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Nairaland GeneralRe: Mehn: Is Ajah Always Dis Boring? by riversman: 11:36pm On Nov 21, 2009
omo, make we do TEST oh, u sabi lick TOTOhuh lol, if u say its nasty, then ur gay, lol

Actually my cousin lives in AJAH, but she is too cute for u, lol, u gotta pay cos she is an ASHAWO, grin tongue
RomanceRe: Is It Bad To Befriend A Disabled Nairalanders? by riversman: 11:35pm On Nov 21, 2009
PLEASE - when a woman has no legs, she cant be gud in BED!!! lol!!! or a GUY with no hand, he cant hold that yansh grin sad grin
RomanceRe: Ex Is Back by riversman: 11:34pm On Nov 21, 2009
nna, tell her to remover her Payint(pant) and wear it on her mouf, and curse him to leave her alone, my neighbor did that for her ex-bf, it worked oh,
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mehn: Is Ajah Always Dis Boring? by riversman: 11:32pm On Nov 21, 2009
AJAH is where the GAY men live, ARE U GAYhuh?? hehehehehehehe, comot from CUPBOARD, grin
RomanceRe: What Extent Can You Go To Get You Lover Back by riversman: 11:31pm On Nov 21, 2009
I will enter river niger, lol

Or i will kidnap her MOTHER for a LOVE ransome, grin
RomanceRe: Are There Still Any Married Men In Nigeria Innocent Of Adultery by riversman: 11:30pm On Nov 21, 2009
my FATHER has never cheated and will never cheat, now my neighbors BOYFRIEND is anotha story, HE IS THE DEFINITION OF A "LIAR & A CHEATER", every nite SHE is pinching his dick,

Lately, i have been hearing a male cry at about 10pm every nite, i think thats wen the DICK PINCHING starts, grin shocked
TravelRe: When Did Peckham (In London) Get Annexed By Nigeria? by riversman: 10:40am On Nov 19, 2009
@ Orilee9ice - I guess it was a typo, I was born in the EU(France to be exact), but a US citizen ala parents, why would i claim what am not, Sorry, am not dragging UK with u poor rats in PECKHAM, we have a holiday loft in London as well, so dont think you can step up to me, Daddy's money is cool but I have my own practice.

Talika sef dey open mouth, ur family has a pad in LEKKI, so Fuhck wathuh We have two cribs in ASOKORO and mansion in Minna, when your family has enough money to be neighbors with Babangida family, come and talk to me, till then, keep doing your "IT job" that pays u peanuts, lol, na ur type dey wash "oyinbo yansh" for UK,
TravelRe: Your Candid Advice Pls by riversman: 11:39am On Nov 18, 2009
Hi - A renewal is for thesame VISA type, I have never needed a UK visa but i assume you will need a new application for a Tourist VISA but u can indicate that you travelled previously on Biz training.

Also, remember they have your fingerprint and can tell when you applied, arrived the UK, etc, just apply and be honest, As far as you travelled and returned, you should get the visa,

For tourist visa, hope your visit is not more than a 2 weeks, cos you will need a FAT account and hotel reservations, etc
TravelRe: My Trip To London With Qatar Airlines by riversman: 11:35am On Nov 18, 2009
PEOPLE PERISH FOR THEY LACK KNOWLEDGE!!!!

Folks read on the Geneva convention on Airline treatment of passengers. Also, flights origination from Europe or going to Europe have some rules that favor passengers in situations as the poster's.

Qatar Air was supposed to give you a stamped ticket for Immigrations - indicating your flight had a delay over 8hrs and you were in need of sanitary care from overnight travel grin

Most airlines always try to dodge thier responsibility when the passengers dont make a FUSS, in 2005 my KLM flight to AMS to ABuja, was delayed. we were on the tarmac(actually at the daparture gate) for 8hrs+. Amsterdam to Abuja is about 8hrs, well we were on the plane with no food, ridiculous, but it was naija passengers so they could care less, Well, the flight was cancelled after there were 2 fights onboard and 2 passengers were arrested and deported. DRAMA filled flight. Gist aside, upon return to the terminal, we were all given tickets for the next day and stamps on the tickets for IMMIgration. All types of passports were represented, Naija passport holders were given 1 day visa's as well. The immigration officer will act according to the Airlines request, provided you satisfy all thier reasons not to deny your entry,

NOTE: Immigration did not ask for Visa's as they issued transit visa stamps on the passports for evryone with a valid unexpired passport. The only pasengers denied entry to Netherlands were passsengers that had overstayed visa's in EU countries previously, lol grin oyibo dey fear, make dem no go loss,

Overall, Qatar was being cheap, i had the same experience with Delta in Naija for delayed bags and I had to quote the customers bill of rights and the mgr quickly asked me to hush and compensated me(they gave me free hotel/3meals daily/call cards, $400 travel voucher), Mind you other passengers went home unhappy with no bags and no compensation, because they did not know thier rights and wouldnt listen to me, I TRIED TO TELL THEM, but they were concerned with abusing the SAHCOL agents, hisss
FashionRe: Is Oluchi Onweagba The Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria? by riversman: 11:10am On Nov 18, 2009
OLUSHI IS AN ANOREXIC, SELF LOATHING/WHITE MEN LOVING LovePeddler, bush gal that got to NYC and married Oyinbo for US citizenship, LOL!!! grin
FashionRe: What Makeup Can You Not Live Without? by riversman: 11:05am On Nov 18, 2009
why must u naija babes always look like MASQUERADEShuh? na wah oh
FashionRe: New Swimwear For Muslim Women by riversman: 11:04am On Nov 18, 2009
muslim women - a.k.a CLOSET FREAKS, geez, wear the damn bikini, muslim women are always FAT sha, so they better hide all that EBA tummy grin
FashionRe: Post Your Best African Outfit by riversman: 11:03am On Nov 18, 2009
UGLY NAIJA babes, GEEZ!!!! didnt mommy tell u to hide in the backyard, lol
TravelRe: When Did Peckham (In London) Get Annexed By Nigeria? by riversman: 11:02am On Nov 18, 2009
I was born in the EU u dumb scallywagg but dont care for Europe, when i can ball in my mansion in LEKKI, london is for POOR wanna BE rats, lol grin grin

Una still dey wash oyinbo YANSHhuh? shocked
CareerRe: Cheating In Exxonmobil Hr by riversman: 8:56pm On Nov 17, 2009
SORRY UR FATHER NO GET CONNECTION, grin grin

Go and hang out in those VI/IKOYI Bars you will meet/network with the oil company BIG boys
TravelRe: When Did Peckham (In London) Get Annexed By Nigeria? by riversman: 8:52pm On Nov 17, 2009
sorry i dont need uk visa cos i already have it, did u know i was an eu citizen, u scallywagg
SportsRe: Fifa Beach Soccer World Cup Dubai 2009 by riversman: 3:32pm On Nov 17, 2009
Na by force to play Beach Soccerhuh?? Geez, this country always amazes me wit the foolishness,
CelebritiesRe: It's Official! - Adaeze Igwe And Joseph Yobo Announce Their Engagement by riversman: 3:31pm On Nov 17, 2009
shocked I SHALL SAY IT AGAIN(with Ibo Accent)

WHO TALK SAY ASHAWO NO GET HOPEhuh??


Me and Adaeze kno eachotha and i will lambast her to her face, am not insulting her, so shut up & drive off!!!!

grin shocked cool
TV/MoviesRe: The Dakore Show: By Dakore Egbuson by riversman: 3:26pm On Nov 17, 2009
AMAKA - are u just naive or you are simply out of today's current affairshuh

GAY men wont marry in church of course, but they getting married to women in a pretence for family reasons, foolish wives have no clue(at least thats what i think), My coworker on several trips to the US seems like he is openly GAY, till we hit Muritala Airport, then he is a straight married father all over,,, Its SICK

Nna i get GAYDAR oh, so I can detect any of them, I have 4 sistahs, i definitely need to be able to weed them out, grin


HMMM, AMAKA Lagos don change oh, i was at club in VI(owned by a famous soccer star) and the DJ was playing some Beyonce Anthems, see dis boys acting all Feminine and dancing the Beyonce moves, nna i ran fast outta that bar, could it be that the Soccer Player/owner of the bar is also GAY, u did not hear from me oh
FamilyRe: Would You Quit Your Job If Hubby Insists? by riversman: 3:18pm On Nov 17, 2009
SOME WOMEN ARE TOO DEPENDENT ON THAT THING called DICK, i dey tell una, DICK CAN MAKE SOME WOMEN THINK LIKE IDIOTS,, shocked grin
TV/MoviesRe: The Dakore Show: By Dakore Egbuson by riversman: 3:15pm On Nov 17, 2009
Yea, like how all the GAY men in the lagos churches are getting married, my brethren LAGOS IS THE NEW PHILLY IN AFRICA, those societal weddings are all a SHAM, i have a coworker that travels to the US to go and do his GAY messs, shocking that he married a woman to cover face,


CANT WOMEN DETECT GAY MENhuhhuh wat happened to having a natural GAYDARhuh?
CelebritiesRe: It's Official! - Adaeze Igwe And Joseph Yobo Announce Their Engagement by riversman: 3:10pm On Nov 17, 2009
I Kno right, IBO gals go marry anything for MONEY, grin grin

dont get mad at me, blame ur fellow Ndi Igbo sistahs like Adaeze Igwe and Monalisa Chinda, lol grin


At least IBO gals dey secure thier future, unlike YORUBA gals wey want sell amala all thier life, lol
EventsRe: World Largest Gospel Concert In Nigeria by riversman: 3:07pm On Nov 17, 2009
"" Please what is the meaning of "spiritually lost in the spirit". . . """

Me sef dey wonder oh, lost inside a dudes boxers or wathuh? explain grin
FamilyRe: Would You Quit Your Job If Hubby Insists? by riversman: 3:04pm On Nov 17, 2009
cheesy BUT IF U ARE GETTING THAT GOOD KONDO IT WILL BE HARD TO THINK STRAIGHT>, lol, u gi dey shout, my TOTO oh, My WORK oh, yeee grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: The Dakore Show: By Dakore Egbuson by riversman: 3:02pm On Nov 17, 2009
This LESBIAN will have a TV show, she stole my friends gurl, she was in LA earlier this year rolling with some BUTCH LESBOs, i have my evidence oh, beware of my paparazzo's

ALEX LOPEZ is her ex, yep, dont freak out lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Her Fiance Is Gay. Should I Do Amebo? by riversman: 2:55pm On Nov 17, 2009
NEWS FLASH!!!! Nigerian Men are GAY!!! please that is old gist, i guess none of the guys on here went to an FGC college or KC, i saw stuff my bros and sistahs, hmmmmmm


They even have a gay group on FB, LAgos Gays na real wah, i kno some in one church in lagos, they are OUT and proud I tell ya, one is a coworker and on a trip to the US, he came out wit his true colors oh, YES HE WAS MARRIED!!!!

Did i tell his familyhuh capital NO!!!! if his wife cant smell his dick to find out he put that KONDO in a batty(yansh) then its not my WAHALA,

JUST allow her plan her wedding oh, all fingers are not EQUAL, she may have found her happiness that way, dont Bleep it UP


This same coworker was inviting me to a GAY cookout they had at Whispering Palms, yes they rented the whole place, i respectfully declined,
Music/RadioRe: Mercy Johnson Is Working On Her Album by riversman: 2:50pm On Nov 17, 2009
Mercy Johnson sef oh, see wetin OmoT don cause now, no talent HOES sef dey carry MIC sing, na wah oh,

her nose be like aeroplane, shocked grin
TravelRe: When Did Peckham (In London) Get Annexed By Nigeria? by riversman: 2:47pm On Nov 17, 2009
NA WAH OH, see as dem dey road like mad people, all dat suffer suffer just to come dey pose for naija, TUFI AKWA, God no go gree me go wash Oyinbo man yansh, TUFIAGI, suwo


PECKHAM na real Ajegunle, so called aje buttas in naija, dat wont step a foot in Ajegunle but prefer to go and hustle in PECKHAM,

As they say, RICH MAN SEF DEY MESS, lol grin
FamilyRe: Would You Quit Your Job If Hubby Insists? by riversman: 2:42pm On Nov 17, 2009
I kno some women will QUIT just because of the husbands OKO(dick), lol grin

Power of that KONDO, kai!!
RomanceRe: I Rebuked My Girlfriend For Touching Me In Church by riversman: 2:40pm On Nov 17, 2009
IS THAT A THREAThuh? ma fo eti eh, lol grin
TV/MoviesRe: Nkenna (big Brother Africa), A Model Of A Nigerian Woman? by riversman: 2:38pm On Nov 17, 2009
I AM FROM THAT WIERD PLANET CALLED EARTH, shocked

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