#Youknowyourmumisnigerian When she brings home either oil, perfume or holy water from church and she asks you to use it and you ask her "for what" and she tells you "am I not the one that born you?"

D'Banj's shoes are 'it'.

BabyDaddy20:
What was the reason why Buhari went to the U.S.A to visit OBAMA ?? Terrorism was created by the U.S government, they supplied arms to ISIS & AL Qeada to fight their corrupt president but they used the arms in killing innocent people & fighting for islamic state.

When the U.S realized their mistakes, they went to Afghanistan & Iraq to fight the terrorists they sponsored, What happened to the AMERICAN ARMY ?? THEY WERE ALL KILLED & HUMILIATED. Obama had to withdraw his foolish troops.

What happened during Goodluck Jonathan's government ?? The U.S government refused to sell arms to Nigeria, but Russian sold to Nigeria & the Boko haram were eliminated.

And our president BUHARI went to visit the very president that refused to help us thinking they can fight Boko Haram, i promise you if the American Army eventually comes to Nigeria to Fight Boko Haram they will all be killed, The U.S ARMY IS VERY WEAK

what is this one saying?

INTROVERT:
okay









it's also important to improve their pay significantly..... not after they will be doing illegal arrests to buy 'fuel' for the patrol vehicle.

seriously? @bolded.

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khassy:
can't believe I just paid 70# for 5Gig


why is data so damn expensive this days... haven't bought any since January only to buy jus 5mins ago and did damned op is telling me trash... thunda go soon play basketball for yua head

Erm! Bruv, how'd you do it?

ahsekeena:



Eeww?? But u swallow ur saliva dontcha?




I "does" this

Hehe

ahsekeena:
Rub a bit of saliva under my eyes so It would look like I've been crying. He asks what is it....the rest becomes history.



I'm not married sha

Eww! 'Who does this?'

Chosen1984:
I don't understand! Is it as a result of a job well done OR
Hope its not what am thinking

What are you thinking?

Wtf is 'Search your Diva'?

#PMBMUSTSEETHIS

ochestraone:
now we can sit and wait for the grammy , this guys has paid their dues.. I see nothing stoping them this time... Cool video and nice emotional song

Excuse me, gra...what?

Why does Nairaland reek of death these days? Are there no other things to post about than recording deaths?

nwaanambra1:
IF WE WILL BE VERY HONEST TO THIS GIRL, THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME COPYING OF HER DANCE MOVES AND THE BACKGROUND SOUND OF HER SONG IN THAT BEYONCE'S VIDEO THAT SHE DANCED WITH ONLY PANTIES IN A BALCONY.

IF SHE PRODUCED THE ATTACHED VIDEO BEFORE THAT BEYOUNCES MUSIC, THEN I CAN CATEGORICALLY STATE THAT BEYONCE COPIED SOME PART OF HER DANCE STEPS AND SOME PART OF HER MUSIC BEATS.

SHE SHOULD GET A LAWYER TO PURSUE HER CASE INSTEAD OF RAISING HELL ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

PLS YOU GUYS SHOULD WATCH THAT VIDEO AGAIN - FORGET THE POOR OUTPUT, LISTEN TO THE BEATS AND WATCH SOME OF THE DANCE STEPS AND YOU WILL SEE A LOT OF SIMILARITIES TO THE MENTIONED BEYONCE'S MUSIC AND VIDEO.

ITS SO UNFAIR TO SHOUT HER DOWN BECAUSE SHE IS A STRUGGLING ARTIST EVEN WHEN SHE HAS A POINT.

Ok, I'll watch it, and that's because you left CAPSLOCK on, not because I agree with you.

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No!

This guy can NEVER look cool; he should stop trying so hard.

kingstylo01:
Why try na appear smarter than you are?

Be yourself

It will come in handy for those who can't.

You don't have to be intelligent to look smart. 

Instead, social science research has found that it's really about sending the right signals to people.

Here are a few examples:

























Source: http://uk.businessinsider.com/7-tricks-for-appearing-smarter-than-you-are-2015-4?utm_content=bufferd4ba1&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&fb_ref=Default&fb_source=message?r=US

All these to what end?

RIP Major.

still available

still available

The person who birthed this idea must think he is a genius. Smh!

baybeeboi:

yes.
Numerous means very many.
Numerious....no get meaning

lmao! Na im make am display only two.

Wait! Does 'numerous' have another meaning?

akinjis:
How much?

It's 60k, but you could call or whatsapp me so we could negotiate, thanks.

still available

still available.

mekaboy:
pentium is far back. If u will sell for 15k i can buy and dash someone.

Now, that's supposed to be funny?

still available.

RomanZeus:
40k?

whatsapp or call me, let's talk.

things can't be done the conventional way all the time.