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My broda .Dis a well planned trap. I think they are all aware. Dnt fall 4 d cheap test. Hang on,dnt give in'.Like sir alex ferguson will say.

Abeg,when is arsenal playing man city?

Ur a jonsing boy.Dat gurl its using u as her saftey net. I experienced sumtin close to dat. My broda bleep her sista or best frnd and let her knw abt it and tear d contract paper. She is an ingrate and will neva eva forget u.

My broda i made same mistakes few weeks ago. Dnt ask her out,just bleep her and believe me,she would be all over u. Uve already had d chance of doin dat when she askd u not to leave dat night. It was a sicilian msg. Ill give u a link i read.Its abt reading gurls mind and mood.It will surely help u and other lads here.

O boy u beginning 2 sound as if u want her back.Come on men,just do it like NIkE. And pls stop askin n'landers 4 advice anymore. But b rest asured u'll regret it if u take her back. Nigerians gurls dnt deserve 2nd chance.Kick her out d way sir alex ferguson will ship out an erring player(beckham,tevez,heinze). No 2nd chance

After dispatching ur gf in spectacular fashion like a well taken penalty,u wanna take her back.If u do dat ur d most jonsing boy on earth.Nigerian gurls dont deserve 2nd chance is as simple as dat.No peace talk,no white flag! Kabish

Come on cry well,lick rat poison if ur tired of crying. U nigerian girls r useless.Wen ur playing hard ball,u didnt knw wat u were doing

Iv always said sunday Oliseh should be given a try. He was a very fine,hardworkin player,veri dedicated. He's nigerias best eva Defensive midfilder.If he was 25 now he'll b playing for top clubs like chelsea,madrid,bayern. He's experience is invaluable. He coachd a belgian div 2 club side.Technically he'll b a gud manager.Iv neva liked siasia,as a manager he cant balance attack and defence.And thats what caused nigeria against Guinea.He failed 2 Qualify us for d nations cup and should b sacked.England sacked Steve maclaren after they failed to qualify 4 Euros. NFF SACK SIASIA,PLS NO EXCUSES.ill b veri dissapointed if he stays on

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Am 24,have a gf who is 18yrs. Iv bin dating her 4 ova 7months nw. I love her so much bt iv always doubted her love 4 me.She hardly calls me or text.She is d type dat gets angry easily. Weneva i complain of her nt calling me or texting should would give me d excuse dat she's nt working. Most times i send her airtime she will just manage to call once or text twice nd dats d end. Iv gone tru a lot just to show her i love yet iv neva gained anytin frm her.She doesnt even care to text me to wish me success when am writing exams.She doesnt even knw my birthday. Mst times when we have a little quarell she hardly apologise even when its her fault.Our relationship started having problemz cuz of money issues,i tried to explain tins 2 her dat tins were a little bit tough 4 me.She would then tell me wats d essence of me dating u,if u cant care 4 me. I noticed it she started hanging out with men nd guys. 2months ago i got to knw her 2 of elder sistas,they were veri friendly to me. We charted on fb nd 2go all d time.When she noticd it she started gettin jealous.I stoppd givin her attention.I didnt call her for 3weeks .She was very jealous nd depressd.I decided to call her because she had an exam dat period nd couldnt read cause she was always thinking of me nd feeling depressed.Afta dat i noticed she started giving me attention.She would always tell me she luvs me nd is missing me. We started loving like neva like b4. 2weeks ago she applied for a scholarship to Uk nd was successful. I was veri hapi for her but very sad dat she was leaving me behind.I texted her so many times to let her how i was feeling.Her attitude towards me changd,she was shouting at me,insultin,no respect.So i told her i'll stay away from her 4eva.It was a tough deciscion bt i had to do it. I try occupying myself by playing football manager nd chating on 2go. During chating on 2go wit her elda sista,i jokingly told her sista dat i was hanging out wit sum friendz dat evening nd askd her if she would cum she agreed.It wasnt quite up to 20mins,her snr sista call me nd told me she was close to my house,dat i should cum pick her at d bus stop.I pickd her nd we headed to a hotel where we were drinking nd eating.She told me my gf wasnt travelling to uk again cuz their was no money to send her their nd she has bin crying all day.She pleaded wit me to talk to my gf, We were at d hotel till 8pm when she asked me abt d hanging out wit my frndz i told her it was a joke,she was veri dissapointed nd told me dat she was abt travellin dat evening but couldnt get a bus so decided to attend the hangout so she would leave d next morning.She told me she cant go home dat night.So offered 2 pay 4 a hotel rum dat night she agreed only on 1 condition,dat i would stay with her till 11pm. I said ok. We got to d hotel rum nd were 2geda.It got to 11pm my gf started Sending mtn flash(i luv u),i cald her she told me she wasnt travelling again dat hope am happi nw.I told i wasnt intrested in her again.She pleaded wit me we should still b friendz,i told her i couldnt ans dat. In d hotel rum i told her elda sista dat i was late dat i wantd to leave.She pleaded with me she couldnt sleep there alone dat she was scared.I agreed 2 spend d night with her. 1 tin led to anoda nd we romancd all nite. Few days later my gf gt to knw abt it nd was heartbroken she told me she was abt 2 introduce me to her mum but iv spoilt everi tin.Iv bint beggin her since she says we cant get 2geda back we can only be frndz.I luv my gf so much,cnt live without her.I want to marry her.Its d 1st time am cheating on her.Pls i need ur adive on wat to do nexto text me to wish me success when am writing exams.She doesnt even knw my birthday. Mst times when we have a little quarell she hardly apologise even when its her fault.Our relationship started having problemz cuz of money issues,i tried to explain tins 2 her dat tins were a little bit tough 4 me.She would then tell me wats d essence of me dating u,if u cant care 4 me. I noticed it she started hanging out with men nd guys. 2months ago i got to knw her 2 of elder sistas,they were veri friendly to me. We charted on fb nd 2go all d time.When she noticd it she started gettin jealous.I stoppd givin her attention.I didnt call her for 3weeks .She was very jealous nd depressd.I decided to call her because she had an exam dat period nd couldnt read cause she was always thinking of me nd feeling depressed.Afta dat i noticed she started giving me attention.She would always tell me she luvs me nd is missing me. We started loving like neva like b4. 2weeks ago she applied for a scholarship to Uk nd was successful. I was veri hapi for her but very sad dat she was leaving me behind.I texted her so many times to let her how i was feeling.Her attitude towards me changd,she was shouting at me,insultin,no respect.So i told her i'll stay away from her 4eva.It was a tough deciscion bt i had to do it. I try occupying myself by playing football manager nd chating on 2go. During chating on 2go wit her elda sista,i jokingly told her sista dat i was hanging out wit sum friendz dat evening nd askd her if she would cum she agreed.It wasnt quite up to 20mins,her snr sista call me nd told me she was close to my house,dat i should cum pick her at d bus stop.I pickd her nd we headed to a hotel where we were drinking nd eating.She told me my gf wasnt travelling to uk again cuz their was no money to send her their nd she has bin crying all day.She pleaded wit me to talk to my gf, We were at d hotel till 8pm when she asked me abt d hanging out wit my frndz i told her it was a joke,she was veri dissapointed nd told me dat she was abt travellin dat evening but couldnt get a bus so decided to attend the hangout so she would leave d next morning.She told me she cant go home dat night.So offered 2 pay 4 a hotel rum dat night she agreed only on 1 condition,dat i would stay with her till 11pm. I said ok. We got to d hotel rum nd were 2geda.It got to 11pm my gf started Sending mtn flash(i luv u),i cald her she told me she wasnt travelling again dat hope am happi nw.I told i wasnt intrested in her again.She pleaded wit me we should still b friendz,i told her i couldnt ans dat. In d hotel rum i told her elda sista dat i was late dat i wantd to leave.She pleaded with me she couldnt sleep there alone dat she was scared.I agreed 2 spend d night with her. 1 tin led to anoda nd we romancd all nite. Few days later my gf gt to knw abt it nd was heartbroken she told me she was abt 2 introduce me to her mum but iv spoilt everi tin.Iv bint beggin her since she says we cant get 2geda back we can only be frndz.I luv my gf so much,cnt live without her.I want to marry her.Its d 1st time am cheating on her.Pls i need ur adive on wat to do next

My broda i understand exactly how u feel. Its obvious u realy love her. Its so sad , very sad. But think abt d future and bigger picture coz its obvious she'll kip doin it wit her frnds. This tin can be spiritual atimes and very difficult to stop. I knw its a difficult and very tough decision but i'll advice u to call it quit with d relationship. Give her d waving flag. Goodbye!

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Who is super eagles worst ever striker?
A) yakubu B) Aiyegbeni C) Yakubu Aiyegbeni D) All of d above. Send ur ans to mail.englishpremiereleague.com Winners would be given an exclusive all expenses paid trip 2 watch yakubu play 4 everton against champions chelsea in d premiere league game. Entry closes 7pm fifa deadline 2day. Hurry!!

Messi my wide yansh!. Cant even score free kick. Argentine waste. Cristianooo! Ronaldooo!, thats a complete player. No matter how hard u man mark him he still scores. He grabs d game by d scruff of d neck. Can messi do dat? NO, HE needs xavi or iniesta's help. 1 tin is 4 sure he can never b world best dis year. Gbam!

Everbody now claiming 2 be a german or a german fan but its 2 early 2 get carried away. There r still more twist and shocking result still 2 come. German team lack d experience whether u lyke it or not. They'l come unstuck when they meet an organize team lyke spain or holland. They've never fought 4rm behind 2 win in dis tournament. The only game the went behind 1st, they couldnt salvage a draw. Lets not 4get 'no european team has ever won d world cup outside europe, dnt tink i would happen now all though i wish holland wins it . Iv got dat feeling uruguay r d lucky team of t tournament and will win it. Remember euro 92, d danes. U nid luck. And those mentioning S.Eagles, pls do me a favour dnt mention dat rubbish, unorganize, over age team here again. They dnt exist anymore.

Am so hapi , they r finally out. Why dey go wan 1st us , their snr broda 4 football reach s/finals. Their fada! As 4 gyan dat spot kick shows ur nt a world class striker. Beta change ur jersey numba to beta numba. Ur not a left back. He-idiot. Congratulations uruguay. U just made my day. If u dnt lyke it ,take ur belt off and hang urself. Up super eagles, down nff , ug Goodluck J. Up man utd. As 4 mensah. U r a john terry. U 4 use 2 legs lyke terry. Maybe who knws shot power 4 increase.

I hate all NTA stations. Instead of me 2 watch nta e beta make i switch off d tv dey look ordinary light bulb.

Lol, i knw. But just give me a short list of d news, movie and sport channels.

My broda i dnt understand anytin in dat websites. All i just want to knw if d fta channels r wat spending 4. Coz i heard 4rm pitodenz dat d channels u'll get in ph r intresting.

@adeexy. Thanks man. I think i'll go 4 d motorised 1.8m dish. How much does it cost and what kind of channels can i get in ph coz am told they r nt much compared to when ur in d north

U cant build a world cup team in 1 month. Stupid he-Goat(osaze) . Ewu!

Some1 please tell dat he-Goat(osaze odemwengie) to shut up. Ewu! http://www.kickoff.com/mobilen/content/article/16314. What did he do when he had d chance to set up martins 2 score against Greece. He's only a sore loser coz he didnt have enuf game time 2 convince scout 4 a big move to england. Largerback must remain as Manager so he can develop our football. U dnt give a manager 1month and expect him 2 perform magic nt even jose mourinho can do dat. Hope 9ja and ivory coast learn 4rm dat . As 4 osaze he should go and fu*k himself or stand on top transformer and bath. THANK YOU!

Hi everyone , pls i need your advice on dis. Iv bin going through d various threads and am kinda confused. I want to be part of fta. I stay in port harcourt. I want to buy a decoder and lnb. Iv got 10,000 naira 4 dat excluding d dish. Pls wat kind of decoder do i buy with lnb and wat size of dish is recomended(preferably 1.8m dish). What r d channels do i stand to recieve(movies & football stations) in ph. What r d advantages and downside.
I would b very grateful if some1 can spell them out. Thanx guys coz your doing a great job here. My mail add is riodiao@yahoo.com

EXCLUSIVE: nigeria line up, enyeama, shitu,yobo,afolabi,ayila,etuhu,kalu,aiyebeni,kanu and Obasi. He he he! Now i ova believe 9ja is out of d world cup. Even if argentina win 50-0. 9ja can neva beat s/korea wit dis line up. Pls pls if ur hyperthensive beta get ur mind set. South Korea 4-1 Nigeria. 51yrs capt kanu.

Which is d newbies section

Eastbay:
Just watching Nigeria-Spain from France 98 on ESPN Classic.It has to be our best game ever at a World Cup.
Damnit,we had talent.Not these piss-poor boys.
See as Adepoju dey marshall our midfield.
I miss those days. . .Even Mourinho will struggle with these jack-a.s.ses masquerading as players

my broda God Bless u, whoever u are. I got dat tape 2 and am watching it now. When super Eagles was D SUPER EAGLES. Mutiu 9ja's eva most patriotic & most committed player.(12 seasons with real sociedad). E no easy. See determination 4rm him in dat game. He had a high butt or stud in his chest twice in d space of 5mins, he still carried on, & Fernando Hierrero  & luis Enrique couldnt still cope with him in d mildfield. Present SE players r all WASTE!. Look @ Kanu ,old man age 51(according to HARRY REDKNAPP) when pompey won d FA CUP. even Blanco of Mexico is beta.

Hi everyone , pls i need ur advice on dis. Iv bin going through d various threads and am kinda confused. I want to be part of fta. I stay in port harcourt. I want to buy a decoder and lnb. Iv got 10,000 naira 4 dat excluding d dish. Pls wat kind of decoder do i buy with lnb and wat size of dish is recomended(preferably 1.8m dish). What r d channels do i stand to recieve(movies & football stations). What r d advantages and downside.
I would b very grateful if some1 can spell them out. Thanx guys coz ur doing a great job here. My mail add is riodiao@yahoo.com

As much iam nt to happy with kaita, he's a real ball winner like roy keane. He would be a great playa in d future. Watch dis space. Dis tins happen in føotball, remember nani agst villa dis past season, rafael agst bayern, drogba agst utd, ronaldo agst man city, daf agst nigeria, zidane agst s/arabia. Its natural. I think nigeria is experiencing nemesis . Law of karma . Why sack Amodu. We should all blame Obasi, 2nd straight game , he killed us.  German leagues used jabulani balls since january. So no excuses. Whatever u sow u reap. Nija go and knell down  with 1billion and ask 4 forgiveness.

As much iam nt to happy with kaita, he's a real ball winner like roy keane. He would be a great playa in d future. Watch dis space. Dis tins happen in føotball, remember nani agst villa dis past season, rafael agst bayern, drogba agst utd, ronaldo agst man city, daf agst nigeria, zidane agst s/arabia. Its natural. I think nigeria is experiencing nemesis . Law of karma . Why sack Amodu. We should all blame Obasi, 2nd straight game , he killed us. German leagues used jabulani balls since january. So no excuses. Whatever u sow u reap. Nija go and knell down with 1billion and ask 4 forgiveness.

My broda take d advice of pro01, seduce her coz if u tell her ur feelings u mite get a negative response ie she would avoid u. It once happened 2 me. Secondly avoid her 4 a while, when she ask u why? U tell her u cant take her off ur mind, ur begining to fall 4 her. Maybe she mite b experiencing d same thing 2 and would let d cat out of d bag. I tell u what , dis 2 options would surely work. Try it out. Goodluck bro am waiting 2 hear ur testimony. Ha ha ha ha ha