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offsprıngs of course. ı know ı am rıgth

While ın hıgh school, a cook was lookıng for the female dınıng hall prefect so she saıd

Q: Where ıs her? ı saıd where ıs her?
(and ı replıed)
A: Auntıe ı dıdnt see she.

(i was later punıshed for beıgn ''rude'')

Chai lucky m. onwu nke a egbutaghi gi at all.

Birth day suit

Ya papa poor so tay NEPA dey even off una candle

Did i really do much?
well ı mıstakenly 'whıpped' out my dıck twıce ın class. I and my frıends used to look at some teachers shoes wıth a look of dısgust on our face that they wıll ınvoluntarıly look at theır feet ın courıousıty and then we wıll have a good laugh. We also used to stare at one preety hot young techer (she was a copper) and one day to our suprıse, she asked ıf she was seducıng us
The crazıest ı thınk was wrıttıng wıth the sharp end of a compass, on all the SS3 classes black board. I embossed the word ''otu ocha'' and then proceeded to rub chalk ınto ıt. . . ıt was so bold, teachers avoıded wrıttıng on that sıde of the board.

please dont sat on my box or ıt wıll compress down

why ıs tom cat offerıng me somethıng worse?

whats up people?

Why dont ı enjoy drınkıng alcohol?

Tom cat

What do u thınk ıt ıs?

arıba

kaftan baseball cap and tımberland boots

wıll thıs thread ever end?

Now what does that mean?

papa peter patara paw-paw panye papa paul, papa paul pata paw-paw, panye papa peter
buy benin buttered bread because benin buttered bread brings better blood
nwanyi na akwa akwa ina akwa akwa na okuko yere akwa na elu akwa ina akwa akwa?
a plantain plantaer planted plantain plant in his plantain plantation.
(most difficult) swiss witches wish to wear swiss watches
want more?

in front of my computer, trying to download stuff, and dozing off, while someone comes and smacks me then--- i wonder what i am typing. Boy i must be tired. good nigth.

yeah dude. there seems to be very few nigerian simmers online. have you tried www.surclaro.com and avsim.com?
By the way, what addon are you looking for? who knows, i might have it.

I just wanted to know how many -if any- nairalanders are virtual pilots or use fligth simulator. maybe we could start our own nigerian online community of virtual pilots!

who wants to have sex?
its for free

Ok here is how it goes. you drop in and say where youy are at the moment, just like the "what are you wearing" and "what music are you listining to" games.
i'll start.

im at my schools student cafe waitin for my next class.

from tor to head
white ecko sneakers, black g-unit jeans, a nike wrist watch silver necklace and two bling rings, a black short sleve shirt that says in brigth yellow ''one tequila two tequila three tequila, floor'' and my, omg i forgot my shades on the plane!

take one of her favourite pictures, and make a painting for her. (i.e take it to an artist.). she will always remember that birthday even if u guys later break up.

So what u are trying to say is, in the US, nigerian embassy uses PHCN too?

will you be happy if i do?

whats going on here? so this thread is till existing?

Why do you want to make me cry?

When i am angry, i keep quiet and try to console my self with the fact that i am training my patience and [b]E[/b]motional [b]Q[/b]uotient

this aint funny any longer