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Celebrities / Re: Cubana Chief Priest Paid 7 Rainmakers For Heavy Downpour For His Club (Photos) by Rolly22(m): 9:10am On Jan 09, 2022
Revolution2022:
Why Buhari no collect loans from cubana chief,obi cubana,e-money and Dangote,instead of going to China?These guys get money pass Nigerian government.
Besides,how this guy's dey make money wey the poverty rate is high and most businesses are struggling while they are swimming inside money?Abi them get money minting machine?
If I manage put 100k for my akant efcc go dey find me to probe me where I get that kind money.Them established bar and hotels to cover up.Na Street thinz these Guyz dey run.

Poor man mentality

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Travel / Re: Abroad-based Nigerian Man Dies 2 Days After Landing In Nigeria (photo, Video) by Rolly22(m): 5:40pm On Jan 07, 2022
Nisiw365:
Mkpuru mmiris from afghanEASTERN killed your brother

Aren’t you tired of being stupid??

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks Army Base In Borno, 10 Soldiers Killed - ISWAP by Rolly22(m): 11:37am On Jan 06, 2022
Them die well
Romance / Re: I Think I Have Been Hypnotized By My Current Girlfriend. Help !!! by Rolly22(m): 6:31pm On Dec 28, 2021
Vinnie2000:



Bros! Leave dat Talk!

Some of these stories are Fabricated! undecided

Boredom is killing some peeps this Period, so I suspect they come up with all manners of Sh*t! sad

Bros no be lie boredom Don finish me for Village
Romance / Re: I Think I Have Been Hypnotized By My Current Girlfriend. Help !!! by Rolly22(m): 6:26pm On Dec 28, 2021
Kriss216:



This one is gone and can't be redeemed.

That line Massive ass got me rolling on the floor,He is gone indeed

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Family / Re: Don't risk marriage with these set of people by Rolly22(m): 6:14pm On Dec 28, 2021
drimzsmoke:

Very true sir,it's called prenatal screening(PNS).Once the fetus is SS on investigation,the doctor will give you the option of voluntary termination of pregnancy(VTOP)....genotype is no longer a barrier when it's comes to marriage provided you have money and you also have nothing against abortion

Thanks for this info I really appreciate, and please like how much does this cost??
Family / Re: Don't risk marriage with these set of people by Rolly22(m): 5:37pm On Dec 28, 2021
drimzsmoke:


It's a disease of Africans,the AS genotype is protective of severe malaria...In those days,before the advent of antimalarial,AA genotype children used to die anyhow because of malaria

But I heard there are some tests you can run to ascertain the Genotypes of your Foetus??
Crime / Re: Police Officers Extorted N32m Bitcoin From Another Set Of Young Men At Gunpoint by Rolly22(m): 12:24pm On Dec 28, 2021
Telekinetic:

I really still don’t believe this story. It has so many plot holes abeg! Even EFCC will not take that amount to let you walk. If those boys sure for themselves make them paste the transaction hash make we observe... Smh


you no see the evidence there??Which other hash rate are you looking for
Politics / Re: NLC To Embark On Nationwide Protest Against Fuel Hike On January 27 by Rolly22(m): 10:03am On Dec 28, 2021
Folabifreeman:
To be a Nigerian should be listed on 1000 ways to die.

This country go just frustrate you I Swear to God grin grin

Lwkmd grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Police Arrest 4 Officers Involved In Viral Extortion Video In Abuja by Rolly22(m): 10:00pm On Dec 22, 2021
Useless contraption with useless criminals on uniforms

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Education / Re: Viral Video Of Little Girl During Worship In School Assembly Draws Reactions by Rolly22(m): 4:26pm On Dec 17, 2021
GodIsBiafran:
Nonsense. STOP indoctrinating our children with demonic foreign religions of christianity and islam. This is the reason the country is finished!

You’re reasoning behind properly.
Politics / Re: Zainab, Kadaria Ahmed’s Sister Cries Bitterly In Protest Against FG by Rolly22(m): 7:39pm On Dec 15, 2021
Bmaster:
Lol





Where is that chief zombie that grills dead vultures for a living ?


I need him and his zombies' crews to say their take on this

No na,you can never see them in threads like this.

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Crime / Re: Man Allegedly Brutally Beaten To Death By Men Of The Nigerian Army - Photos by Rolly22(m): 1:32am On Dec 12, 2021
freshkpomo:


These weak Nigerian army are just like cultist, one on one they are nothing. They won't try this shit up north. They just killed my fellow Benin brother. We never ready for south at all.


That was how MOPOL 5 at Ogida killed one man because he was making peace. Na him bar them come fight, na him MOPOL still beat because him dey try calm matter tell them say those fighting Na him Younger ones. Them beat am to death... Everyone just moved on asbif it's normal, even the useless brother he died protecting Don turn stupid cultists, smoking and drinking from burial to burial. I was shocked when I saw two of them at Ugheli displaying their skills.

If we want this to change, we protest and fight. Many will die but things will change. Greatest nations you see today na people sacrifice. I don't mind dying, I have nothing to loose.


Nigerians don’t think this way,they want Freedom but afraid of Sacrifices

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Romance / Re: Help: I Am Getting Emotionally Attached To A Married Woman. by Rolly22(m): 4:54pm On Dec 11, 2021
Scientists:
Let me advice you.

Find a married woman that is not too big nor too tiny, if possible to get her picture.

Every morning, go to the bathroom and and picture her in ur memory or phone, ejaculate two times with such picture. At office in the afternoon, do same 2 times and at night b4 you pray, do same and then ask God to forgive u.

Do this for as long as possible even if it costs ur life. It is better to die with dic.k in your

hand than dic.k in the pvssy

Lwkmd grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: ‘I’ll Walk With Anybody Who Wants Peace’ — Segalink On Sanwo-Olu’s Invitation. by Rolly22(m): 12:53am On Dec 03, 2021
Zerotrust:
I think a lot of Nigerians are too caught-up on sentiments. In this context, what exactly is a walk? There have been efforts put towards identifying what went wrong, who was wronged and recommendations on what the Government should do. The Government has refused to acknowledge the legitimacy of the report. So what will a walk achieve? Is there a war going on in Lagos at the moment that they are seeking peace?
The right thing to do is for culpable leaders to step down, show some accountability (with possible arrests) and pay compensation to victims. If this is not their plan, they can go ahead ruling as they always have and the citizens will continue with their day to day struggles.
Until the Leaders learn to listen and show empathy, Nigeria will NOT GROW. Make we dey manage the Country like that. The day the ills of society hits close to home (rich or poor) everyone should leak their wounds and continue to wish things were better.
Thinking that you should follow these politicians to play these funny games against the masses will get you played.



You have spoken like a wise fellow not these BMC Zombies making noise on this thread
Politics / Re: Man Shows The Huge Bullets Shot To His House With Armoured Tank By Nigerian Army by Rolly22(m): 1:38pm On Dec 02, 2021
helinues:
There are actually consequences for harboring miscreants in a community

One day you would surely reap what you sowed

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Politics / Re: Police Fined N15m For Detaining Seven Boko Haram Suspects Without Trial by Rolly22(m): 1:19pm On Dec 02, 2021
Bigchristo:
That’s what exactly I am about to say, this country both in government and judicial system are biased towards some certain tribes and religion

And when they agitate they would say let’s crush them
Travel / Re: Huge Container Found In The Middle Of A Sea. by Rolly22(m): 1:11pm On Dec 02, 2021
It’s filled with London used phones
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Trial Adjourned Till January 18, 2022. Court Allows Him Change Cloth by Rolly22(m): 1:07pm On Dec 02, 2021
Nonpartisan1:
If Buhari by any chance of an excuse, released that terrorist murderer called Nnamdi Kanu without him accounting for the Hundreds of souls he ordered killed in the South East, i would hate Buhari from that day till the end of the world.

I am non partisan by the way.

Does Buhari know you stinking Pig
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Appears In Court Today 2/12/2021: No Sit-At-Home by Rolly22(m): 10:28am On Dec 02, 2021
Awkabigboy:

Hahahahahahaha, they are saving face because people had already gone out for business grin grin

Fool keep copying and pasting

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Politics / Re: Petrol May Sell Above ₦340/Litre, Marketers Plan Imports Amidst Forex Crisis by Rolly22(m): 10:51pm On Dec 01, 2021
samwillyco1:



NIGERIANS are getting wiser now ooo, although unnecessary intimidations from suffering and smiling Security agents/ some foolish youths are the main problems of immediate revolution in this country

Seriously I Don tire

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Politics / Re: Petrol May Sell Above ₦340/Litre, Marketers Plan Imports Amidst Forex Crisis by Rolly22(m): 7:31pm On Dec 01, 2021
samwillyco1:
NIGERIANS will burn down all the Politicians

Docile Nigerians or another one?? Not in this life

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Science/Technology / Re: People Share Their Experiences Starting This Generator (Photo) by Rolly22(m): 4:43pm On Dec 01, 2021
KingAzari:
This gen that year... i dey wear helmet and leg protector made with wood to start am. One girl wey be tomboy for area then, the thing strike this babe for knee she cry like woman and female that day.

It Flung out the boy in her grin grin grin

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Science/Technology / Re: People Share Their Experiences Starting This Generator (Photo) by Rolly22(m): 4:29pm On Dec 01, 2021
Omicron007:
shocked

While this Generator brings back memories, it is worthy of note that this Gen contributed to my 'Mastery of Pull Out Game'.




As you roll the starter with the other hand on the choke. You are intentional. You are alert and carefully waiting for the engine to pick.
Once you sense that the engine has picked, in split seconds you withdraw the starter while the other hand might have shifted the choke.

It sounds simple but it takes a lot of tenacity and constant practice to become familiar, otherwise you might end up sustaining varying degrees of injury to the jaw, head and legs.




Years later, I realised that the skill I have learnt in mastering the famed Lister Generator is not wasted.

I can confidently say that I have mastered the art of pulling out when shagging my concubines.




Operating the Lister Generator is analogous to banging a lady.
You must be intentional. When I decide not to pour my Akamu, then I rely on the principles of the operation of the Lister Generator.




After intense pre-intimacy, the stage is set. The puccy well lubricated and dripping wet. I dive in with full force and start thrusting in and out like the pistons in the Lister Generator.
As I derive maximum pleasure up to the point that my hair stands, I still don't lose focus. My long curved deek is simply the starter and I am careful with it's operation.





The banging continues till a point when it seems as though something cold drops in my brain. At this point, the stakes are high. The deek wants to get to the bottom of the VeeJay but this is the point you need it out!
So you have to time it perfectly. As you feel the akamu moving through your deek, you strategically time it and pull out. You may empty it on her face for more protein benefits.




The Lister Generator is legendary!


Your comment is Legendary, Lwkmd grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Man Cleared Of Rape Charge After 47 Years In Jail As Victim Admits Mistake(Pics) by Rolly22(m): 3:40pm On Nov 29, 2021
Na to sue the whole state and their Justice ministry, How can you waste a mans life like this??

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Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Miango In Plateau, Kill 10, Burn Houses & Injure Others by Rolly22(m): 1:27pm On Nov 29, 2021
These are where bastards in uniforms who goes about burning mansions in the east all come from,Look at where human beings live

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Politics / Re: Operation Hadin Kai: Troops Neutralize BH/ISWAP Terrorists In Gajiram by Rolly22(m): 1:21pm On Nov 29, 2021
cutievik:
For those doubting the casualties, it's on our Battlefield discussion group on telegram.

Just google 'battlefieldgroup01'. To see videos and n how it was done. Thumb's up to the air task force.

Telegram link please

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