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Somebody Say Hallaluya!
Wit d Power of Holy Spirit (Red Label) i Prophesy Dat:
1. Gudluck Jonathan Will B D Next President of Nigeria.
2. Fashola will Retain his Seat in Lagos.
3. More People will Die in Jos.
4. Policemen Will bring Back Road Block & Collect Bribe.
5. Food Price will Increase.
For More: Join Me This Sunday @ d Sinners Chapel, St Bottles Cathedral.
We Shall Fill d Ozone Layer wit Natural Incense (Weed)
St Remy Shall b Present, Also Present is Reverend Hennesy, Prophet Amarula, Bishop Johnny Walker e.t.c

Man, U do No want 2 Have a Child with Sickle Cell. i Assure u dat u will Regret d Day u Made that Decision.
I have a Family Member who is Currently Experiencin it, Its Not Easy @ all. Their Life is Hell & some Eventually Die.
Be Patient, Next Time u Meet Someone, do d Blood Test before it Gets 2 Deep,

Same Place "Harry Potter" & "Things Fall" Apart Came From,

@ kannymoore

Am not sure if that movie Yip man is new but its a decent movie

Seat Filler - A love Story that is kinda Funny. How can u be urself when u are so cool being somebody Else? A story about a jobless law school undergraduate who fell in love with a celebrity. Never knew Kelly Rowland was this cute with her bow leg. Nice one.

Inglorious Bastard - I have always wondered what the fate of Africa would be if Hitler had Taken over the world During the 2nd world War. Whatever d plan, Africans would have suffered so bad, we’d pray for Death Every day. Men, d Jews Suffered no be small. Brad Pitt & his squad made d movie worthwhile plus Quinin Tarantino Directed it. Am scorin it 7 out of 10


Revolutionary Road - After watching this movie plus some of the threads I’ve been reading on nairaland this days, I keep wondering why people ever get married in the first place. Though this movie stared the titanic duo of Leonardo & Kate winslet, the story is not romantic at all. A tragic movie.
Love, life, complications, marriage and broken dreams. How do u sleep with your neighbor’s wife and sill look him in the face? Men, this movie is touching.

A team - I had to add Bradley cooper to the list of my favourite actors after watching this movie. Not the typical Army Movie. Bunch of Daring Guys working as a Team. Believe me this is the craziest team i have ever come across in a movie considering the fact that they have a mad man among them. Top notch action, lots of explosives and army tactics.

Red - Bruce Willis played a retired agent being hunted by his former employee. He teamed up with a paranoid ex agent and morgan freeman to get his life back. It takes more than balls to infiltrate the CIA head quarters, that was exactly what he did. Badass action movie with a Jaw Dropping scene where he came out of a moving car with guns blazing.

Sword of d Stranger - i don’t know what I have against Manga Cartoon, i just don’t watch em. The last one i saw was “Death Note” (series). I decided to watch this animated movie, it was Breath Taking. This movie tells the story of a little boy who escaped from his village while it was destroyed by the enemies. He met a samurai who never uses his sword by the name "namashe". What made the movie special to me was the bad guy named "Rarou", a fierce swordsman nobody would want to fight.
The final battle between Namashe and Rarou literally took my breath away.

Greenberg - Though Ben Stiller is one of my favourite comedian, this is the most disappointing movie I have seen him in. This movie is a waste of 1:47 minutes of my life. The only reason i finished it was because i couldn’t believe Ben stiller could make a movie that is so shitty.
I was expecting some kind of magic to spark up, nothing happened.
The 2 characters in this movie are the worst loser i have ever come across in any movie. The movie is so depressing.

The good - Ever heard of what is called "The Nigerian Buy Back?" neither have I, until i saw this movie. A sales man and his team that can sell ice to Eskimo’s, this guy’s mouth sweet pass honey. Nice flick with a blend of comedy. Average rating.


The Final - This movie should be shown @ every secondary school with bullies. Men, the backlash of the final losers wasn’t funny at all. It tells the story of a group of students that have been bullied all heir secondary school years buy the so called cool students.
The losers couldn’t take it anymore, so the organized a party, invited all the students they wanted to get even with. Spiked their drink and the punishment started, it was a horrible scene. i started pitying the bullies myself.
mehn, this movie will make any bully turn a new leaf.
Watch this movie, u will enjoy it.

Wrong Turn 2 – All i can say is Jesus Christ!!!!! Horrible Movie, you will shit ur pants cuz this movie is Horrific. A True Horror Movie.

Prom Night - A secondary school teacher obsessed with a female student. A while back this teacher had murdered the girl’s family in a crazy way. He was arrested and jailed. The girl has started a new life with her uncle, made new friends and moved on from the past even though the teacher’s image hunts her every now and then. The killer broke out of prison on her prom & the dead bodies started stacking.


The Killer Inside Me - I almost mistake the dude for Ben Affleck cuz they both look alike only to find out it was his brother. Men this Casey Affleck guy was wicked in this movie. The guy just day kill like say na chicken. Also starring in this movie is Jessica Alba. Once i see Jessica in a movie, i don’t care if the movie is good or not, i will just keep watching but the movie try sha.

The Switch - What do u do when your best friend and the girl you suspected u are in love with decides to get pregnant by artificial insemination? What this dude did was switch the sperm with his own semen. Years later, your best friend has a child that only you understand. Now she is about to get married to the wrong guy (the surrogate father). This is one of those movies you want o watch on Valentine’s Day.

Sex & The City 2 - A trip to Abu Dhabi is such a Blast. You either like this movie or hate it. If u like desperate housewives then u will like it. I do.

Clueless - i have no clue what this movie is about. It was a good watch though, a mixture of comedy, high school and romance. Rating it 4 out of 10.

The Town - the worst version of bank robbers stay in this town. These guys can pull of any bank job until one job go all wrong. Ben Affleck survived it all.

You Again - What if your brother wants to marry the girl that made high school hell for you? the person that made u cry everyday in high school. Just like Kristen bell, I’d do anything to break them up. What if you didn’t know that your family rivalry didn’t start from your generation? it goes way back from your grand ma to ur mum and now the girl that made ur life hell. Everybody has a score to settle in this movie. Very fine movie, i loved every minute of it.

Mad money - A facility where worn out money is destroyed by poor workers. Sooner or later, u are bound to have a worker that will want some of the money u destroy daily under the most extreme of security. But a thief always get greedy, never knows when to stop. Can queen latifah, Katie Holmes and the other cronies’ beat the system? Find out in this humorous movie.

Unthinkable - A terrorist that has nuclear bombs in the different cities of the United States. mehn, this guy is one of the craziest character i have come across in any movie. He took all form of torture and still wouldn’t give away the location of the bombs. This is a man that made the us security team throw away the human right books and resort to extreme torture, more than what u get at the Guantanamo bay prison. Talk of a terrorist who wouldn’t crack.

Takers - After the Rihana's drama, i never want to touch anything Chris Brown again but this movie has also got T.I & Idris Elber in it. Group of thieves who major in truck heist and bank jobs. It’s a nice movie.

Devil - 5 people trapped in an elevator being killed by something mysterious. A security guard thinks it is the devil cuz everything goes wrong whenever the devil is around. The homicide cops and the other American guard laughed at the religious Latino guard.
Events happened and they started dyeing one after the other. Every attempt made to rescue them failed all in a weird circumstance. In an amazing & unexpected twist of the story it turns out everybody was there for a reason. What if u were about to save a man that killed ur wife in a hit & run accident that has remained unsolved for years? A blend of horror & mystery.

Ticking Clock - A kid that travels through time to kill. Almost ruined Cuba Gooding's life cuz everybody thought he was the killer. He was just a journalist caught in the middle of everything.


Lakeview Terrace - A white man married to a black girl moved into a new neighborhood where a racist lives across the street. If there is such a thing as a Black Racist, Samuel L. Jackson is the definition in this movie. An overbearing father who would do anything to chase his new white neighbor out of the estate. His job was made easy cuz he is a cop. he showed his neighbor hell. There is a point where u fight back no matter how patient u are. The movie took an unexpected turn in a slow but breathtaking fashion. Awesome movie!

The Killing Machine - Some few months ago, i was asking where Dolph lundgreen was. Then i saw the expendables and now this movie. The guy is still a bad ass, plays a former KGB turned assassin whose past came to haunt him. Betrayed by friends.


Game of Death – a man like Wesley Snipes in this movie is too good to be true. He fought a number of collogues gone rogue from the agency and he survived. That includes a ruthless killer who was in charge of the operation.



Death Race 2 - A crazy movie by all standard, extremely violent. Animals called human. Set in prison. Men these guys will shank u on motion. It’s like watching the human version of crash bandicoot or Mario Cart. Totally wicked movie.

The Eyes – For a girl that has lost her site since she was 5 year old, getting her sight back should be the best thing that has ever happened to her but it turned into her worst nightmare. Jessica Alba was seeing ghost, death and having premonitions of bad events that are set to happen in future. Scary!

Enter Room *Claps Like an Illitrate who doesn't understand a Thing they are Talkin about, Finally Realized that i'v wasted Years of Education*
Runs out of Room in Shame,

Ps: i Thought Pastor AI0 already Concluded this oneness of Infinity Hypothesis in 1 of d most amazin Thread,

Snow patrol
i first came across there song watching a very emotional episode of Smallville (Lana Was going to get Married to Lex Luthor) the song played at the beginning was Titled "You Could Be Happy"
iplayed that episode over and over again just to hear that song. i did an internet search o download more of there songs that was how i came across
"Chasing Cars" one of the most amazing song ever done by a Rock artist. i love this song so much.
"Open Your Eyes" i have i on repeat all day.
"Signal Fire" i love d beginning which says *D perfect words never crossed my mind cuz there was nothing in there but u*
D Song "Run" is also awesome. I tink of sum1 i luv evrytime i listen.
if u are looking for a great band to listen to, Snow patrol is he answer to ur Question

Caught in D Cross Fire - Duh, i dont care if my Man 50 cent featured in d Movie, am not impressed.

Crash - Awesome Soryline, i really like this movie.

Deception - Started so well but i didnt like he Ending, Hugh Jackman should have survived & that dumb guy left over 40 million dollars just like that. haaaaaaaaa!!!!

My Sisters Keeper - i just like that girl Abigail Breslin, she an awesome acor, nice story line, damn cancer is crazy. i hope they find a cure soon.

Saw 6 - I bow for the writer of this movie. this is what they should call a true "Horror Film". this movie is wicked, i thought Final Destination was the craziest movie but saw proved me wrong. now i have to find d whole collection.

D Cleaner - Samuel L jackson and Bruce willis, cmon man, i expected more, not bad sha but i wont be watchin this movie again.

D experiment - Cool Movie, i really like he way the movie potrayed how power can corrupt Human being, even d most humble person

Zoolander - Ha!!! now am trying to figure out who is crazier between ben Stiller & Jack Black. mehn Ben Stiller Mudered this movie, alongside Owen Wilson & how did stiller get Will Farrris to take part in this madness? this movie featured all the world superstar models Hiedi Klum,
It will brighten ur day and give u a good laugh

The Simpson (D Movie) - You want to die of laughter Watch his Animated movie, am laughing myself to deah just typing this.

I cant Believe anybody is still Debatin dis Mythological Story Cooked up by Jewish Fulani Cattle Rearer 2 Stop Thier Children from Bothering Them about d 1st Human & How d world Truely Started.
Why Plant d Tree Where Adam Or Eve Can Reach it?
Its like puttin a Toy in a Room filled wit other Toys. U Tell a baby "Play wit every other Toy But This particular 1"

Dat Genesis Story is Plain Ridiculous

Can We also have D Cele Section, D Gurumaraji, D Jesus Oyingbo & D Babalawo Section?
This will Surely Lead 2 D Death of the Religion Section,

I have seen a lot of T.v Series & Movies, 3 Hill happens 2 b one of d best i'v Seen, i'd Recommend it anyday,
My Fav Character @ 1st was Lucas then Brooke, then Rachael, Luke, Tim & Even Dan, I love Evry1 of them in a way,
Its such a Pity they didnt bring back 1 dude called Felix that has a lesbo Sister,

My Best Season i cant Tell cuz Even 1 of em was Special, Cant Remember all my best Moments 2.
1 Tin i know is that i have Neva Cried Watchin a Movie b4 but i always Remember Moments that almost Made me Cry, Like wen they Won d State Championship, 1 of my Best Moment, Almost Shed Tears of Joy,
Keaths Death, Quantin's Death,
I learnt a lot from dis, weneva am watchin it, i pick up a Pen & paper 2 Write quotes & Closin Remarks 4rm d Movie.
I knew a lot of Rock Bands i didnt Know about b4 (am a Big Rock Music Fan) infact anytime am Online i download Songs Frm Tree Hill,
D episode were Jimmy held piple hostage in skol was just nt just any episode 2 me, Dat episode highlited d physcological angle of some of those same Suitation i'v read about in Real Life,
I saw 1 Tree Hill About 2 Years ago & i Can Neva 4get how i Felt Watchin in For it Brought Me so much Joy, Am Goin 2 watch it Again Definately (Very Rare 4 Me Watch a Movie Twice, infact i dont, its gotta b a damn gud 1)
So No Matter How Many Prison Break, Smallville, How i Met Ur Mother, Friends, Desperate Housewives, 24, Greek e.t.c dat i watch, 3 Hill will always hold a Special Place in my Heart,

Catch & Release: i don’t know where to place this movie but i seem to like it. (dont know y)

Fired Up: Light hearted & funny plus am a fan of high school/ college movie.

From Paris with Love: is there any role Travolta cannot play? That dude is Awesome so is this movie

Killers: Not Chow yun fats classic, kate hiegel (used to mistake her for Jessica Alba) & one other dude. Funny and action packed but has d element of "actor no day die". its a really nice movie sha.

Pulp Fiction: not the type of movie, i will want to watch twice, what was in the damn bag?

Role Model: Ever liked a movie because it is plain stupid? That how i feel about this movie, i just love it.

Yipman [/b]2: looking for a KickAss Kungfu movie? you have found it. Donnie Yen was fantastic, some say it is better than part 1, i would have agreed if not for the combo combination he used on the Japanese guy in 1. This is the story of the man who trained bruce lee. (master yip). the way donie yen was in the movie, if i didn’t know better, i would have said he his a better martial artist than Jet li. freaking awesome movie.

[b]Thick as thieves: Give it up for Morgan Freeman, the best con man i have come across in any movie, banderas fell for it. Tight movie.

Salt: this is such a blast, nice story line & Action packed. i would have been crazy about it but i have seen jolie & james mcavoy in "Wanted"

Miss March: Damn Funny, So good seeing Hugh Hefner & playboy Girls. Mehn those girls fit die. got me wishing i was Hefner.

The invisible: Nice movie, Heard Remy Zero's - Perfect Memories for d 1st time.

The Expendables: where is Van Damme, Vin Diesel & d Rock? just call this an all star movie. its just there.

Last House on the Left: Gripping, there are crazy people in this life oh.

Man About Town: though a different story but i felt the way i felt when i was watching Tom Cruise's Vanilla Sky.

Just created this page to review any song that I’m crazy About.

Right now the song I’m crazy about is: Owl City – Vanilla Twilight.

Mehn,, this dude called Owl city can Sing about anything. Listening to his ocean eyes album proves that he is one hell of a poet.
When I hear songs like Saltwater Room, On the Wings, Fireflies, if my heart was a house, Cave in & all the others…. I just go totally gaga.

How do people come up with words like:
“Pour me a heavy dose of atmosphere”
“The silence isn’t so bad till I look @ my Hands & fill sad cuz The spaces between my fingers are right where urs fit perfectly”
The whole lyrics itself is hypnotizing, I have played this song everyday for like a year, even more but I can’t seem to get tired of listening to it.

I’m officially turning a poet because of owlcity.

If God is the authority and forgiver of Sins. Why exactly did he have to change to human or send his son (depending on ur belief of Trinity) to suffer & die.
Could it be that he couldn’t forgive humanity without the death of his son?
Thoughts??

Do you dream when u go to sleep? i do, the funny thing is, they sometimes happen in the real world. no matter how stupid the dream looks, it always seem to happen. Sometimes it could take hours, days, months, or years. i have noticed since childhood, i dismiss it then but growing up, i started paying attention.

There are people i have met in my dreams before meeting them in the real world. There are scenes that i have visualized in dreams & these events play out exactly the way it happened in my dream. People say the same thing, sit/stand in the same position, do exactly the same thing.

i took the time to read up on dreams. Some article say "dreams are a reflection of our subconscious", some say "we dream about the things we are thinking about before going to bed"
the question is: how can i think about people/places i have never met or seen before, what part of my subconscious can recall names of people i don’t know?

Is there anybody out there who understands what is going on?

hi everybody,
sorry it took me time to reply been so busy.
thanks for the encouragement.

@ noble cheif
nice work,

i will contact everybody that has dropped their email.

my email add is quatermaxmedia@gmail.com

this video is better


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeAv1wcnqtc

I saw this Indian movie back in the days, infact it is my favourite indian movie of all time. i have tried all the Movie shops around, even sent people to Alaba to find it. nobody seem to have it.
without this movie i feel incomplete, i need to have it.
here is a link for the preview on youtube:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snJYagxgx5U

The name of the movie is KARATE was shot in 1983.

i will be glad if anybody can help me find this movie.

Owlcity - Vanilla Twilight & Saltwater Room

Train - Drops of Jupiter

Colbie Cailat - The little things

Six pence none the richer - Kiss Me

Goo Goo Dolls - Iris & Slide

Lemar - If theres any justice & Lullaby

Oasis - Wonderwall

Destiny Child - Cater to u, Dangerously in Love

Anna Nalick - Breathe

Natasha beddingfield - Love like this(FT Sean Kingston)

Seal - Kiss from a Rose

Daniel Beddingfield - Never gonna leave ur side & If you are not the 1

Coldplay - Yellow & Scientist

Nickelback - If everyone Cared & Photograph

Stainde - Zoe Jane & Right here

3rd Eye Blind - Blinded

Rascal Flatt - Everyday & Fast Cars and Freedom

3 doors down - Here Without U

David Archuleta - Crush

Keane - Somewhere only we Know

Snowpatrol - Chasing Cars

Dido - Hunter

Westlife - (most of thiers songs)

Phil Collins - (Most of his songs)

I could go on & On but i will probably take up space

Some of us went through hell in the university. Ranging from cultist victimization to lecturers harassment and all form of crazy stories.
I once got into trouble with a lecture for being brave. The story wasn’t funny at all, he made my life hell….

Is there any lawyer on NL that can help me sue UTME for withholding 2 subjects out of the four subjects i sat for.
When i went to jamb office at ikeja, i was told i didn’t shade the 2 remaining subject. i am pretty sure i did. i used the writing material provided by the body (another 1 of their excuse).
I didn’t take part in any form of examination malpractice. i want my script remarked.
Is there anybody that can help me?

I’d like humble suggestions on how i can get a university education without jamb cuz i am seriously tired of writing Jamb. Its d second time my result has being withheld without a reason.

There is a Power Higher than God. That is the "Almighty Devil"
It is called d "Religion Section"

After readin d tread i wantd 2 bypass it until i heard Streetwise sayin sometin about "Common Sense"

when it comes 2 Religion there is No sense in it at all. Anybody wit Half a Brain Knows Dat:
1. D sun does not Revolve around d world. How was Joshau able 2 stop d sun?
2. Why would an Ominipresent god be bothered about piple trying 2 build a Tower 2 Reach him?
3. Y would he kill his own Son 2 Forgive Human for der sins when he can as wel forgive them witout bloodshed?
4. Y harden Pharoahs heart & kill other People's 1st born? Where was d Freewill crap in dat story? If ur 1st born were among those killed wud u stil b defendin dis imaginary god.
5. What is d point of Floodin d world wit water? His mission was 2 eradicate Evil & he failed.
6. If nothin can exist outside d creation of this god, then he is Evil cuz evil cannot exist on its own. Sendin piple 2 hell 2 burn 4 enternity means blamin others for his own mistakes.

Y cant dis god com out & speak 4 himself, y is he hidin?

Please dont mention anything about "Common Sense" cuz if u people had any, u would have seen the bible as a piece of story book dat it is.

Expecting a story?



Happy April Fool day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy April Fool Day.



I love u all.

The best i have seen is "Karate"
This is d most beautiful movie ever. Its bin a long while dat i saw it. 1989. But its an awesome movie. I have seen it a million times & wud love 2 again but i lost d cassete a few years ago. I am plannin 2 go 2 Alaba just 2 find this movie. I wud pay N50,000 for it if possible.
Nowadays i dream of this movie evry day.
I dont know y it wasnt popular among D indian film watchers on dis forum cuz its Only Funloving dat mentioned it.
Back den i watchd virtualy al Amtabh Bachan movie. Mard, Great Gambler, Toofan, Trushul etc
sum piple Nicknamed me "Sholay" dat was 1 movie i was crazy about 2. In recent times Kuch Kuch Hotai blew me of.
Watch Promise (Ye va da ra)
bagha bhag.
Janaashin
ghazab, Najin, dusi numberi (old school but great work of art)
oh anoda nice movie is "Alaraka"
i cant list d half of it. I av seen a lot of em.
Just go out der & purchase d dvd.

Hi,
I am d Co-Director of d Movie.
Been a little busy dats y i avnt been on Nairaland these days.
U can direct al ur questions @ me. I'l find time 2 pop in on Nairaland.

As for d person dat was askin why d name "Kajola"
d movie was originaly titled "Black Hole". We decided to go for a Nigerian Name cuz BH sounds Forign.

Thanks for all ur comments.

@Girl846
which end time? Ur time ends when u die.
Fire doesnt scare people anymore u need a better scare tactics.
If u stay in Nigeria then u have bin 2 hell already so wat more can scare u.
Are u not ashame of worshipin a god dat killed (egptian) first born, dat Condones Rhape, Supression of woman right, Genocidal, Selfish, Bloodthirsty & utterly Ridiculous?
Cant u see d ludcrity of propergatin d worship of this "spirit(wateva dat is)"
U cant even tel us wat a "god" is & u are talkin about another imaginary event.

@ poster
wat we need is For u 2 Call out ur god & tell him 2 stop hiding,