Nnemuka:

Freedom of what? You mean guys are allowed to "stand" everywhere at anytime? Turn-offs

Maryspeck:
give me ur email make I forward it to u asap.

Zedjp:
please was any of you guys invited for the follow up interview for the test that took place at Awka?

nke001:


Never knew engineers are this funny! Ha ha ha!!

Well! pumps needs the presence of liquid in its compactment/chamber in order to create that SUCTION PRESSURE needed for continuous flow of liquid through the open system (pump). Just add enough water into the pump chamber and leave that village grandma alone.

EnterPRO:


lol! wetin una chop remain?

ababale:

na workforce i de use sha, drop ur email

GeneralSnipper:


Oga! Get it clear, there are four stroke petrol engines that use carburetor. Look for an old Peugeot 504 engine and you'll see it. We are all here to learn bro..........

I can see you have some good mechanical knowledge, nice one. Here are some questions for your attention

1.) If an engine is not designed to be water cooled (i.e. no radiator) what other means can be used to cool it? Explain the principle behind it.

2.) Why does a two stroke engine generates more smoke than a four stroke engine?

3.) A pump comes alive when powered on but it's not pumping, what could be the problem?

babacha:


U are not prilinctus but warm ur brain with this.
What is the total capacity in barrel(bbl) of a rectangular tank 5 meters in height knowing that it will hold 200 leters per foot?

babacha:


A fool at 40 is still speaking, don't u see that they called ur post a digusting post, dat means u are rotting.
You think u are healthy and strong, I advice u go and do HIV test
If u are not practicing blo job, u will not use it to test interpersonal skill, u first post here just tell us what is inside u what u are interested in,
Just do ur HIV test and post the resul here, if u are negative, maybe some people here will give u a contract for that job u like
Till I see ur HIV test result posted here, I will not answer u on this thread again no mattere what u say

Caucasian:
Haha haha hhihihihi hihihi hohohohohohoho kakaka owiga owiga chi chi chi haha ha .. I laugh in hindu ... aaaawwwwww !!!!! My Dear mr HE/SHE aka MR, I WAS A TYPING ERROR

CAVEAT: Haven't you inflicted enough pain upon your soul? Or will your insatiable hunger to uncover the truth about my malevolent character push you deeper into the abyss of much more remorse and public obloquy? Heed my warning. Do not proceed wordings with me. For this nairaLAND could either be your sanctuary or it might dig your grave. Make your choice.

I never knew you were this worse. I could have mortgaged a life jacket for your sake by not posting at all in this nnpc thread. I should have continued with my reading and observation. But you thought you were smart and poetic. Now the whole landers are watching you drawn helplessly and hopelessly in a pintsize pool you foolishly constructed.

For your information, my first post on this thread was a game. I was only playing psychometrics on anyone willing to fail. Testing the interpersonal-skills some of us claim to have naturally. Interviewers do that sometimes to provoke you and then watch your reaction to see if you are naturally rude, intolerant and aggressive most especially if it were a customer service post.

But your few brain cells couldn't cushion themselves to that thinking direction. I knew you were not the first to hit me in failure. But you allowed your volitions mislead you into dancing to the auto-suggestions of a lady who call herself "somMUMU". Oh sorry I meant sombaby.

Less prosaic soul, she was the first to hit me bad and I haven't responded till now right? You think I ignored her because of her gender ? NO. ... I Just refused to see and observe her because she is as insignificant here as a moisture content in a contaminated diesel fuel. She obviously mocked you several times and for the first time you stood up against her, you went low into an unworthy apology because you are a WEAKLING FROM BIRTH. Less than a man.

As an act of pity, I suggest you make no further comments. Because, it seems by each extra-post you make, your brain deteriorates more in a geometric retrogression.
I can see that you are now humble in your reproach, settling for a peaceful co-existence with all. I am also willing to meet you in the real world and commiserate with you by registering you in a night school. Don't worry about the fees. I shall pay .. I just want your IQ and poor grammar to improve below average

He is a proud psycho. Very highly inflammable. Do not throw match boxes in my combustion chambers because when I burn, even your cohorts will be consumed in the flames.

babacha:


I type most of things in haste, and some times, most of the keys won't respond when I type them and I don't read through before submitting cos is not an exam and is not a report I am sending to my supervisor. I see those error myself most time after submission.
As far as u understand what I am trying to say, I just leave it like that

omodave:
Oya it has Do

Kimikazi2:
Send your email and I will forward Futher Engineering Mathematics by K A Stroud to you . I no joke ooO
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musco4me:
Guys, passing an aptitude test doesnt mean ur the most intelligent. I knw people that scored almost more than twice my score during an aptitude test. They were boastn. But we met at an assessment centre where u will work in a team and also work alone to present the topic they gv u as a seminar, many of those guys failed! I was among the few that were offered the job! In that apt test, my score was just 45 and the ppl i met at the assessment centre scored upto 75! Its nt always gd to boast! Intelligent guys dnt make noise or brag or look down on others. I hv written a coca cola test where thousands of ppl participated includn some guys i knw that got 1st class in my sch. After the test, they met me and was telln me they even saw the questions before we wrote. But could u believe that none of them made it to the next stage. I was among the few that still made it to the last stage. Please lets learn hw to respect each other. I still knw my mates that got 2nd class upper but cant write an application letter.

puntersmind:
The problem I have with a lot of persons dropping their email addresses here for an invitation is that they don't check their e-mails on time to provide me with the requested information like Full name, Unique beneficiary code and phone number.

timok4chri:
@ hellqollinz if you are reading this pleas help afriend forward the mail I have the text from sure p but didn't get the mail I have reached out to punters mind he didn't reply. Please uchenancy94@yahoo.com at pujyerdmind if you are reading biko its today forward to me.thanks

Bootylicious:
Ain't ladies just so so so special!!! Subsidised charges yahhhhh!!!!! The taxi company that requires Nigerian female cab drivers has decided to come to Nigeria directly for the recruitment. How will this be done. All applicants will have to pick a form N2,000.000 for their driving test in our office in Ikeja, you'll be called shortly after for the driving test, once you certified as a good driver a sum of N50,000.00 will be deposited, as your commitment fee so we know the precise number of candidates expected. After the lagos office has concluded it's test for all the candidates the HR manager of the Taxi company will come down to Nigeria and conduct the 2nd test. If any1 isn't picked you'll get your N50,000naira deposit back. The total package is,N350,000. The picked candidates will deposit another N50,000.00 and once the visa is ready applicant will pay the balance and get her visa. Conditions to apply for the job are 1) applicant must be female. 2) applicant must be able to drive. 3) applicant must be between the ages of 25yrs - 45yrs. 4) applicant must be able to read, write and speak in english fluently. 5) applicant must not be more than 75kg, 6) applicant must not be more than 5ft 7 inches tall, applicant must own a driver's licence that shows she has been driving for 3ys minimum 7) applicant must be willing to work for 2yrs of the signed contract. Upon getting to Dubai, the applicant will be trained to understand dubai road, map reading and issuing of UAE driver's licence. The salary is btw 160k- 245k based on 12hrs work daily. For more information busy@mdi-eu.com, you can send some1 down to our dubai office to confirm Multi dimensions international HR & Consultancy. 212 sapphire towers, opposite KIA showroom port saeed deira, dubai. And Lagos office 06 oliyide street ,off unity road ikeja Lagos 08096611993. Kindly mention from bussy so you get the actual fixed price. ..

puntersmind:
Drop your email address.

appliedeng:
Sorry this recruitment is just for Mechanical Engineering, Electrical Engineering and Computer Engineering/Science

adamubk: , broda I tired for them ooooo, I wa expecting 150 upward oooooo