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Travel / Re: The Corpse Of Sunday Ajayi, Anambra FRSC Commander Who Died In Accident by Rolandken(m): 5:07pm On Dec 16, 2018
bender79:
Does that place look like an accident scene ? Retarded brain!!!!
Guy just shut up abeg. If youre hungry, go and eat. You see people transfering him to a stretcher , youre asking why they are checking pulse. Dumb Naija youth.
Business / Re: Mansion: Tony Ezenna's House In Bourdillon, Ikoyi, Lagos. Photos by Rolandken(m): 8:49pm On Nov 11, 2018
SolutionMee:
cheesy
I'm more interested in the source of his wealth.
Rituals. He killed his mother, grandmother and greatgrandmother.
Isnt this what you want to hear?
Nigerians and poor ambition. Always believing a rich person made money from illegitimate means.

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Crime / Re: Man Who Robbed With Toy Gun Caught In Lagos by Rolandken(m): 12:04pm On Sep 03, 2018
sirusX:
I still don't get the mentality of removing their clothes...
To see his penis. People would take any opportunity to see another dude’s prick.
Crime / Re: Man Who Robbed With Toy Gun Caught In Lagos by Rolandken(m): 12:03pm On Sep 03, 2018
vault:
na that toy gun scope dem go use beat Im life grin
To see his penis. People would take any opportunity to see another dude’s prick.
Health / Re: JOHESU Agrees To Suspend Strike June 1 by Rolandken(m): 7:19pm On May 30, 2018
larrrymore:

The same HOs that kill patient everyday
Your Jealousy that you couldnt become a doctor is so sad. Doh. Take heart. It's well.

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Romance / Re: What Makes A Man More Attractive To Women by Rolandken(m): 9:48am On May 01, 2018
daviesblaze:
ask a lady this question. trust me, you can be sure to get a minimum of about 10 A4 pages of qualities.

based on experience, i have come to realized that what really matters is quite a pretty small list.
and it can be any of the following based on their order of importance:

Self Confidence: of course how would you look talking to her in the first place without having this quality. infact it is very important that you can get laid with it, without having number 2 below

Good Looks: Like seriously, do i need to emphasize on this one. i don't wanna sound too cocky, but i am a living testimony to that fact. cool cool

Dope House: it doesn't necessarily have to be large or big. it should look comfy and feel manly enough.

Large Car: Think Rolls Royce, Bentley etc. but as long as you have a car, trust naija girls wink wink

Large Bank Account: 7–9 figures baby. come to think of it, how do you expect to roll and meet with ladies dope enough. am not talking about the ones you can scatter their kpekus with just 600 naira mat-ice ice-cream

Large Muscles: Kinda Cute uh. trust me, if those guy catch your babe in za other room. better start preparing your mind to avoid story that touch. am not talking about the ones on steriod oo. think of those ones in the local gym in your area.

Large Heart: Which girl no like enjoyment. trust me, with just 5k you can earn one week of free kpekus grin grin

Large Brain: Am talking about the the Smart ones, not the booky types sha. with the right type of voice and and a lil bit of manipulative techniques, you can virtually get any lady of choice.

Large Hands and Large Feet: believe me, most ladies use these to gauge the package. you can thank me later grin grin

and last but it can never be the least there is nothing as important as a Large, eh, “Package”. because at the end of the day, when all things above is done and settled, it all leads to the other room. cheesy cheesy

until next time folks, i still remain davies blaze wink wink
Is it not a shame that this is what is filling the mind of a young man? Instead of thinking how to better his life and family, he is thinking of what to possess to have sex with women. Lazy Nigerian Youth.

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Celebrities / Re: Efe Congratulates Miracle With His Own Photo, Fans React by Rolandken(m): 8:07am On Apr 23, 2018
Aderewah:
This country doesn't need scientists and inventors. They need a guy that will lay about for three months, eating, sleeping, kissing and having sex and will later be rewarded with 45m
What inventions have you made? Or you arent needed by this country?

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Celebrities / Re: Efe Congratulates Miracle With His Own Photo, Fans React by Rolandken(m): 8:00am On Apr 23, 2018
falcon01:
"you are what this country clearly needs" why the f*ck will we need him or her?. We have a lot of sh*t to handle in fact Nigeria should drop all entertaining stuffs and fix this f*cked up country.
What entertainment stuff have you dropped and what part of the country have you fixed?

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Celebrities / Re: Efe Reacts To Stolen Mace From The Senate, Subtly Campaigns For Miracle by Rolandken(m): 9:06am On Apr 20, 2018
Beehshorp:
He should campaign for his failed career... Rubbish
At least he has a failed career. Campaign for your non existent career.

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Romance / Re: Wanna Quit Masturbation? Let's Do It Together by Rolandken(m): 7:48pm On Jan 29, 2018
Whats the whatsapp or telegram group link?
Nairaland / General / Re: Copers Involved In An Accident, 2 Dead & 1 With A Broken Spinal Cord (Graphic) by Rolandken(m): 7:29pm On Dec 12, 2017
slawomir:
sometimes ehnnn
this life nor just sure at all
after all the stress of school
mehnnn
for everyday we live we are faced we more than a thousand way to die
this is why some times I just prefer living life in the fast lane, drinking alcohol, gambling, smoking weed with my guys, got police chasing us all the time because this life nor sure at all.
Hahahhaha this guy sha grin
Religion / Re: Prophet Nyekachi Elechi "Invokes Fire", As He Delivers Members From Poverty by Rolandken(m): 4:35pm On Dec 02, 2017
Groovenaija360:
A Portharcourt based Prophet, Nyekachi Elechi by name, has shared on his social media wall, Photos of him performing deliverance for his members against the spirit of poverty.

Mr Elechi is pictured invoking fire which will burn and settle all cases of poverty, beginning from this December.

He wrote,



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=374933539595143&id=100012355006889


>>>> https://groovenaija360.com.ng/portharcourt-prophet-invokes-fire-as-he-delivers-members-from-poverty-photos/
Witchcraft.
Politics / Re: Photos Of Governor Ambode At The Experience 2017 by Rolandken(m): 4:30pm On Dec 02, 2017
Alcatraz005:
Ambode should ensure that Lagos roads are fixed. They are an eyesore at the moment. He should normally be preoccupied with his work rather than going for religious events.
We hear you. He should not serve God again because of Lagos roads. Mscheww
Health / Re: Worst Day Of My Life: She Was Barren For 14yrs & She Died On Childbirth - Doctor by Rolandken(m): 3:26pm On Oct 22, 2017
Mightyraw:
my thought exactly
Lols. Many people really have no information on anything. Go and ask your mother how long she laboured. You think labour is 1 hr sonmething. They were even too quick to operate on her. Labour lasts for multiple hours. Thats how naturally its meant to be. Its when its above 16 hrs that it is called prolonged labour. Una think say labour na childs play.

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Health / Re: Monkeypox: Delta State Commissioner For Health Visits Suspected Victims(photos) by Rolandken(m): 1:25pm On Oct 20, 2017
WILLYBABS:
A mother will forever remain a mother, no matter what.

I sight the boy's mother beside him. Not putting on anything, yet she is closer than any other person. Call it foolishness or whatever, a mother will tell you this "I can't be hale and my son be sick, let the both of us be sick then."

God bless our mothers!

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Health / Re: Monkeypox: Delta State Commissioner For Health Visits Suspected Victims(photos) by Rolandken(m): 1:24pm On Oct 20, 2017
WILLYBABS:
A mother will forever remain a mother, no matter what.

I sight the boy's mother beside him. Not putting on anything, yet she is closer than any other person. Call it foolishness or whatever, a mother will tell you this "I can't be hale and my son be sick, let the both of us be sick then."

God bless our mothers!
Isn't that foolishness? If she becomes sick also, how would she be able to take care and run around for her child for his quick recovery? Only the healthy can care for the sick. It may appear all loving but its not smart.

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Travel / Re: Married Lady Dies In Accident In Makurdi While Trying To Avoid Okada Man (pics) by Rolandken(m): 10:18pm On Oct 17, 2017
fleetfeet:
In some South East Asian countries Uber and many other Ehailing services are also on motorbike (okada) and they ride worse than us in Nigeria, just that they are not in a hurry and are more patient.
This your statement is so contradictory. From "they ride worse than us in Nigeria " to "they are not in a hurry and are more patient". Oga choose one side na.
Religion / Re: Reasons Our Prayers Are Not Answered by Rolandken(m): 3:35pm On Oct 08, 2017
Thank you op. I was extremely blessed.
Health / Re: I Need Assistance Folks, For I As A Teenager, I'm Passively Smoking by Rolandken(m): 10:28pm On Oct 02, 2017
@op I must confess, you write much more mature for a teenager. Impressive.

That being said, do you live alone or with parents? If with parents, relay this problem with them and ask them to do something about it since it's detrimentally affecting your health.
Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please Help Me,i Am Dieing Silently. by Rolandken(m): 4:26pm On Sep 21, 2017
Visit a hospital and get checked by a doctor. Stop going from Lab to Lab.
Family / Re: Today's Experience Changed My View On Domestic Violence by Rolandken(m): 8:38pm On Sep 17, 2017
dicefrost:


I totally disagree with you. If there is no justification for a man hitting a woman, then there is no justification for a woman to verbally abuse a man. If he continues to walk away from the insult, it ll only be eating him up inside. I find it offensive that you tactfully excused the woman's madness and blame the man for not walking away. You are in effect saying that men should continuously endure domestic abuse because they are physically stronger? You think that a woman's words do not do emotional harm? Is it just the man who should be understanding and reasonable? Should the woman not learn to respect her head?
As for me, the day a woman insults me verbally in public, or raises her hands to attack me as her husband, I wont touch her. That's too simple. I would spend money to invite police men to lock her up for two days. At the end of those two days, she leaves my house to her father's house right from the cell.
Case closed.
Next case please.



Too harsh abi? Just kidding but just as a man shouldnt hit his wife, a woman shudnt hit or verbally insult her husband. If she starts it, then she must be ready for what comes to her. Besides, arent women equal to men? So do me I do you.
So dialogue is the best way for any dispute.
Health / Re: Medical Doctor At Your Service by Rolandken(m): 8:05am On Sep 15, 2017
Please, what can be done for someone who has been having pain in his chest, dats upper part of his stomach, and also pain in his back? It has been on for 2 weeks now and makes it difficult to sleep? Thanks
Phones / Re: My Review Of Mtn Data Plans! by Rolandken(m): 7:04pm On Aug 21, 2017
This poster is one hilarious dude. Enjoyed the write up so much , laughing all the way whilst getting your message. Thumbs up.
Sports / Re: 2017 IAAF London: Visa Hitch Threatens Team Nigeria’s Trip by Rolandken(m): 5:00pm On Aug 02, 2017
RichFoundation:
I am 28 years old. And I don't have a girlfriend. Am I normal.


I'm not gay. I do have sex
Youre not normal. You have a big spiritual or medical problem. Since what determines normalcy is now girlfriend. Youths of nowadys sha. No hope.

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Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Omoni Oboli's Son Cooking As She Advises Women To Teach Their Sons by Rolandken(m): 9:12pm On Jul 04, 2017
Mscheww. Nonsense post by her. Feminists of nowadays are becoming very annoying. Any woman who marries but sees cooking for her family as being a "perpetual cook" is a disgrace to womanhood, should hide her head in shame, and weep for weeks since she is ashamed of being a woman.

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Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend Aboard A Flight To Lagos (Photos) by Rolandken(m): 8:38am On Jun 24, 2017
Nigerians and unnecessary show off smh
Crime / Re: Prince Gwamnishu Harrison Kidnapped, Cries, Says He's Leaving Nigeria (Photos) by Rolandken(m): 1:03pm On Jun 14, 2017
It is things like this that expose people to kidnapping. After his ordeal, he still came to social media to give update on his movement letting people know what period of time he would be travelling. Haba! Why are Nigerians like this? Cant you be secretive? Na wa o

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NYSC / Iceprince Performs At Abuja NYSC Camp by Rolandken(m): 11:42pm On Jun 08, 2017
Tonight, thursday 8th June, Ice prince came to light up the stage at the Miss Nysc and Mr Macho contest. Corpers couldnt contain their excitement as the stage was lit.

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