₦airaland Forum

sukkot:
it doesnt have to be if you have 20 million to waste on a uk trip. find an american woman and be her friend online and ask if she has financial problems. then send her 5000 dollars cash to help her out. build that friendship then one day tell her you wantt to come to america. she would come to naija to marry you. hopefully you keep her

This kind investment advice dey somehow o

sukkot:
Rilwayne wagwan bro. Salute to you Sir . 21 gun salute

My breda. These heathens are stiffnecked reprobates

SIRTee15:
Tax is tax, u pay tax out of your income. The fancy name given to it is inconsequential.
Lagos business owners are subjected to multiple taxations by different revenue agencies. Go to alaba and ask those traders their ordeal with Lagos state govt, U will write a book. Right from apapa exit gate all the way to their shops in Ladipo, it's taxation galore.
Why do u think APC govt is very unpopular amongst traders and business owners in Lagos- taxation without accountability .
If not for the senseless Gbadebo guy with his oral diarrhea, APC was a goner in Lagos.

You keep mentioning Lagos as if my initial post said, they don’t pay tax in Lagos compared to the UK.

If Lagos represents the whole Nigeria in your own book, that’s your cuppa brother.

SIRTee15:
U are very ignorant of the country u live. U said self employed don't pay tax. Go to alaba or Ladipi market n see how Lagos state govt tax the hell out of those traders. From omo online, to touts, to local govt council. Yet Lagos state revenue office will still come n collect their own. I've not mentioned hotels, restaurants, eateries, supermarkets etc ask them wetin dem eye dey see from tax revenue officials.
You guys paint a rosy picture of Nigeria to deluded Nigerians living abroad. That's why a lot of them that return home eventually run back after seeing reality.

Council tax, market levy is different from personal income tax.

I’ll not sit down here and argue with you.

Have a great day.

Feintline:
Nobody knows who is prof yemi oke. I am not even sure google knows him

Does google or anyone know who your dad is?

Doyou2019:
Again, Arteta cannot seem to read a game at Anfield. This game was lost on the bench. He had no answer for the questions Klopp kept asking for well over 60 minutes.

It's all on Arteta!!!

What would you have done different?

Sebastine1994:
How long do you think people remember the memory of a dead relative?
After struggling all my life to make it, Death just comes and snatch me away. Some things don't just make sense.
Then your stupid kids would inherit and squander everything in just 2 generation.
I want to live at least 300 years, I want them to prolong it a bit. Everybody is afraid of death, even your pastor, if there was no death, probably religion would not exist.
I believe death is just like any illness, if we can find a way to prolong the longevity geñes, or transfer our consciousness to a machine, it would be cool.

Death is actually what makes everything beautiful.

There’d have been more chaos and the whole existence of a thing would have been boring if there was no death.

Despite the population of the world, the resources available isn’t enough to cater for everyone. Now imagine if people don’t die, how you going to manage resources with your great grandparents and your great grandchildren?

I think the fear of death resonates the greed in our blood.

We always want to have it all to ourselves.

seguno2:
Can you please share the links and sources for this claim of Nigeria having more natural resources than the UK, noting that we don’t have the technology to even know of the existence of many of the natural resources.

Do you simply hope that your life will be better, or you work like crazy to make it better? Why do you think that the society is differently wired to get better on hope alone ?

Lmao.



I no get time to argue.

Gerrard59:
Good. Just don't expect a functioning society, and keep dwelling in the world's poverty capital.

Fair game.

I’m in full support of a functioning society and I believe a capitalist with a progressive mindset president Will activate that for us.

Nigeria has more natural resources than the UK and our citizens would not even need to pay as much tax as those in the UK for the country to survive.

Nevertheless we still have to pay tax, with the hope that government would utilize such taxes to progress our economic and social development.

Gerrard59:
Apart from the bold, the rest are paid in Nigeria. So, what is the fuss about? Huh?
Citizens dwelling in the world's poverty capital are comparing themselves to developed countries. The jokes write themselves. Even this one who supports Tinubu and anything APC is also talking.

Most registered company don’t pay tax here, except for the big companies.

And nobody will hold you if you don’t declare your company tax return here.

In the UK, even if you don’t make a dime from the company in a year, you still have to declare tax return. Other you get penalties that’d warrant you to pay fines.

In Nigeria, I’ve never seen self employed people declaring tax returns. Over there, in so far you’re not working in a company where tax is being deducted, you have to declare your tax return year in year out, otherwise, you pay fines.

You only are exempted from paying tax if you’re making anything less that £12k in a year. And £12k cannot even be enough for the bills you’d pay through the year.

I repeat, we don’t pay tax at all here if you know how the tax system works in the UK.

SultanOfPuna:
Imagine Devil deporting you from Hell

You think Ambassador will be cryin
He will gladly go back to Germany

Edit:
For those attacking me saying
Chad is rich in oil more than germany
If they give you bloody hypocrites free visa to Germany or free visa to Chad.
1000% of you hypocrites will choose free visa to Germany.
Continue deciving yourself

Think like a human being bro.

I’m an expert at reading energy.

Once I notice my energy is getting more and more than the energy I’m getting in return, I’ll automatically erase you off my heart.

veekid:
Finest on the show, argue with me

No cap!

Personal income tax
Corporate tax
Capital gain tax
Council tax
Road tax
Value added tax

Everything about UK is tax.

Never been to the UK but I work as a tax consultant from here and I’ve heard client cried on phone lamenting how she’s expected to pay tax despite bills taking a huge chunk of her money.

This was a woman that works day in day out.

Told her, if you don’t file tax return for your company, whether you trade or not, once it’s due, you’ll get a penalty

“Ojukwu is dead, but his manhood live forever”

Munamoqel:
like 1500 for Lagos .Lagos suffer suffer town

Na you dey buy pepper from iya sikira hand.

Buy from aboki pepper seller. Thank me later.

He celebrated Atiku on his birthday.

Will he do same for Tinubu?

Even Tinubu cannot declare sit at home in Lagos.

Isobug:
It's like those above are paid to praise the APC, Every thread, I see their presence first before any other comment

The thing come dey pain you right?

drmuchin:
The new trend in Hollywood
To turn men to simps, women to Superheroes

Really tiring mehn!

Lorenzo has to be the biggest weakling in this Power world.

Always scared shit out of Monet.

This Lorenzo is different from the one portrayed in the first season. Chai!

Sukkot ma nigha, what you have to say on this?

How can we do this?

gaby:
They look good together.

If only humans2humans can be this chill in harmony with one another, perhaps, just perhaps, the world coulda have been better than it is today.

I'm only judging from this picture before me. Whatever is going to happen after here, "I no know".

Poor Lizzy.

Even animals of different clans don’t chill together. Everybody dey always get their territory.

Humans yolk more together than animals.

Peter Obi will still chop round 2 beating in court, by then, the sense that’s not in his brain now will start to grow again and will come back to cry like a baby that can’t find his mother afterwards.

Urheadmaster:
As an Atiku spokesman you are

If anyone should file a case against tinubu, it should be Peter Obi.

Atiku have no case against tinubu.

But Peter came third now. How come he has better case than Atiku?

It’s your loss.

You can as well die in another man’s country. It doesn’t end the world.

Massiveglory:
If Nigeria will come out of this election with any thing to unite about and build on, the mandate of the rightful winner of the presidential must be restored.
This is only means to gather the fragements of our nation which has been scattered.
This is the only means to hold and build on the foundation of our nation which is heavily shaking right now.

Peter Obi didn’t win jack shit!

You people need to open your brain to see that Nigeria didn’t start and end up in the south.

It begins in the south and ended in the core north.

People might vote Obi in the south, but evidently he didn’t get much vote in the core north which the major reason why he lost.

Hate how this episode one started.

They should have tried harder with the introduction of the new connect.

Good leadership is the bane of every good society. Without a good leader, there would be confusion, and chaos and society will crumble. Even if such a leader is not corrupt, has a good heart, and wants the best, so far, such a leader lacks the true attributes of a good leader (kind, but not nice, decisive and not indifferent), no matter how much he wants the best for his society, no matter how much his heart is good, without these leadership attributes, thinks will never work out. Because you don't lead by being nice or indifferent to critical issues.

This explains our current president. From day one he's always been indifferent. Slow to take decisive decisions until it's too late. Nigeria is in this current mess because of all these.

Nigerians already suffered greatly under his administration, still suffering and everyone really can't wait to see him go with his ineffectiveness already. And rather for him to just go or at least make his last days a bit peaceful and without stress for us, under his nose, Atiku/PDP and his goons in this government are capitalizing on his docility to play the political game, which necessarily does not even affect the politicians, but taking a heavy toll on the already tired, broke and dying Nigerians. Yet our president is just there, sipping Fura dey Nunu with no concern as to what the politicians are doing to his already battered legacy.

You then wonder if he was the one contesting for President,would he have allowed all these to happen?

A liter of petrol was sold in the black the market for 700 today. Elsewhere I heard it's even worse. Transportation fare keeps going up all every new day.

The new notes was launched about 40days ago, and the CBN governor wants the old notes to be unacceptable within 45days, in a country of over 200million people with the vast majority being unbanked and in the rural area. Never seen such good policy with the most foolish timeframe do execute it without considering the general populace.
Been trying to use my ATM day to withdraw new note, most machines are not working.

The little that's working comes with huge queue and soon enough no longer dispensing. Whereas, Market women are not taking transfers, only cash. Taxi drivers are not taking transfers, only cash. Now, they refused to collect the old notes I collected from a POS machine, they only wanted the new notes. Yet, he wanted the deadline to remain.

Nigerians are already suffering, why should these politicians continue to suffer us?

This power play is affecting everyone greatly, and I have to call Buhari out for being, evidently, the most ineffectual president we've ever had in this country.

History will never forget.

May God bless all men that's trying to put food on their table.

It is not easy at all to be a man. You have to feed yourself, feed you fam, its not easy mehn!!

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