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Jombom:
Thank God no more foolish God forsaken Saraki to disturb Buhari from actualizing his developmental goal for Nigeria. No more allocating fund meant to complete Lagos Ibadan express to NA budget.

Oloriburuku omo ale !
Aboki budget money to complete Lagos Ibadan
Omo ale Yoruba said no private investment should fund the project.

The fact that thist guy will go and sit somewhere away from my state is enough joy for me. Waiting for his people to loose in my state kwara come governorship election so i go rejoice.

The irresponsible current governor is even from my town and nothing to show for it. we contribute to pay some teachers and renovate schools as they're in terrible states from our own pockets so the people there can go to school .

willian10:
See this one
She made a video of herself weeping
What kinda weeping is that

I tire o. Weeping for the nation or weeping for the gram.

olujastro:
I don't even understand why this presidential election campaign is very quiet.
Won't there be rallies in the 36 states and the FCT?

Was just telling my sister this right now. . Or no be next month be election?

olujastro:

They are even pulling more crowd than Internet and diaspora presidential candidates Sowore, Muoghalu, Durotoye and Oby combined.
I won't be surprised if Akin scores more HOR votes than Sowore our YouTube presidential candidate.

Olu, you are wicked! Which one is YouTube presidential candidate again?

Even Internet and Diaspora candidates

You are wicked o!

helinues:
I thought Davido only went for NYSC. Has he also applied for military services?

fattbabakay:
i will not tell you come and beat 5me

fattbabakay:
I WROTE A COMMENT HERE, BUT YOU ARE TOO LATE, I HAVE DELETED IT .

What did you write there. Oya, tell me

fattbabakay:
See, that write-up is not meant for bitter people.

olujastro:
Someone tell PDP that using different blogs to hype the party, its candidates and spread their propaganda won't win them elections in 2019.
The more they have done this, the more elections they have lost between June 2015 - Till Date.

Meanwhile, it's now confirmed that PDP apologists have taken over our cyberspace while those who prefer APC watch silently.
Because I'll never understand how sane minds who watched yesterday's debate can even attempt to say Peter Obi won whereas Osinbajo was way ahead of the rest. Peter Obi should be dragging a distant 2nd with the YPP lady.
Since when did reeling out statistics from China become the issues that concern Nigerian voters the most

Someone who was a governor for years and couldn't turn his state to shanghai is now talking about his plan for Nigeria turning into China.

I laugh in China

Please and please who knows how to get my money from fidelity bank. I was trying to make a transfer via ATM on 9th of November, 2018. I got debited but it wasnt sent and up till now, they have been telling me to give them more time.

The last time i was in the bank, i was told that i should wait yill 1st of December and if its not reversed yet, i should come and fill another complain form and nothing since then.

I am so tired right now. How will they hold on to my money in this hard time

Someone help me please, this has really scattered alot of plans.

Not again!

soberdrunk:
Some people are just lucky, the only gift i have received from a stranger is "Jehovahs witness magazine". Dear Santa all Soberdrunk needs is 5m before Friday so this Christmas i can buy big 'noisy', 'smoky' diesel generator to disturb the neighborhood even when Nepa brings light......


Ps-All these my imaginary fans, team "Oh Soberdrunk you made my day" una dey forbid to buy person 'ordinary beer'.......

To disturb your neighbourhood even when there is light?

Your neighbour heads no go gree you buy it ooooo.

DrObum:
How come she is now fair?

Her father's crown changed her colour?

The first two is the daughter while the down one is the ex wife.

Lazyreporta:
On the Island of the affluent in Lagos, I rarely hear aircraft buzzing in the sky, except the posh helicopters of the busy rich. The airport and flight noise don’t affect the airspace, it only devalues the land.

The rich pretend to pray, but God is on the Mainland, land on the island is too expensive to build many worship centers.

The Island was not built for Beer. It is the hub of champagne, spirits, and wines. Beer is for the road, an appetizer bottled on the Mainland.

The Mainland is crowded with families. Life on the island has no friends. Everything is cash or ‘waka’. The roads are expensively tolled, the schools are US ‘Dollard’, and a smile might cost some ‘Nairas’.

The Island expands while the Mainland remains the same. Under neon lights, millions of Mainland ‘ants’ trample on the Third Mainland Bridge into the Island of their dreams. Many die on the bridge, many earn a kobo, and many rob the others.
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The Island goes to the Mainland, only to fly. Life on the mainland has many tribes. Bad roads and traffic jamborees in Enugu suburbs like Ago and Okota would eventually pursue ‘Omo Igbo’ to the East. The smart ones live in Yoruba neighborhoods, like itire, with Chinese constructed drainages. Sharp guys have moved into Surulere, the Governor’s neighborhood and the best place to drink. The number of youths in Festac makes one wonder if they ate their parents for dinner.

Ketu is a gang of Yoruba women hustling to breathe. Ikorodu can be great if it gets a bridge into the island. Yaba is the link between books, Aristos, ‘White House’ and an infamous Psyche ward (Yaba-left).yaba

Sex is on Allen, tax is a joyride at Alausa. Obanikoro is the name of a man on the Island and a place in the Mainland. Everything on the Mainland is made in Ilupeju, Ogba, Isolo, Agidingbi, and Oregun. Agbara is not on the Mainland, it’s in Ogun state, like Mowe and Ibafo.

Everything on the Island is imported from the Mainland ports of Apapa and Tin Can. The sound of Mazamaza and Okokomaiko can cure madness. Homes in Idi-Araba are waiting to collapse, thank God for LUTH; Igbobi’s Orthopedics is not too far away.

There is a Lagos state University campus in every Mainland corner; the main campus and a military cantonment are at Ojo. Musicians from Mushin and Ajegunle have monopolized the sympathy of poverty, while Egbeda and Ikotun get no pity.
If eyes are closed in Agege and Iddo when a train passes, one can pretend to be in Grand Central Station. 3Gbagadans usually pretend to be on the Island, but Oworonshoki can’t get away with such lies. Ogudu GRA insists on being distinct from a conjoined Ojota, while Amuwo-Odofin calls itself Festac Extension.

Iju and Ojodu villages are hyped by estate agents. Ebute-Metta is an old Yoruba phrase: “A place of three shores.” It is a decaying dream of British colonialism and Brazilian architecture.

Most of the residents of Magodo and Omole are Landlords. Maryland is not a saint and Anthony is not a Village. Igando and Ipaja are playing catching up with the state government.

Ikeja is the official capital of Lagos. The State House is on the Island, where the real capital is. Lagos deserves a special status in the constitution.index

On the Island, money has relatives. Ikoyi and Victoria Island are twin sisters, posh from birth and wrinkled with age. Lekki is a distant cousin, taxing and full of fraudulent schemes. VGC and Eleko are wealthy uncles, isolated from others and always overseas. Nicon and Parkview are the pretty nieces with feigned American and British accents. Oniru and Elegushi are the nephews from the village, who recently found wealth and arrogance. Ajah is the Step-sister, giving birth to children she can’t feed. Jakande and Igbo-Efon are broke In-laws, hardworking but always in need. Ibeju-Lekki and Epe are the Jilted aunts, feeding on promises and searching for suitors. Obalende is the lost brother without a mind, thought to be dead. Eko, Idumota, and Marina are Triplets of Royal descents, with trade on their minds, and power between their legs. Maroko is the baby that was aborted at Midterm. Makoko is the dirty bastard that wouldn’t disappear. Eko Atlantic City has recently left the incubator, hoping to survive. Many other siblings are just occupying space and causing traffic jams on the Island of the rich.

This is how I know I’m not on the Island: service attendants begging for money; Lastma officials lurking behind traffic lights; Dunghill switch is everywhere, and I can’t get an Iota of decency.

Source... Lazyreporta

Wow! Wonderful piece

Ace119:
Can someone please help me here because it's sort of urgent.
Got this invite via text message:

You have been short listed for interview @Core Trust & inv. ltd. 77,Awolowo Road Ikoyi Lagos on Thursday 4th Oct 2018 by 1pm.

Made a few research on them but discovered that;
* Their site isn't updated
*The last comment on them i got from nairaland was since 2008

Thank you.

This invite is almost similar to mine but different company.

Does anyone here knows anything about Kainosedge consulting in Ikoyi? Your prompt rrsponse will be highly appreciated. Thanks

olujastro:

Which one is Fashola's project again? Is government not a continuum? The Laswa HQ project was commissioned just last week and this government did a large part of the job as well.
Same thing you accuse wailers of doing when they say PDP started those projects Buhari commissioned.

That LASWA project is a great one. He tried for relocating them from under that bridge.

NIMASA

sarrki:
The Oba know get name ?

I wonder o. You remember to cry out on facebook but forgot to include area and the name of the Oba.

Issokay! We go all dey alright las las

1zynnvn:



Must you doubt everything. You dont know where he is located and how epileptic power supply over they may be. Everything is possible. Dyu know that people actually went to the moon. Dyu know how difficult that is??

I tire o.!

kunmiiii:


whenever u generalize about women like this, always remember u didnt fall from the sky,u were born by a woman,and u probably even have sisters!

Chop knuckle!

kunmiiii:
Mr Dele the Agbaya is probably sensing Saraki might actually have shot at presidency, hence the Ass licking!!!

But his calculation is way off just like Saraki's!! Birds of the same feather flock together!!!

I just can't imagine an executive federal government with the likes of Ben Bruce, Fayose, Dino et all.

Nigeria might not recover from that disaster!!!

It will be the greatest disaster. Hmmmnn

kunmiiii:
See our future leaders oo...Graduates!!

Lmao!! Jumping and climbing on each other to see someone who drove in to intimidate and oppress you without any regards to all the rules they have been standing in the sun for hours obeying, shining teeth with the hope of taking a selfie with him that doesn't add any value to their lives.

See all of them raising hand up to snap him. What will they use the picture to do?

I tire

jomoh:
The guy is even confused.


Operating phone with one hand, iPad on the other hand and laptop in the middle.


Very unpresidential picture.

He is trying to show you all that he is multi tasking.

olujastro:
I hope he won't obtain Senatorial form in addition or use a dummy candidate. Because Saraki is sure to lose the presidential election.
The best he can get is to win Kwara and the SE.

His presidential ambition is dead on arrival. He thinks Nigeria is Kwara State

olujastro:
The man has a point.
All because for the first time, Jamb now remits what's left in revenue to the government after running its affairs, people are now demanding a reduction.

So for other agencies not remitting, their fees are justified?

Corrupt country mentality.

They want the man to regret he remitted that huge sum of money remaining.

miracood:
.WAT will they gain by climbing dangerous mountains??

Help me ask them o!

I hate to see criminals pleading **not guilty** to an offence they confessed to have committed.

Wetin be not guilty again?You break window enter house, have sex with her still dey say you are not guilty.

NONSENSE!

olujastro:

Of course.
Compare the above guys being in charge of managing our Federal government affairs with fast rising Nollywood actors like:
Saraki, Dino Melaye, Ben Bruce, Bode George, etc. What a joke of a Federal government Nigeria we will have!

My ultimate wish is for swift and brilliant minds like Fashola to become Nigeria's president. Except that Nigeria isn't a normal country.
Zoning, religion and other irrelevant issues are considered before competence.

Those actors make me sick. So disheartening. I just pray people don't make mistake during next year election.