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U asked for anything and promised to appreciate abi N30K no be anything for your side?

At 19, u should learn to be responsible. The earlier u do away with the entitlement bullshit the better your life stand to be.

2-Matched Clowns

Incomplete!

Wey Oshiomole photo and em wifey?

Shehu Sani is right on point.

Jungle justice / unlawful killing should should be condemned wherever and whenever they occur, irrespective of who the victim or the perpetrator(s) is/are.

Its all clearer now.

The world may know some peace soon, now that we know where Putin's anger is cumming from.

1. It appears that Zelenski has being dating without President Putin's approval

2. Putin is is concerned about what Zelenski has being 'putin' the daughter through

3. Putin is pissed that Zelenski wants to have have his way without his blessings?

** Maybe if Zelenski 'putin' much some efforts and get President Putin to realize that grownups have a right to deciding over their own affairs, maybe Putin will retreat and be content.


NB: Zelenski being putin the baldheaded egocentric megalomaniac through hell since 1462 BC.



Peace to the world.

blazingblender:

To avoid the disgrace wear agbada when swimming na

The wisdom wey go kee you ehhhh!

Iraqi blood haunting Bush since 754BC

Your mumu never do biko

seunsiju:
The last time we had sex, aftermath i asked her to use Postinor and she claimed to use it, i dont understand again

Try 'Prestinor' next time because Postinor no dey start work until the pregnancy don click

Everybody sabi say anything wey start with;
1 'Post' mean say the thing don already happen, e.g, Post-independence. Naim be say the pregnancy go don henta b4 this medicine wan try e sef, e,g, see as e disappoint you nau

2. 'Pre' mean say before e happen. e.g, prepare, prevention, pre-independence. Cum ooo. u no even see say 'Prestinor' even start with the same spelling for pregnancy?

Examples of 'Prestinor' include
i. Use Condom
ii Pour outside
iii Nodumacine (No do at all)
Please note research is ongoing to determine if sterilization should be included into the 'Prestinor' group

With the above few points of mine, I hope I have been able to convince you and not confuse you that you will father more and children in the nearest future if you do not discipline yourself immediately.

For now be a happy father of three (Maybe some never report self)

Vicboi1:
Nobody takes u guys seriously , buhari has lowered the bar honestly

Which lower?

Bar wey dem don throway naim u dey say lower?

Hope una village don represent for Presidential form shall!

So many ways to explain the development but let me pick a few

1. B4 Wedlock- Dude had time to spend in gym and exercises without much hassles from any one.
i. Exercise gave him the chiseled boy which attracted the women folks, including the conqueror (wife)
ii. While dating, lady (turned Conqueror/wife) is determined that he belongs to her and her alone, to keep, hold and use exclusively as she deems fit, to the exclusion of any other person.

2. Wedlock & Thereafter - Wife (conqueror) need to insert herself fully into and around the man. Less and less time for gym and exercise
i: New family, family increases ,thus increased responsibilities. Man have to devote more time to work and money making efforts, family demands and the exercises suffers
ii. Man have to eat more (Wife - honey u have to eat oooo! I spent so much effort to prepare the food specially for you ooo!) eat at odd hours, eat late and without exercise! The tommy growth begins
iii. Wife (conqueror) is determined to keep him to herself alone and use every legitimate means to reduce/eliminate competition. - She deliberately go about removing the '6 packs' ( refer to 1.i above). She induces more eating, less gym and less exercise

3. Dude may simply have become overwhelmed with some challenges of adulthood along with some other trumped up excuses


4. Know it or not: Women have a way to win most times

Note: Dude can get his 6packs back without failing in his family responsibilities!

Happy wedlock to the family with lots of to the little princess. She deserves all the attention and sacrifices!

1. Plead with the customer for a refund.

2. Notify your bank (Fraud Desk) of the 'erroneous transfer and request for a refund of one of the transfers.
2.a: Your bank is obligated to notify the receiving bank and request for a refund.

3. Report to the Police (If the above fails). Its unlawful conversion and stealing.

I hope you get refunded asap.

The barbaric brutish bully probably did you a huge favour without any of you knowing.

Cheer up sis!

Regina Daniels said TUFIAKWA severally b4 Bros Ned came into the photo!

PrinceOfLagos:
You woulda been a dead man by now if na Yankee you try this thing

Una don Kill Ned Nwoko?

Alafin had plenty yet you would roll on the floor if he graces your path!

As bad as Polygamy may appear to some of us, it is neither a sin nor a crime, at least not in Nigeria.

I do not support Polygamy but there is nothing disgraceful about it.

Just like every other human venture, manner and how one goes about it makes the difference.

Fornication is a sin!

Adultery is a sin!

Polygamy is not a sin! and not a crime in Nigeria.

MrBrownJay1:
some cheap ladies are gladly dating married men as mistresses, others are gladly marrying married men to become 2nd wife.... while others would never belittle themselves to either A) date a married/taken man or B) be a 2nd wife...dont be confused on the issue!

Scanned copy of T-Face

Frigga13:
Dem still they carry money for Ghana must go bag?

That human is living in the past.. really need to upgrade.

Same exkuz Bubu take free Gandolar that year.

Kontunuuu

Juliet751:
Nice guys!

Not appreciated most times!

Business abi?

Maybe His excellencey, Governor El Rufai can help us understand this better.

Technically defeated folks on unrestrained rampage!

saphiere:
Nigerian men and rape

These were the responses i got from a Nigerian man after calling out a rapist on my previous thread.

- A woman shouldn't visit a man when he is lonely.
- A woman shouldn't sit on a man's laps if she isn't in for sex.
- A man should rape a woman if she seduces him.

O my God. So it actually true that men do not have self-control

How can you use the opinions of a handful of lowlife slowpokes to generalize the disposition of a billion men out there?

Did you read the part of the judgement where the Judge chastised the victim for her solicitous behavior? Would you be okay if some man conclude that all women (including you ma) usually throw caution to the winds when it comes to men? haba

"Modern' age comes with the freedom to advertise stupidity!

Karemarealty288:
Why can't these two puppies give us space...we dey talk say Buhari wan borrow another money and these ones dey fight over toto-crackism and preek-loothing....this is the lowest level of idiosyncratic idotism and total neglect of cybercromium peaceful coexistence...pure manifestation of primitivity and inferiority complex 2⁰..... make I continue?

It yaf do oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Kontinu faya!

We cannot count can't

Tnx a million.

janetakan:
Sp sorry.

That friend is heartless.

Sometime in 2016 or 2017, a close friend (More like a brother) called me and requested for N300,000.00 loan to address some urgent issues. At that time, I only had N120,000.00. I felt for my friend because of story and the urgency he created around the whole thing. He promised to refund the money 3months later. I tried to raise the money but could only get addition N50,000.00 from a colleague. So I sent N150,000.00 to my friend (retained N20k) and apologized because i couldn't send the entire N300,000.00

Three months have since turned to years and my friend have not paid one naira in refund.

Its a serious and disappointing lesson to learn from a friend.

1. The Young man should get a good driver.
2. Learn to driver very well, continues practice will help improve your skills
3. Avoid driving under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs
4. Do not drive when your are disturbed/troubled

Accident happens but they are preventable!

NB: You need to talk to yourself.
Try to calm down and exercise more self discipline.
Fame is like flame, it can easily burn out if you don't handle it well.

Please do all within your power to make it happen.

then treat your step-mother with the love and respect you have for your father.

May the good Lord grant your father sound health till he breath his last.

Congrats to the new couple.

Abia by marriage! Abi u never hear of dual citizenship ni?

PossibleG:
Wow nice


Meanwhile at the apc convention

Be cool man and pick up your life.

She will be back someday to beg for reconciliation!

Something doesn't add up.

She physically strangled the child to death to enable her submit the blood to her cult spiritually?

Her mental state need to be examined.