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kitty kat: Why do u cry when someone gives u back a doze of ur medicine. U told me that I don't know how to cook and I am hoping for man that will cook for me. I didn't vex. So why r u vexxing. U r calling me untrained and blablabla. DN u hv to be less emotional simple and know that what u Give is what u receive.

Come kitty its ok na, what's ur problem ?

ziqqz: Madam I hail you oooo. Oh well, I have emphasized timelessly that this is just MY OWN reasoning which leads to MY OWN preference when it comes to MY OWN wife's credentials. I expected that an average female will take offense, especially the ones that are not virgins. Do you know that there are places in Nigeria where you can have sex with a girl for as little as 200 Naira? That is less than $2 for God's sake! I also know girls around a night club I worked in USA who collect $200 for a 30-minute session, and no less than $1,500 for overnight session! From both extremes of our hungry home based ashewos to their higher class oyinbo counterparts, you think all those girls are foolish and not realize that they must settle down one day? And when they choose to settle, our 9ja girls will run to church and quickly claim born again, acting like saints. Then one gullible mugu will fall for them, and next thing na marriage. Chei!! I tell you men have suffered. How will a guy like that know her past where even okada riders paid 300 Naira to bang his number one woman. Her history gone forever and he'll never know! Do you think a man will still want to marry if that history were uncovered? No! But she'll hide her past. And since there is no way to measure the amount of brutal hammering a woman's vagina has endured, how else will a jealous guy verify the history of his intended wife's vagina??
So, for me, to play safe and not have all that nonsense in my mind as a possibility if I marry a non virgin, the best way to confirm my wife's vaginal history is by marrying a virgin. If she chooses to mess up after our marriage, I'll be more than happy to divorce her and start shopping for another virgin. Yes! And this is my own personal way of thinking which I am not imposing on anyone else.
Personally sef I'd rather have only children without marriage. Yes, that's how much I am afraid of women. MY OWN OPINION. I hail you again oooooo

Oh, this boi u no go kill somebody with ur beautiful write up's .
I'm in love with this post I swear.
We are both sailing on the same boat in this thread .
Exactly my thoughts are what u've got up there in ur head.
Back to topic------------------------
And to even make matters worse, the girl's father/kins men come up with one ridiculous 'bill' all in the name of 'bride price'---------NONSENSE !

If only he knew how won out his daughter is, I swear he would be the one paying u and not the other way round.

Mrs..Chima:
There are AFRICAN MEN THAT ARE MARRIED TO WOMEN THAT CAN'T COOK TO SAVE THEIR LIVES....is being a good wife is only judged by the merit of her cooking skills? Is that what marriage have come down to for Africans?

I mean you guys say Westerners knows nothing about marriage and all we know is divorce BUT WHY ARE AFRICANS fretting over dumb things such as cooking skills

No damn wonder spousal murders are higher in ,

Madam u've come here once again with u very mundane beliefs-------

Trying hard to understand the attributes u possess for mr chima to have taken u in as a wife, putting into consideration the part of the country mr chima is from ( igbo man) .
Knowing fully well that the igbos are the type that are very particular about what goes into their stomach.

Its just with time that we all will know what Mr Chima is up to to have PICKED u.
'Believe u me , that man is smarter than what u presently perceive him to be '

Tinynita: village gals tear eyez pass city gals these days...sum of d village gals dat claims 2 b virgins r really wide wen u taste their honey pot....so shun village tins....me 2 dey hail

Young lady stop deceiving urself.
Or are u one of those "break less punnies" ?

ziqqz: Ahh my chairman, with gratitude first, me I be common JJC o, if that's how you mean. There's an abundance of potholes in our country, so you really should be asking which hole did I NOT come out from...

Now I've got to subscribe(follow u) to the name.

I love wise men ?

190:

190 u dey laugh, even with all ur escapades and adventures u've had with ladies me no say u go love them(punnies) FRESH when u want to marry .

How can one enter an everlasting relationship with an already tired punny ?

That's sheer wickedness from the part of the woman.

ziqqz: Seeing that you capitalized the "Goodluck" makes me hope and pray it's not our presido you are wishing me...lol.
Well, speaking of luck in finding one, it's all over the airwaves with news that you are a virgin too! I think I heard it on Al Jazeera or CNN. I guess I've found a starting point for my search!

Love ur sense of humour broda.
And which hole did u come out from ?
Just noticing the "ziqqz" for the first time.

jmoore: Who told you every single guy is not a virgin? Some virgin men want to marry virgin women

True talk bro .

ziqqz: Lmfao... When you were small huh? So now that you're BIG you'll marry an ex-ashewo claiming to be born again because it's about time to get married? Just like you are entitled to call me hypocrite, I am also entitled to my own choice of wifey. Has anyone called you hypocrite over all these years when you chose fresh food over rotten food Designer clothes over okirika?? Blackberry handset over nokia 3310? My man, instead of jamming ur head on the wall to call me hypocrite, respect another man's choice as you would like yours respected.

U don finish am .
We all want fresh punnies abeg.
Who go see brand new come prefer second hand?

Believe it or not that
Don Moen's ---- I'll sing is very spiritual , each time I listen to it I just find tears trickling down my chicks .

But @ the moment I'm really loving
Frank Edward's ----mma mma,

Becacia_Barbie: So far u r stil single...she wnt accept to go out wid u! So Just leave ha alone, move on wid ur life nd act like u ve found som1 else....i bet she'd b jealous!

Word !

Oh boi, is this for real ?

Ur looking for a serious relationship and ur come to NL

U are a big joke mr man.

It does happen bro , I want to believe ur the one on the receiving end ? U are being loved---

Just appreciate the girl and politely tell her off,
Pls don't make the babe feel bad for letting her feeling known to u.

Cheers and be matured about it.

Akposkool: The guy knows not what he is missing.my garl and i are of d same height abt 6ft2 and she is slim while am muscular.you need to see how i appreciate her stature cus wen i play with her she is very flexible in my arms n very athletic.slim garls are a joy 2 hav fun with n nt d overweight gays.the guy should reconsider.as for d garl,baby plz dnt over work yourself just tn please d nigga.just tell him to move 2 da left so u can see a bigger picture.

Oh boi are u a waiter
Ur pikture is scary .

Jerros213: I'm not gonna say nada with regards to the topic.But hey,OP you've got some juicy lips right there...they make a brother like me go weak in the knees.

Oh boi respect urself o, she's married.
Complimenting her beauty is just ok, not yanning crap

I think she's too familiar with the guy as a friend and nothing more.

Look when a guy likes a girl he shouldn't play the 'friend stuff' with her for too long else she would start confiding in him on girls that toasting her and the ones she love.

ADVICE: Give her some breathing space, don't be ALWAYS available for her.

To an extent I'll say yes u got some points right.

However this could no be said to be applicable to all ladies as some of them will jump on the next available HORSE when ur out of sight.

Never underestimate the power of conji.

Me for one thinks this illuminate stuff is rather a cliche that is non existent,
However though having mentioned all these names hw many pastors are serving the lord truthfully in body and spirit ?

On a more serious note girl u don't have to make anybody make u feel bad for no just cause------
Something u fail to realize is that u have a body figure that most ladies are dreaming and praying hard to have --------

ADVICE : Do not do anything to that fantastic body of yours, if he wants to leave he should leave, someone that knows ur value will surely come in no time.

AGAIN: pls stop calling him ur finance, it makes u sound desperate.

Poster. Don't know y u are so adamant on wanting to marry a guy by fire by force.

U said in ur write up over and over again that he's the person u intend marrying.

My own worry now is that u seem more interested in this guy than vi s-visa.

Since when did women start taking men down the aisle in Nigeria ?

D guy says u are way too skinny, y then are. U forcing urself on the dude ?

On a second thought I have been seriously thinking hw thin u could possibly

Are u fatter than this chic ?

No contact, nothing!
Are u on BB ?
If yes let me know, u could drop ur nub or something , wld show u some of my available rides.

190: have you tried using insecticides for the occasional flies that mite go after her

And to think that guys are always hell bent on sucking the k.I.t.t.y scares me to my bones.

How on earth do I put my tongue down there ?
I'm no vampire I'll puke if I try it.

Poster this is so true, no guy in his right senses wants anybody following him bumper to bumper all because of relationship .
Its so annoying I swear.