Offpoint:
If the angel in charge of swapping us before birth did his job like this woman, I'll be somewhere in the US.

You don't need to beg for any forgiveness aside from the marital infidelity issues, you did nothing wrong.

Some of those kids are in good hands with fulfilled life.


I wish I was swapped with Dangote son.

Wiseandtrue:

touché I don't sell tomatoes either but I buy from the local market and it's okay just avoid èshà (pressed ones)

Onijagidijagan:
Some guys mumu die.... Girls that has broken up with me are close to 50 and i'm still strong and unheartbroken

Nitoto onijagidijagan eniyan ni e o

Abi e wa ri bi

Constantiney:
What about ponmo?

Billion dollars leather industry being eaten away by morons.


I always wonder why people with phds and sophisticated level of education still eat that thing and most of them knows it has not a single nutrient, how does one explain such stupidity? Lets excuse the ignorance of the less educated.

It takes weeks for your stomach to properly clean up food that have nutrients and vitamins from the stomach, then you add useless stuff like ponmo to it, giving your digestive systems more unnecessary pressure, no wonder many Africans look way older than their age.

Truly weird continent, that Africa.

Smh

canadabyfire:
My candidate was at WAEC office at YABA, Lagos.....the process is simple but, with some amount of cash to part with

1. Official processing payment to WAEC, for processing result confirmation for international purpose is 10,000naira.
2. Officials at this office would also charge 10,000naira for courier service.
3.WES insist on sending scratch card, this scratch is currently sold by saboteurs outside WAEC office for 2,000naira as it is currently unable at WAEC office. There are indications that the price of the scratch card would go up as the demand increases....there are speculation on artificial scarcity.
4. There is an arrogant typist, directly opposite WAEC's office that processes the sworn affidavit for 4,000naira as at January, 2019. Months before now she was priced at 2,000naira...... however, if you are patient and have sufficient time, this affidavit can be done for less than 500naira at the court at Sabo yaba......(the business Centre opposite the court types the document for 150naira, you take the typed document into the court for seal....which is 250naira only) Keke maruwa to and from WAEC office to court at Sabo is 100naira........well if you are unaware of this, some bigots at the court would request payment of 1,500naira.
5. Price of 2 envelopes is 100naira
6. 2 passport photograph.
7. In case you run out of cash, there is First Bank brand adjacent to WAEC office.
8. Result confirmation is done by WAEC between 9am and 1pm.......try get there on time.......Friday is usually crowded.
9. Courier lady, mentioned that the tracking number would be sent to your mobile phone after 2 weeks.

Best Wishes........

meobizy:
It's funny but I like the idea behind it.
She gets a B for effort.

TheManOfTheYear:
Madrid sold Ronaldo and replaced him with Akpororo (Vinicius Jnr)

DorcasCraft:
like what you see

pocohantas:


Aunty, a guy posted it. Please, go read the opening post again.

1. A towel is not a piece of clothing.
2. The cab is his office.
3. You don't show up at your office in a towel.

Maket:
As you disgrace me, you will be disgrace out of politics and your children children will know that you had a father whom you disobey.

Verse 2: when this happened, you will remember me and have no peace.

Verse 3: You will rush to my grave seeking for forgiveness but you will find non because the law of KARMA is the beginning of wisdom.

Chapter 2. Democracy in Nigeria started in the year that ends with 9(1999) so in the year that also ended with 9(2019) will you see the disgrace upon you and your gangs.

Verse 2. In the month of march of the same year, you will weep and pleaded for mercy but will see non.

Ocon:
Mine is Catfish...

I can't stand the smell

SweetBuns:
EWA AGANYI

Last time I went to Lagos, I had to squat with my friend while looking for accommodation (job interview stuffs)
So we woke up the next morning and we didn't feel like cooking, so she took me to this joint where they were selling this ewa aganyi. immediately I saw the food, I knew I'd hate it. It Makes my stomach churn. Look like old peoples food. And many people like it.

obembet:
Una no go kill me. Lol