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Pls dnt post novel here. Always make dat story from your villa short n snapy. 1/2 sentc

I ws laughing wen i heard d result because frm north 2 south d story is d same bt kano erronous manipulation is on jegas table. Total acdtd votas 2,17*,***. Valid vote: 2,128,***. Cancld vote: 68,***. So valid plus cancld vote: 2,19*,***. How come it exceed acreditd vote? I weep 4 dis con3

Finally

Please i need materials too.

Am confused i dnt knw which to go for val or election. Feb 14 15 whyyyyyyy? Val & election same date same time n even same venue 4 some people. My heart goes for val but there will b restriction that day so my val venue must change. Election is my civic duty because if i dnt vote ...................... But all d same let me beg my val first to know if we can val at the polling unit before i continue.

I have a guy that his employer swaped their UBA acct no btw the two interns pls what can he do. They started this jan n this is their first time sheet

Kimikazi2:
Send your email and I will forward Futher Engineering Mathematics by K A Stroud to you . I no joke ooO
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hahaha abeg na so una like me? Una wan push me enter toilet. I am a good nigerian. I use tissue paper but for now i no wan shyt again

Hahaha i wonder ooo! They told u before now that the last update is the final bfore u join them. Even the first was not an exam in the real sense because its a mrkin job so u dnt need to be drilled. Its not even the inteligent ones that do mrket well. Now u are looking for Gmat abeg who get advanced K A STROUD AND ENGIN MATHS make i go toilet

Wit d removal of 10 naira from pms sure-p gis has been suspended try loging in to confirm. For those fighting just knw that u r fighting for nothing . Na joke

I think i like this man because he is a nigerian and uses any advantage he see to gain popularity. NIJA PEOPLE NO DEY LAZY THEY NO TIRE THEY NO GIVE UP BUT WETIN THEM DE DO NO PURE AT ALL. Y did he not prophecy this before now? As a spiritual leader with prophecy y didn't he tell nigerians bfore d 2011 election abt the situation now? Y did he urge nigerian to vote him bfore now? This was the same thing he did during chimaroke regime when he said he will cease frm being a priest if chimaroke goes for second tenure, chimaroke won n he claimed it was not fair. This was the same thing he did wit union bank when he prophecy that the bank will fold in a couple of days den in 2007 but it happened that union bank acquired broad bank then where he borrowed money and the intreste of 206million accrued he refuse to pay and when union bank wanted to confiscate his collateral, he drag them to court and they won and that lead to that prophecy of situation against union bank. Today union bank just as always is still there with old and age staff and with out millennia improvement. Don't forget that he once sold ticket but was stopped by national lottery regulatory commission just like they have been on the neck of mtn and others. Let us no be deceived religion n politics in nija

Oh! Thank God for this forum because i have learnt my lessons in that i go to some interview with stones. One from GNLD was a victims and i dont think he will forget the experience when he invited us for an interview in one primary school for one fake industrial possition. I called him and asked again he affirm it to be true. On getting there i found out its gnld i just came out and arranged his stones. Eventhough i did not wound him much but i made sure that as he waste my money, that i too must waste his target plans and goals. Action and reactions are equal and opposite.

musco4me:
Guys, passing an aptitude test doesnt mean ur the most intelligent. I knw people that scored almost more than twice my score during an aptitude test. They were boastn. But we met at an assessment centre where u will work in a team and also work alone to present the topic they gv u as a seminar, many of those guys failed! I was among the few that were offered the job! In that apt test, my score was just 45 and the ppl i met at the assessment centre scored upto 75! Its nt always gd to boast! Intelligent guys dnt make noise or brag or look down on others. I hv written a coca cola test where thousands of ppl participated includn some guys i knw that got 1st class in my sch. After the test, they met me and was telln me they even saw the questions before we wrote. But could u believe that none of them made it to the next stage. I was among the few that still made it to the last stage. Please lets learn hw to respect each other. I still knw my mates that got 2nd class upper but cant write an application letter.

please call for deliverance crusade in that ur school. I know that those dumb first class and high 2 1 will never forget u. Pls try it n u will forever be a legend.

Just got an invitation to long awaited portharcourt fair but no email any other in my shoe.

puntersmind:
The problem I have with a lot of persons dropping their email addresses here for an invitation is that they don't check their e-mails on time to provide me with the requested information like Full name, Unique beneficiary code and phone number.

but you have never replied my mail.

timok4chri:
@ hellqollinz if you are reading this pleas help afriend forward the mail I have the text from sure p but didn't get the mail I have reached out to punters mind he didn't reply. Please uchenancy94@yahoo.com at pujyerdmind if you are reading biko its today forward to me.thanks

check you spam mail or lest still go with the text invite. Dont delete them

@ puntersmind thanks for the good work God will blessyou

Bootylicious:
Ain't ladies just so so so special!!! Subsidised charges yahhhhh!!!!! The taxi company that requires Nigerian female cab drivers has decided to come to Nigeria directly for the recruitment. How will this be done. All applicants will have to pick a form N2,000.000 for their driving test in our office in Ikeja, you'll be called shortly after for the driving test, once you certified as a good driver a sum of N50,000.00 will be deposited, as your commitment fee so we know the precise number of candidates expected. After the lagos office has concluded it's test for all the candidates the HR manager of the Taxi company will come down to Nigeria and conduct the 2nd test. If any1 isn't picked you'll get your N50,000naira deposit back. The total package is,N350,000. The picked candidates will deposit another N50,000.00 and once the visa is ready applicant will pay the balance and get her visa. Conditions to apply for the job are 1) applicant must be female. 2) applicant must be able to drive. 3) applicant must be between the ages of 25yrs - 45yrs. 4) applicant must be able to read, write and speak in english fluently. 5) applicant must not be more than 75kg, 6) applicant must not be more than 5ft 7 inches tall, applicant must own a driver's licence that shows she has been driving for 3ys minimum 7) applicant must be willing to work for 2yrs of the signed contract. Upon getting to Dubai, the applicant will be trained to understand dubai road, map reading and issuing of UAE driver's licence. The salary is btw 160k- 245k based on 12hrs work daily. For more information busy@mdi-eu.com, you can send some1 down to our dubai office to confirm Multi dimensions international HR & Consultancy. 212 sapphire towers, opposite KIA showroom port saeed deira, dubai. And Lagos office 06 oliyide street ,off unity road ikeja Lagos 08096611993. Kindly mention from bussy so you get the actual fixed price. ..

hahaha finally u don sell your market after initial blablabla. D truth is that i dnt believe ur story. Its either ur agent is fake or u are faking ur agent. In a fair work recruiting environment one submits his cv n nt to buy form. U followed this animal ( dnt b offended i call u animal pardon because u r a higher animal n u were created on the six day) even to knw that he brought the matter here which implies that u have been waiting for alert from him n maybe u have prayed so well n God being God decided to bring u here for exposure. The quality time and the volume of things u wrote here shows that u are not working least ur write ups would have been so small n concised, straight to point n nt argumentative. I knw this will offend u bt truth must be told. I knw that u want to meet targets but pls dnt follow people to their house to collect money in other to meet the target. He has b running frm u frm d other thread to this one pls allow him. For nija ladies please b sure that the job is prostitution ( bootylicious dnt forget the contextual meaning) because there is No where in the world where ladies are preferred as a driver to their male counterpart even in US instead there will be a fair play ground for both.
As for naija people pls remember this is nigeria, if there is a job that pays as high as 250k just for drivers in a naija man hand as she said then they will call their grandmama who will look as if she has 700 yrs wk exp n even teach her the job and even process her drivers licence n send her to UAE. As for slim u knw ur are doing a good job. Keep it up but as escaped goat ( i hope u dnt misunderstand) u need to tell nija hw u entered there cos that what they want to hear. Weda they will sleep under bridge as lagosian fresh man, in a toilet as sombody smagle into akwaibom, weda akpako is waiting for them if they no get house or if they must come from agent to gaurantee sure accommodation using urself n ur experiences as a case study just as u have been doing.;->

puntersmind:
Drop your email address.

@ puntersmind you dont want to reply me

appliedeng:
Sorry this recruitment is just for Mechanical Engineering, Electrical Engineering and Computer Engineering/Science

its not opening. I mean the link.

adamubk: , broda I tired for them ooooo, I wa expecting 150 upward oooooo

pls do u knw their office in enugu

de-tee:
check page (9) for this and download.

there r just 4 pages dia

Pls download from here. All thanks should b directed to d guy dat arranged for it.Pls download from here. All thanks should b directed to d guy dat arranged for it.Pls download from here. All thanks should b directed to d guy dat arranged for it.

Pls download from here. All thanks should b directed to d guy dat arranged for it.

Pls download from here. Thanks to d guy dat arranged for it.

de-tee:
you an incorrigible slowpoke like you portray...read all tru the thread and tell me who made any request for questions from you....with all ur immature idiosyncrasy i still sent you the questions as I promised....you better GroW uP!!!

pls can u send to me d questions at sunshinedstar@yahoo.com

esherizdan: for those of u that send pm plz u can check ur mail i hv send the questions

please send me as well sunshinedstar@yahoo.com

esherizdan: for those dat send pm u will receive d questns 2moro.All the questns are real i manage to get it frm a guy we sat togeda during the test he snap the questns with his ipad.I need to compile it.pls the questns is free it shld not be sold.tanz for complying

please nairaland what is pm n how cn i send it.

Pisofgod: Guy how can you say a thing like dat does it mean that igbo's can't render help with out money?

that guy's message is fraudulent in nature. Mind ur biz wit him

Simpleunny: ℓ̊ A̶̲̥̅m writing mine in Kaduna- Saduana memorial college, Dosa. Anyone writing there too?

success n favour to u all.

We ve enemies of protocols d same way we ve dat of progress no wonder he is cash kid no mata wat a kid will alwas show himself lolz

Deandavid