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not4sure:
OP You are not making sense at all use the application very well because this is the result

buhari wasn't president during that period, be guided.

[quote author=Kororugged post=29796477][/quote]A picture speaks a thousand words, quite true.

But then pictures have been sacrificed and abused on the altar of humans with inferior intellect when they cant engage in a verbal joust with their intellectually superior lords.

Usually when they meet homo erectus like themselves, they yap about asinine stuff, but whenever the hit a brickwall as they usually do when they attempt conversing with homo sapiens, they post a picture of themselves and a relative who is even lower on the cerebral scale in an moronic pose.

you dont have to use a thousand words dude, a word from you rats you out, stewpeedity cant be hidden.

Sometimes its better to keep quite and be thought a fhool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Think before another thousand words son!......think.

Jarus:
We Yorubas are mature and sophisticated. Our press damaged Buhari but in the light of events of today, we believe he's pardonable and we pardoned. We are the same people at the forefront of rebuilding the Buhari brand because, in hindsight, we realized his errors were less than what Nigeria suffer today.

We are not like some people that are still stuck to 1967 and will not forget what had happened and move on.

Mr man shut the *!#* up, stop all the mature talk, politics is a game of self interest so dont act like you are some shining light, why didnt tinubu put amaechi or okorocha as deputy, why did he insist on osinbajo, why did buhari insist on contesting when fashola, amaechi and kwankwaso are there.

Would the yoruba have supported GMB if he didnt put a SW man as deputy, in politics you use all means to garner numbers to you advantage, so secondly politics is a game of numbers, stop all the maturity talk.

if the SE believe they will gain more by voting GEJ then its politics and nothing more, they voted MKO and even OBJ against ojukwu so what are you talking about.

Even at that it is wrong in the strictest sense to assume that SE is for GEJ, people in orlu, and many parts of SE are for apc, your crass lumping of people and rank assumptions based on suppositions stemming from inate congenital sterotyping reeks ignorance.

Its nobodys fault if buhari started the wooing of SE late, even rivers wouldnt have being in support of apc if not for the personal issues btw amaechi and GEJ.


Lastly you said the SW press damaged buhari but have forgiven him and is now building him back?....really?

No single press damaged buhari, his dictatorial and tyranical legacies coupled with his public tongue in cheek miss-speak is recorded by posterity for all to see, his jailing of fela, tai sholarin, ajashin, ekwueme etc is there for all to see, his treatment of the press is there, he proclaimed that it doesnt matter if what you print is true or not, once he doesnt like it you are in deep shii..

He sacked the NTA worker who traced a sum to his midland account, i hv forgotten the name but shes female, what about his putting of shagari in house arrest in a mansion?, no core northerner was jailed under him, in fact google search about the guy who was found with cash but was sheilded by him.

Anyway, we are in a democracy afterall, dont claim superiority just because you fancy one and another fancies the other, its low....you have not done more than amaechi, ngige and okorocha who are comtributing their time and money and behrehm who is donating her *!ss* to ensure buhari wins..

Do you even have PVC

dokunbam:
The wages of sin is death,

So come May, everyone go sit tight, no room for corruption.

I told my bro, a lot of people,politicians will leave this country, just make sure your hands are.clean

Cos the kingdom of probe is at hand

What moral right does buhari, a man who didnt honour oputa panel posses to probe others?

Simple answer please

All i see is a young boy who didnt know how fate has destined him for great things and another man looking so lost in the company of intelligent people, trying so hard to fit in, but being given the cold shoulder.

Like an a55 trying to look like an owl

PDP has absolutely nothing to gain by bombing APC office, in fact they have more to lose, you dont commit a crime that you know people will assume you to be the obvious suspect while garnering sympathy for the supposed victim.

Everything is compromise, if you cant have seexx with him, meet him halfway.

He gave you a job?...then give him a blow jorb.

IamDejman:
To all insulting the man. Take a look from this angle

His daughter was raped. Under Islamic parlance, she might possibly not get married cos of that lingering issue on her. Since the rapist decided he would marry her, the father was happy that the shame would soon be over and therefore agrees provided there isn't any use of pregnancy in a month.

Note: the rapist in the afterworld would have his punishment cos of direct contravention to the forbidden act he committed (Haram)


#ProudlyChristianThough

The raypist will suffer in heaven and get away with the crime here on earth while enjoying the permenent legitimization of his loot, while the victim, a little child by law and mentality, will suffer the torture of stigma for life, worse still she will be made legally submisive for life the the criminal, the only love making she will LEGALLY get in life will be from a guy who she despises when she finally matures.

Note also that in the event that she becomes boring and unloved, the criminal is legally entitled to 3 more virgins, no need to plan, a new short cut has been found, as long as he can raype them into submission, he can acquire them now, and wait for the punishment after death, meanwhile the child will be stoned if she as little as kisses another man.

Lets hope the man gets punished in heaven............

But there is a way out, its a mans world o thou weak vessels, when the man is 89 and about to die, he can put a bomb under his gown and take 4 or 5 infidels with him in death, that way he will not only enjoy aljanah firdus, but the company of a bevy of not 1, 2 but 72 virgins!

Allah be praised, thou art doG and thy judgment is just!......thou dost not discriminate between man and woman, thy prophet mohamad (saw 4) brought unto us thy pure undiluted word.

It gets even better, in the event that the 89 yr old man is too scared to die, he can donate one of his 10yr old daughters to die, as is fashionable these days, the result is same, aljanah with 72 of the finest for old papa whenever he tips over.


Bissimillahi irahman irahim!

There was this girl i wanted to fxck, she positioned herself dorgie style by the edge of the bed, i was a little high, when i entered london it was ''wierdly'' tighter than normal, alas ''coincidentally'' i thought i was in london, not knowing i was in las vegas, slightly above london, the whole thing felt wierdly tighter......thats my wierd experience.

diluminati:
[size=28pt]ochejoseph and reno omokri, you guys have failed.

You kids of 1993, you believe the lies your devious uncles tell you.

Shame on you. Your propaganda will not work.
We all know your type and have seen through the lies. Go spread your propaganda in your shytty buildupnigeria trashy blog.

Reno Omokri, hope you have found a safe place to run to, because when GMB takes over from the CLUELESS ONE, you will have no hiding place.

You better be afraid Oche Otorkpa and you Reno Omokri. Be very Afraid.[/size]

answer the question instead of your ambiguous responses, at least I know of pa ajashin and ekwueme, till date ajashin is revered in ondo as the most honest governor the state has ever produced, why did you personal lord and saviour jail him?

he is a megalomaniac who sees himself as the best thing to happen to Nigeria.

LRNZH:
Lagos then Enugu.

GEJ and PDP do not even understand efficiency. Why not stick to the SW since you have started in Lagos already? If na business person dey travel without plan like this ehn, e go pack up.

I'm getting carried away. GEJ will never get the concept of carbon footprint. Burning jet fuel travelling in a zig-zag fashion haphazardly.

GEJ is competing with Shagari for the Best Nigerian President in their own category. Don't ask me what this category is.


GMB 2015. Competence is our Watchword.

if he takes a flight from lagos, which other airport will he land in the SW.

olabukola:
It looks like the Eyi or whatever is not even happy. His face is not that welcoming, I guess that is ibo people face generally.

yes, I guess so, incidentaly that's also the face of your father when your mom was dishing me goat head pepper soup.

The election is fast approaching, they say history repeats itself, but if the last election is anything to go by, especially the post election violence, then i pray history doesnt repeat itself.


Lets pause and think for a moment if buhari loses, the last time was different, many people voted massively for GEJ, yet it was hard to buhari and his supporters to accept defeat, buhari went to court and wept, while his horde of barbaric faithfuls painted the town red in a frenzy of pseudo-religious political cleansing 0rgyy, what will happen now that there is a slight increase in support for the man, will his still consider himself beatable like any mortal would?


Sadly we daily witness pointers to the contrary, GEJs home state of bayelsa is full of buhari posters, untouched, while to even put up a GEJ will reduce your lifespan drastically up north, not to talk of the poster itself, the lifespan of a GEJ poster up north is 7 hours, this is not how it should be, the supporters of GEJ should be allowed freewill no matter their reasons for supporting. Many GEJ supporters even get death threats up north.


Lastly, will this people remember, in the event that buhari loses, that many southerners/Christians support buhari with their money and strength and spare the southerners/xtians up north the usual treatment when things don’t go their way, people who wont even vote and don’t have any influence whatsoever in the outcome of the elections.


Will they remember amaechi and the millions spent, okorocha, fashola, oshiomole, ngige, who has endured many ridicules, due to his association and many other people online like berem, barcansita, egift, omenka etc and spare their brothers the ‘’just’’ anger they need to let out, knowing that its politics.


Something tells me they wont.


But i sincerely hope they do.

though 99% of girls are either hare brained or fish brained, you don't initiate a conversation with them the same way otherwise they will be put off and you lose your mark, it depends on your intentions and the kind of girl you are talking to.

1. the sharp in and out girl,
these are girls you want to use for a fling, for the time being, or when you girl is not around, or for fun/adventure, there are subtypes.

a. the good bad girl.
this type has a boyfriend, but he is far away and she likes you very much, and wants to fxck you, if the feeling is mutual, indulge her, don't start with the love and getting to know you slash friends convo.....use double meaning suggestive words when you converse with her..........start the good boy thing and you are on a long thing, leave that for her real boyfriend, she is a good bad girl. bad with you, good with him.

b. the runs gyal
someone gives you a runs gyals number and you go into the kinda conversation as written by the OP, RUBBISH.
where can we meet, should be first and what is your name last, the last doesn't even matter cos she is gonna give you a name like cindyrealia or magenta a fake name which you will soon forget.

c. the fill in the gap girl.
she just broke up and wants to have wild fun for revenge/fun purpose, and you are forming nice gentleman discussion?


2. the serious working class "lady"
you are in that mood where you don't want a clingy or needy girl, she works in a bank and single, no time to mingle, you two hook up, I swear she is gonna be the one to ask you where you work!...........its not like she is a gold digger, she just doesn't wanna have to pick the tab and baby sit you all the time.

so yes someone is gonna ask what the other person does......beat her to it sir!.........ask! and when she answers nod and say stuff that is ambiguous, let her empty herself cos she wanna show you she is independent, then tell her as liitle as possible about yourself, make it ambiguous, tell her where you work, but not which office, take her home.

the rest is history.


3. the friendship type gyal.

normal I don't converse with girls I don't intend to fxck, but there comes a time when something pushes you into this kinda group, play along, this is only when you can act a little nice.....but alas!....not to the letter, remember, girls are soon bored with good guys, feel her in alone moments, gauge her , chip in a few words to see her kinda person when you are alone, so you know which category to box her in. Thats her inner category, bring it out.

the drawback with these kinda is like you have a girlfriend without the "privileges"...believe me, naija girls being the fishbrained creatures they are will still want you to do stuff for them, I wont say don't, cos ppl will say am harsh and I wont say do cos that will be creating a new mugu, we have many running around already....just use your brain.

4a. there is a final subset to the friendship type...THE BAIT.

these ones are friends with you, maybe you have !@#$ed them in the past, or just friends, doesn't matter, but they have many girlfriends and girls seems to like her a lot, she is like a leader among them....you know the kinda, popular and flirty and wild sometimes?...with enough female numbers........yes!......a girl that likes her and knows she likes you.....automatically likes you too, if she tells a girl you are generous, work in NNPC etc, it its the gospel truth even when hard FACTS prove otherwise.


5. the sheep

these kind don't talk much, don't party much are mostly loners and introverts, they have a lot going on in their head, they can use their imagination to keep themselves company, and that's what you need to break into, your conversation should be centred around the fact that you know and feel how brilliant she is and no one understands her......BUT YOU.

there are mainly two kinds.

a. the religious sheep.

this kind, due to religion has been turned into the sheep, she follows the book and does things right, if your intentions are wolfy, make them sheepy, find a sheep and use it to cover your intentions, then worm your way into her mind, but remember, don't be totally good, a few flashes of the wild side on a few occasions will do, forget that she is covered from head to toe, everything is possible since 50cent and vivica.

b. the natural sheep

this kind are just naturally quiet...for not seeable reason.........just nature, keep her company, fill in the gap in her life....now don't do much conversation, the key is to get her talking, trust me the quiet ones have things to say too.

one day just act sad, that's all, the nurturing instinct that these kind possess will kick in, pretend you want to be alone now.......she wont allow....she will want to know......and that's when the cookie crumbles.

a big a55 with wide hips is good for my heart

the best thing US has done for the world is showing us kim kardashians a55

Mzflexydeeva:
Over the years I have heard this a lot and I have tried to understand the situation. The truth is, no lady likes a stereotype guy.


It is so common to find guys getting the monosyllabic response over instant messages because they always say the wrong things.
Before you attack to bite let me finish.


It is no longer news that we meet more people online today than we meet in person. A Lot of guys call it "forming" for others it's just "annoying attitude by ladies" but I say, know what to say and you can get the best out of a conversation.





How would you expect a lady you are chatting with to take you serious when the 1st time u chat her up all you can say is:



1. Who is dis That's a no no......
I know you'll say a lot of ladies do that but it's a no no for a guy for Christ sake she isn't going to wanna listen to you. If she's not giving out her name, don't take it the hard way. Some ladies prefer to be anonymous till they feel comfortable so just give it time.

2. Don't start up a conversation by asking " what do you do".
For heaven's sake, you wanna make friends not a business partner.

3. You only just met her online and you are already asking what are parents do for a living haba now......

4. If you want her to totally loose interest please ask what her best food is or her hubby.... menh that's so 19th century.


5. If you are interested in her beyond friendship please never ask " what kindda guys she likes"
That's a signal for "complex"




There are lots of reasons ladies pay little or no attention to a guy the first time they chat but for the sake of a healthy conversation it's better to go with the flow. The first conversation should not always be an interview trust me lots of ladies hate that.





Best form of conversation:
Boy: hey what's up?
Girl: who are you?

Boy: got your number/ pin from......
Girl: k.... what do you want?


Boy: just wanna be friends if you don't mind..
Girl: K

Boy: my name is...... how are you doing and how is your day turning out? hope you are not busy and can chat...



No girl will ever turn down such polite approach as against the typical.....

Boy: hi
Girl: hi
Boy: can I meet you?
What do you do for a living?
Where are you based?......

who has the time for all these puppy love conversation, when you meet a new girl via phone or electronic connect, don't waste time, there are three types and three ways and three uses.

1. the sharp in and out girl,
these are girls you want to use for a fling, for the time being, or when you girl is not around, or for fun/adventure, there are subtypes.

a. the good bad girl.
this type has a boyfriend, but he is far away and she likes you very much, and wants to fxck you, if the feeling is mutual, indulge her, don't start with the love and getting to know you slash friends convo.....use double meaning suggestive words when you converse with her..........start the good boy thing and you are on a long thing, leave that for her real boyfriend, she is a good bad girl. bad with you, good with him.

b. the runs gyal
someone gives you a runs gyals number and you go into the kinda conversation as written by the OP, RUBBISH.
where can we meet, should be first and what is your name last, the last doesn't even matter cos she is gonna give you a name like cindyrealia or magenta a fake name which you will soon forget.

c. the fill in the gap girl.
she just broke up and wants to have wild fun for revenge/fun purpose, and you are forming nice gentleman discussion?


2. the serious working class "lady"
you are in that mood where you don't want a clingy or needy girl, she works in a bank and single, no time to mingle, you two hook up, I swear she is gonna be the one to ask you where you work!...........its not like she is a gold digger, she just doesn't wanna have to pick the tab and baby sit you all the time.

so yes someone is gonna ask what the other person does......beat her to it sir!.........ask! and when she answers nod and say stuff that is ambiguous, let her empty herself cos she wanna show you she is independent, then tell her as liitle as possible about yourself, make it ambiguous, tell her where you work, but not which office, take her home.

the rest is history.


3. the friendship type gyal.

normal I don't converse with girls I don't intend to fxck, but there comes a time when something pushes you into this kinda group, play along, this is only when you can follow the OPs advice.....but alas!....not to the letter, remember, girls hate good guys, feel her in alone moments, gauge her , chip in a few words to see her kinda person when you are alone, so you know which category to box her in.

the drawback with these kinda is like you have a girlfriend without the "privileges"...believe me, naija girls being the fishbrained creatures they are will still want you to do stuff for them, I wont say don't, cos ppl will say am harsh and I wont say do cos that will be creating a new mugu, we have many running around already....just use your brain.

4a. there is a final subset to the friendship type...THE BAIT.

these ones are friends with you, maybe you have !@#$ed them in the past, or just friends, doesn't matter, but they have many girlfriends and girls seems to like her a lot, she is like a leader among them....you know the kinda, popular and flirty and wild sometimes?...with enough female numbers........yes!......a girl that likes her and knows she likes you.....automatically likes you too, if she tells a girl you are generous, work in NNPC etc, it its the gospel truth even when hard FACTS prove otherwise

every girl here is now a shy girl, even the ones with ghetto hood rat profile pics.

the truth is even a shy girl secretly wishes her bold side will show more, they tend to fall for spontaneous and "wild" badboy type, treat them like a "lady" and they secretly despise you.

but make bold moves, take them to clubs, the slightly aloof in public but at the same time humble/respectful towards the waiter..you get? do thinks that seems to bring out her wild side, she will act shy and demure and protest......but she secretly loves it, be dominant, but not overly dominant......don't stick to only missionary sir!......

that's how its done, don't be the good boy gentleman towards the shy type otherwise she will fall for the next bad guy to give her a smile.

jayonpoint:
No need to deny nw Mr oga. Its a comon knowledge, igbos ar d1 sponsoring n spreadn smear campaign n Character-assassin on buhari, coz I knw many of igbo folks who finds it easy to link bokoharam amongst others to buhari..a maan who fought insurgency to a stand still during his regime...today pdp ar nw eatin up its words since nigerians nw knw beta n their calumnous campaign is rather working against itself hence its retraction.

I only pitied d gullible etrolls. Change is inevitable. Its alrdy here! Sai buhari

you are stupiiiid, how many people have condemned GEJ the way fr mbaka has, buhari posters abound in the east, GEJ posters are being destroyed up north, you better use that your pea sized brain.

in the first pic, i see a few people under a single canopy.

the second pic, buhari looking apprehensive, as if someone is about to daze him from behind.

the third pic, buhari looking sad after the weak support and amaechi looking hopeful, maybe the next town will be better.

the last pic, buhari is happy to go back home after a disappointing outing

NaijaTalkTown:
Former national chairman of PDP, Senator Amodu Ali is from Kogi state. If he is honest as OBJ, he would have told GEJ already that he has no chance at all against GBM in Kogi state even though the PDP will sweep APC in other elections.

As honest as..........and you put OBJ...really dude?....really?

barcanista:
There is nothing wrong with GMB my guy. You need to ask yourself why is he getting so much support despite the propaganda. Your answer lies there

he is not getting "so much" support, though I agree he is getting some support based on tribalism and misguided sense of change.

buhari is not the change we need

barcanista today you earn my respect as long as nairaland is still functioning and if we ever meet in real life, i know where you support tilts towards but i was positively surprised by what you posited here.

i will gladly vote for you if you, fashola kwankwaso contests under APC, not mr. no waec, old general morally upright by day, !@#$#%^ by night.


stay blessed

what kind of dumbo post pictures when asked to show his certs, buhari was a diplomatic entrant sent and recommended by Nigeria, what we are asking for is his school cert, I listed simple and easy steps he can take to retrieve his certs from either his school, or waec offices nationwide, even a letter headed testimonial from his school will do, how hard is that?

for a man who can get money from a bank without collateral to fund a venture as risky as election this should be a piece of cake, he is just embarrassing himself and his army of zombie followers.

if he is really a straight arrow let him play by the rules, we know certificates doesn't define a man, but that's what the constitution says, let him show us.

the prerequisite to a higher degree/diploma is your SSCE, but if you were smuggled into NDA by quota system, after maybe 2years in secondary school without even attempting WAEC, all other certificates become null, till you present the minimum certificate with is the o' levels.

now knowing all this why does the able general still find it hard to show us a copy, even if its lost, a man of his calibre can request DIRECTLY from WAEC, the worst is that the will bill you from the time issued till date, surely the ''at least'' one million naira will pay for that.

another option is to visit his secondary school, collect a testimonial or statement of result with a covering letter attached to an affidavit, they will be very willing to do so, he can even write through them to waec to request for his papers.

after NDA any other military degree is based on your country's recommendation, so you are not screened and it is a certificate course, just like your company recommending you for training overseas.

all said, I still wonder why our able general is pussyfooting about this cert issue

sorry dear, may GOD give you the fortitude to bear the loss