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ifewise:
I was at the der lagos office today & they said fr now dey dont know when d form will close & dey are still uploading reg fr those dat did regularization.

Thanks.

Guys please when is the form closing?

Dude is getting boring lately..

I just pray unilorin don't join them is this.

firstolalekan:
No mind that Mumu

Woman wrapper.

MagnaB:
Dem dey cry say person don mess.

You be mumu if you really think the above is funny.

Is their mother dead?

sukkot:
tiger woods has an amazing swag. its not always about what you say but how you look and how you carry yourself. the aura. same applies to jordan. they carry themself with an air of mystique. messi just looks like a goofy geeky white boy. the height also adds to an aura. you have to be above 6ft tall.

mohammed ali was like 6ft 4
jordan is 6ft 6
tiger woods is like 6ft 2
messi is like 5ft tall lmao
usain bolt like 6ft 4

Chai, Sukkot ehn

tintingz:
Lol... Clown.

Abi Nah.. We've all at a point in time of our lives made one or two mistakes that cannot be undo. The best we can do is to ask for forgiveness and repent from ever going there again, but these Christians are too sanctimonious that they take things to holy that they themselves can't do without. Even Jesus that they claim to follow wasn't an exception. At a point in time he got furious that he cursed an innocent tree for not bearing fruits when actually it wasn't it's time to bear it.

We are imperfect being, we are only trying to be perfect when actually we can never be perfect. That's the point these people are not ready to see.

Can I return the meat I stole from my mommy's pot

It's just like asking "can Adam vomit the apple he ate at the garden of Eden??

Or better yet, if I had given birth out of wedlock, I should kill the baby

And it is getting even more interesting. Hehe

sukkot:
didnt the nigga get arrested for tax evasion ? he a greedy ass nigga. making all that money and running from taxes ? i cant respect no man like that. fu-ck messi

Just go and watch your boring bowling or is it basketball

Savagery at its peak

sukkot:
i admit i dont know much about football but i also know a superstar when i see one and messi aint no superstar

This one that you cant see a superstar clearly with your eyes, I suggest you visit an optometrist then

sukkot:
lol nah brah I have seen him during the world cup. not particularly impressive. he does not impose his will on players the way the old ronaldo of brazil did, the way ronaldinho did, the way romario did. these players i mentioned imposed thieir will meaning they scored anytime they wanted to and did whatever they want with the ball.

Egbon, how many of his matches have you seen? I even doubt you've ever seen him play at club level.
All the players you mentioned above, how many have won the world best as much as him? Do people even talk about them again?

Egbon, you know nothing about football

sukkot:
i hear ya but messi has a very bland personality. he will be forgotten ten years after he retires. .

Bros, you made this assertion because you don't watch football. You have no say in this. Go and watch your Bowling or whatever crap you are used to

16 with these water melons

deji17:
Even Oprah Winfrey made her money from F
G. Slowpoke

Hehe

ladiguy:
Not naira billionaires but dollars .

Haha correct

Let's see the comment under it to confirm it. We know ipob touts will do anything to peddle their hatred for Buhari.

freshest4live:
To fight against this, wouldn't it be better to crackdown on all traditional juju priests? Because so long as people believe in some of them and their doctrines, it could be problematic, this is why we hardly hear of such in other parts of the world except Africa. Aren't we too traditional and diabolic in Africa?

I so much agree with this.

Empiree:
You have been "spitting" lately. What happened?. You eat too much ewedu or ewe ejeroro?

He's pregnant ni

SonOfAfonja:
But why will a black,flatheaded,hairy descendant of Shuku Okike Alabiabia want to change his Original pygmy ancestry.....

Sarassin:
What a pompous windbag, it seems you are off your medication again!

So you spunked your incoherent diatribe as a pretext to accuse me of blasphemy, deception and whatever else that you somehow perceived through the vacuous cavity that unfortunately passes for your brain. Where have you read that I am an adherent of the gibberish you peddle? Yahshua this, Hubbard that all day long!. Here's a bit of free advice for you, do us all a favour take your sanctimonious biblical cum nagualistic bollox and stick it up your jacksie.

I would say a word is enough for the wise but in your case one suspects that would be laughable. I can assure you that if you ever quote me again directly or even indirectly, by the time I will be done with you even your madness will run away from you decrepit old codger.

I can very well tell that he pushed you to the wall for I have never seen you get angry this much. Pardon the old man sir.

Lana1:
Looks interesting already........until the WengerOut hits full gear in January!

idiot

OLAADEGBU:
And if an earthly unjust judge allows the criminal to go scot free because he shed some crocodile tears will you still consider the judge to be competent?

No. Absolutely not. But let me ask you, can an earthly judge differentiate between a crocodile tears and a repentant tears? Are you telling me you can deceive God almighty with crocodile tears and he wouldn't know?

Remember to be God He must have a much higher and perfect standard than an earthly judge.

What standard is better than forgiving a repentant sinner?

AlBaqir:
# Yes o, Empiree, that was reminisce. N1 was my breakfast money then. I will buy isu 50kobo, ewa 20 kobo. The rest of the change, 30kobo is for guguru oloyin in school


# What I however hated most was that "pekepeke" clipper. I remember how it hurts but the drive of wanting to look good will surely make you endure the pain.


# Naija don great once o but the future looks very bleak now. We can only pray and hope for the best.

Baba 70

Medunah:
I just confirmed from r website that u don't need ATM pin for transactions on asos

Empiree:
lol, adabata, not sure I heard that before

Can you even remember which part of Nigeria ilorin is? Lwkmd

This is how we American brush our teeth....Shi.!!!shi!!!shi!!!!shi!!!!! pour and rinse that is all

Buh how you Nigerians, especially demmzy15 & haffaze77 brush your teeth
shi!!shika!!shi!!shikakaka!!kakashi!!kakashii!!! Deep the brush inside their throat like dey wanna swallow it!!!!......
Make weird sound like a goat. Being strangled... Then felt Like vomiting.....Takes another paste to the brush.....


..Every thing would seems like an horror film.....
Thank God am not from this country...


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Empiree:
Toor, i thought u from ibadan. What part of ilorin?. but anyways, both dialects are the same me

I am based in Ibadan but I'm from ilorin. Do you know adabata in ilorin west?

And yes the dialect is same, maybe that of ilorin is even worse. Lol