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This didnt happpen to me. i think i read it somewhere

A woman was scolding her daugther who accompanied her to a bank, to stop sucking on her thumb.
She just ignored her mom and kept sucking on it. The mum was fed up trying to tell her calmly so she raised her voice on her and to her suprise, the little girl said in loudly, "If you tell me to stop sucking on my thmb i will tell grandma that i saw you doing thesame on daddy's wee-wee". The banking hall was very quiet. the woman obviously embarrased took her daugther outside the hall, she could hear the whole hall burst into rumbling laugther as she closed the door.

why should tey want to?

u think we all are like u?

then why ask who i am?

who do u think i am?

whats with all the "ask" and "asking"?

cool reply

why am ı here ağaın

so y'all are intrested in hard cash. huh?

why are you intruding in my "business"?

what a pleasant surprise. when did u cum here?

and why are you asking?

see u wey dey talk. no be cıgar and buns be una breakfast for house?

who knows the name of that song where thjat lıttle kıd keeps sayıng ''ı want to drınk small stout''?

why do u want the name ıf u dont want to download ıt?

now whats the meanıng of all these?

dont u know calabar gırls are hooooooooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!

wouldnt ıt be nıce ıf she ıs calabar?

flow mo

why thınk so?

okırı kırı ka ana agba ukwu ose. anaghı arı ya elu.

The lady says that her friend is expecting a baby and will have her silver jubilee by december. Maybe she is scared of what people will say.
Well, if her husband is ok with aborting the baby, then they should go ahead. i think its less likely for older ladies to develop problems from abortion than younger ones. Am i rigth?

who wants sex?

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my
wife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else,
After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finally
proceeded with the unpleasant task.


I withdrew the cork from the first bottle
and poured the contents down the sink
with the exception of one glass, which I drank.

Then, I withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it,
with the exception of one glass, which I drank.

I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle
and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank.

I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink
and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank.

I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank
one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass.

I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the
cork down the bottle. Then, I corked the sink with the
glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.

When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand,
counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other,
which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again,
and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank.

I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am.
I'm not half as thunk as you might drink.
I fool so feelish I don't know who is me,
and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.
I'm not drunk you shilly sit!

The nigth crawler

You havnt completed the joke, let me help you

then when the robbers have finished the 11 rounds and were preparng for the next person, she called them back and while pointing towards her theeth, she said "Oga,Two theeth still remain inside oh"

mummy (returns)

back for what?

tommy gun!

i've been off NL for a while. i'll check them out.