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krattoss:
And one broke nigga be like


all is vanity.

Life is sweet if you gatz the money. When there is no money, they see this as vanity.

Papasmal:
All work and no fun makes messi a borin player.

Chop ur money when u are young,
No dey gbon'gu'gbon ya life.

Messi is not boring. Most of the stars from South American are currently involved the in the Copa America. Their holiday might probably start after the tournament. Those that have been eliminated might have started their holiday by now.

Cristiano Ronaldo continued his vacation tour, popping up in the Bahamas to celebrate his son's fifth birthday on the beach

In Los Angeles, Arsenal's German midfielder Mesut Ozil played football-tennis.

Also in the United States, Aston Villa striker Christian Benteke posed for a holiday snap in Beverly Hills.

Before his move to LA Galaxy, Steven Gerrard chose to stay in Europe as he also visited Ibiza with wife Alex Curran.

Manchester United star Wayne Rooney provided one of the best holiday snaps as he posed for a family shot with a pig while on holiday in the Bahamas

Manchester United defender Tyler Blackett jetted off to Barbados with his girlfriend for their holiday in the sun.

Aaron Ramsey swapped the beach for the golf course in his homeland of Wales.

Newlyweds Fabio Borini and his wife Erin were all loved-up on their honeymoon in the Maldives.

Everton's Romelu Lukaku was another visitor to Miami, meeting up with new Manchester United star Memphis Depay

Everton midfielder Ross Barkley, seen here with a friend, also flew out to the clubbing capital of Ibiza.


AC Milan striker Alessandro Matri soaked up the sun in Miami along with his model girlfriend Federica Nargi.
The pair are one of Italy's most famous celebrity couples, and Nargi is now holidaying in Mykonos.


Manchester United's Belgian midfielder Marouane Fellaini was spotted having fun on Miami beach

Fiorentina forward Mario Gomez dragged out the paddle board on his holiday in Ibiza with girlfriend Carina Wanzung.


CR7 was also seen out on the town on the French Riviera, although he was later ticked off by a policeman for urinating in the street!



Ronaldo appeared to be making the most of his time off, jet skiing in France.


After completing his controversial move to Qatari club Al Sadd, Barcelona legend Xavi went for a swim on the Spanish island of Ibiza

The holiday season is here and a number of famous players have been snapped soaking up the sun at luxury resorts and beaches. Goal takes a look at some of the best footballer photos...


Source: http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/7182/galleries/2015/06/25/13052542/xavi-ronaldo-and-gerrard-soak-up-the-sun-football-stars-jet?ICID=HP_BN_4







Following his move to Real Betis, Rafael van der Vaart took the family on holiday in Spain


USA international Danny Williams and his girlfriend leave Reading behind for a spot of sun in Barbados.

Real Madrid superstar Cristiano Ronaldo was pictured enjoying a yachting holiday with some friends in Saint Tropez

Women will always remain women. They are all same.

From Turai to Mama Peace to Aisha they are all same.

What happens to those Nigerians who have accounts in Nigerian Banks but currently reside outside Nigeria but still operate these accounts?

Wahala dey...

Na wah.

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Requirements: Must be very familiar with Abuja, between the age bracket of 27 to 33, good command of English. Must have at least SSCE certificate.

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Yola – Three men, who trekked to Yola in honour of former Vice President Atiku Abubakar, are now stranded in Yola.

The men, Salihu Jibrin, Aliyu Adamu and Abubakar Suleiman, who spoke to newsmen Saturday in Yola, said since their arrival they were unable to see their mentor, Atiku.
They said all they needed was to see Atiku or his representatives to deliver their messages and go back to their various destinations.


“I trekked for 38 days all the way from Lagos to Yola to see Atiku in view of his role over APC victory in the general election but up to now I was unable to see him.

“I am now stranded with no money to go back; at times I sleep in motor park or squat with good Samaritans,” Jibrin said .
Adamu, who rode bicycle  from Kaduna to Yola, said he spent eight days on the way.


“I want to thank the Secretary, Nigeria Union of Journalists (NUJ), Adamawa Council, Mr Baba Zare, who had been assisting me since arrival to cope with the difficult situation I found myself. 

“I want to meet Atiku before finding my way back to Kaduna,” Adamu said.
On his part, Suleiman, who trekked from Shelleng town, Adamawa,  to Yola said he had been squatting from one relation to the other while waiting for an opportunity to see Atiku before going back home. ( NAN)‎


‎http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/3-trekkers-for-atiku-stranded-in-yola/

Which station can I watch the match? I can't seem to find it.

donphilopus:
This man should just keep shut lest thunder fires him. He 'dashed' out the Deputy Senate Presidency slot to PDP and he's here blabbing. The respect I used to have for Saraki and Dino Melaye has just diminished. I love the way Ndume was treated. He never knew Saraki had met with PDP Senators to offer them the 'Deputy Presidential' slot. He thought he had played fast on his fellow APC Senators to emerge the Deputy to Saraki. He may have dumped Saraki by now since his 'supposed' slot was freely given to Ekwerimadu and Saraki is in for a long thing.

The PDP Senators should know that they were the greatest losers yesterday. Out of the 57 Senators that were present at the hallowed chamber of the Senate during the 'sham' Election, only 8 of them were APC Senators. If a PDP Senator had moved a motion to nominate a fellow PDP Senator (say David Mark), he would have won the contest hands down and Saraki would have felt betrayed by now (which would have gladdened my heart). Saraki betrayed their trust in him when he defected to APC, he also betrayed APC's trust when he shunned the meeting convened by the President at the ICC and went to the floor of the Senate, they (PDP) should have also betrayed him by electing a PDP man as Senate President. I would have preferred it that way. PDP goofed!

You missed it son. Your analysis was good until you said pdp are the biggest losers for not nominating one of their own. PDP senators are not clueless like you think. There was no way a PDP man will become the President since they are minority in the house. If they had nominated one of their own for the presidency, the few APC members would have rejected it and fought tooth and nail. There would have be serious fracas by now even worse than the locking out of Tambuwal.

Hmmnn! It is going to be interesting. This 8th assembly will be filled with intrigues. APC can't impeach Saraki because that will create room for PDP to be the senate president in Ekweremadu. If they must impeach, it will be both President and deputy. Even at that, they won't get 2/3 because PDP will not want their own to go because they won't get deputy in another election.

The only way is through the court which in a way, is easily controlled by the presidency or money to entice some greedy elements. More Judas! We might just see some funny arithmetic from this senate set.

kilode100:
Dele go still dey see him preek
The thing go small o.
See as he round like doughnut

Your picture says it all.

What is he doing with that big market women calculator on his table?

Oh! to calculate the amount of money to steal from tax payers.

pbs4real:
supersport 3.

My supersport 3 is showing Juve Barca replay.

Pls what station can I watch the match?

This guy must get spinal injury for attempting this. There is a clear difference in pulling and pushing but lifting!!!...............no way. He must injure for that.

Jason - Boy.
Jasmine - Girl.



Donnie - Boy
Winnie - Girl

‎NATIONAL leadership of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP yesterday congratulated President Muhammadu Buhari on his inauguration as President of Nigeria. In a statement yesterday by PDP National Publicity Secretary, Chief Olisa Metuh, the party wished him good health, vigour and success in piloting the affairs of the country in the next four years.

Metuh said, “The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) congratulates General Muhammadu Buhari as he takes office as President. The party wished the new President success in piloting the affairs of the country in the next four years.

“The PDP wishes General Buhari a successful tenure as President of our dear nation. Indeed, we appreciate the fact that his success would be to the benefit of Nigeria as a nation. It is against this backdrop that we wish him good health, vigour and wisdom to pilot the affairs of the nation in the next four years.

“We also join millions of Nigerians and the international community in commending and applauding immediate past President Goodluck Jonathan for a smooth transition as well as his democratic credentials and enduring legacies in ensuring the stability of the nation.”

The PDP noted that as a party, it has nurtured and sustained democracy in the last 16 years and would remain committed to the democratic ethos as well as the unity, stability and prosperity of Nigeria at all times.

‎http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/pdp-congratulates-buhari/

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Wetin concern me. If he like him come if he no like he stay back, nothing spoil.

NgeneUkwenu:
Chai! But I am Useless ooo! I didn't even leave any Legacy behind!

Continue to remain useless. smh

ibnmaja:
Enjoy it while it lasts. By this time tomorrow na expresident u go b.. By this time next week hopefully he will be cooling off his heels at kirikiri maximum prison with your girlfriends.. Okonjo, Diezani etc

Story for the gods @ By this time next week hopefully he will be cooling off his heels at kirikiri maximum prison with your girlfriends.. Okonjo, Diezani etc

Get a job son.

Most of the forward players are Oversee based. Nice

JingoOAU:
This country has gone to the dogs

What was he waiting for before saying this

PDP and all what it represents is a scam

Same with APC. They are not different.

As for me, I have learnt my lessons with close friends. Hence, I have resolved not to lend money again. I also learnt from my dad how some close friends refused to pay him close to 6 million.

My strategy is this, if you come close to me and I really see that you are in need of the money, I don't lend you. If you ask me to borrow you 100k, the best I can do is to dash you 10-15k depending on how free I am with cash that period. I will give u the little I can part with, without return. But borrow, no way.