₦airaland Forum

Jabarzee:
Daniel Akpata back den on radio continental, is the best relationship expert we have in this country

seriously he is, I remember staying up late in the night to listen to his program that time

Aregbese has mortgaged the future of Osun.

addey44:
She's not only cute, but just listen to her speak English!

she speaks well too? wow, am enthralled!

cute girl. Exactly my type

malware:
Thanks for the correction, but I pay no attention to spellings, so long as I make my points. I thought it was a huge structural error, not some silly spellings mistake.

Don't mention...the two words mean different things though...

malware:
How is it a malware for fvuck sake?
Why don't you make your point clear without being vague?

It should have been 'show off' and not 'show up'

we both ate ofada and moin-moin at first,but after she ordered for ice-cream, ate catfish pepper soup and still took 3 cans of smirnoff ice.

Me: I dislike gluttons.

malware:
Nigerians and their show up mentality. This perceived mansion can only pass for a Boys quarter to most Hollywood wood actors, but you hardly see them showing up. Congratulations anyway.

your English is indeed a malware!

everyone knows Justice Okon Abang is the errand boy for caricature judgements in this administration.Just like Ayo Salami, his time of judgement will come.

who is mad to say no to easy kpanshing?

when the beast that is the media swallows and spits out the remains ehn...David would not recognise his girlfriend again.

These APC folks seem to have a dirth of achievements, such that any news at all is greeted with gloating and merrymaking on their part.

Those machines are fired up regularly to keep them functional.

Those engines should be the ones to be praised for working despite age and low maintenance, not Buhari that is maintained by our commonwealth but still cannot perform at anything.

Listen, it depends on you. For example:

1.If you're good with precision instruments or/and you have a little interest in drawing, you could go for architecture.

2.Can you read for long hours? Are you very good at chemistry and mathematics? Then you could consider pharmacy.

3. Can you read for long hours? Are you very good at chemistry and mathematics? Then you could consider Applied geology too.

4. How good is your physics/mathematics? Electrical and electronics engineering and some other engineering courses could be for you.
e.t.c
Since you are looking for a high paying 8-4 then you should pay attention to courses which you feel you can do better at and select one. Your CGPA when you graduate goes a long way in determining where you will be employed(try as much as possible to get a 1st class or a 2.1 at worst) you could even go for a lecturing job at the end...no stress.

Lol...The intimidation yaff tired the lecturers... kikiki

nikkypearl:

I don't do fine guys

yinmu

Iya sidi’s cool spot
Enters Chukwudi, looks at the corner he sits with the other regular patrons of the pub, he puts on a smile as he goes to join them at their regular table.
Saka: Chukwudi! Chukwudi!! Na your face we see so? Kai, we don too miss you for here o! Wetin happen na?
Chukwudi: Abi o! na work o, you sabi as things be for we country na, man gats hussle wela make him no wake up one day, con see say him wife don become another man portmanteau.
Mama Sidi listening to the exchanges, goes to pick up empty bottles on the table. She cts into the conversation.
Mama Sidi: So you mean after all the promises dem, wey that your governor do he still no do anything ?
Saka:But why the politicians from your side be like that na? I even hear say one of them for north buy polish and brush for shoe shiners for abokis dem.
Abednego: What? What sacrilege! You mean a governor did such in the second decade of the 21st century? I
(shakes his head in disgust)
Saka:You see why we dey always fight so? We dey talk beta matter you dey talk about sacrifice. Too much book is turning your head.Dey dere dey speak big big grammer wey no dey epp matter.
(All except Abednego bursts into laughter while the latter eyes him with contempt)
Abednego: But why is your own brand of illiteracy a scourge to anyone so unfortunate to come across come across your person?
Saka: Na yousabi.Atleast, my senator na better senator walahi him give us better transmission radios for we area.
Mama Sidi:Ha! That yellow pawpaw senator abi? Na better man o! Make him just do well make he distribute flatscreen television and decoder next time make ah put for my shop.If he do am ah go close shop go campaign for am.
(Chukwudi getting impatient interrupts her)
Mama Sidi shey dat pepper soup never do ni? I don finish two bottles for here like play like play o.
Mama Sidi wlks out to check the pepper soup
Abednego:Anyways, I heard the IGP has finally corperated to aid the transmission of some recommendations to the senate
Chukwudi: Of course,shebi him get lawyer certificate ah no expect make him dey apprehensive towards the recommended formation transmission
(Saka not understanding the discussion makes to change the topic )
Saka: Kai see as this Malay boy dey flex . Make him just dash me small change, walahi, my life don better be that o.
Abegnego:Are you referring to that spendthrift that posts lugribous designer materials on the gram?
Saka: yes ke
Abednego:Has he finally agreed to take part in the debate with that one that fights all over clubs in the capital?
Chukwudi: No mind dat one jor! Wetin be him own source of money? No be all those yam eating politicians dem dey sponsor am? Abeg make he leave trash for lawma.
Mama Sidi enters with four plates of peppersoup Chukwudi eager grabs one of the plate and descends on it.
Chukwudi:Dis your pepper soup na better assurance o!
Saka: Yes o make them give her better akolade, she don pay for juice.
(All bursts out into reaps of laughter )

activistjohnny:
you are not in osun state so you don't know what's going on. Oyinlola have been saying it emphatically that the zone that should produce the next governor should come from osun west senatorial zone. Infact he even said that osun west senatorial zone have been marginalized for countless number of times. Oyinlola is not in support of Omisore governorship ambition. it's the turn of osun west senatorial zone to produce the next governor. Omisore is a over ambitious politician that will never reach that seat after 8 years osun west senatorial candidate won that seat on September 22. Alot of candidate are from osun west senatorial zone vying for governorship post, but Ademola Adeleke is one of the top contender among them. he's still the best man to beat. Omisore should forget the governorship election. he only have ife voting strength. in osun central and osun west senatorial zone, he will loose convincely and massively.no one will votes for SDP governorship candidate.

you obviously have a favoured candidate in Adeleke , your mind is already made up. But let me leave you with this.

Omisore will not join SDP without being assured of the ticket.

The Oyinlola I know will rather decamp than work against his party's interests.

Nurudeen Adeleke does not possess the intellectual acumen to lead the state-which you also know.

If we want to progress from where we are, to where we want to be, it should not be about who's next but who is right.

activistjohnny:
Abeg who told you that Adeleke is a sellable candidate? besides it's turn for osun west senatorial zone to produce the next governor. it is only ife votes that Omisore is hoping for, not other senatorial zones.

I think you meant to type 'not sellable' so I will react to that.

Omisore has Ife-Ijesa on lock-down. Oyinlola will win him votes massively in Osun central.Even the Osun west that Adeleke will rely upon massively, will have split votes. Ejigbo for instance, will probably be won by APC. So you see?

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activistjohnny:
lol you are very funny, Omisore is a big gunner, Infact he has shot himself in the leg in osun state politics. Omisore is from osun east senatorial zone where Aregbesola came from. Aregbesola is almost completing 8 years in government house, the same current governor is from osun east senatorial zone. forget it here, Omisore will loose convincely and massively in the upcoming governorship election on September 22. the people of osun state are not brainwashed anymore. people are more educated and more informed. Omisore will only waste the looted money he embezzled in the last administration.

Look at the votes he garnered in Osun east despite the incumbency factor for Aregbesola then.,juxtapose that with the growing general disenchantment with anything APC in the state currently.While at that do not forget the fact that PDP's anointed candidate, Adeleke is not sellable anywhere outside Ede.Then and only then should you come to a conclusion .

that is why I never sit in the car whenever I am buying fuel.
Robber no fit rob robber.

It depends on the lady and what she looks for in her ideal man.

pdp just missed a trick. Omisore will win that election. Nurudeen Adeleke has done little to convince Osun people of his credibility as well as his capabilities.Apc well, are not in the contest.

It will be a close contest though.

They want to do a collaboration on your matter. Make a diss track for your GF ....her eye go clear

GavelSlam:
Since Dino's incarceration you've been slowing down in support of evil.

You no dey work on credit?

Last time I checked, Dino is an APC senator, Saraki is a member of the APC., even the man who did the 'abracadabra' is a member of the APC.

So?

MrCork:
..son...u need advise on looking like gentleman? .. u been to London? U must not swaaaar. . U drive ranget?
U wear suit? U use bubble bath? U have shower ge u have job/mone..u tall in a fat way? ......Bro fogerrrrrrrrit (no ofeense )

I live in Umuokoro, I drive a bicycle, I wear singlet and tuck it into wrapper, I bathe in the localvillage stream...please do I have any hope of being a gentleman?

It is my only life ambition o!

Gentleman

AmazonTopaz:
True,It goes to show the bad belle attitude some men have against successful women.They believe that any woman who is making it and working her way to the top is a slut/prostitute etc.And that no woman can make it on her own merit.
Such a myopic,primitive and Chauvinistic way of thinking.

jeez! I hope this is not you in real life. You almost always sound bitter and 'anti-men'. It doesn't have to be that way every time, you know ?

MrsNwaAmaikpe:


Nigerians and their bad written and spoken English!


You dont write a test/exam.........



You sit for an exam/test

Actually, you can write , take, sit and even stand for an examination. Only depends on your location of communication, language is fluid and dynamic afterall!

Elder001:
that's why you need to marry a woman who can co-provide so that the burden won't be too much for you.

yeah to that I agree

Elder001:
Marriage :

Savings needed :
Man 350/400k Woman 200/250k

Monthly earning mustn't be lower than 65k for both spouses.

Provision: 60/40. .70/30

House chores : 80/20. ...70/30


Only married men can relate.

#Words of an elder

well it depends on individual taste. I mean it is practically impossible to save anything tangible while being the breadwinner of a family on anything less than 100k in the present Nigerian economy as it is. It is even unreasonable to earn just to be able to pay the bills only.

even as a man I cant imagine getting married on an income less than 100k. My children cannot be using cloth for diapers fam!