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jonath0012:
I learnt the secret of avoiding friendzoneship about 7 years ago... Oh God, thank you for the insight.

There is no way a girl can friendzone me again. I solely determine if a girl is worth to be with me or not. It is a secret that took me many years to learn..

If you wanna learnt, contact me. Of course it is not free.

Wtf!!

Nice thread. Time to gather as much babe as I can. No more wasting time with one idiot.

Atiku is a lying pot-belied bastard. He can only make sense to ipob touts because that's what they are too..

The way Airtel is drinking my data ehn

DrToche:
Lol at Chelsea

Have a beard to be able to handle heartbreaks... Toche black oil is at your service

What kinda beard is that haha

Empiree:
Our world is complicated. In Nigeria, what you need is food and and legal means of taking care of family. In another word, there is hunger in the land. But relationship set up is okay for now before celebs and gays mess it up.

But in the West no hunger and there are means to provide for your family. Now, their case is like, if you ask them to do "tó", they would do "tó tò tó" with help of the law. Meaning, if your wife cheats on you in your matrimonial bed she may tell you to fvck off and there is nothing you can do. You may try and file for divorce. But before you file that, think about consequences. She may put the conditions in the divorce paper that she wants your house and car and share of your business and lump sum payment.

Oh, so if the husband file for divorce, the wife has the right to ask for anything from the property of the husband? And What if it's the other way round?

Empiree:
You really need to watch this. See a kind of drama in marriage am talking about. It is 17 minutes long. So i dont know if you have enough data for this. This is crazy to watch


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drDNVGKnVlY

I don't have enough data oh lol. but I'll make sure to watch it when I have. Marriage is sweeter than anything here.

Empiree:
lol "we live here and we die here" like a saying goes in Lion Of The Desert. Very kind of her to give you #1000 free. So unfortunate that nija still struggles with electricity stability. I can't imagine a whole bank for crying out loud losing power amidst customers. ATM came to Nigeria in 2004 right?. There would be lots of transitional spaces for ATM robbery especially in remote places.

It's always an hectic period for bankers during this period. There's always queues everywhere and due to people wanting to withdraw their money in preparation for the festive periods their workloads is always high and often times they run out of service. That particular, I think it was Friday and they scheduled to close 2PM and I got there around 12 or so. Met queue I know won't disappear in the next 4 hours and yet still, I stood gidigba and like, I must collect my money today. And then I think their generator had fault and that was why they couldn't power up again. Or perhaps they were just reluctant to pay out all the withdrawals tendered to them. Lol

So basically what you posted earlier was actually reflection of what actually happened to you.

Absolutely. When I saw the tweet, it brought back that memory. those days ehn.

Empiree:
oops, I thought this happened to you

What happened to me 5 years ago when I was doing my ND was similar. It happened that I had exactly #1000 in my account and maybe #100 in my pocket. There's an ATM in school but it's not of my bank and they'll deduct #52 charges for withdrawing from another bank, and hence I can't withdraw my #1000 fromthe bank in school. And so I had to risk going to my bank in town with the #100 in my pocket as tfare. Unfortunately when I got to my bank, their ATM was out of service too. I went in to withdraw from the counter. But the queue was enormous due to Christmas preparation stuffs. Everything was turning funny and all of a sudden, there was power outage and the banking operations stopped. And they wouldn't on gen, I don't know exactly what happened. I got stucked in bank with nothing in my pocket. I couldn't even think what to do next. I just sat down on the floor with other frustrated customers, thinking of what next to do. Later on, other customers started disappearing one after the other, I was still like "we die here today"

Later on a banker walked up to me and asked why I wouldn't try and go to other branches to withdraw, I just told her I certainly would have, but I spent all my tfare coming here. She eventually gave me #1000 that day, just for tfare and to eat too.. Maybe she could see I was starvingly frustrated too.. Haha. I was so happy that I didn't even bother myself to go to any bank again.

lanrexlan:
Ma fi radarada se mi lowo
Alaye ba ti e lo. Shey you give am change #200?

No hahaha. That didn't happened to me, I copied it from twitter.

No be him money?! There was a time I wanna withdraw my last 1k (I get #1,050 or so in the account) when I was in school, na so the bank commot charges of #52 before I reached ATM stand. (I haven't gotten the alert for the deduction o)

I inserted my card, the thing said "Insufficient funds, unable to dispend". The thing vexed me, na so I check my balance and say "#995.06", the mumu has deducted their charges. I just entered bank, picked up a teller and wrote "#10 (Ten Naira only) on it. When it was my turn and the lady saw the amount, she looked at me with one yeye eye, me no look oju uche oo, I just bone face ni. (In my mind, if them born una well, na add am for my account, no be my account )Lol, that's one of the craziest things I have ever done Sha

I've experienced similar stuffs on numerous occasions as above.. Lmao

Empiree:
lol. That's like peanut. Reminds me of early 90s. I don't remember exact yr. My brother almost zeroed out his bank account. Only #150 left there. Even though at that time naira still had little value but not like 150. One hundred and fifty naira was definitely nothing at that time. My brother took me to the bank to withdraw remaining balance. That time we would sit and they called our names. He said if they call his name I should answer and go forward to collect the money. He was shy to withdraw #150

LWKMD

Today makes it exactly a year when I was so broke I went inside the bank to withdraw N800. The cashier didn't even bring the money from the drawer. She just brought out 1k from her pocket like "Guy comot".

Empiree:
see, what you see on tv is dust in your eyes. If you are in UK, UK etc just play your game or you will be played. If you don't get to know about internal issues you should be able to get glimpses from their Hollywood celebs. See how they behave.

If you pour your heart to a girl you are setting up yourself for disaster bcuz she will break your heart into different pieces and give them back to you IF YOU KNOW WHAT THAT ENTAILS.

This is why if they have a boyfriend, they are lust but they tell you they are in love. The moment they pregnant, they already separate from their unborn baby father. By the time baby is born, they are with another nigga. I am not making this up. Take your time and read read stuff online. But I experience this real time.

You get confused to whether to bring a woman from back home. You would think these ones here are bad but the one you bring from nija do worse. Now don't get me wrong. It is not all of them but most. It it's now their culture. So don't blame me sometimes if I sound crazy in the past on here about women.

I understand perfectly. And I really learnt a lot from this.

Empiree:
Am telling you it is hard as in conditions. Thats why you see people just having babies outside wedlock. It is america you will see 30 yr old grandma. Plenty of them dey here. yet, they are talking about muslim daughter marry at 15. There are bunch of 13, 14, 15 yrs teenage girls who have babies by useless fvk boys.
Where i used to live 14 yrs ago, an igbo man lived 1 block away from me. He brought his wife from nija and she started sleeping around and gave him attitudes bcus she is aware of opportunities for women. She was churchgoer back home and turned monster here. Court chased the guy out to find his way and the lady was allowed to live in his apt for a yr and the guy must pay her rent which cost 1600$ at that time. And they have 2 kids together. Wallahi, i see the guy once in a while on the street talking to himself and looking crazy. He is not mentality okay. Last yr i saw him after 6 yr of not seeing him passed by my house. I noticed strange behaviour. He hasn't recovered yet.
Two wks ago, i met my friend who lived with the guy 14yrs ago. He is igbo as well. And he told me his wife who messed him up has now married someone else and she is a nurse while she messed up her ex-husband. There are nasty cases like this here. If you're single, you have nothing to worry about. But are you gonna remain single forever?. This is why there are people so lonely ppl here with mental issues.

In essence, it's not as rosy as we often tend to think from here? I definitely prefer a peaceful life, all these I'm hearing about the states doesn't appear peaceful whatsoever.

Empiree:
here we go

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.rt.com/usa/416687-husband-facing-prison-cheating-wife/amp/

But aren't they aware that this is ridiculous, or doesn't it just appear like it is?

Empiree:
her husband wasn't expecting that. The story says he lost his phone or iPad and used GPS to track it to his neighbor's house. His neighbor was his wife's boss. And they didn't close the door and he met his wife in his boss' room naked.

So he tried to take picture as proof so that she can not get Divorce benefits. Instead he was charged for tresspasses and disturbing neighbor. He's facing 15 yrs in jail. Let me see if I can find the article.

In modern Western Civilization, there is rarely criminal charges for infidelity. It is her freedom to cheat. Wallahi, it is crazy when it comes to marriage and relationship. Men are not smiling at all. If you beat her you make your case worst. Police will enough you from the house and have your wife live there. This way she has more freedom. She can bring different men to your house and you can not do anything about it and you still have to pay rent. This happens to many Nigerians in America.

Just happened to a friend's friend a month ago. He brought his wife from Nigeria and his wife, supposedly, ómó eleja etc. She quickly adapted to America lifestyle. During slight argument, e called the police and the guy was sent away to find a place to live but he still must pay the rent where his wife and kids live.

This thing makes many men run mad.

Oh my God!! Is this a joke or something :I

It' just appear like its a crime to get married over there

Cry cry boy. You'll cry beyond 2023.

Empiree:
this thing is very common here. It is like chess game. They just changed boyfriends like changing clothes.

A husband caught his wife here in bed with another man and he was jailed for disturbing his wife and the other man bcus he stresspassed and disturbed them according to the law.

Now that's really funny

Is it not against the law to be having sex with some else's wife??

Is it paining PDP now that APC hasn't started their presidential campaign? Shebi they've started their own, shouldn't they be happy that their opponent isn't?

Why exactly are they in pains now?

Empiree:
Lol, mistake? Honestly, a sincere man who truly loves his wife or girlfriend would be confused at that moment. But hardhead nigga would go straight for either of the 3 except 1

Pray that never happens to me, because I'll love my wife to the fullest, and I'll pray she loves me to the fullest too.

bender79:
I suspect Kwankwaso will prefer Buhari to continue so that he can have another shot at presidency in 2023.

Hes one of the cankerworms that worked against the progress of the country,out of sheer hunger for power. He's one of those that wanted Buhari dead so they can come out for the presidency easily. Fools like him should be retired from politics next year. He should remain in PDP.

Empiree:
So you can be jealous to this level?

Lol no. I mistakenly clicked 4 oh. But I'd definitely be confused at that particular moment.

neezar:
Choi

Hope they won't retrench their staffs sha

Diamond bank female staffs fine sha

Main reason i opened an account with them

You really need some heavenly sense

Empiree:
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Most definitely because he's not known nationwide enough. Most people are hearing his name for the first time and hence trying to search who the hell he is. Atiku is only known among the elites. The common men don't know and don't wish to know him.

And as well, I think most of those searches were in a bid to ascertain his fraud case in the United States. And I think he made it even more obvious when he couldn't make the visa work out.

Demmzy15:
OK

Guy how far? Nawa for you oh. You don turn youth coper now, you don forget somebody

I text you for telegram.

Lalasticlala should place this on fp abeg

FriendNG:
How school. Dem say u guys no dey strike.

At all.. At all

University of Yahoo Yahoo (UYY)

dontee2015:
This article is a shame to journalism. This same nonsense New Telegraph that gave Ganduje an award despite the bribery video?? You wrote an article and you can't mention a single name. Everything is source, source. How can PDP Governors going for second term work for Buhari.. How?? Are they contesting under APC?? How will they leave their election and campaign for Buhari... Empty Article

You are sounding pained

selectedhero:
When I see a thread, this is why I do.
1. Check the poster and his antecedents.
2. Check the congregants.
3. Check the source.
4. Decide aforehand whether I might be reading a biased write-up or not.

This thread smells of them all

All these means you're not honest with yourself.

deomelo:
Where is the athiefKUlooter strategy to win the SW in the meaningless write up? time.

I still dey find it oh