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How amusing is it to watch Dumb and Dumber "argue"?


A. A "10" is an attacking midfielder, not a forward. Tsetse flies should know this.

B. There is no "10" in a traditional 4-4-2. Unless you want to call Jermaine Defoe a "10".

C. Torres scored 33 goals in all competitions while playing in the English league, not 33 goals in the "English league".


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^^ Alonso was their best player yesterday, they should drop the grossly overrated Busquets

Who buys a shooter for the campaign mode in the 21st century?

Grizz:
Yes i played 2. And i'd rate it like this

As a hollywood movie: 9.5 (i'd pay money to watch that and not regret it after)
As a 3rd person shooter: 9 (pretty good, but i've seen better)
As a platforming game: 8.5 (still pretty good but i personally think its too easy)

As a Hollywood movie, it's actually pretty terrible. I for one won't pay money to watch a thief and his skinny female-reporter accomplice take down a battalion of trained soldiers while searching for some artifact in a lost city that makes you immortal! -  6/10

Yea it had some great cinematic sequences(i guess that's what you're citing), so did Transformers, i.e another terrible movie - 10/10

As a third person shooter, well let's just say it's a couple notches below Gears - 8.7/10

As a platformer, well i found some of the platforming pretty ridiculous/over the top/overly-unrealistic to be honest. I mean imagine a man jumping to a ledge 20 odd yards away then being caught  by aforementioned skinny reporter, one-handed!!! Other than that it was alright: 7/10

As a game overall, it's definitely fantastic, though maybe slightly overrated, so i guess you have a point

Also, the final boss fight was kind of a letdown.

Aren't they all?

I haven't seen any game yet that deserves a perfect score, but i should probably tell you that i'm an RPG fan so if i had one, it would be coming out of square enix. Looking forward to skyrim.

Wait i just noticed you said all time so, maybe legend of zelda? i dunno,

Ocarina of Time? Yawwwwnnn!

Why don't you stick your neck out with something non-cliche like me: Soul Calibur!

Grizz:
I'm sure its a great game but 10 out of 10? That would mean its perfect right? They say its the "pinnacle of gaming".

So you came to the conclusion the review is biased before playing the game?

At least tell me you played Uncharted 2.

I'd also like to know what games(all time) you would give a perfect score.

Romario, Raul etc are obviously a million times better than Hernandez technically AS WELL AS being capable of poaching.

Hernandez' all round game is so poor it can make a grown man weep.

Technique - 0
Passing - 0
Dribbling - 0
First Touch - 0
Football Brain - 0

etc etc etc

^^ I've always maintained Hernandez is a third-rate player hiding behind goals. United might as well be playing with 10 men when he's out there.

slimshay:
To buttress this point I particularly love that first goal, when RvP made a lovely through pass to RvP on the right who cut in and had his first shot parried by the keeper before RvP now slammed home the goal. Miraculous.

Hehehehe, don't forget the one from the Chelsea game where RvP made a John-Terry-splitting pass to RvP, who in turn laid it off for RvP to slot into an empty RvP

coogar:
nateevs? you appeared after almost 15 days of your monumental loss to arsenal?
where did you go? were you busy eating baba suwe's shyte u went into comatose?
before we start football talks. . . . .tell me about your shyte-munching experience.

You heard the man Nateevs, did you went into comatose?

MW3 currently has a user score of 2.1/10 on Metacritic

BF fanboys at work!

People must have had really high expectations. . . I'm not expecting anything innovative/new/groundbreaking, same old tried and trusted formula.

Even without playing the game i can already give my rating: 8.8.

tboy1:
As Usual another easy win. . . next in line is ProlificCockBlockerz

Prepare to meet your maker.

Nope. But you can wait 3-5 years for a PS3 emulator

For the umpteenth time, there is no 4g in Nigeria. Stop enabling rogues masquerading as ISPs!!!

Ibime:
Hey man. . . . I thought I had captained RVP but it seems the captainship is in Aguero's hands!

Aguero better outperform him in that case!

Story. . . You knew everyone would captain RVP, so you captained Aguero to feel "special". How did that work out for ya?

RVP could have become the first player in EPL history to score 2 or more goals in 4 consecutive games.

Oh well, good performance. Nice to see the Verminator back amongst the goals.

pc guru:
Is urs faster than Swift if it is let me know the name and price won't mind going for a faster plan I assumed swift was the fastest cuz I can watch movies online with the ps3 browser but more speed aint bad. Take care

FAIL as in Swift's network is not 4G, not even remotely close.

They're just scamming unsuspecting folks like you

How did this make the homepage?

pc guru:
using a router is the best way i use Swift 4g and i play Unreal Tournament Modern Warfare online though its quite ok but not 100% fast like that u can tell by how their character jumps or how they appear here and suddenly they are somewhere else but at night its ideal enough for me to cap mofos.

FAIL

Evil Brain:
@ritchboy
Uncharted 3 and Battlefield 3 have both been hacked to run on 3.55 and are available for download on the torrents. Uncharted is a 45gig download and Battlefield's singleplayer is shite so l'm not bothering with either of them. I'm sure fisolucci will get both eventually.
Still waiting for FIFA 12.

Yea, but i read the Uncharted eboot fix freezes the game when you open Drake's journal.

There's also a new Indonesian(yes Indonesian!) dongle that runs FIFA 12 and other 3.6-3.72 games.

Good times then!

coogar:
over my dead body.
i don't even have to catch my wife red-handed. my intuition is enough to send her packing.

Stop lying. . . You'll slit your wrist and jump off a cliff!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Broken trust.  Manhandling me. . .not that he will survive that but just saying [/color]

You always struck me as a kung-fu chick

Skyrim!!!

Muki, i think daylight savings is active, time should be 20:45

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/wenger-tempted-to-stick-with-same-side

* Arsenal will definitely qualify for the Group Stages if they win on Tuesday night. That would give Wenger's side 10 points from four games and, crucially, a superior head-to-head against Marseille. This method is used to differentiate teams the Champions League ahead of goal difference.

Arsenal would be through because there is only one combination of results which could see two other teams reach ten points - and in that instance Wenger would still progress as results against Dortmund would be discounted.

I seriously hope this is a typo(*Wenger's side*) or some folks seriously need to get off Wenger's side!!

Fan The Fart seems to think if he says "Spurs are better than Arsenal" enough times, it makes it true.

Reply HERE

v3:
RvP - 38 pts
VdV - 12 pts 
Sidwell - 11 pts 

Who dash monkey banana?

^^ Coogar might have a point you know? Cech(a goalie) played for an hour midweek so he was fatigued, that's why Theo and RVP could beat him at his near post and Santos scored via his "toros"

"Chelsea players were tired because they traveled to Merseyside" - Coogar

4llerbuntu:
and hands up, i have to give it to wenger, he has managed to get this team of misfits to win 8 in 9.  AMAZING

it takes something special to go to rival stadiums with this yeye players and get result, its practically miracle working.

redress the totoham debacle and i will back u again, i hate losing to london clubs and until wenger redress the imbalance in london, he is still in my bad books.

still cannot believe this shyte squad got results against stoke and chelsea, miracle

Shut up 4ller. No be by force to yarn dust.

The media have convinced all the gullible/mindless fans this is "the worst Arsenal side in living memory"(looking at you Ibime), but i can't understand how Nasri - Gervinho(who i believe is a better winger/forward than Nasri) and Cesc - Arteta suddenly makes a squad(which many here touted as the best squad in the league) rubbish when it's improved in every other area.

They won't win the league but don't get it twisted, this is a very good Arsenal side, ask Villas Boas

^^ How many Chelsea players that started today made the XI against Everton? I count one!!!

Ibime:
Why dem give Kompany -1 points?

He was not on the pitch when the penalty was scored. He should have 3 points.

A day to forget, both for Chelsea and Ipukulu Marines.

Players who get sent off still get punished for goals conceded, read the rules.

RVP #legend

And after 8 years at the club, even with his injuries, he's more than earned a six-figure salary, unlike some Algerian bomboclats!

AR[b]53[/b]NAL 5-3 CHEL[b]53[/b]A!