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APGA chairman. Hope the representatives, councillors can also transform their low standard of living.

Etebo on target for Getafe

It's so sad. And he had better plans to help the. Society with his ill-gotten wealth. Wire fraud in Nigeria could stay here for a long time.

I read a story where a Nigerian sold an audio airport to a foreign based private airline company in a multi million dollars scam deal... It's appaling.

More problems for embassy especially for people like us wey wan travel out.

Obaseki doesn't want to go down without a fight. At this point he his suppose to accept his fate and remain at the party just like ambode did. This is a late minute move and decamping to another political party is unnecessary.

This man go eventually lose monkey lose chain.

If obaseki was told previously that his second tenure ambition would be in a state of jeopardy with a little dramatic display of political higi-haga whereby he did rally around topsy turvily in talks with political parties like a free agent whose football playing contract as been terminated, he would have discard it and see that as a total hogwash.

Las Las! Lesson learnt is never start what you can't finish.

What type of headline is this; Na transfer signing

This politicians don't have the masses at heart. They are all just after their own individual interests.

Olominira:
[s]The Nigeria govt needs an holistic national orientation for all her citizens especially the young people like myself. Buhari is one of the most intelligent leaders in Nigeria and Africa at large even though his weaknesses are very obvious.

When people compare Buhari to a Dumb racist spearheading things over here, it shows people lack basic understanding of things. He called Buhari lifeless, just because he refused to sign a free trade agreement with the US. He thought Buhari lacks basic understanding of economics.

While shouting China...China...China,..... and all the tweeting and noise. Tesla moved a whooping of $250bn to Shanghai to build Tesla Gigantic Auto plant. A big step towards America becoming importer of Tesla cars just like Apple phones, GM, etc.

Buhari, the so called dullard, secured deals from same China to set up a train assembly plant and a University in Nigeria. A step towards industrialized Nigeria. If not for weak institutions in Nigeria, Buhari's performance would be making global headline news.

Edited: Tesla investment in China is about $5bn, kindly correct that not 250. [/s]

I am not sure you are in Nigeria.

daddytime:
Na too much sugar for the body oh, and when the pancreas wey dey release insulin to take push the sugar enter where e suppose go for the body get fault, the sugar go come remain for the bloodstream with no where to go.

When this matter don happen like this, the blood go come dey thick because of the excess sugar and e no go come dey fit flow well.

By this time na, the kidney go don notice say the blood don dey too thick, him na no go know say oga pancreas get small yawa, him go come automatically begin draw water from anywhere possible within the body to pump to the blood to lighten am.

Before you know wet in dey happen, who get body go begin drink water and piss like cow every minute and him piss go dey smell one kind and foam too. Him go begin dey dehydrated anyhow.

If the person no come quick check him sugar level, na so the thing go come affect him kidney and liver because those once don dey do overtime labor because of brother pancreas wey eff up.

Na so the matter be oh, so, make you dey always check your sugar level.

Diabetes na very quiet killer, e no dey make mouth.

God bless una


Oya make una go my signature go buy my book to read...

if we were been taught biology like this back then in schools, nobody would fail.

Mosetgg:
Good evening Nairalanders.

I am an old member of this platform but I decided to just read comments and learn without registering after I left for sometimes.

But this issue has been bothering me for a while now which made me to register again.

I discovered that whenever I wanted to made love with my fiance I find it very hard to penetrate inside her vagina, though she was a virgin when I met her.

The first time we decided to have sex, I did it from the back and having believed I disvirgin her after that first "sex" which she also told me that I did disvirgin her because of some flesh she said she found dangling in her vagina after the 'sex'.

For like 3 months we've been making love, I normally 'enters' from the back any time we made love because she do complained that spreading her legs in the missionary style causes her pain a lot thus I settled to do her from the back.

Each time I insert my thing, I know there is something wrong because I always felt I am only rubbing my thing on the surface of her vagina but her buttocks deceived me to think something is entering something.

Recently, I intentional told her what I've been observing and we truly discovered that I've not been entering inside her vagina at all, she has just been enjoying my thing rubbing the surface of her vagina while myself because I was also doing it from the back, I was also thinking I was entering the glory land.

Now, after the discovery, she was confused and she said she's not sure if a woman should have a deep hole where a penis such as mine should enter, I was shocked by her level of knowledge about sex been a twenty 23 years old girl she is.

I have to play her porn videos to convinced her that a vagina should swallow up or at least accommodate half of someone's penis before she believed me.

We then concluded that she's still a virgin all this while.

My ordeal, I tried all my best to disvirgin or enter her vagina for four(4) days we have been together, my brothers, I could not made any hole o.

I used different styles and videos to convinced both her and myself that there is a hole we must create, and I even have to tell her that I had had sex before with my ex and there was a hole that accommodated my penis.

For the four days we were together I couldn't see any hole to create nor find anyone in her vagina, I later turn it to joke to her by telling her that I am in the season of ultimate search looking for hole to at least calm her down from fear.

When I checked her vagina it appears firm and somehow with a very small hole which I couldn't penetrate through. She has all the features of how a vagina should look like externally but penetrating hole is missing o.

Please, has anyone here experience such thing like this?

What did you do to solve it?

Am I still the one failing to properly disvirgin her or she does not have any hole that can hold penis down there?

Please Mr/Mrs holier than thou that will comment face your front to avoid crashing into canal of no return.

Thank you.

OP if you couldn't burst her speaker within four market days, then you've failed as a man.

Proper preventive guidelines should be put in place before re-opening schools. Infact primary and secondary schools should be excluded for now.

Ebenezer2O2O:
[s]God bless buhari and Boss Mustapha.
If it was a PDP government in power by now Nigerians would have gone extinct.
Even with new cases they only need one motto
"TO LOOT"

[/s]

Goat

There should be complete police reforms in Nigeria.

EdEdEddy:
Judas betrayed Jesus to fulfill the scripture, me question is what happens to him?

he didn't ask God for forgiveness like Peter who Realized and seek for mercy.

Aboika6543:
see below

when will all this nonsense stop

Fabulouzjoseph:
The world has changed.

So don't expect things to remain thesame. Kids are now smarter and they is easy access to information.

They is also contraceptive and birth control which is easily available so you can have sex without getting pregnant.

exactly! Easy access to information, social media exposure too.

icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

i'm so sorry bro. I feel so emotional right now....just count your losses and move on.

Galactico4ever:
I Didn't want to comment but ehm...Kudos To tecno,a company that makes cheap android phones for its african consumers who can't afford samsung and apple products

God bless you for this comment. I was expecting those condemning the device to first of all consider this view.

A great export for Nigeria football....he had a fulfilled footballing career.

GioneeOnline:
its faced out , that means its no more available in the market again

ok thank u

Nova15:
You can't get brand new A10 anymore. You can only get A10s brand new.

ok thank u

Please how can anyone help with the current price for Samsung A10?

Please can any one help with the current price for gionee f205

Please can anyone help with the current price for infinix hot 8?

Na ojukwu lose

pDudd:
Next tip: African American women are very insecure. So don't cheat on them.

African American women are very possessive. And I mean that. Once they see you are a good Nigerian guy with money, prospects, potentials, money, a nice job, your own house or apartment, etc, they will cling to you like super glue to fingers. They know you are the best they have ever had and will ever have. You are a complete opposite of what they have been with all their lives. So they will begin to do EVERYTHING IN THEIR POWER TO KEEP YOU. At this point in the relationship, everything is sweet. She will research YouTube for how to cook Nigerian meals. She will research on Nigerian culture, attire, pidgin English, etc. She will also begin to watch YouTube videos on Nigerian weddings and she will begin to listen to Nigerian songs. She will invest all her time, effort, money, and her everything on you.

She will also begin to imagine herself as the bride in those grand Nigerian weddings that are on YouTube where the bridesmaids and groomsmen are dancing Davido and Burna Boy songs. At this point she is building her dreams and seeing herself like your wife already.

Because of all these lofty dreams she's having, please do not cheat on her. Cheating on her means those dreams won't come true eventually. She might just end your life if you destroy those dreams.

this one made me remember taraji Henson (Cookie)

9jayes:
Let me order your vaccine for you in dollars



Meanwhile bring your funds now that dollar is rising. Let me buy all your e-currencies at a juicy rate.

make Una still de fear God now

lekki1444:
so obasekis chief of sstaff was a yoruba man. he sounds like a detribalised man

he his from akoko edo LGA in Edo state.

lekki1444:
so obasekis chief of sstaff was a yoruba man. he sounds like a detribalised man

he his from akoko edo LGA in Edo state.