₦airaland Forum

gfelo:
Please nairalanders my girl friend had a baby for me 3years ago and I promise to marry her, but due to the nature of my work am not always around, suddenly the mother in law called me and ask me about my genotype that the school the went to enrolled my baby is asking for my genotype.

I can't really understand why the school is asking for my genotype.

Please doctors and teachers help me.

Mod please to front-page

Why bring your personal problems to the internet? Don't have family and friends who can advise you accordingly?

tctrills:
Just because you say so doesn't make it so. I am sure you never used your dictionary so let me help you.
the deliberate killing of a large number of people from a particular nation or ethnic group.
This is what is happening in Okuama.
And it's ok if you don't care about Gaza. My post was for those who care

Nonsense! it means a deliberate targeting of a large number of people of a specific ethicity, nationality or religious groups with the express intent for extermination. There's no such thing going on in Nigeria at the moment anywhere. A few dozen people killed out of thousands can hardly be described as a genocide but you're too narrow minded to see that. Enjoy your 'genocide'

tctrills:
It's happening here in Nigeria. Government forces and razing homes and shooting at the innocent but we prefer to stand with Gaza.
We are not flooding the internet with posts of Okuama. No one is standing with the innocent people of the community.
The average Nigerian has no sense of priority.
To many, Gaza is more important than a poor community in Bayelsa.

First of all there is no genocide going on anywhere in Nigeria at the moment. You clowns need to go and get the dictionary definition of the meaning of the word genocide. Secondly, whoever gives a shiit about Hamas and Gaza?

IkeGod9891:
Nairaland tribal threads & comments has eaten deep in ur brain.

Facts can't be bigoted nor tribal. Majority northerners. Fact

Majority northerners In fact it's 12 out of 16. That's 75%. It's highly likely this was the major reason they were killed in the manner in which they were

jesusjnr2020:
What Will Happen To Anyone Who Rejects the Words Of Jesus On Judgement Day

John 12:48 (KJV)

And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world. He that rejecteth me, and receiveth not my words, hath one that judgeth him: the word that I have spoken, the same shall judge him in the last day. For I have not spoken of myself; but the Father which sent me, he gave me a commandment, what I should say, and what I should speak. And I know that his commandment is life everlasting: whatsoever I speak therefore, even as the Father said unto me, so I speak.

The same Words they reject would reject them in the last day.

God bless.

Bullshit

obaidan:
You sound like you have seen what the future holds for him. Y'all should stop spreading these false narrative that foreign country pursuit is worthless. That u know 1 or 2 persons struggling abroad doesn't mean everyone is struggling. That people even tell tu they are struggling doesn't mean if it's time to go back home now, they won't go back with something huge. It's okay for you to say he should invest his 10m in Nigeria(I'm sure a lot of people don't agree with this) but to say with total confidence that travelling to a foreign country is a wild goose chase? I think u are either Ignorant or saturated with negative tales. Success story abound sir.

My friend shut if you know nothing about living abroad. Where the hell does he want to go with 5 thousand dollars? What is he going to be doing there once he arrives? You know nothing

Lance008:
Please which country can 10m take me to with study visa in this present economy

You've got N10m in Nigeria and you want to squander it on a wild goose chase to a worthless foreign country? You need to have your head checked

naija4life247:
Another Almajari

What exactly is your definition of an almajiri? A northerner? A hausa guy? An idiot like you? Please tell us

Daninya33:
I just bought this spring onion from a farmer in a bush market here in Zaria,Kaduna State.

If you are familiar with Zaria,the market is known as,Kasuwan Amaru.

The spring onion is 25 in number and just few are small in size.

This is very expensive. I lived in Zaria for about 12 years and never bought anything like this for more than N100. You have Tinubu to thank for this

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Vboot1:
Just after Asiwaju Tinubu ascended the office of the president, SW Apc folks went on a banter spree against the other Souths forgetting the so called "Southern Unity" that guaranteed power rotating back to the south.
In a previous thread I made just after the election, I questioned the SW Apc folks what will happen "when the North start their games against Tinubu's presidency who will stand with you ?"


https://www.nairaland.com/7843040/still-southern-presidency

Now that the Northern storm have begining to gather who will stand with the SW?

The SW came to power on the mantra of "Southern Unity" and Southern presidency, but ended up cornering all juicy and revenue generating positions all for themselves not even sharing it appropriately with the other Souths unlike Buhari that favored the whole North including the SW. The SW APC also launched vitriol of malicious tribal attacks on other Southern counterparts forgeting the alliance that brought them to power.

With the recent happenings happening in the Senate and scheming by northern senators it seems old play books have been opened and it's all about to begin. Just like i predicted and history being my guide, they will come to Tinubu's presidency.

To my APC SW folks, you can't eat your cake and have it back. The "southern unity" ship you will desperately now have long sailed.

Sit Tight.

62% of the votes that brought Tinubu to power came from the north. That's over 5m votes out of about 8m or so. That goes without saying that Tinubu will not be president today without the north. He dare not go against them

The lion is not the king of the jungle because the lion does not live in the jungle. He's most likely king of the savannah grasslands while the tiger who actually lives in the jungle is king there

The poster is partially right. The government has no business spending money for religious purposes in a secular state like Nigeria. You Christians and Muslims are all culprits in this stupidity

That poor owl is about to be murdered

femi4:
It's finished. Before I left naija, this used to be 200-400

That was far back in 1986 ba?

Multiversed:
I went out very early today and I was already feeling tired on my way home so I wouldn't be able to perform some magic In the kitchen.

So I decided to branch my favorite food spot to buy some food.

To my surprise, The quantity of their food is now so small and costly. My eyes were sore but I just had to pay up and left the place Immediately.

The Breakdown

Jollof Rice:N300
Fried Rice:N300
Spaghetti:N200
Beef:N400
Egg:N200
Container:N200

Na wa o. Una dey really suffer for dat naija o

seborrhic:
You people compare prices over the years like illiterates.
What was the salary in 1975?

That was Buhari's salary when he was the military governor of North Eastern State that year.

References1:
TVC

Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/8028196/rowdy-session-senate-over-budget

Well the Nigerian people don't believe you nor that corrupt tyrant in Aso Rock

Asiwaju's attack dogs ganged up and brought this man down for telling the truth

Solofresh2:
It's quite irritating to use tissue without water
I wonder how some people feel comfortable doing that

You're right but some of us live outside the country and the dirty Oyinbo man has got no facilities in his toilets for the use of water, except of course only when you're in the privacy of your own home

Omihanifa:
Illiterate bandits where federal government wan see 40 trillion to pay them.

If nigeria was a serious country these guys should have been history by now

They didn't make the demand from the FG but rather from the community. They're worse than illiterate

And since when has chicken and fanta become a healthy or exotic food?

GistMedia0:
In a rather unusual sight, a student was seen engaging in fervent prayers on the roof of a building, garnering attention and sparking discussions among onlookers.

As exam season descends upon universities across Nigeria, students are resorting to various methods to prepare for their tests. However, one student at a prominent university in the country took an unconventional approach, drawing the gaze of many as he was spotted "prayering seriously" on the roof of a building.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5pzGUY9Be0

Idiots! Must be ognorant Christians

Holluwhakemmy:
Yes and I believe it

Then you're primed up for failure

Holluwhakemmy:
We are not under a curse because if anyone is in Christ old things have passed away and all things become new

That's what the white man's book told you

Nazgul:
Well, since they've handed the bus to master Jesus all will be well.

But Jesus is not the designated driver na

The face of the man behind the sardine we all love


Titus Caesar Vespasianus (/ˈtaɪtəs/ TY-təs; 30 December 39 – 13 September AD 81) was Roman emperor from 79 to 81. A member of the Flavian dynasty, Titus succeeded his father Vespasian upon his death.

He was also responsible for butchering the Jews during the 68-70 A.D rebellion and destruction of king Herod's temple that Jesus worshiped in. Until this day the temple has not been rebuilt

JagabanB:
My village dón't have a sIum, u can continue to çry about it.
I told u clearly my village.
Wherever u live is not my probIem.
I already told u about my village unless u don't know what a village is.

You are a liar

seunmsg:
This is no propaganda as Bloomberg is not a propaganda platform like AriseTV and People’s Gazette.

Slowly, the reforms are paying off. It may appear little with minimal impact for now but in no time, the impact will be felt in all aspect of the economy. We just need to be patient and endure for a while, Mr. President will fix the economy.

Then why are Nigerians raiding food warehouses? Its's the same Boomberg bastards who pushed Tinubu into the reforms in the first place. I hope Nigerians garner the courage to ease him out in 2027

Porn is actually helping men out in these harsh economic times- The Vaseline and the hand are free. Shout out to the whole crew