to stop the announcement of the
result. Former Minister, Orubebe, tried to stage a
coup during the announcement to allow some paid ex-militants to invade the venue. They asked
the former Inspector-General of Police to withdraw
security from the venue to allow ex-militants
invade the venue. When all else failed, what did
you expect him to do? “If the Super Eagles play a football match and were
defeated. They now accepted defeat. Is that an
achievement? Seriously, if this is the level where
Nigeria has descended to, it is a sorry state. We
cannot be praising somebody for losing in such
manner. “He (Jonathan) didn’t have any other choice. What
would he have done? To kill himself? Any other
thing for Jonathan to do in Aso Rock would have
been suicide or self destruction. At that point
Jonathan also knew it

ubezson:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/jonathan-does-not-deserve-heros-status-sylva/

hotice01:
Choi e pain am well.......
Proper use of a condom by your father would have prevented the shame and disgrace you bringing to your family.
OK run along now and go play with ur fellow RiffRaffs

Ode... If your LovePeddler of a Mother get any sense she would have drank you as a sperm instead of the mouth foamin imbec!le you turned out to be.

I day here kampe day play with you na... I will run along after telling you of your family history... Ewu!

hotice01:
Have made a very outstanding contribution,and that's pointing out that you are a very stupid fool,thus your argument is invalid.Anyway,I don't expect a foolish RiffRaff to realize he's a fool.

Quote me to ur own detriment,don't have the time to banter with a foolish RiffRaff

Your father is a Stupidfool that is why stup!dity is inherent in your gene....
if you have nothing to say on a subject.. Next time shut your trap.

Chinom:
Everybody who has ever won the Nobel prize was JUST doing his or her job. Does that make it clear to you ?. I think you are smart enough to understand unlike the other " riffraff ".

You have the internet at your disposal.. Stop talking balderdash... Read up on the criteria for winning a Nobel Prize and stop trying to belittle an award meant for extraordinary people.

You psychophant should stop trying to elevate mediocrity to the status of a Hero.
I know to people like you that come from the jungle & grew up with a fuucked up corrosive mentality. Doin the right thing like vacating a seat after losing an election is worthy of heroworshiping cuz you are morally bankrupt. Keep that mentality amongst you and your iilk. In the real world, vacating a seat after you have lost an election is normal. So please stop talkin like a Cret!n.

Had he decided not to vacate the seat, he would have died with his family in prison. So he did it for his own good. Stop talking nonsense.

hotice01:
Sad that u know this fact but u still chose to not only be stupid but also foolish in trying to form that you are sophisticated,but then again what should we expect from a RiffRaff?Didn't disappoint, leaved up to expectation.

Cheers,have a beautiful day and stop been silly not good for your age.

you havent made any rebuttal as regard the subject so you are the Mo_roon here.. When you have a point as regard the subject of discourse.. Come back and debate.
Until then.. Sod off my mention.

It is only the poor child that didnt commit any crime i pity... I hate it so much when poor people give birth without proper planning.

Like i said... Let him get his act together..
People earn less than 80Grand and give birth to kids.

Its just one for now.... Please y'all should keep it that way till you can elevate your financial status. Its a minor bump for now.

2 people should be able to take care of a child if they are responsible. So talk to your babe & start making plans.
You can do it...
Turn this lemon into lemonade... Someday when that child is growing up, you will look back and be glad you kept it.

Other question the dude should be askin is:
Does he have marriage plan for the lady he impregnated abi na Hit & Run thingz?

hotice01:
Wanted to comment on ur post,but 'changed' my mind cuz ur Monika says it all

yea... zip it... Cuz you have nothing to say.
You know what they say "It is better to keep quite than speak & remove all doubt that you are stupid."

cheers

[quote author=Senjuchiha post=34482161][/quote]Eeeeya... This is all the meme's that cross your mind when you look at your father...
Sorry man.. You know scientist are coming up with a cure for stupidity.. I know it hereditery for you but there is hope...
Keep the faith aight...
Ode.

Your stup!dity is of epic proportion.... if you think every Tom, D!ck and Harry should get a Nobel prize & you think Brenden does not deserve one of his own for conceeding defeat to Arsenal then i am afraid you are more clueless than GEJ is.

You pyschophant should stop coming up with ludicrous preposition like giving a clown like GEJ the Nobel for what!!!!
Maybe then people like me will stop showing you cret!ns what a massive dolt yall are.

Chinom:
A dimwit like you has to reduce it to banalities. You are what your moniker suggests - A RIFFRAFF. Certain issues are just beyond some of you guys comprehension.

You earn 80 Grand and cannot afford to buy a condom.. A whole cartoon way u go use for almost a year go for as low as N300...

Man.. I'd say you really wanted the baby and you are ready for fatherly duties.
You are in no fix.. What were u expecting when you were shagging unprotected? You made your bed, it's time to lie on it.
Look around, People who earn less can take care of a child.
Nigeria is a country where lot of people without financial capability give birth to a child without plan, so you are right on track man...

Let me scare this dude a bit... Do not abort that Child! Never mind about people who try to downplay the gravity by calling it a foetus.. It is breathing and a human. You will be commiting murder! The blood will be on ur head and will hunt you forever!!!
Keep it or Else... God will never forgive or forget it.. You dont want to mess with baba God!

Since cococandy already called dibs on godmother duties... Abeg invite me for the naming ceremony. I dont like missin free food.

Congrats to the new daddy in town... God.. I Bleep!n love it when people have unprotected sex.. Its magic!!