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Oasis007:
Goal!!!!!

Haterz..... stand down..... No Party!!!!

Idiot, na draw soup, we go still party.

Spy360:
Add drinks, suya and babes to the menu abeg...

True talk

Elnino4ladies:
Is about to go down

Like the wall of Jericho

sod09:
make we arrange canopy nd chair for party na
Abeg u dan see our dj??

DJ eph12 will play for us. And please Mr Dj, we don't want you reading for us the book of lamentation oo

Sod09, spy360, come on here, our MANUre friends are getting whooped

kokaneprodigy:
manure taking full advantage of Liverpool's defeat deluded dregs

stoke whooping their smelly asss.

eph12:
Are we going to sit here and pretend Mkhi has not been poor in the last 4-5 games? How are we going to move forward if players disappear for 3-5 games?

Shut up and wait. You guys are going back to your 8th position.

Everton and west brom will soon catch up on you.

By this time tomorrow arsenal will be 7points ahead of your useless MANUre team.

MANUres, how market?

Demmzy15:
Baba Ibadan = Aboo Ibadan, Aboo Hurayrah(one who owns a cat), it's almost like a nickname. Ali(ra) was known as Aboo Turab!

I will like "Aboo Alfalsifa" then. (you should find the meaning )

Demmzy15:
Masha'Allaah, so it means you're likely to name one of children "Uthaymeen".

Cc Lexiconkabir, Rilwayne001, considering picking a kunya?

What is "Kunya"?

Donexy16:
Hahahahahahahaha... Easy bro, easy... I don die for laff here. You seriously need money ma guy... God will provide for you.

Amen

Empiree:
how true this is?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJEaC32BHM

I can relate, this woman is an hardcore Ibadan woman. From her hardcore yoruba to the way she insults the governor, i can tell she's from ibadan.

Ibadan people can insult ehn SMH.

She's been saying the truth though. Since Ajomobi got reelected, he's been totally something else.

I think about MONEY.
I think about MONEY.
I think about MONEY.
I think about MONEY.

I think about MONEY.
I think about MONEY.
I think about MONEY.
I think about MONEY

I think about MONEY.
I think about MONEY.
I think about MONEY.
I think about MONEY
I think about MONEY.
I think about MONEY.
I think about MONEY.
I think about WOMEN.

I think about MONEY.
I think about MONEY.
I think about MONEY.
I think about SPORT.

alBHAGDADI:
the one going crazy is definitely the one who cried when hilary lost. Look in the mirror

You must be really crazy to think i cried when Hilary lost the US election.

1stCitizen:
I think this Presidency will beat all predictions and become one of the most successful in history.

This is likely to be true.

alBHAGDADI:
friendch.oice rilwayne001 uda.tso aminus.anti empi.ree lexiconk.abir mclatunji

today is a bad day for you all

You are gradually going crazy.

!(

Because we are too lazy and at the same time greedy.

Empiree:
Lol...it is NEVER in anyone's "future plan". Like women are fond of saying "it just happened".

I dont know hwere you got your ratio from that men are more than women. My recent post was just yesterday suggesting the findings are recent

Abeg, give me 3rd wife

Twale Baba o

MrPresident1:
Just wait until he is revealed in the clouds

Watch the heavens closely

Okay sir!

At the end, nothing will be shown for it.

MrPresident1:
You are in trouble

What trouble?

Lol, this guy is a clown.

Mr president, Jesus is not coming today again?

Please oo, he should come so i can take selfie with him.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2996857_ajesus_jpegbe7eb74e695ad4162e57636bf0ac9427

Sweet jesus

MrPresident1:
I am not asking derisively, I believe in the day of judgment, and that is even what this thread is all about.

What day of the week would the day of judgment be?

Quran, 7:187
They ask thee about the (final) Hour - when will be its appointed time? Say: 'The knowledge thereof is with my Lord (alone): None but He can reveal as to when it will occur. Heavy were its burden through the heavens and the earth. Only, all of a sudden will it come to you.' They ask thee as if thou Wert eager in search thereof: Say: 'The knowledge thereof is with God (alone), but most men know not.' )"




Jesus said the same thing in the Bible i think, isn't it?

MrPresident1:
Rili, it will not fail , this prophecy is airtight.

I have just learned a few things about judgment day in Islam. Rili tell us about the day of judgment in Islam

Surah Al-Qiyama, Verse 6—9:


[Mr President] asking (derisively), "When is that Resurrection Day to be?"

[on that Day,] when the eyesight is by fear confounded,

and the moon is darkened,

and the sun and the moon are brought together

MrPresident1:
1. Signs in the sun in the moon and in the stars
Confirmed
2. Distress of Nations
Confirmed
3. Falling Away
Confirmed
4. Son of Perdition
Revealed and confirmed
5. Iron
Identified and confirmed
6. Clay Which is the seed of men
Identified and confirmed
7. Mixing of Iron and Clay
Confirmed
8. Failure to cleave
Confirmed


Daniel 2:34
34 Thou sawest till that a stone was cut out without hands, which smote the image upon his feet that were of iron and clay, and brake them to pieces.

Daniel 2:44
44 And in the days of these kings shall the God of heaven set up a kingdom, which shall never be destroyed: and the kingdom shall not be left to other people, but it shall break in pieces and consume all these kingdoms, and it shall stand for ever.

The days of trying to mix Iron and Clay ends tomorrow 20th of January 2017. Irreconcilable enmity has been declared by both sides.

This prophecy is airtight, it will not fail.

it will eventually fail.

Naija9090:
That's why Afonjas want him too...afonjas like Fulani ruling! Makes them happy!

Ipod tout, na afonja matter go kill you.

kaffy4tope:
I just checked Lala profile and notice his followers are full of women. Now I confirm Nigerian girls can trip for you so far you are a leader, I mean leader of any type like Nairaland Mod...Whatzapp groupadmin....even Agbero leader .

You definitely are not seeing his followers rather those he's following. And that he's following women more than men shows that he's just like every other guys that likes women. And even if most of his followers are women, it doesn't mean that they are following him because they have any crush on him, rather because they wanted him to be the first to see their topics so that he can move them to FP. Or maybe they wanted to be the first to comment on his topics whenever he creates one.

Stop taking the lalasticalala guy serious, he's just like every other kids in the romance section.

AyamConfidence:
chairman lala...I did not invest ooo...I tried to discourage people sef and I'm happy I didn't

But I'm so happy today as you quoted me...a whole lala...Chai I'm fulfilled today

When I saw the mention I was like....

Inferiority complex.